Eat and broadcast rabbit Xianyou guide

Tuze felt that he was really unlucky. He crashed the first time he took a plane. There is no way to buy it.

After all, even if he is a goblin, Tuze is just a weak little rabbit demon who has just transformed into a new form. Just like his name, he was originally called a rabbit, but after he became a human, he was called Tuze.

Amidst the screams and confusion, Toze, who has not yet learned how to fly in the sky, silently took out a cup. As an ideal teacup rabbit, he would die in the cup.

The cabin was already in chaos, the light flickered a few times and then suddenly went out, the weightlessness made everything start to dislocate, like a pool table hit by a single blow, chaos, collision, disorder...

The disaster happened so suddenly that it was too late to react. Under such circumstances, no one noticed that the young man who was sitting on the chair disappeared and was replaced by a wide-mouthed ceramic cup. A small snow-white teacup rabbit was nesting inside, with only two ears sticking out of the cup in fear.

The world was pitch black, and Tuze was in a ball, with his eyes closed tightly. They all said that the time before death would be infinitely elongated. Tuze felt this way now. During this infinitely elongated time, he recalled his ordinary life. life.

He was born in an ordinary family, with 130 four older brothers and sisters and 320 seven younger brothers and sisters. Because the population of the Rabbit Village is full/full, he often digs holes into other people's bedrooms, and capable adult rabbits will choose to go outside to enter the world. .

Tuze can be regarded as an outlier among them. He just lives in his own one-acre three-point land, and he doesn't even bother to fight for the most basic three-cave configuration. .

In 210, the first brother successfully transformed into a form. When he walked out of the small village, Tu Ze was still digging holes to enjoy the cool air. When the 320st sister got married, Tu Ze nestled in a teacup while eating potato chips and watching the live broadcast.When the [-] Seventh Sister's children were digging holes all over the ground, Tuze finally stepped out of Tujia Village, because he wanted to meet a netizen who had been chatting online for a year, and get married and start a business.

Tuze exchanged his century-old property for a full set of live broadcast equipment, intending to record the beautiful love and life. With a longing for the future, the centenary old rabbit left his hometown. Brothers and sisters wrote letters to greet each other, and Tuze sent replies in groups. Since then Stepping into the human world.

Of course, before entering the human world, one must pass the basic training of the Fairy Management Association. Maintaining a human form 24 hours a day is only the most basic requirement. In addition, there are various rules and restrictions, human history, common sense of life and other knowledge tests.

Tuze successfully passed the exam after staying in the training base for two months. After all, human technology is now widely used in the demon world, and some of them have been improved by the demon world bosses with spiritual power.

With an ID card in his pocket, a bank card, and a rescue fund of 1 yuan for the goblin.Saying goodbye to Brown Bear, who has been studying hard at the training base for ten years, Tuze happily went straight to the meeting place.

Before the meeting, Tuze fantasized about countless possibilities. Although they didn't say it clearly on the Internet, they both knew each other well. They just waited to meet in reality to express their feelings. After all, they chatted very well online and found that each other was very compatible. own mate selection criteria.

Tuze's criteria for finding a partner is very simple. There is no limit to men and women, and the age is under a thousand years old. The original shape should be furry and cute. It is best to be delicate and soft, and he can stay in a teacup with him, and the other party has already stated that he is Fully in line with Tuze's expectations.

After finishing his business, Tuze bought a bunch of fiery red roses, rushed to the meeting place, looked around for a long time, attracted many eyes, but did not find the person he was looking for.

Just when he thought he was dove, a man with elegance to the hair came over, and that man also stood in front of Tuze with a bouquet of roses in his hand.

"Tuze, I'm Fu Qing." The man was dressed in white, and even his hair seemed to be shining, and even half of the people on the street stopped.

Tuze was a little silly, and couldn't see where the man in front of him, who was half a head taller than him, was furry or soft and cute.Tuze was guessing by himself, but there were already many melon-eating people around, and excited screams sounded from time to time.

The man pushed the white rose into Tuze's arms, and then took the red rose away, "I know you may feel a little overwhelmed, let's find a place to talk in detail, I really meet your criteria for choosing a spouse."

Following Fuqing's words, there was a wave of screaming around, and then under the excited eyes of the melon-eating crowd, Tuze was taken away with a dazed expression, as well-behaved as a kidnapped child, no, a rabbit.

Tuze went to Fuqing's home, because Fuqing wanted to turn into her original form to show that she was not cheating on the Internet, and in a non-private space, a goblin could never turn into her original form.

Later... There was no later, the man did meet all the standards Tuze said, but he was a caterpillar, fluffy and soft, and Tuze didn't want to share a teacup with him.

The man repeatedly stated that he could keep this fluffy and soft state forever for Tuze, but Tuze didn't dare to move at all, and stiffly pushed the white rose in his arms to Fuqing, "Do you want to eat it? "

Fuqing shook her head, scared Tuze took a step back, and then gnawed the white rose until only the stalk remained, showing that the two were not suitable, so she didn't dare to look at Fuqing's expression, and left quickly.

After leaving, Tuze stroked his bloated hair. For a while, he felt that he was a scumbag who only valued his appearance, and for a while he felt that he was cheated. With entanglement and sadness, he bought a plane ticket and planned to transfer to other human cities. A change, a change of environment, a change of mood.

Then, the plane crashed, and Tuze felt that this would probably punish the scumbag rabbit.

Tuze, who was waiting for death calmly, thought about the two epitaphs, and then felt that they were inappropriate. When he was thinking about the third one, he made a thud, and even the rabbit and the cup fell into the water.

Tuze was stunned for a moment, it turns out that death is this feeling, almost like drowning...

After a while, there was a splash, and a small wet white figure appeared on the surface of the water. Tuze coughed a few times, and then realized that his cup was still in the water, so he hurried to fish it out.After a lot of effort, he finally took out the cup that had been smashed into the mud. Looking at the dirty cup, he temporarily gave up his plan to put the cup into the Lingfu space.

Kicking on his short legs, wading through the shallow water with a cup on his head, he landed on the shore from a dead tree that dipped into the water. Only dense feet!

Not to mention the ears, every hair of Tuze stood up, and under its horrified gaze, the dense feet moved. This scene is simply a nightmare for trypophobia patients.After a while, a huge centipede slowly crawled out of the tree hole, and then, a human face appeared!

Tooze!

"Hi, hello, little fairy." Human Face spoke, and greeted Tuze with a smile.

Tuze screamed, turned around and ran away, which was scary enough, but it was even more terrifying with a human head growing on the centipede's neck!What's more, in terms of experience, squinting is not easy to mess with!

After running out for an unknown distance, the swamp under his feet turned into soft green grass. The bright and warm sunlight dispelled Touze's fear. When he looked back, he found that the monster hadn't followed him, so he sat down immediately and gulped gasping.

After the feeling finally recovered, he lay comfortably on the grass and grabbed some snacks to eat. As soon as the grass entered his mouth, he froze before he had time to chew. He stood up suddenly in a round ball, maintaining his head He looked around the sky left and right, and even turned twice in place to make sure he could see every corner of the sky clearly.

but none!No way!

There is no sun in the sky!The empty sky is blue and clear, which is the kind of clarity that has never been seen in the previous world. The occasional white clouds seem to be scattered when blown. The beauty in front of me is like a painting, but there is something missing in this painting. The most important part!

If there is no sun, where does the light come from?Tuze couldn't find the answer, so he looked down, and there was a shadow on the ground, which fell right under his feet, which at least meant that the light came from directly above.

But soon, Tuze realized that now was not the time to study the sun, and he finally realized that he seemed to be no longer in the original world.Thinking about it, falling from a high altitude, even if he fell into the water, the huge speed would flatten him to the surface of the water, but in fact, he fell into a shallow puddle unscathed.

All these violations show that he is very likely to pass through the space barrier during the fall and complete the broken void that only God can achieve.

But this is obviously not something to be happy about, because with the strength of the five slags, it is impossible for him to break the void and go back to harvest the radishes.

Just when Tuze was trying to comfort himself to abandon the past and become a rabbit again, the ground suddenly shook, and Tuze was jolted, followed by another shock. Tuze turned his small head to look at the source of the earthquake, and then saw a A hill with legs, or an island.