just fight with you

Before the morning self-study, Qi Qi received a new book in the office, because the new head teacher was temporarily called away by the director, so he could only find the classroom by himself.

The teaching building is two buildings opposite to each other, with a wide distance in the middle, and there are corridors connecting on both sides. He followed the description just now and walked down the stairs, walked through the corridor and walked to the opposite side.

Finally, I took a look at the sign on the edge of the door before stepping on the threshold of the new classroom, and heard a voice that seemed to be heard one after another for more than a day.

Hearing this voice too much will make him feel uncomfortable, especially the tone now, he knows that there is nothing good to say after hearing the first sentence.He had just put his phone in his pocket, and pressed the edge button before pulling his hand away.

"What did you say? What do you say my future tablemate will be called? Qiqi? A big boy named such a motherfucker, I'm sure it's not Lin Daiyu who is crying and crying all day long. The morning meeting will be held on Monday, and there will be a live performance of twisting Yangko in front of the teachers and students of the school!"

The person who spoke was sitting at the end of group A. He looked up and rushed towards the front desk, with one hand resting on the back of the chair, and a pen in his hand, wandering around between his fingers. Seeing his front desk looking backward, he Turn back slowly.

After seeing this man's face clearly, Qi Qi raised his brows lightly: No matter how far the emperor is, your retribution will still come.

"On the day of your performance, I will definitely record the video and try to play it on the computer screens of each class before class after the conference is over."

The morning self-study of class 1 has always been used to make up for sleep and homework, and everyone cooperates tacitly and respects each other as guests.This sudden voice suddenly sounded in the classroom, and the students looked back subconsciously.

I saw the boy with the schoolbag on one shoulder and a pile of books in his hand, looking at their class treasure, his chin slightly raised, the tails of his eyes slightly drooping, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was very weak, never From the aura to the face, it says don't mess with me.

Zuo Gu turned to ask Zhang Kaiming at the front desk, quite puzzled: "Did I just say something?"

"Brother Gu, you just said..."

Receiving Zuo Gu's "friendly" eyes hidden in his smile, Zhang Kaiming sneered and said blankly, "Brother Gu, did you just speak?!"

Gao Yan, Zhang Kaiming's deskmate, was busy writing to make up for omissions early in the morning. He didn't notice the turbulent reef behind a table and chair. He turned around and reminded enthusiastically: "Brother Gu, you just said that you will be at the same table in the future..."

"Shut up!" Zhang Kaiming turned Gao Yan's face back and pressed it to the table, "Copy your homework!"

Looking back to the left, there was a smile in his eyes.

Before he said anything, he saw his deskmate walk up a few steps and put the book in his hand on the table, dragged out the chair with one hand, grabbed the schoolbag strap with the back hand, and threw the schoolbag on the chair.

Not to mention, the action is quite cool.

Then, his deskmate took out his mobile phone, tapped the screen a few times with his thumb, and then looked up at himself.With that look, it seemed that what he was holding was not an ordinary mobile phone, but a weapon that could save him from redemption.

Zuo Gu was very puzzled, and felt that his new deskmate had a lot of opinions on him, as if his mind was not very good.

what?

Can your mobile phone blow up an atomic bomb?

At this time, the phone started to move, and what exploded was not an atomic bomb, but a sound that was very familiar and unfamiliar to Zuo Gu, and its power was no less than that of an atomic bomb.

"What do you think my future tablemate will be called? Qiqi? A big boy named such a motherly name. I'm sure it's not Lin Daiyu who is crying and crying all day long. I open early on Monday. In front of all teachers and students in the school, we will perform Yangko twisting live!"

"..."

The space is silent, and a needle can be heard.

It is like a 360-degree stereo surround sound, bombarding in this simple classroom with four walls piled up, lingering for a long time.

all the classmates:"……"

Live performance of twisting Yangko!

Perform twisting yangko!

Twisting yangko!

This sentence also echoed in Zuo Gu's mind for a long time.

Who would have thought that his new deskmate would be so handsome; who would have thought that his new deskmate would be so extraordinary; and who would have thought that his new deskmate would be so small-hearted.

After Zuo Gu finished feeling, he turned his head and smiled indifferently at the students in the class who were still sluggish: "What? Want to watch the live broadcast?"

After the sound of the stool legs rubbing against the ground, the students all sat on the board with their backs facing each other, listening to the movement behind them with their ears up.

Looking back to the left, leaning lazily on the back of the chair, one hand rested on the table and continued to play with the pen: "Just kidding, the recording is deleted, I don't care about your unauthorized recording, we can still be a harmonious couple table."

Qi Qi: "..."

"What's that expression on your face?" Zuo Gu looked at Qi Qi who was silent for two seconds, and then said, "I don't understand? Let me put it plainly, I forgive you and delete the recording."

Hearing this reasonable tone, Qi Qi thought to himself: How did this guy grow up so big without being beaten to death?

The mobile phone was stuffed into the belly of the table, and he sat down on the opened chair, leaning on the schoolbag, tilting his head and looking to the left, with a proud posture: "What if I don't delete it?"

Zhang Kaiming's hands trembled when he heard this sentence, and from the corner of his eye, he noticed that his deskmate made a few bends when he went straight down.

Looking at each other for a second, the two tacitly raised the table and moved forward.

Zuo Gu glanced at the two front desks who looked like thieves, and clicked his tongue in disdain.

He has always been adhering to the fine philosophy of solving problems first, and then he will not use violence directly.

Is he a civilized man?

In the next second, the civilized man let go of the pen in his hand and leaned over to approach Qi Qi.

Qi Qi stared at Zuo Gu, his eyes darkened dangerously, and his hands on the chair gradually tightened.

Zuo Gu didn't know whether it was luck or what, he just stopped one step before Qi Qi's bottom line, and said in a regretful tone: "That's sorry, I can only do it myself."

After Zuo Gu finished speaking, he backed away, and weighed the mobile phone that had just arrived in his hand.

"By the way, at the same table, what's your phone password?" Zuo Gu politely took out his phone and threw it on the table, "Mine is four zeros."

Zhang Kaiming: ...Huh? ? ?

This plot is wrong!

Why are you still exchanging mobile phone passwords? ?

He couldn't help but glance back.

He, Brother Gu, is fine, the sky is falling, he always has the expression that the weather is really good today, it is his new tablemate, and his face is not very good.

Zuo Gu didn't wait for the password of his deskmate's phone, what he waited for was that his wrist was caught, and before he could react, the phone was dropped and returned to its owner.

Zuo Gu looked at Qi Qi, and smiled provocatively.You came and I fought for two rounds, the phone fell from Zuo Gu's hand and fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

As soon as the students who heard the movement turned around, they saw the scene of the two holding their wrists in a stalemate, and then they all hung their necks, waiting for the new students to fight back.

Glancing at the cracked screen, looking left at Qi Qi with sincere eyes: "I said it wasn't intentional, do you believe it?"

Qi Qi's eyes fluttered violently, just as he shook off Zuo Gu's hand, he heard him say again: "But don't worry, as a promising young man, even if it wasn't intentional, I will definitely fix the screen for you."

The homeroom teacher entered the classroom with the handouts at this time, and found that the class was so quiet that it was almost weird. He immediately looked to the left, and decided that this kid was acting like a monster again.

Zuo Gu just bent down to pick up the phone, and let him look at it frankly, not wanting to complain about their age, and went straight to the head teacher who had left his head.

It is so unreasonable to convict people without distinction between right and wrong.He didn't do anything, okay? When the new deskmate arrived, he greeted him with a smile. In order to improve the relationship between the deskmates, he even reported the password of the mobile phone without reservation. There is no such a good deskmate in this world. All right.

Didn't see anything from Zuo Guna, the head teacher looked away, and said with a smile: "Good morning everyone, I must have known it, our class has welcomed a new student this semester..."

As he spoke, he looked at Qi Qi, and said with a smile: "Now, our new classmates are invited to come up and introduce themselves, everyone applauds and welcomes!"

Encouraged by the head teacher's enthusiasm, the applause was sparse and perfunctory.

Qi Qi walked up to the podium, without much expression on his face: "My name is Qi Qi, a Qi with Zhuge Liang six out of Qi Shan, and a Qi with 3.14159265359 plus one horizontal, I'm done."

Those who knew it were introducing himself, but those who didn't know that they thought he was going up to meet someone for a fight.The students in the class didn't know whether to applaud him, and the classroom was silent.

The teacher in charge laughed dryly: "...Yes, let me introduce myself more."

Qi Qi thought for a while, took the chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard, turned around and put down the chalk, and squinted to the left very bluntly.

Seeing him looking over, Zuo Gu propped his chin up and smiled back generously.

The students only reacted when they saw the names on the blackboard.

Isn't this the Wannian second child who is expected by the whole grade!A few days after the start of the first year of high school, I had to suspend school because of family reasons, and I only came to school after the exam, and my grades were still ranked behind the first in their class...

The students in the class thought of the situation just now, and their eyes flashed with excitement and stalwart: Is their chance to stand up and become a man has finally come? ! !

Qi Qi wrote the words and stood back on the edge of the podium. He just stood there without saying anything. The teacher in charge thought about his words: "This student... has a lot of personality, not bad! Go back to your seat first."

Qi Qi erased the name on the blackboard, turned around and went back, and suddenly found that the eyes of the classmates looking at him seemed to have changed.

As he approached his seat, he saw his two front desks with complicated expressions.

"At the same table, your thin gold body writes well, handsome!"

After Qi Qi sat down, he looked left and looked at his sincere praise.He squinted at Zuo Gu's unashamed smiling face, and quickly moved away, afraid that he would punch him on the spot if he couldn't hold back.

Hearing this sentence, Zhang Kaiming looked back at Zuo Gu, hesitant to speak.

He, Gu Ge, really doesn't know that this Qi Qi is the second child of Wannian who is ranked behind him every time in the exam and is rejected by his parents every time. He probably doesn't know either. The two are actually the same person.

Looking at the aura of his new classmate, he felt that the days ahead for his Brother Gu might not be very good.

"Okay, I've finished introducing the new students. I'll also introduce myself to the new students. My surname is Ce and my name is Xiao. I'm your homeroom teacher and your math teacher..."

Lao Ce was still talking in front of him, but some students couldn't hold back and started tapping on their phones.

The campus forum was shocked: Wannian's second child is back to school!He even became the deskmate of God! ! !

[All heaven celebrates! ! !Is it possible to finally see Zuo Shen drop off the list in his lifetime? ? ? 】

[Wait for this man to overthrow Nian Yi! ! !Avenge our weak hearts who are bound to be hit every exam! ! ! 】

[Being a god?That Zuo Gu who was ashamed to be a chair in the sun at the commendation meeting if he said he couldn't get the first place in the naked exam? ? ?The second child rushes!Squeeze him to death! ! ! 】

……

Zhang Kaiming also stood up his book and swiped his phone, a piece of chalk came from the podium and threw it at him fiercely, and it hit Qi Qi on the forehead.

There was a sudden pain in his forehead, and half of the chalk fell onto the opened page. Qi Qi looked up at Lao Ce with a confused expression.

"Ah! I missed it. It's the first time I've been a teacher this semester and I haven't found my touch." Lao Ce smiled very kindly. "You are familiar with the new classmates, Zuo Gu can avoid it every time."

Qi Qi: "..."

Qi Qi continued to look blank, Zuo Gu thought it was quite funny, he picked up the chalk after laughing enough, flicked his finger to open Kaiming's head, the sound of collapse was quite loud.

Seeing Zhang Kaiming covering his head in pain, he raised his chin at Old Ce: "You're welcome."

Lao Ce instantly changed his face towards him.

"Don't listen to your class with a smile on your face! Learn from your deskmate and don't make so many troubles all day long!"

Qi Qi: "..."

This class, from the teacher to the students, is not normal.