I'm friends with straight guys

Jiang Tian shook his head helplessly, and then asked the old witch to answer, but I could only continue to lie on the bed and pretend to be dead.

"Grumpy~"

Hungry, haven't eaten for hours.

I was not full when I was eating at night due to some special reasons...

"I can't help it, it's time to get up." I climbed off the bed at a speed of a turtle, looked at my few boxes of snacks, oh, most of them were bought by someone Lu and bribed me.

He knew I loved snacks and bribed me to be my one and only best buddy.

It's funny to say, even if he doesn't give me anything, I also treat him as a veteran.

In the end, I chose the turkey noodles, tsk tsk tsk, this stuff, it’s good if the mouth is numb when it’s spicy.

Without further ado, let's start stealing the process.

I just finished cooking the noodles, took them out, and the back door creaked, I knew I must have failed to steal.

"Hey boy, are you actually stealing food behind my back?"

Lu Yibai came back and saw that I was holding the turkey noodle sauce in my hand, and I was about to stir it with chopsticks. He came back before I even took a bite.

But stealing food behind his back, why does it feel a bit weird?

"No, no." I put the sauce and chopsticks aside, and then walked to his side, "I'm not a prophet, did you know that I cooked the noodles when you came back?"

"Gulu~" His stomach let out an inappropriate cry.

"Is this the noodles you cooked for me?" Obviously, my stomach betrayed me.

Seeing Lu Yibai's expression, I smiled.

"So what, or I'll cook some more?" When the atmosphere between me and him was awkward, the door rang again.

Jiang Tian looked at the noodles on the plate and swallowed, "Okay, Lao Liu, you don't ask us to cook noodles."

I'm afraid I don't have anything to eat on this side.

"My boy cooked it for you." Lu Yibai spoke out first.

I suspected that he made me hungry on purpose. Before I could blame him, he took my hand, "Jiang'er, Lao Chen, we won't be coming back today."

"If you don't come back, why are you two going out to live?" I watched the two people exchange looks, and I knew they must be thinking about something unhealthy.

However, only I know that there is nothing at all, even if we live together, even if we are on the same bed, we are just chatting under the quilt.

"Okay, if you go back and check the bed, we will answer it for you." Chen Chen's malicious eyes wandered over Lu Yibai and me.

"Lao Liu, don't forget, you still have to self-criticize." In fact, I can say, if he didn't remind me, would I have forgotten it?

"Good boy, you still haven't written the self-criticism?" Lu Yibai went to the desk to get a pen and a piece of letter paper very consciously.

Then he took me out of the dormitory together, "Are you hungry and take you to the snack street?"

He stuffed the pen and letter paper into his bag, looked at the top of my head, and stretched out his sinful hands to mess up my well-groomed hair.

Well, I admit that I didn't dress up at all, it was a chicken coop crawling out of the bed.

"You know I'm hungry and I have to give them my food."

That's right, I was dissatisfied, muttering in a low voice, Lu Yibai patted me on the shoulder as if comforting.

"Then I made an apology and wanted to take you to the snack street?" Lu Yibai stuffed me into the car, thinking that he just stuffed paper and pen into his schoolbag just now.

Forget it, my lord doesn't care about him if he has a lot of food. When I was eating steak this afternoon, my mind had already drifted to other places and I didn't even eat enough.