sorry, goodbye

Chapter 16 Tell me a joke, make me happy

However, Lin Yi was finally caught by Xu Yunyang.

Lin Yi, who was about to go home from get off work, silently "ran into" President Xu Da who was also about to get off work at the door of the company.

"Hi, hello!" President Xu greeted happily.

Sure enough, it is a very wise decision to set the off-duty time of everyone in the company to be the same time!

"You... hello..." Lin Yi couldn't pee now, so he could only smile awkwardly.

"My name is Xu Yunyang. We met here yesterday. I didn't expect you to be so powerful. Today, when you were recording, I was also watching." Xu Yunyang said a little excitedly.

"Uh...hehe... Xu, Mr. Xu, you are joking, our major is to learn this, if we are not well matched, we are not qualified to come to your company, right?"

Lin Yiqiang said with a laugh.

Xu Yunyang's excited smile made him really panic. Who knew that this perverted president was trying to make up something out of his head with such a happy smile?

Chrysanthemums bursting into the mountains?

"Which direction is your home? I'll see if it's on the way. If it's on the way, I'll drive you there."

"It's not on the way!" Lin Yi shouted with a jump.

I got on your old car, can I still get off?The first time the car shook or something, isn't it a bit too exaggerated.

"Forehead……?"

"I'm taking the bus, the road is far away, I'm in a hurry, let's go first!" Lin Yi hurriedly waved goodbye.

Xu Yunyang watched Lin Yi fly away like the wind.As far as a small point, until it disappears.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the dirty noises in reality are different from those on the Internet?

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After a day's work, Lin Yi still had to endure the harassment from the perverted Mr. Xu. Lin Yi felt as if he had lost a layer of skin from exhaustion.Lie on the bed and don't want to move.

By the way, I posted on Weibo last night saying that the broadcast will not start soon, let's see how the comments are.

Opening Weibo, the fans below are already in a mess.

1: I'll go, off the air for a month? ? ?Come out to us, dirty voice, I promise not to beat you to death!

2: What is the address, the blades have been wholesaled.

3: Does anyone know what the phone number of the filthy home is, I am a professional harassing phone caller!

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120 Jade Emperor: Alright, I'll wait for you to come back.

121: Crying, I don't see dirty noise for a month, and I lose all the joy in my life in an instant.

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222: Shameful old thief, you have the nerve to stop the broadcast, fuck you!

223: Hit shit, hit shit!

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Meow meow meow?The fighting power of these fans is too scary, right?

Look at His Majesty, how magnanimous and temperamental he is, compared to those fans who are clamoring to fuck him, it's so touching, isn't it?

It's too much!

The baby is angry!The kind that can't be coaxed well!

He wants revenge on society!

Click to open Weibo, and record a voice.

"Dear fans, due to your bad words and deeds, this baby's fragile heart has been seriously hurt!" The cute and soft loli voice reappeared in the world.

"I may need more time to rest to heal my wounded heart." The soft girly voice is perfectly connected.

"How about, how about we extend the suspension period to two months?" The devil's laughter was mixed in.

"Well... I'll give you a chance. Each of you will tell me a joke. If I laugh, one hour will be reduced. If I don't laugh, one day will be added~" The male god's voice appeared at the right time.

"That's it, this baby does not accept rebuttals and other opinions!" Finally, it ended with a positive tone.

perfect.

Thinking about posting.

The treatment of big fans is that every Weibo update can be replied instantly, and the number of comments doubles every time it is refreshed.

1: Damn, are you a devil?

Silent reply 1: I laughed, minus one hour.

2: Shit you dirty old thief!

Silent Reply 2: Add one more day! ! !

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111: Poor sound, look at my floor, do you feel happy?

Silent reply 111: OK, one hour!

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222: Foul sound, all the blades I bought for you are rusted, and they have been cleared and thrown into the trash can. Look at me!

Silent reply 222: On the road, brother!One hour!

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After Mr. Xu was abandoned by Lin Yi, he drove home with a bitter face.

I turned on my laptop and worked angrily for two hours.

Work makes me happy, work makes me forget my troubles.

So when Xu Yunyang opened Weibo, the Weibo had been posted for a long time, and the comment section below was already lined up to over a thousand. Lin Yi no longer replied to every comment, and only replied to some particularly interesting ones.

When Mr. Xu saw this, he wanted to chop his hands: It's too late!The sofa was not snatched, the ceiling was crowded, and there was no place for the top [-]!

Hurry up and open the comment, ready to reply.

But to reply to the joke... oops!Suddenly short-circuited, what jokes can be said?

No, Wu Sheng is in a bad mood, so it doesn't have to be a joke, as long as it makes him happy!

So he typed and said.

Floor 1314, Jade Emperor: The boss said, you are on holiday tomorrow.

After a while, Lin Yi replied to him: Your Majesty, your joke is so cold...

The Jade Emperor is Lin Yi's golden thigh, even if the other party's joke was so cold that he couldn't laugh at all, he still replied to him.

However, something that stunned Lin Yi happened suddenly.

Not long after Lin Yi replied to His Majesty, he received a text message from Minister Zhou.

Minister Zhou: Lin Yi, there was a problem with the equipment just now, and it will be overhauled for a day tomorrow, so you don't have to come here, it's a day off. ? ? ?

Did he get it wrong?

It's really a holiday!

Quickly opened Weibo, found His Majesty's comment, and replied: "Your Majesty, you are amazing, you really agreed, we actually have a holiday tomorrow, long live Your Majesty!"If you have a rest tomorrow, you can start the live broadcast again!happy.

President Xu didn't expect it to be so powerful. He just wanted to make Lin Yi happy, but he didn't expect that he would wait for the good news of tomorrow's live broadcast. Seeing that there were still a bunch of unfinished documents at hand--well, we will deal with it the day after tomorrow.

I called the secretary again: I am not feeling well, I will have a day off tomorrow and will not go to the company.

secretary:? ? ?

Wow, I was fine during the day, why did I feel unwell all of a sudden?Is excessive indulgence leading to kidney deficiency?

People who also had this illusion, and a group of people from the planning department, Mr. Xu called them suddenly just now, explaining that the CVs will be given a day off tomorrow, and asked them to find an excuse to inform them.

Minister Zhou:! ! !It's only the first day of work, why is it going to be a holiday? !

Xiaomi: Could it be that Madam couldn't get out of bed because of the president? ? ?

Minister Zhou: I can't afford to mess with you!Can't afford it!

[The author has something to say: Today I went to play with my friends by train, and I am going to pick strawberries together. I heard that the recent strawberries are very good~ looking forward to it! 】

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