Silly Meow of the Demon King's Family

But Wen Yongjun didn't reply anymore, Shen Ji regretted to death that he actually made up such a cowardly lie, and now he didn't even believe the confession of the male god, so Shen Ji organized his words silently, and turned around in Wen Yongjun's arms , facing Wen Yongjun and said: "You, you know that I am not a cat."

Wen Yongjun nodded, and heard Shen Ji continue to say: "I, I am the one, do you remember the actor who played your sidekick, and then was, was struck to death by lightning?" Shen Ji felt that the male god must remember his death in such a strange way!

Sure enough, Wen Yongjun nodded with a smile, and Shen Ji blushed and continued, "That's me."

Wen Yongjun held back his laughter, Shen Ji puffed out his cheeks depressedly, what's so funny about that!Have no sympathy at all? !

But Wen Yongjun had laughed enough and stroked Shen Ji's dumb hair and said to Shen Ji: "You were struck by lightning because this cat wanted to use you to hide from the sky. It is also because of this that the calamity has not passed.”

Shen Ji: "!" So God hacked the wrong person so I was hacked to death? !So God hacked me to death because of a guilty conscience, so let me be reborn on this cat demon? !Shen Ji felt that he was the truth.

But male god, what I want to express is not this, what I want to express is that I really entered the circle because of you!If the male god has always been interested in this newcomer who "entered the circle for him", it just so happened that this matter was found out by those young newcomers who wanted to hug their thighs. Cum dream lovers then come together or something!

This kind of thing is absolutely not allowed!

"Because the role I received was the master's servant, I was so happy to eat a fish, but I was stuck by the fishbone, so I went out to see a doctor and was struck to death by lightning!" So the little lover in your dream, male god, is really me qaq

"Pfft." Wen Yongjun finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He hugged Shen Ji in his arms and buried his head in Shen Ji's neck nest. He knew that Shen Ji was struck to death by lightning. It's nothing to Tianjie's demon cultivator, but why can he be so stupid when he eats fish and gets stuck with fishbone?

Shen Ji hugged Wen Yongjun's trembling body with a smile, feeling the ridicule from the male god, his blushing face was also paralyzed, this was the first time he spoke without punctuation, and it was also the first time he put such a shameful Talk about it!And still say it to your male god!

Shen Ji felt that his brain must have short-circuited!Why do you do this? !

Shen Ji didn't expect Wen Yongjun's smile to be so low and so long-lasting, Shen Ji felt that he was almost numb by Wen Yongjun's pressure, Wen Yongjun adjusted his state, and said to Shen Ji with a smiling handsome face: "You It's really not the slightest bit of stupid."

Shen Ji: "..." As a gentle gong, shouldn't you hug me at this time to comfort me and say that it's okay, and you will be responsible for picking fish bones for me when I eat fish in the future?

But the point is still not here!Male God, you haven't realized what I want to express is that I really entered the circle for you? !The girl of your dreams is actually me!

"Teasing you." Wen Yongjun spoke suddenly, Shen Ji raised his head and rubbed his mouth against Wen Yongjun's chin, Wen Yongjun took advantage of the opportunity and kissed Shen Ji on the mouth: "I know you are Shen Ji, how could I not know you Is it my stupid fan?"

Shen Ji: "!" That's right, the male god already knows my identity!My room is full of male god's peripheral male god's album male god discs!When I see the male god, I will definitely tell the male god all my black history, including disobeying the advice and entering the entertainment industry!

The male god is really too dark-bellied!The little lover in the dream is just trying to blow out of my mouth that I am a fan of the male god!And it sounds so stupid to be a fan of brains!

Just when Shen Ji was thinking about how to restore his image, there was a sudden "cracking" sound from the living room. Shen Ji immediately pricked up his ears, and gave Wen Yongjun a "thief" look. Wen Yongjun put his right index finger on Shen Ji's face. Ji moved his lips to signal Shen Ji not to speak, then bit Shen Ji's ear and said: "I'll go and see, you wait for me here."

Shen Ji nodded the cat's head, seeing Wen Yongjun got up and got out of bed, his nervous eyes didn't blink, the sound of fighting came from the living room not long after Wen Yongjun went out, Shen Ji could almost imagine the tragic situation in the living room, he knew The identity of the male god, ordinary thieves must not be able to deal with the male god, so Shen Ji is not worried at all, but the sound of fighting in the living room has not stopped for a long time since the male god went downstairs, Shen Ji is not only a little worried, maybe someone who will come Not a thief, but also a man of cultivation!Shen Ji really wanted to go out and have a look, but he also knew that going out with his own cultivation might just cause trouble.

Shen Ji anxiously waited for Wen Yongjun to come back. After a while, the sound of fighting in the living room stopped. Shen Ji heaved a sigh of relief, and had already started to think about how to reward the male god who had killed the enemy, but after waiting for a long time, Wen Yongjun couldn't help it. Without going upstairs, Shen Ji began to worry again.

Isn't it the male god who won?As soon as Shen Ji had this thought, his face immediately turned pale, and he didn't care whether he would be slow, so he got up and walked downstairs barefoot. Although the light was not turned on, it didn't hinder the cat from seeing the people in the room. The scene, the living room was unexpectedly clean, there were no outsiders or male gods, Shen Ji walked around the living room, saw nothing, and could only shout loudly: "Master!"

No one in the room answered Shen Ji, the quietness was a little strange, Shen Ji listened to his rapidly beating heartbeat, and just about to look for other places, a handsome ancient man with long hair and purple clothes came out of the kitchen.

"Shu Xifan!" Shu Xifan looked at Shen Ji as if he had just recovered, and after a while he said, "You have transformed."

"Where is my male god?!" Shu Xifan was covered in blood. Seeing Shu Xifan like this, Shen Ji couldn't help but think wildly. He remembered that Wen Yongjun said that he had a nightmare and dreamed that Shu Xifan wanted his life?Didn't the male god tease me? !

Not seeing Wen Yongjun made Shen Ji panic, and he had no time to think about other things. He walked quickly to the door of the kitchen, and when he was about to enter the kitchen, he found that Shu Xifan already had a physical body. After the transformation, he never saw Shu Xifan again. I don't know what happened to Shu Xifan, although Shu Xifan was very kind to Shen Ji, but Wen Yongjun suddenly disappeared and Shu Xifan appeared here, Shen Ji had to doubt Shu Xifan.

"You already have a physical body?" Shen Ji went into the kitchen, didn't see Wen Yongjun, went to the bathroom again, Shu Xifan followed behind Shen Ji: "Yes, but it's not very stable, what are you looking for?"

"My male god is gone!" Shen Ji turned around suddenly, and glared at Shu Xifan fiercely. Shu Xifan is a ghost cultivator, and a black cat exorcises ghosts. Taking a step back, he said to Shen Ji, "What are you doing?"

"Why did my male god disappear as soon as you came back?!"

"You doubt me?" Shu Xifan looked unbelievable: "If I can hurt him, me, I will not be physically stable?!"

Shen Ji still looked at Shu Xifan suspiciously, after all he didn't know how strong his male god was, and he didn't know if Shu Xifan was a real friend.

"Why is there so much blood on your body?"

Such stinky blood must not be my male god.

"Black dog's blood." Shu Xifan had an expression on his face: "When I materialized, the entity was not very stable. It appeared and disappeared from time to time, and I met an old woman who was not afraid of ghosts. At that time, I wanted to break through and could not change positions. Was splashed with black dog blood by that old woman."

Shen Ji: "..." As expected, Shu Xifan was only evil and crazy on the surface, but really stupid.How could this kind of blood-splashed ghost hurt my male god? !

"Does the blood you get splashed on have no effect on Xiu why?"

"Yes, so I broke through the entity and was unstable."

Shen Ji: "..." Suddenly I felt that Shu Xifan was so pitiful.But where did my male god go? !

"Don't you care about my whereabouts in the past few months?" Shu Xifan walked to the sofa, and after sitting on the sofa, he left a black bloody ass/butt mark on the sofa. Shen Ji looked at Shu Xifan with a dark face, Shu Xifan He continued: "I planned to steal some elixir for you, but who knew that I was caught by a real alchemist. Tsk, it's just the past of the chrysanthemum."

Shen Ji: "..." You are a non-entity, who can make you lose your chrysanthemum?

"You don't know how cruel he is. I have been imprisoned in the alchemy room by him during this time, and the prison/imprisonment can't be more serious."

Shen Ji: "..." What kind of alchemy room do you need to use as a non-entity to be imprisoned?

"And that senior brother of the real person is very fierce. He said he wanted to use me to make alchemy, but their broken alchemy furnace couldn't make sharp eyes or anything, so I ran away."

Shen Ji: "..." Are you afraid that others will refine you?

"Then I was splashed with black dog blood by that old woman!" Shu Xifan once again showed a disgusted expression, and Shen Ji nodded: "Where is my master?"

Shu Xifan: "...Actually, he went out to help me deal with that alchemy idiot."

Shen Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief, being called a fool by Shu Xifan must have lowered his IQ to a new level, and a male god must have no problem dealing with such a person!

Knowing that his male god was not in danger, Shen Ji immediately relaxed a lot, but even though the other party was just an idiot, Shen Ji still walked to the window and looked out.

But Shen Ji didn't see anything.

"Don't worry, that alchemy idiot is no match for your master."

Shu Xifan comforted, Shen Ji nodded, of course he can't be my male god's opponent!My male god is the most handsome demon cultivator in the universe!

"Come and sit, let me tell you what happened in the past two months."

Shen Ji: "...can you change your clothes?" Who wants to hear a story about a ghost being raped?And who wants to sit on that sofa stained with black dog blood? !And you can bear a stinky suit?

"Black dog blood is not an ordinary stain. My mana can't purify it. When your master comes back later, ask him to purify it for me."

Shen Ji felt that Shu Xifan was really thick-skinned, but after all, others were taken away by idiots because of him, and then they were splashed with black blood, and the cultivation base of others was also destabilized, so it was right to ask the male god to help.