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Chapter 12 What the hell

Xie Ying raised her eyebrows in surprise, not to say that Shen Yao is so talented—his kick is not that technical, and it's not that unusual to learn it all at once.

What surprised him was that Shen Yao really dared to kick.

He has already threatened Opal just now. It is common for martial arts actors like them to bump into each other on weekdays, but in its view, if an idol actor like Shen Yao has the courage to kick this foot, he is a fool. Not bad seedlings.

He rarely smiled, and gave Shen Yao a thumbs up.

With a calm expression on Shen Yao's face, he turned his head and asked Opal beside him in confusion: "Why did he suddenly..."

Opal patted him on the shoulder lightly: "The friendship between men came so inexplicably, I don't know what's wrong with him, anyway, it's a compliment to you, it's a happy event."

The two of them kicked open the door, and they were not in a hurry to go in, they just stood at the door and looked in.

The lights in the house were not turned on, because the curtains were all drawn, and even if the door was opened, the light and shadow were dim, and nothing could be seen.

Zhang Qi and Li San sneaked behind them, and stretched their necks to look at them. Li San muttered, "I can't see anything here!"

Zhang Qi frowned suspiciously: "Is there a figure there? Oh no, it's a clothes hanger."

Li San echoed in a low voice: "I just watched it and felt like a human being. No wonder horror movies are so dark. When there is no light, the atmosphere is up."

Opal's expression was solemn: "I don't think there is anyone here...but there may be ghosts."

Shen Yao looked at him silently, expressing her strong condemnation with her eyes.

"Don't talk nonsense, we are a serious show, we can't engage in this feudal superstition!" Li San jumped up to retort, and couldn't help rubbing the goose bumps on his arms.

Opal raised his eyebrows: "You don't believe it?"

Zhang Qi also shrank back, with a mournful face: "Dad, don't do this, I'm afraid..."

"Isn't this ghost right in front of your eyes..." Opal suddenly lowered his voice and sneered twice, but his expression changed slightly, as if he suddenly became another person, "I am!"

"Ah—" Li San and Zhang Qi hugged each other and howled, even Xie Ying looked over with vigilance.

Opal suddenly cupped his face with both hands and made a cute expression: "Because I'm that cute ghost! Hey... Xie Ying rolled up his sleeves and said something!"

"Scared me to death." Zhang Qi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a mournful face, "I thought you, Dad... discovered our true identity."

He suddenly laughed ferociously, "Actually, I am that ghost!"

Xie Ying pressed his head impatiently: "I think you are a coward!"

Zhang Qi suddenly felt aggrieved: "Why are you like this, you broke my stalk before I prepared it!"

Li San took two steps back, his face serious: "Could it be that you are the real ghost!"

Xie Ying looked over speechlessly: "What the hell are you talking about me?"

Li San laughed happily: "Damn it!"

Xie Ying chased after him and was about to beat him up. Li San raised his hands and surrendered: "Hit me later! You haven't asked Shen Yao what the hell it is yet!"

Xie Ying didn't want to talk to him, all he wanted was to punch him, but Tang Qieqing seemed very interested in their jokes, he asked, "What the hell is Xiao Shen?"

Li San triumphantly said, "Guess."

Opal rubbed his chin for a while, then lightly punched Shen Yao's chest, and replied shyly, "Dead ghost?"

Shen Yao twitched the corners of his mouth, but in the end he couldn't hold back, covered his mouth and turned his head away, and let out a muffled laugh.

Zhang Qi and Li San were already laughing like crazy, and Li San was both funny and painful, with a distorted smile on his face: "What should I do, Qi, his is even more funny than mine!"

Zhang Qi didn't pay attention to him at all, and laughed wildly while hugging his belly.

"No, actually mine is also funny, give me another chance." Li San rallied, vowing to get back the face of a cross talk actor, he pulled Xie Ying, who was still pinching his neck, to seek cooperation, "Brother, To save face, you ask Brother Tang what the hell it is."

Xie Ying rolled her eyes: "Little Brother Tang, how could he be a ghost! He is a living Bodhisattva!"

"Ouch—" Li San squeezed his hand coquettishly, causing Xie Ying to shake him away with a look of disgust. Li Sanyou winked, "Ask, just ask."

Xie Ying took a deep breath in disgust, looked at Tang Qiqing's expectant gaze from the side, and pursed his lips helplessly, frowned and said in disgust, "Tell me, what the hell is Brother Tang?"

Li San said excitedly: "What the hell!"

Xie Ying frowned more and more: "What the hell?"

Li San nodded: "Yes, what the hell!"

Xie Ying became impatient: "You repeater! Leave it here with me?"

Tang Qiqing covered his mouth and laughed, Li San laughed even more wildly, Xie Ying finally realized belatedly, he was furious: "Are you kidding me!"

Li San quickly waved his hand: "No, no, this is a meme!"

"What the hell!" Xie Ying was going crazy, "tell me clearly what the hell it is!"

Li San didn't expect that he hadn't reacted yet, and tried to explain with a wry smile: "There is a ghost, and his name is 'what the hell'!"

Xie Ying fell silent.

Opal held back a smile and asked him, "Did you understand this time?"

Xie Ying didn't answer.

He didn't understand it yet, but he realized that if he continued to ask, most of these people would not give him an answer, and would only laugh at him louder.

He pretended not to care and turned his head: "Forget it, I don't want to know, I don't care what charades you play."

Sure enough, a few of them broke out into earth-shattering laughter. Xie Ying wanted to be angry at first, but seeing Brother Tang also laughed happily, he finally touched his head, snorted coldly, and pushed them away from the door. Kai: "Get out of the way, block the door for so long, don't you want to go in?"

"Isn't this waiting for you to take the lead?" Li San replied with a smile.

Zhang Qi raised his hand and slapped him: "Nonsense, what kind of a good word is that to take the lead? It should be to let Brother Xie give us a sense of righteousness and awe-inspiring."

Li San squinted at him: "What good word did you say?"

Opal helped Xie Ying straighten his collar, and patted him on the shoulder reverently: "My compatriots, have a good journey."

Xie Ying rolled her eyes back.

He pushed aside the annoying guys in front of him, and stepped straight in.

The room was still quiet, he stood still and waited for a while, the broken door that was kicked by them creaked, swung its tail like a salted fish, and finally swung it back silently, completely gone movement.

The temporary struggle of the door frightened Shen Yao enough. Seeing him almost jumping up in fright, Opal grabbed his waist quickly and yelled out faster and louder than him: "Aw!"

Xie Ying turned around with a look of disgust: "This thing can scare you like this?"

Shen Yao: "..."

Although he was talking about Opal, he always felt pain in his knee.

Xie Ying took two steps inside, and the others were about to follow up in the old hen formation, when the radio that had been silent for a while suddenly rang: "Cough."

The voice of the director's team sounded a little awkward, "...others are not allowed to enter this room now, and Xie Ying is not allowed to go out either."

"According to the normal settings, this door will automatically close after 1 minute of opening, but due to some unexpected special circumstances, so..."

Opal took up the conversation: "So now we need to do a non-physical show and pretend there's a door here, huh?"

Director team: "Thank you for your cooperation."

Several people looked at each other and took a step back tacitly. Li San stretched out his hand to touch the air in front of him in surprise: "Hey, why can't we get through here?"

Zhang Qi spoke nonsense to the camera solemnly: "Audience friends, there is actually a glass door here, but it is too clean, you can't see it."

"You say that this program group is too—— fastidious, the door is so clean, it is easy to misunderstand that there is no door here!"

Opal didn't speak.

Li San looked over strangely: "Dad, why don't you pick up the quarrel? This doesn't look like you?"

Opal stood next to Shen Yao, and pretended to clear his throat: "I'm an actor after all, I can't act like you guys."

"Jokes can be told badly, but dramas can't be acted out blindly. I won't be able to continue my work in the future."

"It's okay, Dad, come to our place!" Zhang Qi cheered up, "You are definitely a first-class appearance when you come to our place!"

Opal just smiled, he leaned on the doorframe confidently and lazy: "We can't get in now, Brother Xie, it's all up to you."

Xie Ying didn't expect them at first, and snorted coldly: "If you don't come in, it just happens to be more spacious!"

He walked over to try it first. This door was a bit special, it seemed to be locked from the outside, he twisted it but it didn't open, he was about to move and wanted to kick it.

"and many more!"

A somewhat anxious female voice sounded, and under the eyes of everyone, a woman with disheveled hair and blood-stained white clothes crawled out from under the bed in embarrassment.

The NPC was a little embarrassed. Normally, when Xie Ying walked to the bed, she should have suddenly reached out and grabbed his leg to scare him, but now if she didn't come out, Xie Ying would kick the door directly.

After the previous experience, the program team now has no confidence in the quality of their own home.

A group of people stood at the door and stared at her, even Shen Yao felt that the current scene was more funny than scary.

The NPC who played the role of the female ghost was also a rookie actor, and when he ran into such a group of players who didn't play cards according to common sense, he stood there awkwardly and didn't know how to speak.

Tang Qiqing said considerately: "Oh, the child must be nervous, it's okay, take your time."

He took the lead and applauded her lovingly, "Come on, let's all applaud her!"

Zhang Qi and Li San responded positively: "Sister, come on! It's okay! Isn't it just not scary! You will follow the cute route in the future!"

Opal felt that after being so encouraged by the seniors, the little girl seemed to want to cry even more.

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The author has something to say:

No Responsibility Small Theater:

NPC: Aren't they really mocking me?

Not too harmful, but highly insulting.

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