just fight with you

In the early self-study, I watched the whole process of classmates in the classroom, and now I have thoughts in my mind.

New dick!

Newcomers are not to be messed with!

The newcomer Flip Zuo Gu is just around the corner!

Li Qing, an English teacher, stepped on the tail bell of the class and stormed into the classroom aggressively with the papers. Before he could get close to the podium, the papers hit the podium table and caused a lot of dust.

"Look at your test paper last week, what did it look like? I'm too embarrassed to say that I got 150 out of 89 points, which is still a double-shot! Do you look down on me or look down on me? Zhang Kaiming, you still have a smile on your face It’s just like you guys, every time you’re single-mindedly trying to show the brotherhood that will never leave or give up, don’t you? It’s the old rule, after class, copy the wrong questions 100 times and hand them in, so be conscious.”

Gao Yan and Zhang Kaiming, the lucky couple, looked at each other and shook hands to comfort each other.

Li Qing's class has always been taught at any time, she finished spraying the fire, passed the paper to the class representative, turned around and wrote on the blackboard and said: "Today I will teach a new question type, and I asked you to preview it last week. Which classmate actively participated Come up and answer the next question?"

The chalk rattled on the blackboard and was thrown back into the box.

"No?" Li swept around, "In this case, please pray in your heart first, don't be drawn to yourself..."

Zuo Gu raised his hand to interrupt Li Qing, and said hesitantly: "Teacher, my deskmate said that this question is too simple and boring, he is sleepy!"

It wasn't until I noticed what class this lesson was, the lesson plan had just been brought out, and Qi Qi, who hadn't finished reading the questions, cursed in his heart.

The heads looking at the podium in front, because of the words of looking left, turned back together, and there were colorful eyes in pairs of probing eyes.

This is the most recognized devil in Yangzhong, dare to provoke her in class, brother, we respect you as a hero!

Li Qing rolled his eyes at Zuo Gu who was clamoring for trouble, and then looked at Qi Qi who was staring at him.

After clapping the smash on her hand, she said: "Then invite this classmate to come up, let us see how he answers the questions that make him sleepy."

Qi Qi glanced coldly to the left, and then under the eyes of the whole class who were looking forward to it, he calmly got up and walked to the podium, and quickly wrote out the answer in a few strokes.

"That's right, it proves that you have prepared carefully after class, and keep it up." Li Qing's eyes were not stingy at all, and then changed the subject: "Zhang Kaiming, you two, learn more from others in the future, and see what you answer!"

After Li Qing boasted and lost, Qi Qi was not in a hurry to go back.He stood on the podium and said slowly: "My deskmate just said..."

After the whole class waited for him to pause, he heard him say: "He said that the meaning of the rewritten sentence pattern of this question remains the same. The teacher can only write at most three different sentence patterns. He can write at least five. He said that he will come up and write it. Open your eyes to everyone."

If you respect me one foot, I will pay you back one foot. It is Qi Qi's motto not to suffer.

Courtesy is reciprocal, coming but not reciprocating is indecent, it is Zuo Gu's standard of life.

After one day of class, all the students in the class knew that these two people were not getting along, and the campus forum posts about the two people's quarrel had been pushed up to thousands of floors by night.

On the campus at night in summer, chirping insects are making noise.

After the dormitory lights-out time, the buildings were completely silent.

In the office on the second floor of the main teaching building, two figures were groping furtively in the dark.After a few small rustling sounds of metal colliding, Gao Yan shrank his head and stood by the window tremblingly. After a while, he said to the people inside in a low voice: "Brother Gu, are you okay? Hurry up!"

"What's the reminder, if you didn't lose the key, why would I be digging here with a paper clip for a long time now?" Zuo Gu worked for a long time without any feedback, pinched the arc of the paper clip again, and started to tinker again.

In fact, if you write a 3000-word review and hand it in, you can get your phone back. But, he is not willing to encourage the school's unfair punishment system that doubles [-] at a time, and so on.

So he wants to use the most primitive way to unilaterally fight against the school to the end.

The big security guard on duty at night is patrolling with a flashlight.The flashlight from the playground flickered up, and Gao Yan was so frightened that he fell straight to the ground.

After getting up again, Gao Yan looked outside tremblingly, then turned his head and urged: "Brother Gu, to be honest, hurry up, I'm nervous."

"Just squat there and watch the wind, why are you so nervous." Zuo Gu said.

Gao Yan: Why don't you come to my visual experience, see how the outside looks like the door of the toilet that is about to jump out of something, and then look at the grove with teeth and claws in the dark, and a row of hanging trees swaying in the wind The welcome streamer...

Zhang Kaiming is timid and dare not come, so he is also afraid of this!

After a while, Gao Yan's timid voice sounded again in the darkness: "Brother Gu, I'm in a hurry..."

"Hold on."

Before the second of Gao Yan's extreme mental breakdown, Zuo Gu's Wannian paper clip finally worked.

When picking and choosing in the cabinet, Zuo Gu still didn't forget to complain about one or two of them. Gao Yan listened for a while in fear, finally waited for him to find the target, and finally followed him out of the teaching building without any danger.

Leaning against the wall and sneaking back to the dormitory, Zuo Gu suddenly stopped, a little cautiously, paying attention to the wind and grass around him.

Gao Yan didn't know, so he stopped, and before he started to ask anything, Zuo Gu left a word "Run", and quickly left.

Gao Yan couldn't react because he was holding his urine, and he couldn't run fast, so he was honored to be alone—and was arrested.

As soon as Qi Qi entered the classroom in the morning, Zuo Gu flashed out his phone to negotiate with him: "Deleting the recording with one hand, handing over the phone with the other, how about it?"

At this time, an emotionless, almost mechanical voice sounded on the campus radio: "The following is an announcement that Gao Yan, a student from Class 1 of Senior Secondary School, stayed on campus with a partner in the early morning of September 20, 9xx and was arrested on duty. After the security personnel caught him on the spot, he refused to listen to repeated persuasion and insisted on covering up his fleeing accomplice, seriously violating the school's express regulations, and he will be severely punished with a notice of criticism, and hope that all students will take warning!"

At the end of the broadcast, Qi Qi was a little surprised to find that the students in the class didn't seem to be new to this matter, and a few students even came over to make a few jokes shamelessly.

Gao Yan sent these people away in a perfunctory manner, and continued to write the review with his head down, wiping away his vain tears.

Zhang Kaiming gloated at the side: "Didn't Brother Gu teach you before, to pretend to sleepwalk when you were caught, what about your brain?"

Gao Yan sniffled aggrievedly: "In front of the bladder that is about to explode, my brain can't even control my noble steps, so I don't care if I don't want it."

Qi Qi looked back at the so-called accomplices on the radio, and said, "If the director knows that you secretly took back the phone, what do you think he will do?"

Qi Qi was confident, Zuo Gu noticed the paper rolled up in his hand. According to the length and the number of papers visible to the naked eye, it can be concluded that it is a [-]-word self-criticism.

Seeing Zuo Gu frowned as if he was acting like a jerk, Qi Qi felt for the first time that Cheng Huan had someone rush him to review him overnight, which was the clearest thing he had done in more than ten years.

After thinking about it, Zuo Gu suggested: "Well, next time you write a review, I will blame it."

Qi Qi gestured to the left to look at the table in front of them.

Zuo Gu didn't understand, so when he looked over, he really didn't understand what was worth seeing on the back of the head. He turned his head and blinked twice to express his doubts.

Qi Qi tilted his chin in front of him: "Did you see, it says 'I believe you, Ah Piao!' written on it brightly?" Do you think I'm blind?"

Gao Yan, Zhang Kaiming: Misfortune comes from the sky... none of our business!

"What do you want?" Consultant Zuo asked.

"Apologize!"

"sorry!"

Zuo Gu opened his mouth and came as soon as he opened his mouth, without any psychological burden at all.Qi Qi choked: I underestimated this grandson.

Zhang Kaiming and Gao Yan turned their heads in horror.

Brother Gu, why are you still cowardly?

Where did your aura go when you were mad at all the graders?

Zuo Gu glanced at them lightly: "A man can bend and stretch without regard to trifles. Han Xin endured the humiliation in his crotch for the sake of his future ambitions. Why can't I say sorry for my own benefit?"

Of course Qi Qi refused to let Zuo Gu go easily, arrogantly like a scrutinizing emperor, he asked, "What's wrong?"

"You shouldn't blindly think that you at the same table are open-minded and won't care about me, you shouldn't be overconfident that you accidentally smashed the screen of your phone, and you shouldn't think that we can have a calm and friendly conversation after getting back the phone after going through all kinds of hardships..."

In the next second, Zuo Guyan swiftly held down the book that Qi Qi was about to throw at him.

"Just kidding..."

Seeing Qi Qi's face before the storm approached, Zuo Gu let go of his hands, restrained his smile, and said seriously: "Stay here for review, don't go to the office, you can make demands with me, anything you want."

Qi Qi stared at Zuo Gu, as if guessing the authenticity of his words, frowned for a second, threw the book back, and then said: "From now on, if I don't ask you, keep your mouth shut and don't talk, outside Seeing that I was not allowed to enter within ten meters, I consciously detoured on the same road as me, and then, went to ask the head teacher to change tables, the reason is yours!"

Zuo Gu raised his eyebrows slightly, looking a little surprised.

Being at the same table with him is something that many people can't even dream of. Now that there is such a good opportunity to hug the thighs close to the water, his tablemate treats him like a weed, but he can't avoid it.

Does he have a cognitive disability in terms of limited emotional expression?

Zuo Gu thought for a few seconds with a slightly complicated expression, and said, "Deal!"

Qi Qi knocked on the edge where the two tables were joined together, and when the two people at the front table turned their heads to look over, he asked, "Did you hear what you said just now?"

Zhang Kaiming and Gao Yan, who were forcibly pulled into the camera, nodded blankly because of Qi Qi's strong aura.

Qi Qi turned his head and stretched out his hand towards Zuo Gu.Zuo Gu grabbed the phone and didn't give it back: "Delete the recording first."

"A review is a review, and a recording is a recording, two different things." Qi Qi was impatient to argue with him, and snatched the phone back, "Start now, shut up!"

Yesterday, I listened to Cheng Huan for a long time. The glorious deeds of his deskmate who has been in school for more than a year can be simplified into one sentence, that is, he is too capable, beyond the reach of creatures on earth.So I know that even if the recording is really played for the whole school to listen to, I believe that Zuo Gu will not be able to really follow suit. Qi Qi can barely accept the solution of letting the grandson move the book and leave.

After being quiet for a while, Zuo Gu glanced at Qi Qi, and leaned closer: "Before I shut up, can I ask, it's fine if I tell me to shut up, why do I have to move?"

"I'm afraid I can't help but kill you."

"Don't worry, I'm the same as Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, no, I'm stronger than Xiaoqiang, you know?"

"Know, rounding you androgynous."

Zuo Gu: "..."

You Chinese cabbage is androgynous!