Silly Meow of the Demon King's Family

1: April Fool's Day is the most annoying thing

When Shen Ji woke up in the morning, Wen Yongjun had left a note and left.

That's right, it's a small note. Although both of them have mana, it still sounds very warm to leave a small note to each other.

Shen Ji supported his sore waist and opened the note:

"I have some things to deal with, I will come back as soon as possible, I worked hard last night, I will give you a kiss as a reward, okay =3=

--your husband"

Shen Ji held the note and kissed it fiercely: "My husband!"

Although Shen Ji didn't dare to be too open in front of Wen Yongjun, but when Wen Yongjun was away, Shen Ji was still very brave (lewd) and daring (slutty). Self-contained emoji, what? Shen Ji looked down and saw the hickey marks on his body. As his cultivation level increased, Shen Ji's recovery ability became stronger and stronger. Last night, he left hickey marks all over his body in the morning. It has turned into small pink spots, and it is not too obvious, but Shen Ji still blushes with shame from these small pink spots, the magic cultivator is simply too intemperate, and he has to fight three hundred rounds every day!The nightlife couldn't be more varied.

Shen Ji quietly recalled what happened last night. After feeling hardened, he felt that he was too shameless. Since he was shameless, he should be ashamed to the end. He thought about the way the male god turned him over and over again last night. Hair, get dressed and go downstairs.

Nie Shaowen was leaning on the chair to eat pastries, and saw Shen Ji just raised his eyebrows. Although Shen Ji had never liked Nie Shaowen, he was still amazed by Nie Shaowen's elegant but lazy movements. He looked at Nie Shaowen a few more times, Nie Shaowen Looking at Shen Ji with hanging eyes, although he had no expression, Shen Ji still felt that Nie Shaowen looked at him with sympathy.

Shen Ji looked puzzled, seeing his sister-in-law coming down the stairs, before Shen Ji could say hello, the sister-in-law said: "I heard that father found a furnace for Yong Jun, why don't you go and have a look?"

Of course, Shen Ji knew what the furnace was. It was a person who was used by cultivators for double cultivation in order to improve their cultivation!

He had an expression of "Fuck, are you kidding me", and the sister-in-law shrugged: "Don't you know about this?"

Shen Ji shook his head, and his sister-in-law continued: "Yongjun hasn't practiced for a long time, and my father is afraid that he won't be able to overcome this hurdle. Don't blame Yongjun for this matter. Yongjun doesn't want you to think too much about it. Yongjun has a high cultivation base, and it will be more difficult for him to overcome the calamity later on." , you don’t want him to be struck to death by lightning after failing the tribulation, do you?”

Shen Ji just nodded his head twice, not knowing what his sister-in-law said later, he went back to the room, took out his mobile phone and called Wen Yongjun, because Shen Ji's cultivation base is not very high, and the sound transmission technique is easy to "lose signal", Wen Yongjun and Shen Ji's mobile phones.

The mobile phones of the two were still couple models, Shen Ji hesitated for a while while holding the mobile phone, and finally dialed the number.

Wen Yongjun answered the phone quickly, and Shen Ji was relieved when he heard Wen Yongjun's voice. He faltered and hesitated for a long time before he stammered and asked: "Listen, listen, listen to what my sister-in-law said, what father gave me?" You, found, found a furnace, a furnace cauldron."

There was silence on the phone for a few seconds, Shen Ji held the phone nervously, and heard Wen Yongjun say word by word: "Because the cultivation base is not very stable."

Shen Ji's face turned pale for a moment, and he was never so afraid of being struck to death by lightning. His voice was a little trembling, and he said tremblingly, "I, can't I?"

"Your cultivation base is too low." Wen Yongjun's voice was still very gentle. He coaxed Shen Ji a few words to let Shen Ji rest well. Shen Ji hummed a few times indiscriminately. Tears on the face.

It is useless for Shen Ji to complain silently about himself. He used to swear that no matter how scumbag the male god is, he is still my male god, and I will never hate him or anything. After listening to the male god himself, he realized that he actually complained about the male god.

He hoped that Wen Yongjun would deny it, even if he lied to Shen Ji, it didn't matter, he could pretend not to know, and stay by Wen Yongjun's side, but now Shen Ji didn't know how to face Wen Yongjun, he felt like his heart had been hollowed out Feel.

Shen Ji buried her face on the pillow, and there was the fragrance of Wen Yongjun on it, which was the unique smell of Moxiu.

Shen Ji didn't know how long he had been crying, and he had even forgotten his brain. He still remembered that Wen Yongjun had said so many love words, and he still remembered that his father said that the men of the Wen family were the most dedicated, but why was there such a thing as a stove?The world of comprehension is really evil!

Shen Ji hung up the phone and Wen Yongjun rushed back. He knew Shen Ji's IQ very well. After answering Shen Ji's question, Wen Yongjun regretted it a little. He pushed open the bedroom door and saw his little silly cat lying on the bed before he felt relieved. Wen Yongjun stepped forward and sat by the bed, stroking the dull hair on Shen Ji's head, Shen Ji was startled, his body trembled violently, Wen Yongjun smiled, and said to Shen Ji: "Aren't you afraid to hold back?"

Shen Ji didn't expect Wen Yongjun to come back so soon. Tears were still dripping all over his face. He was so ashamed that he wiped his nose and tears on the pillow before he dared to turn his head.

"Come back so soon?" Shen Ji put on a fake smile on his eyes that were red from crying, Wen Yongjun felt his heart was pinched by something, it was so painful.

He leaned over to hold Shen Ji in his arms, he hated his sister-in-law to death and regretted that he was so hot-headed that he cooperated with her, and the words of explanation slipped around his lips, but because of Shen Ji's expression, he couldn't say anything. It was rare for Shen Ji not to be shy, and hugged Wen Yongjun as if acting coquettishly, Wen Yongjun's voice was hoarse, and he gently touched Shen Ji's head: "Happy April Fool's Day."

Shen Ji: "..."

"I love you."

2: The most special love letter

As Wen Yongjun's brainless fan, Shen Ji must have a veteran-level account on Wen Yongjun's official website. The account's attention rate must be higher than the sky, and the number of posts is overwhelming, and there are countless refined posts.

There must also be another veteran account, the attention rate is still higher than the sky, the number of posts is still overwhelming, and there are countless rapes, and his most special love letter comes from this account.

Shen Ji's hacker account is called "I am Yongjun's subject", and it is one of the top 10 accounts on Wen Yongjun's official website.

Ten years ago, Wen Yongjun posted on Weibo that the official website was about to open on a certain day and a certain time in a certain year, and Shen Ji, like other idiot fans, guarded the link to the forum that could not be accessed an hour in advance. Wait for the comprehensive competition to get the top ten accounts.

Shen Ji used this account to hang out on the official website forum, and the first post he published was called #给男神100收起信#

At the beginning, this post was relatively normal, because Shen Ji wrote well and was full of love. Soon the post was refined by the administrator, and there were more people who followed the post. Shen Ji opened another post to continue writing. He was originally just I want to express my endless love for the male god, but because I have a hole in my head, the more I write, the less reliable it is ♂ and ♂. Finally, I use vivid language to describe Longyang's 36 styles, 72 styles, 81 styles, and [-] styles. Only you can't think of it. Can't write without Shen Ji!

In the beginning, some people deceived themselves and others into fanfiction, but Shen Ji went too far. Every time he had to declare that the subject was him, he was reported for promoting pornographic/violent thoughts, and the love letter was locked. Shen Ji opened a post and continued to write. Locked and unlocked, the landlord didn't disappear until Shen Ji was struck to death by lightning.

It is rare for Wen Yongjun to log in to his mailbox. There are many unread files in it. Wen Yongjun selected a few he knew and saw the link He Rui sent to him:

I looked at the post that was locked a long time ago, and I still have a chrysanthemum face.

This is of course the post written by Shen Ji.

Wen Yongjun is an administrator, he can browse even locked posts, Shen Ji felt inexplicably nervous when he clicked on the link.

"Baby, you're clamping so tightly, I'm going to be cut off by you."

pinched

broken

Goosebumps appeared on Shen Ji's face when he was overwhelmed by the color/smell, Wen Yongjun raised his eyebrows, saw the screen full of xxoo, put his arms around Shen Ji and said, "This posture seems to be pretty good."

Shen Ji: "..." Why does this post look so familiar?

#The 31st love letter to the male god#

by I am Yongjun

under the body

Subject to

Damn, isn't this my account? !Isn't this a brain supplement for me to be locked? !I just yelled at the male god!Has retribution finally come now? !

The screen is full of ummm, the screen is full of baby sweetheart, Shen Ji seems to be able to feel through the screen how hungry and thirsty he was before, Wen Yongjun was just about to close the webpage, when he turned to look at Shen Ji, he found Shen Ji's face With an expression of doomsday, he patted Shen Ji on the shoulder.

Shen Ji: "This article is so stupidly written, how is this posture possible, hahaha..."

"It's impossible to know just by trying it." Wen Yongjun kissed Shen Ji's forehead: "Why don't you read what he wrote next."

"Don't look! It's 69!"

Wen Yongjun raised his eyebrows: "How do you know?"

Shen Ji: "I, I, I saw it on the forum!"

"Really?" Wen Yongjun had an expression of "I don't believe it": "But the IP that He Rui gave me is displayed at Shen's house, could it be..."

"Yes! It's me!" Shen Ji buried his head in the pillow with a blushing face, and turned into a cat in despair. Wen Yongjun poked Shen Ji's ass/butt, his smiling eyebrows and eyes gradually curved: "I thought it was your brother."

Shen Ji: "..." Is it too late for me to change my words now?

"Since you wrote it, let's try one by one." Wen Yongjun flicked the kitten Ding Ding, turned Shen Ji over, and pinched Shen Ji's Ding Ding: "Have you ever written about humans and beasts? "

"Meow~" That must not be true. I never thought that I would turn into a beast and be fucked!

"I received the love letter." Wen Yongjun picked up Shen Ji and kissed him on the hairy head: "I like it very much, and I will practice it one by one."

By the way, I feel how my little silly meow's words are always so deceitful.