That Demon Lord doesn't want to live

Thunder not far away came one after another, tick, tick, and the cold rain fell on his face. Weng Zhixu slowly opened his eyes, and the bean-sized raindrops suddenly fell, hitting him so hard that he could barely breathe .He suddenly lowered his head to look at his feet, and then looked at the sky in disbelief, where is Tianhuo?What about the ground fire?What about God's punishment, why is it gone?

Ye Lan and Xue Min stood not far away, looking at him with idiotic faces.

Weng Zhixu ran over in a hurry, and asked Yelan with a lot of doubts, "What's the matter with the devil? The promised heavenly punishment is gone."

Ye Lan looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's because you are so stupid, Tian Dao is lazy to clean you up."

Xue Min pursed his lips and smiled, isn't he too stupid? It has been said that the mustard seed Xumi is independent of the world, so isn't he, the world lord, also independent of the outside world?No matter how powerful the way of heaven is, it is impossible to turn a corner and chop a person who is no longer in the world.

Weng Zhixu squatted on the ground with his fan and thought for half an hour before he understood, his face turned pale immediately, "Demon Lord, why didn't you say it earlier, you are so embarrassing in front of me, Fusu."

Ye Lan calmly threw a pill into his mouth, and said softly, "Oh, I forgot." Then he threw the witch pearl back to him from his waist, "You can keep this thing for yourself. .” After speaking, he took Xue Min to leave.

Weng Zhixu stood up from the ground and chased them two steps, "Wait for me."

Ye Lan turned around and put her finger on his brow and said impatiently, "Wherever you want to go, follow us."

Weng Zhixu shook the pearl in his hand, "I want to help Xue Tongbei calculate the location of the demon king's soul."

Yelan sneered, "Use your calculations, you, turn around and go straight." At any rate, it was his own thing, and he still felt a little bit of it. In the past, he didn't want to live and was too lazy to look for it. Now that he wants to live, look for those few things. It's hard to find a lost soul.

Weng Zhixu didn't give up, "Then I can also be a helper, with more people, more effort." He didn't know how many years he stayed in that unknown world, and now when he came out, people who were unfamiliar with the place of life knew Yelan and the two of them naturally is to follow.

Ye Lan sneered, and glanced at him, "Who do you see will bring a helper who is worse than himself." After speaking, she pulled Xue Min away without looking back.

Weng Zhixu raised his hand and shouted, "I can chat with the Demon Lord."

Xue Min shot Weng Zhixu in the eye, why did he still want to steal his job.

Weng Zhixu quickly waved his hands, no, no, no, he would never grab. Seeing that the two had walked three steps, Weng Zhixu shouted immediately, "I can wash, cook and serve tea and water for the devil."

Ye Lan paused.

Weng Zhixu's eyes lit up, and he said again, "My wine-making skills are pretty good. Besides Futu Yimeng, I also have Yunbo's rice wine, Qiushi wine, fine nectar wine..."

Ye Lan turned around, Weng Zhixu looked at him expectantly

Ye Lan leisurely added, "Board and lodging are covered by you."

Before he finished speaking, Weng Zhixu had already responded, "No problem."

Ye Lan turned her head to Xue Min and shrugged. Look, the free benefactor has arrived.

Xue Min rolled his eyes and nodded at Yelan with a smile.

As soon as the words came out, Weng Zhixu felt remorseful, looked at the appearance of the two of them again, and immediately shook his fan and hummed, "You did it on purpose, Monarch."

Ye Lan nodded in disbelief, yes, he did it on purpose, otherwise he would have nothing to do and wait for him for half an hour.Not to mention how much money he got for cheating his brat, and even tricking people into working for him for nothing, he really thought he was soft-hearted and could not be bullied, if he didn't spit out ten times the money, Weng Zhi promised him that he would never want to leave.

It has only been three days, and Weng Zhixu has been holding the money bag and feeling so many times.Spoiled, spoiled, Mr. Yuheng is so fucking spoiling Yelan, he has raised him into a gold swallowing beast with two legs.

Although Yelan can't eat three meals a day, he wants to watch and news.Although there are four dishes and one soup on the table, those are selected from the meals prepared by the two tables full. Don’t choose dishes that are not good-looking; don’t taste too strong; don’t want too much soup... After a lot of picking and picking, the master cook in the kitchen can be exhausted.If you dare to comment, he sighed and said leisurely: This is not as good as one-tenth of the master's back then.

What Weng Zhixu wanted to say was blocked and he couldn't say a word. Ye Lan was right. In order to let him have an extra bite of food, Mr. Yuheng found ten cooks in a row to cook a table full of Han people. .

It’s all for eating. As a monk, it’s reasonable not to meditate and practice at night, but for this uncle, he wants to stay in the best inn at night. The most important thing is to book the entire inn.If you ask him the reason, Ye Lan will look at you inexplicably and then say a word of course: That's what Master did back then.

What made Weng Zhixu vomit blood the most was that he wanted to drink tea. He could smell it, but he was so picky to death.At that time, Mr. Yuheng gave him Yunwu Snow Tea, which is unique to Shangqing Mountain. The share was given to Yelan, and now the three of them are going to find that tea in this mortal world.

Weng Zhixu showed a embarrassed expression, and Ye Lan clicked his tongue, looked at him rather sadly, and said unhurriedly: Then just find someone else to make do with.

Weng Zhixu gritted his teeth and took him to the largest tea shop in Xin'an City, where the three of them tasted for a day.Yelan's picky faults saw the owner of the tea house thought they were here to mess things up. The color of this tea soup is too bright and dazzling, the taste of that tea is too sweet, and it hurts the brain, and the other tea is too heavy to look good. , there is also a taste that is barely passable, that is, the length is too obtrusive... Anyway, no one is satisfied. Seeing that it was getting dark, he reluctantly chose a Yunlin Luxue with a price of one tael, and then asked for it as soon as he stretched out his hand Weng Zhi Xu three thousand gold.

When he came out of the tea shop, Weng Zhixu shook his fan and complained to Xue Min, "It costs so much money to raise the Demon Lord, the Shangqingmen must have been ruined by him."

Xue Min gave him a cold look, you only spend money, his brother is obviously very easy to raise.

Weng Zhixu shook his fan and sighed, he was wrong, he shouldn't have complained to that brother Xue Min.

Seeing that Yelan was about to step into the door of a dried fruit shop, Weng Zhixu was about to stop him, and persuaded him earnestly, "Devil Lord, we have been delayed in Xin'an for three days, and it's time to find your scattered soul."

Ye Lan waved her hand indifferently, "Don't worry." After speaking, she hooked her finger at Xue Min.

Xue Min walked to him with a smile, and Ye Lan pointed to the walnuts piled up to a person's height in the shop, and said the word "pretend" neatly.

Xue Min took a storage bag from Qiankun's sleeve, and the walnut was half gone when he took it off, Ye Lan nodded in satisfaction, stretched his hand back and ticked it again, Weng Zhixu silently stepped forward to pay the bill.

Weng Zhixu looked at the half-deflated money bag, and complained to Chao Yelan indignantly, "Mojun, why didn't you spend money like this before."

Ye Lan blinked her eyes and replied sincerely, "I pick."

Weng Zhixu choked up again with a mouthful of blood, understood, because it is his money that is being spent now, Mojun is very generous.Weng Zhixu shook his fan and said clearly, "I know the devil, you are revenge for me for trapping Xue Tongbei into the unknown world, and you spend money like water to let me spend money to vent his anger on him."

Ye Lan glanced at him with relief, "Yes, you can still be saved, you mud, you can barely support the wall."

Weng Zhixu shook his fan vigorously, wishing to blow out the stagnant air in his chest.

Ye Lan spent five days lavishing money like dirt before she was satisfied. It's ok, I can barely get back the money that his family's bear child did for free, and don't worry about the rest. They will have a long and bright future.

Seeing that Yelan finally mentioned that he was going to leave, Weng Zhixu breathed a sigh of relief, shook his fan and added a cup of tea for himself, picked up the teacup and heard Yelan spit out a place name, Weng Zhixu shook the teacup with his right hand , looked at Ye Lan in horror, and broke the sound as soon as the words came out, "Liu Jincheng."

Weng Zhixu only felt his blood surge, and he stood up from the stool, holding a fan and pointing at Yelan tremblingly, "Devil Lord, why are we going to the Xiaojin Cave." He clapped his hands On the table, the upper body leaned in front of Yelan and sincerely repented, "Demon King, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the people of the world, I shouldn't have sent Xue Tongbei into the unknown world as a coolie, From now on, I will make up my mind to change my mind and start a new life, and I beg the devil to let go of my money bag." After the last sentence, Weng Zhixu looked at the half-deflated purse in his waist, which was only half of his family property in five days. He was defeated by Yelan.

Yelan clicked his tongue, and replied impatiently, "It's a long-winded, you must be in menopause. I'm just looking for a soul, why are you shivering."

"Oh." Wengzhi Xu Gaogao's heart fell slightly, and he sat down and heard Ye Lan say slowly, "There are many good things in Liujin City, let's go shopping by the way."

Pfft, Weng Zhixu spewed out a mouthful of tea, Xue Min quickly snatched the fan from his hand, raised his hand and fanned back every drop of the tea he spurted out.

Weng Zhixu leaned down on the table with a face full of tea, Ye Lan raised an eyebrow at Xue Min, and chewed the pills in his mouth.

Nearly 50 years have passed, and the number of crabs in the Wujin River has decreased a lot. Yelan squatted on the river bank with a long willow branch and poked the crabs on the bank back into the river one by one, seeing them vomit. After struggling in the water for a couple of times and swimming away in despair, he threw a pill into his mouth in a good mood.

Weng Zhi Xu Gang Qiqi Ai Ai squatted beside Ye Lan and felt that he was stabbed in the eye. He sighed and moved away from Ye Lan two steps while shaking his fan.Xue Min put the newly made low stool behind Ye Lan. Ye Lan looked back at him and sat on it with peace of mind. Xue Min stood beside him and looked at the painted boats in Wujin River and asked with a smile, "Brother, today?" Where do you want to live tonight?"

Yelan held the willow branch and pointed directly at the three-storey painting boat in front of him, "We live there."

Weng Zhixu glanced at the painting boat in astonishment, slipped and almost fell into the river, never expecting that the demon king is actually a libertine who loves flowers.