Silly Meow of the Demon King's Family

"Well, I don't care what kind of cat you have. Who will be responsible if something goes wrong?" In fact, adopting a stray cat is not a big deal, as long as the cat is sick. Wen Yongjun's worth of raising a native cat is enough for the media to write Another day, it will be reported that Wen Yongjun was infected with some strange disease by a stray cat. He Rui guessed that he would have to build his own spaceship to take refuge in an alien planet.

"I'm in charge." Wen Yongjun patted the cat's fur and answered He Rui casually: "Before you die, you must make a will, saying that adopting stray cats and not taking stray cats for examination has nothing to do with you."

"If you really say that, the media will probably describe it from more angles." The corner of He Rui's mouth twitched: "Maybe they can find out what kind of adultery we have."

"Meow~" The vixen is so rude, I am the only one in this world who can have an affair with a male god.

Shen Ji patted Wen Yongjun's hand with a meat pad and said, "Bi Ren belongs to me." Wen Yongjun's stroking silly cat suddenly stopped, and after thinking for a while, Wen Yongjun said to He Rui: "Why don't you take it with you?" let's go."

"Meow!" Shen Ji stared at Wen Yongjun with "unforgivable" eyes. Wen Yongjun was amused by its stupid and cute appearance, and pointed to the door to ask He Rui to buy milk powder. After entering the door, Wen Yongjun hugged Shen Ji in his arms and smoothed his fur. Shen Ji's whole cat was immersed in the faint excitement of "the male god asked Xiaosan to serve me", and he didn't notice that the male god had changed channels at all. When the bubble of happiness was punctured and he was about to find the male god to show off his cuteness, the male god had already replaced Shen Ji with an entertainment program hosted by the "Prince" in the TV drama in the afternoon.

The expression of Shen Ji's whole cat became like this: =口=

Male god, I have no interest in this old man. Really, you are the only person I love from the beginning to the end.

It took He Rui half an hour to buy milk powder.

Wen Yongjun knew that He Rui was a terrible road idiot. He had to walk a straight road hundreds of times before he suddenly realized, "So this is a straight road", but he didn't expect He Rui's road idiot to be so serious that he turned left Can't you really find it without the small supermarket 200 meters away?

He Rui, who came back with milk powder, sighed, and said to Wen Yongjun, who was full of helplessness: "I went to the wrong door!"

Wen Yongjun: "..." Do you dare to be more confident?

Wen Yongjun is a young master who doesn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers, so He Rui is responsible for making the powdered milk for Shen Ji. Seeing the bowl of powdered milk on the ground, Shen Ji is slightly troubled.

Wearing it on a stray cat, Shen Ji of course also felt what it was like to be hungry, but as a tsundere cat with a heart, Shen Ji would never dig through the trash can, so Shen Ji has never had any since wearing it. ate. qaq

But is the milk powder of Love Rival Chong really drinkable?Will he be malicious and poison my milk powder because the male god loves me deeply?

After the true love died, the male god was unhappy, and the vixen turned into a white lotus again to comfort and accompany the male god who had lost his true love. The male god was empty in body and mind, and was deceived by the white lotus. Later, he married the white lotus, and said at the grave of true love that they would be happy.

How dark is Bai Lianhua's heart?I will never forgive you.

"Meow~" Is there a silver needle?Master Ben wants to test whether it is poisonous or not.

Wen Yongjun: "..." This kind of thing is already very frustrating, why do you still say it?

You are just a local cat who failed to cross the catastrophe. Is such a worth worth your persecution paranoia?

"Why doesn't it eat?" Seeing that Sha Miao turned and spun around the bowl, sniffed and sniffed, but didn't stick out his tongue to taste, He Rui began to worry about whether Sha Miao's health was really bad. When He Rui spoke, he raised his head and said "meow~" to He Rui.

Because I'm afraid you'll poison me to death.

"Maybe it's a little hot." Wen Yongjun knelt down and gently stroked Shamiao's head, Shamiao immediately squinted and rubbed against Wen Yongjun's palm, Wen Yongjun smiled, and said to Shamiao very gently: "Eat well, Otherwise, He Rui will say that you are sick and send you to a stray cat shelter."

"Meow~" He is the only one who is sick, and his entire household registration has been sick.

"Yongjun, don't think that the prince can't understand you and you speak ill of me in front of it. I told you that cats are very clever animals. What if it doesn't like me in the future?" Silly Miao meowed away, and He Rui complained that Wen Yongjun's bad words about him were remembered by the little silly meow. The little silly meow rubbed on Wen Yongjun's knee, and then stretched out her tender tongue to lick the milk. .

"Meow~" Tongue test is non-toxic.

Wen Yongjun: "..."

"Eat, eat, your lord is so good." He Rui touched Shen Ji's head excitedly, Shen Ji flicked his tail and licked his milk noblely and coldly.

Soon the bowl of milk was full, and Shen Ji, who was full, jumped onto the sofa with his tail flicking, nestled next to the male god, and licked his paws leisurely.

He Rui tried to curry favor with Silly Cat many times to no avail, so he could only browse the forum with his laptop in his hand. He Rui sneered from time to time, complaining about a certain singer's substandard Mandarin, and Shen Ji came forward curiously to have a look.

He Ruijin entered the official website of a singer named Jiang Xiao. Jiang Xiao is a new star in the music scene. His voice is very magnetic. He can be gentle and domineering. He can't hold the attack. In the early days, he seemed to be an Internet singer. He became popular after two cover songs After half the sky, many entertainment companies in China have approached him. It was rumored that he didn't make commercial music and was unwilling to sign contracts with major entertainment companies. Later, he signed with Yuchen Company for some unknown reason.Not only does Jiang Xiao have a nice voice, but he is also handsome. He can turn into a cash cow without any packaging. After signing the contract, he has a little promotion and is so popular that he can't bear to look directly at him.

From children of a few years old to grandmas of dozens of years old, Jiang Xiao is a household name. This kind of mythical fox in the music world is probably jealous of others.

"Yong Jun, why don't you go to the music world to hang out? This Jiang Xiao is too arrogant."

After He Rui complained enough, he turned his head to suggest to Wen Yongjun, Wen Yongjun raised his eyebrows: "I'm not interested."

He Rui held his heart and frowned: "It seems that Jiang Xiao will have to be arrogant for a while."

Wen Yongjun couldn't stand it anymore, he hugged Shen Ji and gave Shen Ji a hug: "You are a typical example of hate because of failure in love."

"How can there be any love? At most, it's okay to hate it? He, who can't speak standard English or even Mandarin, has become a myth in the music industry. I'm just worried about the future of the music industry."

He Rui immediately retorted, and Wen Yongjun said again: "When others sing, standard pronunciation is enough."

He Rui said with a look of disgust: "Have you ever seen someone pronounce wifi as crooked huai (one sound)? Jiang Xiao is the one who is a legend in the music world. He is indeed quite amazing. He can make such a magical sound and sing without any problems."

Wen Yongjun smiled, and the movement of stroking Shen Ji became more and more gentle. Shen Ji dozed off comfortably, and Wen Yongjun said again: "Could it be that your fan turned black because of Jiang Xiao's family's wifi password?"

"Please don't talk about the wifi password!" He Rui frowned instantly: "I'm not his fan either, I've always been a blackie, and I hate Jiang Xiao's blackie more than any blackhead!"

Wen Yongjun nodded. This story originated from the first collaboration between Jiang Xiao and Wen Yongjun. Jiang Xiao originally sang the theme song of Wen Yongjun's movie, but the producer suddenly asked Wen Yongjun and Jiang Xiao to sing a duet. Wen Yongjun didn't sing the song originally. Guoge, Jiang Xiao is a senior in this respect, so Wen Yongjun and He Rui went to visit Jiang Xiao.

Then, He Rui searched for wifi at Jiang Xiao's house, and saw that the name of Jiang Xiao's wifi was "woshishabi", He Rui knew that it was probably funny, but seeing Jiang Xiao and Wen Yongjun's serious discussion , tentatively entered the broken password, and then Jiang Xiao smiled and said to He Rui: "The password is ngrsgdsb."

Why didn't you tell me when you clearly saw me entering the password?What does your password mean?You are teasing me and I will really black you for life.

Thus, He Rui really became Jiang Xiao's dark side.