That Demon Lord doesn't want to live
Chapter 11 Drunkenness
Weng Zhixu nodded in agreement, and when he raised his hand, three people entered the courtyard, and then led Ye Lan to the door of a room.Ye Lan was so sleepy that he yawned and was about to enter the house. Xue Min took out a quilt from his sleeve and followed behind him, talking to Ye Lan as he walked.
Ye Lan was hanging by the door of the room, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, he felt that Xue Min was going to die tonight, "What do you think you are going to do?"
Xue Min rolled up the quilt on his chest, feeling extremely reckless, "I said I want to sleep with my brother."
Yelan gritted his teeth and endured, "You're dreaming." Except for that little carrot back then, Yelan has never slept in the same bed with anyone in all these years.
Xue Min laughed for granted, "But brother slept with me originally."
Ye Lan couldn't take it anymore, "Who the hell slept with you, you go back to your own room." Saying that he is a bear, I really can't control him.Ye Lan turned around and floated back to the house, Xue Min hugged the quilt and followed behind, Ye Lan turned around and gave him a sharp eye, Xue Min paused, and secretly moved half a step forward, Ye Lan sneered, Xue Min shyly took the half-step back.
Xue Min held up the quilt in his hand, "It's cold at night, my brother and I squeeze together to keep warm."
Ye Lan stared at him without speaking.
Xue Min quietly moved forward half a step, "This place is too big, I'm afraid of the dark."
Ye Lan stopped talking nonsense, raised her hand and fanned him out of the room, and slammed the door, "Go back to sleep."
Seeing Ye Lan lose his temper in anger, Xue Min laughed, put the quilt back in his sleeves and sat down cross-legged on the steps at the door of Ye Lan's room.
Weng Zhixu shook his fan and watched in amazement, "Xue Tongpei, you are really cowardly."
Xue Min's right hand flashed golden light, and the sword of compassion was revealed immediately, Weng Zhixu's expression froze, he turned back to his room with his sleeves flung.Okay, Xue Tongbei is strong, if he can't beat him, he will leave.
As the moon passed, a gust of wind suddenly blew up outside the yard, and a few strands of quicksand crawled over the barrier. The quicksand seemed to be alive, and tentatively touched the barrier on the yard, and then slowly seeped in , searching for something along the roof inch by inch.
Xue Min opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the few streams of fine quicksand.
He once read a Buddhist classic in the sword mound of Xujian Mountain, which said that the mustard seed Xumi left by the ancient Buddha belonged to a Taoist monarch who loved to collect the remnants of ancient monsters and beasts. , It took hundreds of years of hard work to collect the seven or eight of the ancient beasts. Later, when the Taoist priest was sitting down, he worried that no one would be able to suppress the remnants of the monsters inside after his death, so he sent it to Gu Jiashi in the hands of a Buddha in the country.It took the Buddha more than a hundred years to transform and seal the remnant soul inside.Afterwards, the Buddha worried that the mustard space would be used by people to collect the remnants of beasts again, so he set a ban in the mustard. If any remnant souls enter this unknown world, they will be sealed and Indianized immediately.
The quicksand crawled across the courtyard wall, searched left and right, and then stopped hesitantly in front of Yelan's courtyard gate.It detected a breath of dead souls, but the breath was extremely weak and dispersed when the wind blew it away.After hesitating for a long while, the quicksand crawled across the courtyard door to Yelan's room.
As if sensing a wave of spiritual power, the Sword of Mercy buzzed and stood in the air. Xue Min looked down at the quicksand under the steps, with a few traces of red light shining from the corners of his eyes. "铛——" A simple and deep bell sounded suddenly from Xue Min's side, and after a while, a round of pale golden Buddha's light slowly appeared behind him, and at the same time, a layer of faint golden light was about to fall asleep Ye Lan was caged in it.The quicksand was shaken in place by the muffled sound of the bell, and retreated after a while.
A good night's sleep, when Yelan woke up in the morning, he felt that the thin pain in his body was relieved by three points, he looked down at his palm, okay, in just a few days, he has already grown from a four or five-year-old Little Luobotou grew into a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old.
Yelan clicked his tongue and took out a porcelain bottle from his arms. Before he could pour out the pills, Xue Min pushed the door in, walked to Yelan's bed, sat down and asked with a smile, "How is brother sleeping?"
Ye Lan threw the pill into her mouth and replied, "Not bad."
Xue Min smiled and handed Ye Lan a few new porcelain vases, "The weather is nice today, brother, let me refine some Soul Condensation Pills.
Ye Lan stuffed the porcelain bottle into her bosom, and refused very simply, "No."
Xue Min pretended not to hear, and with a flash of eyes, he put the God-binding Knot on the two wrists, and said to himself, "Since brother agrees, let's go now."
Ye Lan stared blankly at the rope in her hand, and wanted to fan this disgusting brat out.Such a shameless person, who did he learn from.
When Yelan first arrived at Shangqing Sect, relying on being the youngest disciple loved by the head of the sect and being the youngest in the sect, she had done all sorts of jokes, so she drew pictures on the second elder's face while he was asleep. Bastard, he plucked up the medicine garden of the third elder, burned the long hair of the beloved spirit beast of the fifth elder, and in the end he was able to blame those bastards on his senior brother without changing his face, even if he was caught face-to-face. Immediately, with tears in my eyes, I looked at you pitifully,
It makes people feel that if you punish him, you are the heinous sinner.The elders couldn't control him, and Mr. Yuheng was reluctant to punish him. His senior brother was even more protective of the calf, so in the first few years when he first went up the mountain, Yelan made a fool of Shangqingshan. It wasn't until he was carried away by his master Yuheng to retreat that the Shangqing Gate could be regarded as a sliver of peace.
At that time, Ye Lan felt that he was probably the most shameless person in the world. How could he have imagined that there were mountains beyond the mountains, and there were people beyond people. Xue Min directly slapped him to death on the beach.
The noon sun was just right, Xue Min nestled in the alchemy room refining medicine, Ye Lan was held by his side and could only lie under the crooked neck tree outside the alchemy room to enjoy the shade.
Weng Zhixu came in from the courtyard door waving his fan, saw Ye Lansheng lying unlovely in the rocking chair, and immediately grinned and rubbed against him, "What is the devil sitting here doing?"
Ye Lan raised her hand and shook the rope on her wrist.
Weng Zhixu raised his eyebrows, transformed into a white jade table and put out his indescribable tea set, "This Xue Tongbei really loves to cling to the devil."
Ye Lan fiddled with the porcelain bottle in her arms and gave him a casual look, "Why, you envy me, give it away for nothing, take it away."
Weng Zhixu waved his fan and poured himself a cup of tea, "I don't dare to ask for it, and besides, the devil really gave him away, I guess Xue Tongbei can cry."
Ye Lan frowned, as if she really saw Xue Min squatting beside him, holding the armrest of the chair with both hands, with tears in her eyes, looking at him with a wicked expression on her face.Yelan clicked his tongue, feeling cold all over his body, and said to Weng Zhixu angrily, "If you are in a hurry, go to your scholar and explain your last words. Don't be an eyesore here."
Weng Zhixu is also cheeky and not afraid of being offended, "It's so boring sitting here alone, I'll chat with the devil."
Ye Lan closed her eyes uninterestedly, then poured a pill from the porcelain bottle in her arms and threw it into her mouth.Weng Zhixu looked at him chewing the Soul Condensation Pill like a bean with a painful face, and after deliberating for a moment, he said, "Mojun, is this Soul Condensation Pill delicious?"
Yelan opened one eye and looked at him.Weng Zhixu immediately laughed and said, "I heard that this thing is a good medicine for relieving pain."
Ye Lan couldn't deny it and threw another pill into her mouth.
Weng Zhi Xu Jian's eyes trembled, and he asked eagerly, "Can the devil give me a bottle?"
"Want to ask for a bottle for your scholar?" Yelan said as she kicked her foot on the ground, and the rocking chair slowly swayed. That Xuanbing dragon is a bit difficult to deal with, but there are many people who can hack it to death in this huge fairy gate, just cheat a few more so that you can't pick it up."
With just a few pills, Ye Lan would not be reluctant, but when he thought of Xue Min asking this person to come in and work for nothing, he instantly became a little unhappy. After all, he was the one who did his best to protect him. Although Ye Lan thinks she is a bastard, she is not protective of the calf. Her own brat can be bullied in any way, but it's nothing if he is cheated by others.
Weng Zhixu shook his fan and sighed, "Mysterious Ice Dragon? There is no such thing now, and the devil probably doesn't know yet, but Xue Tongbei turned all the mysterious ice caves in Liuhebahuang to the bottom. Even the roots of the tenth-order soul-gathering grass have been dug up, not to mention the mysterious ice dragon. If future generations want to see what the mysterious ice dragon looks like, they will probably have to read it from the book. "
Ye Lan sneered, Xue Min's problem of stalking people is exactly the same as his.
Weng Zhixu pinned the fan on his waist, touched a small vermilion bottle and handed it to Ye Lan, "It's not for nothing, I'll exchange it with the Demon King."
Ye Lan took it and opened the cork, and a scent of wine came out.Ye Lan's eyes lit up immediately.It's bittersweet to say, Yelan used to see people drink it when he was in Shangqingmen, but he was young, although he liked to play around a bit, but no one dared to teach him to drink. Later, he went to Fuji Mountain, and even the poor Where can I have money to buy wine when I tighten my belt.It has been almost 50 years in the past and the present, but this is the first time I got this thing.
Ye Lan touched the small bottle and asked enthusiastically, "What kind of wine is in this?"
Weng Zhixu looked at Xue Min furtively, and saw that he was staring at the pill furnace with all his attention.Shua opened the fan to cover the small bottle, "I have refined Yunbo's Futu Yimeng, and this one is worth half a pot. Do you want to try it?"
Ye Lan frowned, and immediately poured out a grain and threw it into his mouth. The strong aroma of the wine melted instantly, making his whole body steaming in the smell of alcohol.A long time passed, Yelan sat motionless in the chair, Weng Zhixu felt a little bit in his heart, and pushed him carefully, Yelan slowly raised his head, muttering something in his mouth with blank eyes What.
Weng Zhixu looked at Xue Min with a guilty conscience, and saw that he was still concentrating on concentrating the elixir and didn't pay attention to the situation here, so he gently asked Ye Lan, "What did the devil say?"
Ye Lan glanced at him and slowly asked, "When will I die?"
Weng Zhixu yelled to death in his heart, and said euphemistically, "I heard that the previous Demon Lord of Fuji Mountain lived for 3000 years."
The corners of Yelan's eyes trembled, and she sighed, "What a long-lived bastard!"
Weng Zhixu continued to work hard, "It is said that the previous Demon Lord of Fuji Mountain lived for nearly ten thousand years"
Ye Lan supported his forehead, hating iron for being weak and said: "The thief is a turtle, life is so hard."
Weng Zhixu said again, "There are rumors that the former Demon Lord of Fuji Mountain had just turned [-] years old when he died."
Ye Lan smashed the small porcelain bottle in her hand, and said sadly: "Camour!"
Weng Zhixu summed it up in one sentence, "In short, those who become demon masters in Fuji Mountain have a long life."
Ye Lan suddenly got up, looking up to the sky in grief and anger: "I just want to die, why is it so difficult."
As soon as the voice fell, he fell off the chair.
Ye Lan was hanging by the door of the room, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, he felt that Xue Min was going to die tonight, "What do you think you are going to do?"
Xue Min rolled up the quilt on his chest, feeling extremely reckless, "I said I want to sleep with my brother."
Yelan gritted his teeth and endured, "You're dreaming." Except for that little carrot back then, Yelan has never slept in the same bed with anyone in all these years.
Xue Min laughed for granted, "But brother slept with me originally."
Ye Lan couldn't take it anymore, "Who the hell slept with you, you go back to your own room." Saying that he is a bear, I really can't control him.Ye Lan turned around and floated back to the house, Xue Min hugged the quilt and followed behind, Ye Lan turned around and gave him a sharp eye, Xue Min paused, and secretly moved half a step forward, Ye Lan sneered, Xue Min shyly took the half-step back.
Xue Min held up the quilt in his hand, "It's cold at night, my brother and I squeeze together to keep warm."
Ye Lan stared at him without speaking.
Xue Min quietly moved forward half a step, "This place is too big, I'm afraid of the dark."
Ye Lan stopped talking nonsense, raised her hand and fanned him out of the room, and slammed the door, "Go back to sleep."
Seeing Ye Lan lose his temper in anger, Xue Min laughed, put the quilt back in his sleeves and sat down cross-legged on the steps at the door of Ye Lan's room.
Weng Zhixu shook his fan and watched in amazement, "Xue Tongpei, you are really cowardly."
Xue Min's right hand flashed golden light, and the sword of compassion was revealed immediately, Weng Zhixu's expression froze, he turned back to his room with his sleeves flung.Okay, Xue Tongbei is strong, if he can't beat him, he will leave.
As the moon passed, a gust of wind suddenly blew up outside the yard, and a few strands of quicksand crawled over the barrier. The quicksand seemed to be alive, and tentatively touched the barrier on the yard, and then slowly seeped in , searching for something along the roof inch by inch.
Xue Min opened his sleepy eyes and looked at the few streams of fine quicksand.
He once read a Buddhist classic in the sword mound of Xujian Mountain, which said that the mustard seed Xumi left by the ancient Buddha belonged to a Taoist monarch who loved to collect the remnants of ancient monsters and beasts. , It took hundreds of years of hard work to collect the seven or eight of the ancient beasts. Later, when the Taoist priest was sitting down, he worried that no one would be able to suppress the remnants of the monsters inside after his death, so he sent it to Gu Jiashi in the hands of a Buddha in the country.It took the Buddha more than a hundred years to transform and seal the remnant soul inside.Afterwards, the Buddha worried that the mustard space would be used by people to collect the remnants of beasts again, so he set a ban in the mustard. If any remnant souls enter this unknown world, they will be sealed and Indianized immediately.
The quicksand crawled across the courtyard wall, searched left and right, and then stopped hesitantly in front of Yelan's courtyard gate.It detected a breath of dead souls, but the breath was extremely weak and dispersed when the wind blew it away.After hesitating for a long while, the quicksand crawled across the courtyard door to Yelan's room.
As if sensing a wave of spiritual power, the Sword of Mercy buzzed and stood in the air. Xue Min looked down at the quicksand under the steps, with a few traces of red light shining from the corners of his eyes. "铛——" A simple and deep bell sounded suddenly from Xue Min's side, and after a while, a round of pale golden Buddha's light slowly appeared behind him, and at the same time, a layer of faint golden light was about to fall asleep Ye Lan was caged in it.The quicksand was shaken in place by the muffled sound of the bell, and retreated after a while.
A good night's sleep, when Yelan woke up in the morning, he felt that the thin pain in his body was relieved by three points, he looked down at his palm, okay, in just a few days, he has already grown from a four or five-year-old Little Luobotou grew into a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old.
Yelan clicked his tongue and took out a porcelain bottle from his arms. Before he could pour out the pills, Xue Min pushed the door in, walked to Yelan's bed, sat down and asked with a smile, "How is brother sleeping?"
Ye Lan threw the pill into her mouth and replied, "Not bad."
Xue Min smiled and handed Ye Lan a few new porcelain vases, "The weather is nice today, brother, let me refine some Soul Condensation Pills.
Ye Lan stuffed the porcelain bottle into her bosom, and refused very simply, "No."
Xue Min pretended not to hear, and with a flash of eyes, he put the God-binding Knot on the two wrists, and said to himself, "Since brother agrees, let's go now."
Ye Lan stared blankly at the rope in her hand, and wanted to fan this disgusting brat out.Such a shameless person, who did he learn from.
When Yelan first arrived at Shangqing Sect, relying on being the youngest disciple loved by the head of the sect and being the youngest in the sect, she had done all sorts of jokes, so she drew pictures on the second elder's face while he was asleep. Bastard, he plucked up the medicine garden of the third elder, burned the long hair of the beloved spirit beast of the fifth elder, and in the end he was able to blame those bastards on his senior brother without changing his face, even if he was caught face-to-face. Immediately, with tears in my eyes, I looked at you pitifully,
It makes people feel that if you punish him, you are the heinous sinner.The elders couldn't control him, and Mr. Yuheng was reluctant to punish him. His senior brother was even more protective of the calf, so in the first few years when he first went up the mountain, Yelan made a fool of Shangqingshan. It wasn't until he was carried away by his master Yuheng to retreat that the Shangqing Gate could be regarded as a sliver of peace.
At that time, Ye Lan felt that he was probably the most shameless person in the world. How could he have imagined that there were mountains beyond the mountains, and there were people beyond people. Xue Min directly slapped him to death on the beach.
The noon sun was just right, Xue Min nestled in the alchemy room refining medicine, Ye Lan was held by his side and could only lie under the crooked neck tree outside the alchemy room to enjoy the shade.
Weng Zhixu came in from the courtyard door waving his fan, saw Ye Lansheng lying unlovely in the rocking chair, and immediately grinned and rubbed against him, "What is the devil sitting here doing?"
Ye Lan raised her hand and shook the rope on her wrist.
Weng Zhixu raised his eyebrows, transformed into a white jade table and put out his indescribable tea set, "This Xue Tongbei really loves to cling to the devil."
Ye Lan fiddled with the porcelain bottle in her arms and gave him a casual look, "Why, you envy me, give it away for nothing, take it away."
Weng Zhixu waved his fan and poured himself a cup of tea, "I don't dare to ask for it, and besides, the devil really gave him away, I guess Xue Tongbei can cry."
Ye Lan frowned, as if she really saw Xue Min squatting beside him, holding the armrest of the chair with both hands, with tears in her eyes, looking at him with a wicked expression on her face.Yelan clicked his tongue, feeling cold all over his body, and said to Weng Zhixu angrily, "If you are in a hurry, go to your scholar and explain your last words. Don't be an eyesore here."
Weng Zhixu is also cheeky and not afraid of being offended, "It's so boring sitting here alone, I'll chat with the devil."
Ye Lan closed her eyes uninterestedly, then poured a pill from the porcelain bottle in her arms and threw it into her mouth.Weng Zhixu looked at him chewing the Soul Condensation Pill like a bean with a painful face, and after deliberating for a moment, he said, "Mojun, is this Soul Condensation Pill delicious?"
Yelan opened one eye and looked at him.Weng Zhixu immediately laughed and said, "I heard that this thing is a good medicine for relieving pain."
Ye Lan couldn't deny it and threw another pill into her mouth.
Weng Zhi Xu Jian's eyes trembled, and he asked eagerly, "Can the devil give me a bottle?"
"Want to ask for a bottle for your scholar?" Yelan said as she kicked her foot on the ground, and the rocking chair slowly swayed. That Xuanbing dragon is a bit difficult to deal with, but there are many people who can hack it to death in this huge fairy gate, just cheat a few more so that you can't pick it up."
With just a few pills, Ye Lan would not be reluctant, but when he thought of Xue Min asking this person to come in and work for nothing, he instantly became a little unhappy. After all, he was the one who did his best to protect him. Although Ye Lan thinks she is a bastard, she is not protective of the calf. Her own brat can be bullied in any way, but it's nothing if he is cheated by others.
Weng Zhixu shook his fan and sighed, "Mysterious Ice Dragon? There is no such thing now, and the devil probably doesn't know yet, but Xue Tongbei turned all the mysterious ice caves in Liuhebahuang to the bottom. Even the roots of the tenth-order soul-gathering grass have been dug up, not to mention the mysterious ice dragon. If future generations want to see what the mysterious ice dragon looks like, they will probably have to read it from the book. "
Ye Lan sneered, Xue Min's problem of stalking people is exactly the same as his.
Weng Zhixu pinned the fan on his waist, touched a small vermilion bottle and handed it to Ye Lan, "It's not for nothing, I'll exchange it with the Demon King."
Ye Lan took it and opened the cork, and a scent of wine came out.Ye Lan's eyes lit up immediately.It's bittersweet to say, Yelan used to see people drink it when he was in Shangqingmen, but he was young, although he liked to play around a bit, but no one dared to teach him to drink. Later, he went to Fuji Mountain, and even the poor Where can I have money to buy wine when I tighten my belt.It has been almost 50 years in the past and the present, but this is the first time I got this thing.
Ye Lan touched the small bottle and asked enthusiastically, "What kind of wine is in this?"
Weng Zhixu looked at Xue Min furtively, and saw that he was staring at the pill furnace with all his attention.Shua opened the fan to cover the small bottle, "I have refined Yunbo's Futu Yimeng, and this one is worth half a pot. Do you want to try it?"
Ye Lan frowned, and immediately poured out a grain and threw it into his mouth. The strong aroma of the wine melted instantly, making his whole body steaming in the smell of alcohol.A long time passed, Yelan sat motionless in the chair, Weng Zhixu felt a little bit in his heart, and pushed him carefully, Yelan slowly raised his head, muttering something in his mouth with blank eyes What.
Weng Zhixu looked at Xue Min with a guilty conscience, and saw that he was still concentrating on concentrating the elixir and didn't pay attention to the situation here, so he gently asked Ye Lan, "What did the devil say?"
Ye Lan glanced at him and slowly asked, "When will I die?"
Weng Zhixu yelled to death in his heart, and said euphemistically, "I heard that the previous Demon Lord of Fuji Mountain lived for 3000 years."
The corners of Yelan's eyes trembled, and she sighed, "What a long-lived bastard!"
Weng Zhixu continued to work hard, "It is said that the previous Demon Lord of Fuji Mountain lived for nearly ten thousand years"
Ye Lan supported his forehead, hating iron for being weak and said: "The thief is a turtle, life is so hard."
Weng Zhixu said again, "There are rumors that the former Demon Lord of Fuji Mountain had just turned [-] years old when he died."
Ye Lan smashed the small porcelain bottle in her hand, and said sadly: "Camour!"
Weng Zhixu summed it up in one sentence, "In short, those who become demon masters in Fuji Mountain have a long life."
Ye Lan suddenly got up, looking up to the sky in grief and anger: "I just want to die, why is it so difficult."
As soon as the voice fell, he fell off the chair.
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