sorry, goodbye

"Dude, did you pick up the gun? I don't have a gun here. Give it to me first. I'm a thief with marksmanship!"

"..."

"Brother, do you have a high-powered lens? I don't have a lens here. Give it to me first, and I will be accurate in sniping the thief!"

"..."

"Dude, you..."

Although the teammate never replied a word, the old man was still chattering on the mic, and was about to ask his teammate if he had a muffler. Suddenly, the green light that the teammate had never turned on before turned on.

Immediately afterwards, a soft and cute loli voice came out from his cheap eight yuan earphones.

"Brother, you are so slippery, can you take me to eat chicken?"

Fuck it, girl!Still a loli!

Does this creature really exist in this game? !I actually met him? !

"You must be able to eat chicken! Sister, you can just lie down!" The old man said with blood, how could he be ashamed in front of his sister, if he can't, he has to say yes!

The loli over there seemed a little hesitant when she heard what my brother said, and then continued to say softly after a while: "That's good! Brother, I still have a third-level head and a full match 98k here, and I'll give it to you. You take me to eat chicken!"

When my brother heard it, his eyes lit up instantly, what a good thing!Excitedly rushed to the girl and picked up the things.After being fully armed, my brother's confidence increased greatly.There is a girl in this hand, so you must perform well!Whether you can win the girl's heart by eating chicken smoothly, it all depends on this one!

When I was fantasizing about the so-called "Lolita has three good things" in my mind, I suddenly heard a soft "Huh" from Lolita.

"Brother, there is an airdrop over there!"

My brother turned the screen to take a look, hey, it's really an airdrop, and it's falling slowly!Looking at the map, the surrounding area of ​​the airdrop is extremely empty. It is estimated that many people have seen this airdrop. According to his experience, when this airdrop falls, it is bound to be another bloodbath.

"Brother, I want an auspicious suit, let's pick up the airdrop, shall we~"

The brother who was about to run away, heard Loli's coquettish voice, and his whole body shuddered, what the hell, Loli girl said she wanted an auspicious suit, how could she not give it!go!Must go!

So my brother waved his hand, picked up a motorcycle from the side of the road, and ran towards the airdrop with Lori.

Just as my brother had predicted, the location where the airdrop landed was too conspicuous, and many people were ready to step in. Before the two of them approached, dense gunshots were heard from a distance.

"Wow, there are so many people, brother, I'm a little scared! Can I hide behind the rock over there, brother, go and help them retrieve the airdrop!" Loli's voice trembled, but it was even more pitiful. .

Originally, my brother was feeling guilty when he heard the dense gunshots. When he heard Loli's request, he got bloody again in an instant. He stopped the motorcycle by the side of the stone and asked Loli to get out of the car and hide, while he carried Loli's wish Continue to rush to the airdrop.

Chu Chu Chu!

Watch my snake skin move!

Chu Chu Chu!

Watch me King Qin circle the pillars!

Chu Chu Chu!

Look at me... ah!

After all, the elder brother is not the protagonist. After struggling a lot, he fell powerlessly to the ground and turned into a courier box.Sighing, the brother switched the camera to the spectator mode, ready to see Loli's perspective, but found that Loli had already slipped away, look at the map, hey, the center of the circle!

The old man thought that although he was heroic and righteous, the act of risking his life for the girl's wish must have deeply touched the other's heart, so can he take the opportunity to add a friend, ask for a contact information or something?

After tidying up the status, the elder brother opened the mic confidently: "Little sister, let's see if we want to continue together..."

"No!" Loli replied mercilessly.

Brother was taken aback, why did he reject him without hesitation?

The next second, Loli let out a cold laugh, and the more she laughed, the more weird it became, and the sound became more piercing, until finally, it turned into a rough and heroic male voice.

"Vegetarian chicken! Playing so rubbish, how dare you take a girl? I am better than you in one-handed operation, how dare you say to take me to eat chicken? Asking this and that, you are so awesome, why can't you go to heaven! "

This voice is extremely rough, rough and heroic, low and rich, and there is no shadow of a loli.

With trembling hands, the old man left his last words: "Dude, where did you buy the voice changer?"

"Oh, anyway, a dead house like yours must not be able to afford it!"

With the last sentence of making up the knife, my brother was finally completely killed, quit the game, and uninstalled the game mercilessly!

And in another place on the network.

On the cloud live broadcast platform, in a live broadcast room called "Lolita has three good things", the bullet screen is scrolling crazily.

"This really hurts my heart! Old man!"

"Hahaha, this old man is probably already desperate for this world!"

"Congratulations to an internet-addicted teenager who has regained his life!"

In front of the computer, a clean-looking young man in a white shirt lightly lifted the decorative glasses on the bridge of his nose. The corner of his mouth smirked like a devil. With a swipe of the mouse, the person on the screen quickly aimed and shot. , the next second, a row of "silently used 98K headshot to knock down old Jedi silver coins" was displayed in the lower right corner.

After swiping the screen, I saw another figure out of the corner of my eye. It seems to be the teammate who just knocked down that person?The boy didn't think much about it, and quickly pulled the mouse again, and the other hand also quickly tapped on the keyboard.

Soon, "Silence used a 98K headshot to kill Jedi Voldemort", "Silence used a 98K headshot to kill the old Jedi silver coin".

Then, there was a big row of "good luck, chicken tonight" on the screen.

"Damn it! You're so fast, dirty voice!"

"Pfft ha ha ha, the names of these two people are revealed!"

"I'm eating chicken again, foul sound, your skills are getting better and better!"

The young man looked at the words of praise flashing across the bullet screen, his face turned into a flower with a smile, but he pretended to be calm and said: "Ji Cao, sit down!" It is a rough Chinese sound that is "rough and strong".

"Silhouette, shut up quickly, this rough Chinese accent is too irritating to the ear!"

"What about today's loli theme that we agreed upon? Dirty voice, bring back our soft and cute loli!"

"Rough guy, let go of that loli, let's do it!"

The boy looked at the words on the bullet screen, and raised his pretty brows. Is this voice so hot?Why does he think it's not bad?Or are these fans in his studio too beastly?Everyone wants to listen to the loli voice as if they have been beaten with chicken blood?Could it be that there is some mental illness?

Squeezing his throat, the boy showed an evil smile.

The soft loli voice sounded again in the live broadcast room, with an innocent and seductive tone, and said softly: "Starting in three years, the maximum death penalty~"

So, loli has three good things, voiceless, soft body, easy to push down!

[The author has something to say: What made me choose to open a new pit? That is my deep love for you~

It was supposed to rest for a month, and I saved the manuscript for Xinkeng by the way, but in the end, there was no manuscript saved, and I am even more proud of myself!I bring salt for myself!

New pit seeking collection, recommendation and comment one-stop!How are you, babies~]