Characters can never be broken
Chapter 6 Comedians
Opal stood in front of the door and looked back at Shen Yao: "Open?"
Xie Ying, a hard-core slave who only wants to win, is definitely going to No.1 wholeheartedly and will not stop, but Opal and Shen Yao are not. It doesn't matter if they only record one episode, it must be It’s as fun as it is—Opal thinks it’s interesting to listen to it through the door.
Shen Yao nodded, with a posture of obedience.
The room card that Opal picked up like tatters just now came into use. He swiped open the door, and retreated a certain distance cautiously. They yelled in multiple voices: "Old Ancestor, you've come! I've been waiting so hard for you!"
"I knew our dad wouldn't leave his big boy alone!"
As soon as Opal opened the door, his face was blurred by the auspicious words of his filial sons and virtuous grandchildren, and he waved his hands in a flattered manner: "That's too polite."
"I've made a lot of money coming to this show. I have a second child all of a sudden. My son can dig any treasure show!"
The person inside the door was tied to a chair, shaking the chair desperately to try to attract the attention of those who came.
Seeing that Opal was coming and going with the people in the door, and almost gave the audience friends a scene on the spot, Shen Yao stretched out his hand to give him a hand.
Opal, who was about to walk in, slammed on the brakes on the spot, abruptly withdrew his footsteps, turned around and got behind Shen Yao, and the little bird said softly, "You, you go ahead."
Shen Yao: "..."
As expected of a senior, if you say you are in the drama, you are in the drama.
Seeing him standing at the door and not coming in, the people at the door thought that he didn't know him, and immediately introduced him cleverly: "Old ancestor, I am Li San, the descendant you met for the first time today!"
"May I wish you a new year first? How about you untie it for me first, and I will kneel down and kowtow to you in earnest!"
Opal poked his head out again: "Oh, Li Si'er, it's the first time I've seen you, hello, hello."
"It's not Li Si'er! It's Li San!" Li San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, his relish had a concocted accent, so he had to pronounce his name once again, "Li San!"
"Oh!" Opal really didn't do it on purpose this time, he is relatively new to the cross talk world, and it was the first time he met this brother, "I am..."
He was about to introduce himself, but Li Sanyi interrupted anxiously: "Hey, I recognize both ancestors! Now is not the time to recognize relatives! My partner, Zhang Qi, is still locked in the bathroom!"
Shen Yao asked, "Why are you all in this room?"
"Hey, isn't this the reputation of Cucumber Satellite TV!" Li San said with a bitter face, "We were afraid that they would attack us one by one early in the morning, so we slept together in the same room."
"The result is good, I was taken directly by the pot! When I was dragged from the bed, I thought my wife was here, and then I thought, I don't have a wife!"
"My partner, oh, slept so soundly, he couldn't be shaken, he turned his head only after I was tied up, and asked me 'what's your name in the middle of the night', good guy, I'm called Hun! I almost thought he was asleep next to me!"
His mouth is really sharp, Opal felt ashamed, he finished reading this string in one breath, and almost laughed, "Sorry, wait until I finish, it's almost the last point, I was tied up just now Nothing to do, specially prepared this section!"
He turned his head to the camera in the room and said: "The friend who tied me up, you are really dark! After the show is finished in a while, don't rush to get off work, I tell you that I also have boy skills! I even I can't beat you, I, I will kill you!"
Opal almost applauded, he listened with relish, and asked: "Your name is Li San, why is your partner called Zhang Qi? I thought it was called Zhang Si..."
"Oh my ancestor, why are you so interested in our names?" Li San wanted to cry without tears, "Why don't you change our names after you rescued us? It's called Zhang Si, and you can let him be called Zhang Erbaiwu!"
Suddenly, a resounding "You are the two hundred and five" echoed from inside the door.
Li San's eyes widened: "Hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me not making a sound just now! I thought you were pushed down the toilet!"
Zhang Qi shouted back: "It's almost done! Soak me in the shower!"
"Hey, this is wild enough! □□ ah!" Li San probably looked at the person, and his heart relaxed a lot, "But you are so wet that you don't see it, it's embarrassing for the eyes of the audience. Our ancestors, how beautiful that is!"
He looked at Opal Shen Yao with a smile, and made a difficult thumbs-up with the hands tied behind his back.
Opal pointed to Shen Yao: "This ancestor has been soaked before, and he really looks good."
Shen Yao: "..."
What a good share of this kind of information!
In order to make the voice transmission of the two partners more smooth, Opal also considerately opened the door of the toilet for them.
As soon as the door was opened, Zhang Qi, who was blindfolded inside the door, immediately shouted: "Ancestor, you are here, help me!"
Li San outside looks like a thin bamboo pole, while Zhang Qi in the bathroom has a round head and a bulging brain, soaking in the shower, the water level has reached his chest at this moment, looking precarious.
Just now when Shen Yao was trapped in the shower, he called □□□, this place looked like a dead body soaked in formalin solution in a horror movie.
Opal: "...the variance of the world has increased."
Seeing that the water level was still safe, and there was still a while before he would be submerged, Opal was not in a hurry, and walked around as if looking at the scenery, and finally stood at the door of the bathroom again, smiling and sticking to Shen Yao's ear, saying: "I Have a bold idea."
"They must have a password too, let's find a way to trick them out."
Shen Yao glanced at the shower room, Zhang Qi is in the same situation as he was then, and the layout is almost the same, the key is tied to the plug.
He nodded slightly and asked Opal: "What are you going to do?"
Opal pointed at the key in his hand, the one that rescued Shen Yao from the shower.
Shen Yao was stunned for a moment, this kind of small props that most people would throw away after one use, he still kept it...
It's hard to say that he is more like a little hamster with hoarding habits, or an old lady who walks all the way to clean up.
Opal muttered in a low voice: "I'll try to see if this can be opened first, I think it might be the same."
This wasn't something he guessed out of thin air, it was more or less credible-these locks and keys didn't have any marks on them.
He is not familiar with variety show recording, but he is quite familiar with the film and television industry, especially his character, he can always call a large group of behind-the-scenes people as brothers and shoulders-to-shoulder with a scene, and the production office is his joy on the set hometown.
He knows that keys and locks, which need to be paired and collected, must be the same and need to be marked to facilitate identification. Otherwise, in a place with many people and hands like the crew, they will be confused if they are not careful, and they will try again one by one.
Since there are no marks on it, it is very likely that the crew ordered the same lock and key directly to save trouble.
Opal held the key and went to the door of the shower room, tried to push the key in, and turned his wrist slightly, he turned his head and smiled at Shen Yao proudly: "You guessed right, it can be opened."
Zhang Qi in the shower didn't know what he had done, only heard a key word "can be turned on", and was immediately overjoyed: "I'm saved! I'm saved!"
"Oh, hurry up, the water is almost flooding my double chin!"
He babbled aggrievedly and opened the chatter box, "This program group is really wicked! How can I be reduced to the point of being immersed in a pigsty for such an outstanding graduate of the Men's College of Morality!"
"Don't panic, it can be opened!" Opal comforted him, while turning his head and re-locked him ruthlessly, "But if it can be opened, it can be opened, but if we want to help, don't you have to..."
He tilted his head with a smile on his face, poked his head and communicated with Li San who was tied to the chair, "Can you give me some reward?"
Li San's expression was dull, he thought for a while, and finally closed his eyes solemnly: "Then we have nothing to give, I can only promise each other with my body, with this body, I commit myself to the two of you..."
Opal: "...It doesn't have to be."
"That's right! You don't even look at yourself! Wouldn't it be a disadvantage to our ancestors if you commit yourself!" Zhang Qi yelled, "The ancestors chose me! Love chooses me, I'm super sweet!"
Opal shook his head regretfully: "Forget it, I don't have this hobby."
Shen Yao: "..."
I don't know if it was his delusion, but he always felt that there was no sense of disobedience between Opal and them being together, it was almost like a professional flattery, the three of them seemed to be performing a group comedy in front of his eyes with great interest.
"Cough." Shen Yao cleared his throat, trying to bring the topic back on track, "Password."
Li San's eyes widened, and even Zhang Qi, who was still in the water, was silent.
After a long silence, Li Sancai stammered and said, "What, what password? I've never heard of it!"
Zhang Qi also followed Gu Zuoyou and said to him: "Could it be the bank card password? You are taking advantage of the fire!"
Shen Yao slightly raised his eyebrows and looked at Li San: "You don't know?"
"I do not know!"
Li San said so, but looking at Shen Yao's appearance, he was a little flustered, he thought in a wild way, as expected of being a boss, hey, this aura really makes people flustered.
Shen Yao nodded slightly, glanced at the bathroom, and smiled lightly: "Then think again."
"It's just that he may not be able to wait for you for too long."
Li San swallowed his saliva.
"If we're eliminated here, thanks." Opal put one hand on Shen Yao's shoulders, his eyes showing reluctance - anyway, the program team will definitely not really flood him, most likely they will directly announce the elimination when they reach a certain water level.
They seemed a little shaken, Opal backed up a bit, and suggested, "Maybe everyone has the same password, why don't we get it right first? Our first number is 2."
He is lying, their password is clearly "136990", there is no "2" at all, but Zhang Qi exclaimed excitedly: "Yes, the first one is 2!"
"Hey, our passwords may be the same!"
Xie Ying, a hard-core slave who only wants to win, is definitely going to No.1 wholeheartedly and will not stop, but Opal and Shen Yao are not. It doesn't matter if they only record one episode, it must be It’s as fun as it is—Opal thinks it’s interesting to listen to it through the door.
Shen Yao nodded, with a posture of obedience.
The room card that Opal picked up like tatters just now came into use. He swiped open the door, and retreated a certain distance cautiously. They yelled in multiple voices: "Old Ancestor, you've come! I've been waiting so hard for you!"
"I knew our dad wouldn't leave his big boy alone!"
As soon as Opal opened the door, his face was blurred by the auspicious words of his filial sons and virtuous grandchildren, and he waved his hands in a flattered manner: "That's too polite."
"I've made a lot of money coming to this show. I have a second child all of a sudden. My son can dig any treasure show!"
The person inside the door was tied to a chair, shaking the chair desperately to try to attract the attention of those who came.
Seeing that Opal was coming and going with the people in the door, and almost gave the audience friends a scene on the spot, Shen Yao stretched out his hand to give him a hand.
Opal, who was about to walk in, slammed on the brakes on the spot, abruptly withdrew his footsteps, turned around and got behind Shen Yao, and the little bird said softly, "You, you go ahead."
Shen Yao: "..."
As expected of a senior, if you say you are in the drama, you are in the drama.
Seeing him standing at the door and not coming in, the people at the door thought that he didn't know him, and immediately introduced him cleverly: "Old ancestor, I am Li San, the descendant you met for the first time today!"
"May I wish you a new year first? How about you untie it for me first, and I will kneel down and kowtow to you in earnest!"
Opal poked his head out again: "Oh, Li Si'er, it's the first time I've seen you, hello, hello."
"It's not Li Si'er! It's Li San!" Li San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, his relish had a concocted accent, so he had to pronounce his name once again, "Li San!"
"Oh!" Opal really didn't do it on purpose this time, he is relatively new to the cross talk world, and it was the first time he met this brother, "I am..."
He was about to introduce himself, but Li Sanyi interrupted anxiously: "Hey, I recognize both ancestors! Now is not the time to recognize relatives! My partner, Zhang Qi, is still locked in the bathroom!"
Shen Yao asked, "Why are you all in this room?"
"Hey, isn't this the reputation of Cucumber Satellite TV!" Li San said with a bitter face, "We were afraid that they would attack us one by one early in the morning, so we slept together in the same room."
"The result is good, I was taken directly by the pot! When I was dragged from the bed, I thought my wife was here, and then I thought, I don't have a wife!"
"My partner, oh, slept so soundly, he couldn't be shaken, he turned his head only after I was tied up, and asked me 'what's your name in the middle of the night', good guy, I'm called Hun! I almost thought he was asleep next to me!"
His mouth is really sharp, Opal felt ashamed, he finished reading this string in one breath, and almost laughed, "Sorry, wait until I finish, it's almost the last point, I was tied up just now Nothing to do, specially prepared this section!"
He turned his head to the camera in the room and said: "The friend who tied me up, you are really dark! After the show is finished in a while, don't rush to get off work, I tell you that I also have boy skills! I even I can't beat you, I, I will kill you!"
Opal almost applauded, he listened with relish, and asked: "Your name is Li San, why is your partner called Zhang Qi? I thought it was called Zhang Si..."
"Oh my ancestor, why are you so interested in our names?" Li San wanted to cry without tears, "Why don't you change our names after you rescued us? It's called Zhang Si, and you can let him be called Zhang Erbaiwu!"
Suddenly, a resounding "You are the two hundred and five" echoed from inside the door.
Li San's eyes widened: "Hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me not making a sound just now! I thought you were pushed down the toilet!"
Zhang Qi shouted back: "It's almost done! Soak me in the shower!"
"Hey, this is wild enough! □□ ah!" Li San probably looked at the person, and his heart relaxed a lot, "But you are so wet that you don't see it, it's embarrassing for the eyes of the audience. Our ancestors, how beautiful that is!"
He looked at Opal Shen Yao with a smile, and made a difficult thumbs-up with the hands tied behind his back.
Opal pointed to Shen Yao: "This ancestor has been soaked before, and he really looks good."
Shen Yao: "..."
What a good share of this kind of information!
In order to make the voice transmission of the two partners more smooth, Opal also considerately opened the door of the toilet for them.
As soon as the door was opened, Zhang Qi, who was blindfolded inside the door, immediately shouted: "Ancestor, you are here, help me!"
Li San outside looks like a thin bamboo pole, while Zhang Qi in the bathroom has a round head and a bulging brain, soaking in the shower, the water level has reached his chest at this moment, looking precarious.
Just now when Shen Yao was trapped in the shower, he called □□□, this place looked like a dead body soaked in formalin solution in a horror movie.
Opal: "...the variance of the world has increased."
Seeing that the water level was still safe, and there was still a while before he would be submerged, Opal was not in a hurry, and walked around as if looking at the scenery, and finally stood at the door of the bathroom again, smiling and sticking to Shen Yao's ear, saying: "I Have a bold idea."
"They must have a password too, let's find a way to trick them out."
Shen Yao glanced at the shower room, Zhang Qi is in the same situation as he was then, and the layout is almost the same, the key is tied to the plug.
He nodded slightly and asked Opal: "What are you going to do?"
Opal pointed at the key in his hand, the one that rescued Shen Yao from the shower.
Shen Yao was stunned for a moment, this kind of small props that most people would throw away after one use, he still kept it...
It's hard to say that he is more like a little hamster with hoarding habits, or an old lady who walks all the way to clean up.
Opal muttered in a low voice: "I'll try to see if this can be opened first, I think it might be the same."
This wasn't something he guessed out of thin air, it was more or less credible-these locks and keys didn't have any marks on them.
He is not familiar with variety show recording, but he is quite familiar with the film and television industry, especially his character, he can always call a large group of behind-the-scenes people as brothers and shoulders-to-shoulder with a scene, and the production office is his joy on the set hometown.
He knows that keys and locks, which need to be paired and collected, must be the same and need to be marked to facilitate identification. Otherwise, in a place with many people and hands like the crew, they will be confused if they are not careful, and they will try again one by one.
Since there are no marks on it, it is very likely that the crew ordered the same lock and key directly to save trouble.
Opal held the key and went to the door of the shower room, tried to push the key in, and turned his wrist slightly, he turned his head and smiled at Shen Yao proudly: "You guessed right, it can be opened."
Zhang Qi in the shower didn't know what he had done, only heard a key word "can be turned on", and was immediately overjoyed: "I'm saved! I'm saved!"
"Oh, hurry up, the water is almost flooding my double chin!"
He babbled aggrievedly and opened the chatter box, "This program group is really wicked! How can I be reduced to the point of being immersed in a pigsty for such an outstanding graduate of the Men's College of Morality!"
"Don't panic, it can be opened!" Opal comforted him, while turning his head and re-locked him ruthlessly, "But if it can be opened, it can be opened, but if we want to help, don't you have to..."
He tilted his head with a smile on his face, poked his head and communicated with Li San who was tied to the chair, "Can you give me some reward?"
Li San's expression was dull, he thought for a while, and finally closed his eyes solemnly: "Then we have nothing to give, I can only promise each other with my body, with this body, I commit myself to the two of you..."
Opal: "...It doesn't have to be."
"That's right! You don't even look at yourself! Wouldn't it be a disadvantage to our ancestors if you commit yourself!" Zhang Qi yelled, "The ancestors chose me! Love chooses me, I'm super sweet!"
Opal shook his head regretfully: "Forget it, I don't have this hobby."
Shen Yao: "..."
I don't know if it was his delusion, but he always felt that there was no sense of disobedience between Opal and them being together, it was almost like a professional flattery, the three of them seemed to be performing a group comedy in front of his eyes with great interest.
"Cough." Shen Yao cleared his throat, trying to bring the topic back on track, "Password."
Li San's eyes widened, and even Zhang Qi, who was still in the water, was silent.
After a long silence, Li Sancai stammered and said, "What, what password? I've never heard of it!"
Zhang Qi also followed Gu Zuoyou and said to him: "Could it be the bank card password? You are taking advantage of the fire!"
Shen Yao slightly raised his eyebrows and looked at Li San: "You don't know?"
"I do not know!"
Li San said so, but looking at Shen Yao's appearance, he was a little flustered, he thought in a wild way, as expected of being a boss, hey, this aura really makes people flustered.
Shen Yao nodded slightly, glanced at the bathroom, and smiled lightly: "Then think again."
"It's just that he may not be able to wait for you for too long."
Li San swallowed his saliva.
"If we're eliminated here, thanks." Opal put one hand on Shen Yao's shoulders, his eyes showing reluctance - anyway, the program team will definitely not really flood him, most likely they will directly announce the elimination when they reach a certain water level.
They seemed a little shaken, Opal backed up a bit, and suggested, "Maybe everyone has the same password, why don't we get it right first? Our first number is 2."
He is lying, their password is clearly "136990", there is no "2" at all, but Zhang Qi exclaimed excitedly: "Yes, the first one is 2!"
"Hey, our passwords may be the same!"
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