just fight with you

At the meeting on Monday morning, Zuo Gu finished his self-criticism on the stage, and the dean's face darkened dozens of degrees.

When Zuo Gu passed by him, he called him politely.

He didn't look left, snorted heavily with a black face and nose, and walked up the steps.

Zuo Gu walked back to the side of the stage, and asked Qi Qi who was standing next to Lao Ce with some puzzlement.

"Shouldn't he thank me, why is he still so indifferent to me?"

Zuo Gu muttered: "There's no reason...he must have lost his mind when I was giving a speech."

Qi Qi: "..."

More than ten minutes ago, Zuo Gu recited his own self-criticism on the stage with great emotion, and his attitude of admitting his mistakes was very good.

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In the end, I left an impassioned concluding speech: Baldness is not terrible, and regeneration is just around the corner!

Qi Qi would really think that Zuo Gu is also a normal person.

Now look at the group of students who couldn't hold back their laughter and all cramped.

Qi Qi felt that the dean didn't go up and knock Zuo Gu off the stage during the second half of Zuo Gu Nian's self-criticism, which is really very polite.

Qi Qi almost followed Zuo Gu's footsteps and went up to read self-criticism.

Because of Lao Ce's upright protection, he escaped a catastrophe, and was forced to stand by the side of the stage, sideways accepting the punishment imposed on him by the school.

On the stage, the teaching director wore a newly purchased wig that he was not used to wearing, and after severely condemning Zuo Gu's behavior, he also severely reprimanded and warned Qi Qi, who was a potential accomplice.

After the meeting was over, Qi Qi walked back with Zuo Gu in silence.

Zuo Gu was stopped by Lao Ce and asked him to go to the office.

Zuo Gu followed behind Lao Ce, seeing that Lao Ce's angry head could get angry, he felt that he needed to defend himself, and in order not to arouse Lao Ce's anger, he defended it very peacefully.

"Old Ce, I really can't completely blame me for this matter, Malaysia..."

"How did you talk!"

Old Ce turned around and scolded.

Zuo Gu: "...Director Ma, he is too dedicated, and he sticks to his post during the holidays. If I knew he was inside, I would definitely wait for him to leave..."

Glancing at Lao Ce, who was blowing his beard and staring, he looked left, closed his mouth, and said, "Even if he wasn't there at the time, even if I were given another chance, I would never do something that would damage the image of the school and harm others." matters of interest."

Zuo Gu put his attitude upright and spoke resolutely.

Lao Ce was already annoyed by this incident, and he became even angrier after hearing about it.

What kind of ghost student did he have? !

When Qi Qi returned to the class, the classmates were hesitant to speak but stopped looking at him with emotion and sympathy.

Yang Min, who was at the two tables in front of him, sat on his back, propped his chin with one hand, looked at Qi Qi, and sighed, "Oh, brother Qi is still polluted..."

Gao Yan, who was sitting next to him, looked sad and regretful, and said, "It's our fault too. When we heard that Brother Gu was going to draw a card, we should have stopped him. I'm sorry, Brother Qi, blame us."

Zhang Kaiming nodded in agreement, turned around and said to Qi Qi: "Yes, it's our fault, we didn't stop him at that time."

Qi Qi: "..."

"Zuo Gu, no matter what you do, you have to think about the consequences...Tell me about you, how many students came all the way outside and stared at you just now? Throwing firecrackers into the office! Is it something that the student union does?! This time the director is just a gimmick It's burnt, but there is no serious injury, otherwise it is a criminal case! Can you take responsibility?!"

In the office, Lao Ce's voice became more and more excited.

When Lao Ce became serious, it was still scary.

But what he said so earnestly was for his own good intentions, Zuo Gu would not be ignorant of it.

So he admitted his mistake this time very sincerely.

"Old Ce, I know that this matter is really serious. The cause is me. I did make a mistake. In order to make up for the mistake, I also wrote a self-criticism very seriously..."

"You call that serious?!"

When Zuo Gu came in, he acted as if he was being taught, and Lao Ce just felt a little relieved, his excitement calmed down a little, and he was so angry that his eyes were rounded by these words.

"That's right, the previous self-examination was all from the bottom of my heart, and I also carefully checked the information for the director's suggestions later, and I checked for more than an hour..."

Zuo Gu stopped talking, looked at Lao Ce, and asked, "Old Ce, do you want it too?"

"I do not want!"

Lao Ce was so angry that he couldn't do it, and said, "Okay, there is no need to emphasize this skip, and continue with the rest."

Lao Ce called Zuo Gu here mainly to see if he really realized his mistakes, and if he should be criticized, he must be criticized!

Listening to Zuo Gu's serious self-criticism and deep self-reflection, Lao Ce let him go and said, "Clean the aisle in front of the laboratory building. Every morning I go to check it myself. You are not allowed to clean or ask for help!"

Zuo Gu expressed his understanding of this and accepted it willingly.

However, he felt that Lao Ce's warning was a bit redundant.He didn't plan to ask someone to help him at first, he just cleaned it for a month, but it's only 500 meters, no big deal, maybe he can breathe fresh air outside for a morning self-study.

Well, if you lose, you gain.

Before Zuo Gu walked out of the office, he asked Lao Ce: "Although I have sincerely apologized to the director, should I still buy him another wig? Or just lose money? Do you know how much his wig costs?" ?"

"How would I know! Do I still study how much a wig costs?!"

Looking left at the "shouldn't be" expression on his face, he looked at the slightly sparse top of Lao Ce's head.

Annoyed by Lao Ce, he pointed to the door, shook his head twice, and signaled him to go out quickly.

Every time Zuo Gu made some noise in school, it would cause a certain sensation, and this time was no exception.

A large group of people who were suffocated in the morning meeting continued to ferment on the school forum.

[Zuo Gu: A godly man who blows up the dean's bald head and escapes with his whole body intact! 】

【Hahaha!Nima's!I laughed so hard this morning!This TM is really awesome!How did the brain grow?Can you think of blowing up the office? !Why didn't he blow up the Yuedu Tower?Our homework is all there! 】

【Maybe he made a mistake?Well, I think it's very possible!To be honest, I don’t think it’s strange what happened to him now]

[Hahahahaha! ! !You all don't know the expression on Da Ma's face when he read the self-criticism passionately above, oh my god, I sympathize with him to death! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(ω) hiahiahia!I beg for the shadow in my heart when Malaysia was bombed, the burnt area of ​​Malaysia's wig, and Ce Xiao endured several times during Zuo Gunian's self-criticism before going up to drag people away]

[Hahahahaha!Ghost Rebirth is just around the corner!At that time, anyone with a black face in Malaysia could directly perform facial makeup! 】

【Hahaha!But Da Ma's hair, the first time I saw it, I thought it was fake, and I told the people in the class that they still didn't believe it.Although I sympathize with Malaysia, I feel very relieved that the wig was exposed! 】

[Upstairs, pay attention to your words. In Malaysia, you can walk around the campus every day and then go to the school forum. Don’t pick your vest if he is stimulated and you will be finished.]

[I think this incident has cast too much shadow on Malaysia, why can't he come out so early? 】

[Maybe I will stay at home for a few days? 】

[Although Malaysia has arrested me several times, I still sympathize with him. At the moment of the incident, it is estimated that he will never get rid of the shadow in his life]

[As a close eyewitness to the incident, let me tell you that that day I was passing through the teaching building of the second year of high school, and I was quite frightened when I suddenly heard a long scream. When the horse is bald and holds a smoky wig in his hand, the person just cracks open! …It was only then that I learned that Malaysia’s voice can be so high-pitched]

[I imagined that scene, and laughed cramp!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! 】

[By the way, have you noticed that since last semester, Zuo Gu hasn’t done much trouble, and he’s rarely been active on the forums. I thought he was going to be a good student, but I still feel regretful. The boring high school career is less I had so much fun, I didn't expect such a big one to come after only one year, hahahahaha! ! ! 】

……

Qi Qi is sitting on the seat now, and his expression is not very good, because the person sitting next to him has not stopped laughing since he came in.

"Really? You were there when Zuo Gu bombed the office! Qi Qi, you have only been at the same table with him for a semester, how did you get infected like this..."

Cheng Huan couldn't help laughing, he wasn't surprised by what Zuo Gu did, but Qi Qi actually cooperated, and even cooperated to stand on the side of the stage to make an appearance, as long as he thought of this, he couldn't stop laughing.

Cheng Huan laughed so arrogantly that even Gao Yan and Zhang Kaiming in front couldn't stand it anymore.

Seeing Cheng Huan lying on the table laughing again, Qi Qi felt a toothache: "Believe it or not, if you keep laughing, they can throw you out?"

After being let go by Lao Ce, Zuo Gu walked out of the office, and saw Wan Su, who came for a stroll every day, approaching from the opposite side.

Wan Su raised her eyes and saw Zuo Gu. Before Zuo Gu could speak, she stretched out her hand and made a forbidden gesture, saying, "I don't want to get too close to you, for fear of being infected."

After finishing speaking, he backed away again and again, and after retreating to a distance that he thought was safe, he thought about it and decided that it would be better to go around from the opposite building.

Looking at Wan Su's back, Zuo Gu felt a little sympathetic to her: she has persecution paranoia at a young age, how pitiful.

Zuo Gu walked outside the classroom, Cheng Huan was being kicked out of the back door of their class by Qi Qi.

Cheng Huan looked up and saw Zuo Gu, and laughed again.

After watching Cheng Huan go away incomprehensibly, he looked left and went into the classroom.

I feel that the people in their class are kind, not only do not laugh at people casually, but also look at him with love.

After Zuo Gu sat down, he called Qi Qi, Qi Qi glanced at him and ignored him.

Many people in the class were secretly swiping their phones, and Zuo Gu also swiped the school forum for a while.

Looking at it, he pointed to one of the remarks, and said to Qi Qi: "They are exaggerating the facts, so how can it be called bombing? It's just that two firecrackers were set off at the inappropriate time... It's still the smallest number."

Zuo Gu looked serious and said, "This is slander."

Qi Qi: "Throwing two firecrackers at the school office in broad daylight, being punished by the whole school and almost suspended from school, what do you call this?"

Qi Qi didn't stand on his side, Zuo Gu felt a little aggrieved, and said, "Qi Qi, you agreed at the time."

Qi Qi looked at him, his pupils dilated a little: "How can I agree!"

"You tell me to stop talking nonsense and throw it away quickly."

Qi Qi: "..."

Forget it, give up, you won't be able to tell in this life.

Qi Qi unilaterally ignored people again, Zuo Gu looked down at the inconsistent comments on the forum for a while, and resisted not replying.

But seeing someone comparing Qi Qi with him, he finally said that he wanted to pursue Qi Qi, and his language was quite bold, explicit, and shameless.

This Zuo Gu couldn't stand it anymore.

He showed the screen to Qi Qi, and said, "Qi Qi, you leave a message, reply, and say something that is impossible in this life!"

After reading it, Qi Qi was silent for a while, and said, "I want to return it to you."

"It's class time now, I can't go back."

Qi Qi: "... You took your phone and asked me to reply, just because it's class time, when did you get so good?"

Zuo Gu explained: "Malaysians will watch campus forums. If I speak on it at this time, he will have to come over and pay for his phone when he sees it."

Qi Qi looked down at another round of discussion numbers, and asked, "Then why can they?"

Gao Yan turned around and said, "That's because Brother Gu is the only one among the current students who only uses his real name."

Qi Qi: "..."

No matter how good or bad he said, Qi Qi didn't reply to that statement.

And because I am in the peak sensitive period of being observed.

Zuo Guren arrived at the end of evening self-study.

He went back to the dormitory and used his mobile phone to climb a lot of stairs, and replied that he wanted to chase Qi Qi.

Zuo Gu: Don't think about it, I don't have puppy love at the same table, and it is impossible to like you in this life.

The other party was also swiping his phone, and quickly replied, asking: You are not him, why do you say that? !

Zuo Gu replied: Because I disagree.

Then, the forum went crazy again.