That Demon Lord doesn't want to live
Chapter 1 I Want To Die
When the bed curtain above her head was blown by the wind again, Ye Lan blinked her sour eyes.The brain that has not been used for a long time is like a wooden gear that lacks lubrication, and it is extremely difficult to move.He remembered that he was obviously dead, and he had been dead for a long time, so why did he come back to life?He moved his stiff, log-like body, and belatedly realized that he had shrunk, turning into a glutinous rice dumpling with short arms and legs.
Yelan felt relieved, she didn't live, she was still dying peacefully.Then Ye Lan became angry, and that bastard who was so full that he had nothing to do killed him.
Ye Lan poked his neck and scanned the bamboo room with his eyes, he wanted to dig out the nosy bastard to peel and cramp.
The bamboo room is not big, but it is well built. There is a small bed under the window not far to the left, with a thin layer of cushions on it, and a small square tea machine in the center of the small room.The square bamboo table is neatly placed on the opposite side of the bamboo bed, and behind it is a screen painted with black bamboo, on which is written: Zhan Bi Qi Ao, Green Bamboo Yi Yi.There are bandits and gentlemen, who are as sharp as cutting, and as sharp as grinding.Sexi 僩xi, hexi 咺xi.There are bandits and gentlemen, and they must not be despised.
Yelan sneered, never thought that this bastard bastard was actually a sour scholar.Then Ye Lan's eyes lit up: there is no one in the room.Then he moved his eyes to the corner of the bamboo table and smiled.Although I don't know what the shell that encloses his soul is, but at this moment his soul has just gathered, and his soul is unstable. No matter how hard the shell is, it is just the effect of an egg skin, and the corners of the table are not rounded. hit it...
Ye Lan blurted out excitedly, "It must be the soul overflowing, and the ashes disappearing." The depression in her heart was swept away, and Ye Lan felt that her waist was no longer sore, her legs were no longer soft, and even the glutinous rice balls with short arms and legs were also gone. Not an eyesore anymore.
Just when the morning wind blew, Ye Lan took advantage of her strength, one inch, two inches, getting closer, getting closer.Yelan felt relieved, look, if the weather, location, people and him are all taken, can they still not die?Impossible, absolutely impossible.The corner of the bamboo table was so close that Ye Lan seemed to see the four big characters that disappeared into clouds waving at him.
"Bang..." Ye Lan fell into a slightly cold embrace.The man rested on the corner of the table with one hand, and wrapped Ye Lan's waist with the other, gently pulling him towards his chest. Ye Lan watched helplessly as the corner of his table changed from a distance away to a distance away.Ye Lan stretched out her hand and kicked her legs very unwillingly, just an inch away, just an inch away.
There is an old saying that in order to do great things, you must have the right time, the right place, and the harmony of people.Ye Lan almost gritted her silver teeth, Renhe, Renhe, Renhe, your uncle, he just missed a major event in his life.Ye Lan felt sad for a moment, and fiercely slapped that nosy bastard with a paw.He has a fierce appearance and a full posture. Looking from a distance, when the claw goes up, the face of the person who was beaten will inevitably turn red.
"Crack", Yelan's paw rested softly on the corner of the man's mouth, and even scratched with the tip of her finger.Ye Lan clicked her tongue and said, "These lips are really soft." As soon as the words came out, his stuck brain finally "squeaked" and turned.Yelan sighed in her heart: Is he molesting people?
When Yelan was placed on the small table by the window, he remembered that this person had ruined his major events in life, and then propped up his legs, stood up staggeringly, slapped the coffee table on the small table with his right hand, Pointing his index finger directly at the tip of the man's nose, he said with righteous indignation, "Where...you bastard..." In one sentence, the first two words are forceful, and the latter are soft and urgent, until the end of the sound.Ye Lan raised her brows slightly, her eyes flooded with surprise and joy and said, "Fallen Immortal."
The young man on the opposite side wore a long robe in green clothes, a white jade crown with flowing cloud patterns on his head, a few strands of hair scattered on his forehead, his brows were calm, his lips were lightly pursed, his complexion was slightly pale but not lethargic, and there was a red mark on his forehead. It's kind of weird.
After Yelan looked at the young man opposite, he raised his legs and was about to walk towards him, but Yelan's stature was not as good as a one-year-old doll at this time, and the small coffee table became a hindrance.He propped up the coffee table with both hands, lifted his short legs and climbed left and right for a long time. He was sweating all over, but he didn't climb up.After being a Demon Lord for three years at least, Ye Lan's face turned cold, her eyebrows frowned, she stretched out her arms, and said a word "hug!"
The man held Ye Lan's waist with both hands and hugged him into his arms.As soon as she stood firm, Yelan pulled the young man's loose hair on his forehead and lowered his head, then put his head in front of the young man's forehead, the imprint of the fallen immortal was dazzling red, and there were faint flashes of light , Ye Lan raised his hand to touch it, and the temperature was slightly higher than other places. He held the young man's face in both hands and turned it left and right, his words were pleasantly surprised: "It's alive."
Yelan was only seven or eight years old when he first came to Shangqingmen. He was soft and cute, and he was used to sweet talk. The elders and disciples of the sect wished to hold him in their hands.At that time, he was at the age of jumping up and down, jumping over walls and drilling holes, but within a month, he played all the rooms that Shangqingmen could and couldn't. He even sneaked into the Forbidden Book Pavilion several times.
At first, Ye Lan thought that there was some kind of secret art of cultivating immortals hidden in the bookstore, which would bring disaster to the world, but after digging through two bookshelves, she found that it was full of anecdotes, strange things from the three worlds, and even erotic pictures in secular flower houses. Both.It was also at that time that Ye Lan knew that there were not only immortal cultivators, Buddha cultivators, demon cultivators, demon cultivators, and fallen immortals in the three thousand immortal cultivators.
It is hard to live for a fallen immortal, and the law of heaven does not allow it.The last fallen immortal recorded in the classics has fallen half of the prehistoric world, and now Ye Lan sees him alive.
Yelan rubbed her little hands and walked up and down the small building excitedly. From time to time, she touched and poked at the young man next to her. In the end, her two soft paws grabbed the young man's skirt and tugged left and right. It's a pity that he didn't have enough strength. After tearing for a long time, the young man's skirt did not loosen.
Ye Lan stared at her short paws with hatred for iron and steel, and raised her head to the young man, "Take it off."
The young man couldn't help laughing, and untied his belt with his hands in unison, and said while undoing it, "My name is Xue Min, and I share the same sorrow in small characters."
Yelan raised her paw to help, and sneakily replied, "Oh, my name is Yelan, in small characters Fuyuan." Then she slapped the young man's hands, "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
Hearing this, Xue Min tore off his belt, took off his coat and underwear, leaving only a moon white undershirt.
Yelan pointed to Xiaota under the two of them and said, "Lie down."
Xue Min was half-lying on the bed, Ye Lan walked up to him with short steps, pulled off the belt on his waist, lay down on his right chest, poked him with her fingers The curse seal on the heart.The curse seal is slightly similar to the Buddhist six-character Da Ming mantra, except that there is a circle of flame patterns.As soon as Ye Lan pressed his finger down, the curse mark aroused a layer of golden streamer.
Yelan's pupils widened slightly, and when the streamer of the curse seal faded, he poked his finger again. The golden streamer was even stronger than before. Yelan asked with a face full of surprise: "The classics of the Shangqingmen recorded the death of the fallen immortal. The curse marks are all dark red, why are you so golden?"
Xue Min stretched out his right hand to fix Yelan's body, and replied, "I'm not very good at learning."
Ye Lan said: "You guys still pay attention to hard work in this line of work?"
Xue Min replied, "About yes."
Ye Lan stretched out her paws to trace the curse mark inch by inch, and then asked, "I heard that all of you who did Fallen Immortals did so because your minds were too small, so you didn't do heart demons when you crossed the catastrophe."
Xue Min pushed Ye Lan's body to her chest and said with a smile, "Well, it should be."
Ye Lan used her strength to climb onto Xue Min's waist, kicked her legs and sat down.Feeling uncomfortable sitting, Yue Mo patted his right leg shamelessly and said, "Stand up, lean on me."
Xue Min bent his right leg, supported Ye Lan's small body with both hands, and adjusted his position slightly to make him sit still.Ye Lan nodded her head in satisfaction and continued: "The book says that when you fell into immortality and crossed the catastrophe, you were all divine thunders of the Nine Tribulations. There were 81 thunderbolts in total, each of which was made up of nine forearm-thick thunderbolts intertwined. Immediately on the body, it can turn people into coke balls."
Seeing that Xue Min nodded, he continued, "The book also says that you Fallen Immortals are all violent, moody, and murderous. Either you are a big traitor or a big evil. In short, you are not a good person."
Xue Min smiled and said, "Generally speaking."
Ye Lan said again: "The book also said that all of you who are fallen immortals have short lives and have mental problems. The one before you is said to have dismembered himself one night when he couldn't think about it and drew his natal spirit sword. The one before him, I don't know which nerve was wrong, he pulled the flag and set up a thunderbolt array to kill himself, and the one before him said that he crushed himself just after passing the catastrophe The Tianling Gai is so cruel that even the soul has been turned into flying ashes." After finishing speaking, he asked again: "When do you know when you are going to die, do you choose a place when you die, do you want to pick a time, are you going to wipe your neck or do you want to use it?" Thunderbolt, or do you prefer to pinch the cap?"
The words were so fluent that if an ordinary person would chop off a dog who couldn't spit out ivory with a knife, he would point at the other person's nose and swear back, but Xue Min curled a smack at the corner of his lips. Smiling, he replied very gently: "I haven't thought about it yet."
Ye Lan clutched her heart with a heartbroken look: "Why are you so unresponsive? Anyway, you are a fallen immortal. You can't die even if you have seniors in the same industry. It's nothing new. Think about it if you have nothing to do, Chu Jiang Wang has a saying that is good: all things in the world are suffering, and the sooner you can be reborn, you will be happy and free."
Xue Min still replied kindly: "I don't really want to die yet."
The words were not speculative, and Ye Lan had an expression on Ye Lan's face that the world was turbid and I was alone, and everyone was drunk and I was sober, and he glanced at the curse mark on Xue Min's heart and said: "Okay, come on? "
There was no beginning or end in the sentence, but Xue Min understood what he meant.He carried him to the small couch and put him down, casually picked up the clothes that were put aside and replied, "I don't really want my brother to die."
Ye Lan said anxiously: "Aren't you guys in this line of business who stab with a sword and slash with a knife when they disagree with each other? If others humiliate them, they will be cut into pieces. Thousands of times, do your parents know that you are so unruly?"
Xue Min put on his coat, hugged Ye Lan in his arms and said with a smile, "Partition."
Yelan kicked her legs and pushed Xue Min's chest with both hands, extremely resisting the man holding him in his arms, but his limp strength was not as good as tickling.
Ye Lan gritted her teeth angrily and said, "It's said that fallen immortals are uncertain, and they must be repaid. Why can you bear with me dying like this, maybe it's the reincarnation of the bastard."
Xue Min replied without even lifting an eyelid, "I have a good temper."
Ye Lan was at a loss for words.
Xue Min smiled kindly at him and asked, "Brother, do you have anything to say?"
Ye Lan rolled her eyes at him, and commented in one sentence: What a big and wonderful flower!
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Yelan felt relieved, she didn't live, she was still dying peacefully.Then Ye Lan became angry, and that bastard who was so full that he had nothing to do killed him.
Ye Lan poked his neck and scanned the bamboo room with his eyes, he wanted to dig out the nosy bastard to peel and cramp.
The bamboo room is not big, but it is well built. There is a small bed under the window not far to the left, with a thin layer of cushions on it, and a small square tea machine in the center of the small room.The square bamboo table is neatly placed on the opposite side of the bamboo bed, and behind it is a screen painted with black bamboo, on which is written: Zhan Bi Qi Ao, Green Bamboo Yi Yi.There are bandits and gentlemen, who are as sharp as cutting, and as sharp as grinding.Sexi 僩xi, hexi 咺xi.There are bandits and gentlemen, and they must not be despised.
Yelan sneered, never thought that this bastard bastard was actually a sour scholar.Then Ye Lan's eyes lit up: there is no one in the room.Then he moved his eyes to the corner of the bamboo table and smiled.Although I don't know what the shell that encloses his soul is, but at this moment his soul has just gathered, and his soul is unstable. No matter how hard the shell is, it is just the effect of an egg skin, and the corners of the table are not rounded. hit it...
Ye Lan blurted out excitedly, "It must be the soul overflowing, and the ashes disappearing." The depression in her heart was swept away, and Ye Lan felt that her waist was no longer sore, her legs were no longer soft, and even the glutinous rice balls with short arms and legs were also gone. Not an eyesore anymore.
Just when the morning wind blew, Ye Lan took advantage of her strength, one inch, two inches, getting closer, getting closer.Yelan felt relieved, look, if the weather, location, people and him are all taken, can they still not die?Impossible, absolutely impossible.The corner of the bamboo table was so close that Ye Lan seemed to see the four big characters that disappeared into clouds waving at him.
"Bang..." Ye Lan fell into a slightly cold embrace.The man rested on the corner of the table with one hand, and wrapped Ye Lan's waist with the other, gently pulling him towards his chest. Ye Lan watched helplessly as the corner of his table changed from a distance away to a distance away.Ye Lan stretched out her hand and kicked her legs very unwillingly, just an inch away, just an inch away.
There is an old saying that in order to do great things, you must have the right time, the right place, and the harmony of people.Ye Lan almost gritted her silver teeth, Renhe, Renhe, Renhe, your uncle, he just missed a major event in his life.Ye Lan felt sad for a moment, and fiercely slapped that nosy bastard with a paw.He has a fierce appearance and a full posture. Looking from a distance, when the claw goes up, the face of the person who was beaten will inevitably turn red.
"Crack", Yelan's paw rested softly on the corner of the man's mouth, and even scratched with the tip of her finger.Ye Lan clicked her tongue and said, "These lips are really soft." As soon as the words came out, his stuck brain finally "squeaked" and turned.Yelan sighed in her heart: Is he molesting people?
When Yelan was placed on the small table by the window, he remembered that this person had ruined his major events in life, and then propped up his legs, stood up staggeringly, slapped the coffee table on the small table with his right hand, Pointing his index finger directly at the tip of the man's nose, he said with righteous indignation, "Where...you bastard..." In one sentence, the first two words are forceful, and the latter are soft and urgent, until the end of the sound.Ye Lan raised her brows slightly, her eyes flooded with surprise and joy and said, "Fallen Immortal."
The young man on the opposite side wore a long robe in green clothes, a white jade crown with flowing cloud patterns on his head, a few strands of hair scattered on his forehead, his brows were calm, his lips were lightly pursed, his complexion was slightly pale but not lethargic, and there was a red mark on his forehead. It's kind of weird.
After Yelan looked at the young man opposite, he raised his legs and was about to walk towards him, but Yelan's stature was not as good as a one-year-old doll at this time, and the small coffee table became a hindrance.He propped up the coffee table with both hands, lifted his short legs and climbed left and right for a long time. He was sweating all over, but he didn't climb up.After being a Demon Lord for three years at least, Ye Lan's face turned cold, her eyebrows frowned, she stretched out her arms, and said a word "hug!"
The man held Ye Lan's waist with both hands and hugged him into his arms.As soon as she stood firm, Yelan pulled the young man's loose hair on his forehead and lowered his head, then put his head in front of the young man's forehead, the imprint of the fallen immortal was dazzling red, and there were faint flashes of light , Ye Lan raised his hand to touch it, and the temperature was slightly higher than other places. He held the young man's face in both hands and turned it left and right, his words were pleasantly surprised: "It's alive."
Yelan was only seven or eight years old when he first came to Shangqingmen. He was soft and cute, and he was used to sweet talk. The elders and disciples of the sect wished to hold him in their hands.At that time, he was at the age of jumping up and down, jumping over walls and drilling holes, but within a month, he played all the rooms that Shangqingmen could and couldn't. He even sneaked into the Forbidden Book Pavilion several times.
At first, Ye Lan thought that there was some kind of secret art of cultivating immortals hidden in the bookstore, which would bring disaster to the world, but after digging through two bookshelves, she found that it was full of anecdotes, strange things from the three worlds, and even erotic pictures in secular flower houses. Both.It was also at that time that Ye Lan knew that there were not only immortal cultivators, Buddha cultivators, demon cultivators, demon cultivators, and fallen immortals in the three thousand immortal cultivators.
It is hard to live for a fallen immortal, and the law of heaven does not allow it.The last fallen immortal recorded in the classics has fallen half of the prehistoric world, and now Ye Lan sees him alive.
Yelan rubbed her little hands and walked up and down the small building excitedly. From time to time, she touched and poked at the young man next to her. In the end, her two soft paws grabbed the young man's skirt and tugged left and right. It's a pity that he didn't have enough strength. After tearing for a long time, the young man's skirt did not loosen.
Ye Lan stared at her short paws with hatred for iron and steel, and raised her head to the young man, "Take it off."
The young man couldn't help laughing, and untied his belt with his hands in unison, and said while undoing it, "My name is Xue Min, and I share the same sorrow in small characters."
Yelan raised her paw to help, and sneakily replied, "Oh, my name is Yelan, in small characters Fuyuan." Then she slapped the young man's hands, "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
Hearing this, Xue Min tore off his belt, took off his coat and underwear, leaving only a moon white undershirt.
Yelan pointed to Xiaota under the two of them and said, "Lie down."
Xue Min was half-lying on the bed, Ye Lan walked up to him with short steps, pulled off the belt on his waist, lay down on his right chest, poked him with her fingers The curse seal on the heart.The curse seal is slightly similar to the Buddhist six-character Da Ming mantra, except that there is a circle of flame patterns.As soon as Ye Lan pressed his finger down, the curse mark aroused a layer of golden streamer.
Yelan's pupils widened slightly, and when the streamer of the curse seal faded, he poked his finger again. The golden streamer was even stronger than before. Yelan asked with a face full of surprise: "The classics of the Shangqingmen recorded the death of the fallen immortal. The curse marks are all dark red, why are you so golden?"
Xue Min stretched out his right hand to fix Yelan's body, and replied, "I'm not very good at learning."
Ye Lan said: "You guys still pay attention to hard work in this line of work?"
Xue Min replied, "About yes."
Ye Lan stretched out her paws to trace the curse mark inch by inch, and then asked, "I heard that all of you who did Fallen Immortals did so because your minds were too small, so you didn't do heart demons when you crossed the catastrophe."
Xue Min pushed Ye Lan's body to her chest and said with a smile, "Well, it should be."
Ye Lan used her strength to climb onto Xue Min's waist, kicked her legs and sat down.Feeling uncomfortable sitting, Yue Mo patted his right leg shamelessly and said, "Stand up, lean on me."
Xue Min bent his right leg, supported Ye Lan's small body with both hands, and adjusted his position slightly to make him sit still.Ye Lan nodded her head in satisfaction and continued: "The book says that when you fell into immortality and crossed the catastrophe, you were all divine thunders of the Nine Tribulations. There were 81 thunderbolts in total, each of which was made up of nine forearm-thick thunderbolts intertwined. Immediately on the body, it can turn people into coke balls."
Seeing that Xue Min nodded, he continued, "The book also says that you Fallen Immortals are all violent, moody, and murderous. Either you are a big traitor or a big evil. In short, you are not a good person."
Xue Min smiled and said, "Generally speaking."
Ye Lan said again: "The book also said that all of you who are fallen immortals have short lives and have mental problems. The one before you is said to have dismembered himself one night when he couldn't think about it and drew his natal spirit sword. The one before him, I don't know which nerve was wrong, he pulled the flag and set up a thunderbolt array to kill himself, and the one before him said that he crushed himself just after passing the catastrophe The Tianling Gai is so cruel that even the soul has been turned into flying ashes." After finishing speaking, he asked again: "When do you know when you are going to die, do you choose a place when you die, do you want to pick a time, are you going to wipe your neck or do you want to use it?" Thunderbolt, or do you prefer to pinch the cap?"
The words were so fluent that if an ordinary person would chop off a dog who couldn't spit out ivory with a knife, he would point at the other person's nose and swear back, but Xue Min curled a smack at the corner of his lips. Smiling, he replied very gently: "I haven't thought about it yet."
Ye Lan clutched her heart with a heartbroken look: "Why are you so unresponsive? Anyway, you are a fallen immortal. You can't die even if you have seniors in the same industry. It's nothing new. Think about it if you have nothing to do, Chu Jiang Wang has a saying that is good: all things in the world are suffering, and the sooner you can be reborn, you will be happy and free."
Xue Min still replied kindly: "I don't really want to die yet."
The words were not speculative, and Ye Lan had an expression on Ye Lan's face that the world was turbid and I was alone, and everyone was drunk and I was sober, and he glanced at the curse mark on Xue Min's heart and said: "Okay, come on? "
There was no beginning or end in the sentence, but Xue Min understood what he meant.He carried him to the small couch and put him down, casually picked up the clothes that were put aside and replied, "I don't really want my brother to die."
Ye Lan said anxiously: "Aren't you guys in this line of business who stab with a sword and slash with a knife when they disagree with each other? If others humiliate them, they will be cut into pieces. Thousands of times, do your parents know that you are so unruly?"
Xue Min put on his coat, hugged Ye Lan in his arms and said with a smile, "Partition."
Yelan kicked her legs and pushed Xue Min's chest with both hands, extremely resisting the man holding him in his arms, but his limp strength was not as good as tickling.
Ye Lan gritted her teeth angrily and said, "It's said that fallen immortals are uncertain, and they must be repaid. Why can you bear with me dying like this, maybe it's the reincarnation of the bastard."
Xue Min replied without even lifting an eyelid, "I have a good temper."
Ye Lan was at a loss for words.
Xue Min smiled kindly at him and asked, "Brother, do you have anything to say?"
Ye Lan rolled her eyes at him, and commented in one sentence: What a big and wonderful flower!
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