face-blind spring

Liu Zilong felt a train rumbled forward in his stomach, it whistled, accelerated, and desperately wanted to break through the obstacle.No, can't relax, definitely can't let this fart out!Especially lying in the ambulance now, there is no chance of escape.He secretly thought about whether he could cover his fart with a quilt if he really couldn't help it, if he could cover it tighter...

God, why do you want to ask such a boring question.

The emergency doctor asked him a lot of questions, such as whether he had relevant medical history, whether he had cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, etc. Liu Zilong said no.He didn't want to admit that he had a stomachache in front of Ye Lin, so he didn't talk about eating bad food, which made the doctor in the car a little confused.

The ambulance stopped at the nearest hospital, and the emergency doctor pushed him through the green passage and pushed him directly into the emergency room.

Liu Zilong lay on the cart, tilted his head to observe the terrain, and found the bathroom in the corner of the first floor.He was going to take the opportunity to sneak away for a while, rushing to the toilet to release the pressure.When he came out, he would tell the doctor that he was all well and that there was nothing wrong with him, so he thanked Ye Lin and went home.

But the doctor in the emergency room pressed him on the hospital bed: "What's your problem?"

Liu Zilong: "I..."

"He has severe abdominal pain, sweating, and difficulty breathing. It has been 25 minutes." Ye Lin answered for him.

The doctor hummed: "Do you have any medical history?"

"He stated that he has no relevant medical history and is healthy."

"Oh... that shouldn't be it. Did he fart and become incontinent?"

This time it was Liu Zilong who rushed to answer: "No, no farting!"

The doctor stroked his chin and said, "It may be intestinal obstruction, intestinal volvulus, or intestinal tumor. If it is serious, an operation must be performed immediately."

"Surgery?" Ye Lin was obviously taken aback.

Liu Zilong immediately defended: "I don't need surgery!" All I want is a toilet.

At this moment, Ye Lin turned around and glared at him: "Don't talk, listen to the doctor."

That look was a bit fierce, but also a bit gentle, which can be described as rolling eyes. Liu Zilong was so fascinated by it, he couldn't help nodding his head, and really shut his mouth.

The doctor said: "It's hard to say what the situation is now, you can push him to take a film first, and then come back to me after the film, and I will check it out for him."

Liu Zilong did not expect to be able to observe Ye Lin from such an angle. He lay on the mobile bed with his head up, watching Ye Lin hold the handle at the head of his bed and pull his mobile bed in front of him.Ye Lin sometimes only showed him his back, and sometimes turned his head to look at him... He thought of a blue sky and a golden beach, as if they were right here, and Ye Lin held his hand in front of him, and walked with him Stroll by the sea...

Still so romantic in this difficult moment, Liu Zilong felt that he was simply a lover.

When he arrived at the entrance of the CT room, Liu Zilong found a long queue at the entrance, and there was a toilet not far away, so he took advantage of the opportunity and said, "Why don't I go to the toilet first, because I have to queue anyway."

Ye Lin hesitated for a moment, then said, "I'll go with you, I'm afraid something will happen to you alone."

"Don't accompany me, I'll be out in five minutes." You have no idea what I'm going to do next.

"Okay then, be careful when you go to the bathroom."

But at this moment, an aunt in a white coat rushed out from the CT room and grabbed his mobile bed: "What kind of toilet, come in and take a picture! Aren't you from the emergency room? I've been waiting for you for a long time." Yes, Dr. Lu said, we need to shoot immediately, don't delay!"

With a sigh, Liu Zilong was pulled away from the toilet and stuffed into the CT room.The devil in the white coat told him to swing this way, move that way... When he was pushed out again, he was drenched in pain and his whole body was cold.As long as he can be given a toilet at this time, as long as...

But Ye Lin forgot that he had to go to the bathroom, so he trotted all the way, dragging him back to the emergency room in a hurry.

Dr. Lu told him to get off the mobile bed and lie down on the bed in the emergency room.As soon as Liu Zilong bent down, another burst of severe pain came, accompanied by a sense of swelling in the waves.He snorted in pain, forced the breath back, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, stood up, and lay trembling on the hospital bed again.

Dr. Lu shook his head: "The situation doesn't look good, why are you sweating so much?"

Liu Zilong really couldn't hold it back anymore, he wanted to be lenient, and even began to feel sorry for the shit in his stomach, what did it do wrong, why couldn't it come out.But Ye Lin stood on the side, looking at him with such concerned eyes.Liu Zilong thought to himself, I've been holding back for so long, why can't I hold on for a little longer for him--Liu Zilong, you can do it!

Dr. Lu pulled up the curtain, put on gloves, unbuttoned the bottom of Liu Zilong's shirt, and exposed his stomach.Liu Zilong, who has always had a tough line, was afraid that the air in his stomach would support his abdominal muscles together, so he took a deep breath to prevent the air in his stomach from protruding.

But Dr. Lu began to grope on his chest and abdomen, pressing down from time to time.

"Does it hurt here?"

"No pain."

"What about here?"

"It doesn't hurt either."

"Turn sideways, yes...does it hurt here?"

"no feelings!"

Liu Zilong couldn't hold his breath anymore, he exhaled like a dying fish, and his stomach swelled up like a balloon.At this moment, Dr. Lu pressed the most painful point on his waist and abdomen: "What about here?"

"boom!"

With a loud noise like an earthquake, a strong air gushed out from behind Liu Zilong, directly blowing up the curtain behind him, making a rattling noise.At the same time, a strong smell similar to a chemical factory explosion permeated the air. From near to far, doctors and patients in the emergency room covered their noses one after another.The cleaning aunt immediately opened the window with a groan.

Liu Zilong felt much more comfortable, but he didn't want to live anymore.

Dr. Lu pushed back his blown bangs, and said like a survivor: "You have already caught up with a typhoon of category ten... When did this start?"

Liu Zilong hesitated to speak, but Ye Lin answered for him: "About two hours ago."

After thinking about it, Liu Zilong found that he really started having abdominal pain two hours ago, thinking that his sweetheart is really careful.But on second thought, how did Ye Lin know?Did he recognize that I was the one who farted in the elevator?

He looked at Ye Lin cautiously, and asked tentatively, "We met two hours ago?"

Ye Lin nodded: "Well, I saw it in the elevator."

But then he was wearing a coat, blown curly hair, and he looked completely different than now, which doesn't make sense.

Liu Zilong began to play dumb: "Have we met in the elevator? Why don't I remember."

"You also farted at that time," Ye Lin reminded, "It tastes exactly the same as the one just now, so I remembered it."

Liu Zilong immediately wanted to commit suicide with a knife.In desperation, he changed his mind again, even if his sweetheart knew that I was responsible for the two big farts, so what, anyway, he has prosopagnosia, and he won't know me after leaving this hospital.Thinking of this, he felt relieved, and said to Ye Lin: "Oh, that is indeed me, sorry, I have a bad stomach, hehehe."

At this moment, Dr. Lu turned his head and showed a kind smile: "Your film has come out, Mr. Liu Zilong. I have seen it, and there is nothing wrong with it, except that your stomach is full of feces and stuffed. I will give it to you later. You can add some Kaisel, and it will be fine for you to unblock it.”

Liu Zilong's head exploded with a buzzing sound, and his face flushed instantly, hoping that Ye Lin didn't notice that his name was mixed in with these words.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Dr. Lu reminded, "Did you hear that, Mr. Liu Zilong? I didn't call you by the wrong name, it was Liu Zilong."

Liu Zilong bit his lip and nodded heavily: "I heard..."

He turned his head slowly, not knowing what kind of eyes Ye Lin would look at him, unexpectedly, Ye Lin also blushed, and the two flushed faces looked at each other.

Ye Lin said with some embarrassment: "So it's Mr. Liu, sorry, I didn't recognize him just now."

Liu Zilong forced a smile: "Yes, yes, I didn't recognize you just now, you are Xiaoye, right?"

"Eh, yes."

This is great, the handsome and rich Liu Zilong, the person who farted first in the elevator, and the person who farted the second in the hospital, the three finally merged into one, from now on in the eyes of his sweetheart, he is just smelly Another loud spokesperson.

Liu Zilong turned over from illness and got out of bed neatly, raised his hand, and made a chic gesture of brushing his hair: "Then Xiaoye, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom first."

He patted his trousers and turned around, trying to maintain a handsome image as much as possible, but just as he took two steps towards the toilet, Doctor Lu stopped him from behind: "Wait, I'll make you an order , in a while you go to the laboratory to get a cup and test your stool."

Liu Zilong's figure froze, he paused for a while, and said good, before continuing to move forward.

Ye Lin and Dr. Lu looked at his desolate back together, almost worried that he would faint on the road.

The test results showed that Liu Zilong was suffering from food poisoning. He was infected by a powerful bacteria, which caused diarrhea and vomiting in mild cases, and caused damage to internal organs in severe cases, and even lost his life.Dr. Lu advised him to do gastric lavage first, and then he was hospitalized for two days of observation.

While waiting for gastric lavage, Liu Zilong lay on his back on the hospital bed and sighed.Ye Lin asked him what's wrong, if he was afraid of gastric lavage.Liu Zilong said, no, he is not afraid at all.

Ye Lin said empathetically, "Is that because of farting just now? Don't worry, Mr. Liu, I won't tell. I will keep this matter a secret for you."

But hearing what he said, Liu Zilong felt even more sad. The more he thought about it, the more wronged he was, almost crying.

Seeing Ye Lin, he quickly comforted him: "What are you, you just farted, and I..."

Liu Zilong couldn't help thinking of the famous saying: You just lost a leg, what she lost was love!He turned sideways with curiosity on his face: "What are you?"

Ye Lin said: "At least these two farts were done by you yourself, and they were just farts. As for me, I didn't do anything, and someone wronged me for pulling my pants!"

"Did you pull up your pants?"

"No pull!"

"Did you pull up your pants?"

"I do not have!"

For some reason, after chatting casually, Liu Zilong felt much better and even laughed out loud.

Liu Zilong wanted to chat with Ye Lin for a while, but his assistant rushed over early, and Ye Lin got up to leave.