Falling in love with shit shovel officer after being demoted

Chapter 35 Internet celebrity "person" Beiming

"Is Feixian not good?" Nan Yu, who was attached to the pillow, asked.

Bei Ming said weakly: "Who wants to show his lover his doggy side..."

Suddenly there was a pop in the living room, Bei Ming raised his eyes and saw that it was Ci Shu.In two strides, Ci Shu flew into Ci Shu's arms. Ci Shu smiled and touched Bei Ming's head, saying, "It's not like I haven't seen it before, this time it looks better than last time."

Nan Yu nervously said: "Wang Cishu! Why do you stay here in human form?! Many people are staring at you now, do you know?! Go back!"

As soon as Bei Ming heard that Cishu was in danger, he immediately jumped down and said, "Go back quickly! We will see each other again when we have a chance!"

Ci Shu still looked at Beiming with a smile: "Okay, I'll go back first. Beiming, I will always love you." Then he disappeared.

Beiming, I will always love you.These words echoed in the living room for a long time.

Nan Yu said: "I really can't take it anymore, it's stinky or not, do you think I'm air?"

Bei Ming said: "Why are so many people staring at Ci Shu?"

Nan Yu said: "It's not you! That day after I demoted you to the mortal world, General Jishen persisted and insisted on the Jade Emperor to wipe out the ashes of the Wang Ci tree. Just like Huang Xuanying, the Jade Emperor also agreed. Fortunately, at this time, Wang Cishu will be immortal. Otherwise, you will never see him forever."

Bei Ming couldn't help but shudder when he heard this, and cursed: "God Ri's Halberd God, when I return to Heaven, I will poke his dog's eyes blind!"

Nan Yu said: "You should think of a way to go back first, right?"

Bei Ming said: "Can I go back with full merit like last time?"

Nan Yu said: "Yes, but last time you happened to follow the police, and it is easy to accumulate merit, what about this time?"

Bei Ming pursed his mouth and said, "I'm angry when I say it! This time it's actually a mistress! Nan Yu, do you know? I don't like women! Can you change my master? Change me to a policeman, I'll Accumulate merits and go back as soon as possible!"

Nan Yu said: "Do you think you can change it if you want? You are now a guilty body!"

Bei Ming snorted, and Nan Yu continued: "You stay here first, I will find a way when I go back to Heaven."

Knowing that Nan Yu was about to leave, Bei Ming said, "Help me take care of Ci Shu! Don't let him be bullied! Did you hear that!"

Nan Yu said: "My 'sister-in-law', of course I am optimistic about it."

Bei Ming suddenly became shy: "Hey, you've recognized it so quickly..."

There was no response in the room for a long time, "Hello? Nan Yu? Nan Yu!" Nan Yu left without saying a word.

Only Beiming was left again, and Beiming fell to the ground in despair. Why does this feel so familiar... Is life really just a reincarnation... How do I have to accumulate merits this time to return to the heaven... It seems that as long as I can You can be with Ci Shu when you go back...

Just as Bei Ming sighed inwardly, the door lock turned, and Bei Ming got up from the ground with a single bone, his four short legs seemed to be equipped with small electric motors, and ran towards the door thumping and thumping.Seeing that it was a woman wearing a hip-wrapping skirt, she braked immediately, but it was too late, and she slipped to her feet.

She bent down and hooked it up, holding it in her arms.Bei Ming suddenly felt the two soft lumps, struggled frantically, and jumped out of her arms.After running a few meters, he turned his head and looked at her in shock.The woman said softly, "What's the matter, Keke? Why aren't you clinging to me at all today?"

Bei Ming felt his throat was stuffed with dates, cocoa?Could this be a bitch?Beiming couldn't help but look down at himself, but he couldn't see it. The whole body curled up and rolled on the ground. The woman said, "Oh, Keke, I told you not to always smell your ass, it's not clean!"

Bei Ming felt that a jujube was stuffed in his throat again, and he still couldn't swallow it. His posture just now... It was inevitable that people would misunderstand... Well... Bei Ming just sat down blankly, and didn't move any more. up.

But this woman seemed to want to hug it all the time, tricking it into drinking water, reaching out to hug it, tricking it into eating dog food, and stretching out her hand to hug it... Beiming has already learned how to hide as long as this woman approaches, and will not come forward.

After tossing for an hour, the woman took out her mobile phone.

Video to Beiming: "Dear Coco fans, our Coco is really bewitched today, you see," the woman took a few steps towards Beiming, "As soon as I step forward, it will back away , Why don’t you make out with me anymore, did I do something wrong? I’m so wronged!”

Then the woman lay on the sofa with her legs crossed, not wanting to see the bottom of her skirt go bare, so Bei Ming went to the side of the woman's head.The woman was scrolling through short videos, which she had previously filmed for this dog named Coco.

Dogs used to be so cute, blinking their eyes at the video, sticking out their tongues, and barking a few times with their owners, they can get tens of thousands of likes!

Bei Ming thought to himself, to be a dog is to be a dog with dignity, I will not do it!

Suddenly, the woman screamed: "Ah! Why did you gain so many fans all of a sudden!" Looking back at Bei Ming suddenly, Bei Ming felt as if something was going wrong.Sure enough, the woman turned on the camera to take pictures of herself, chasing herself all over the room.Beiming ran and scolded, what's wrong with this world?Why does bullying a dog become popular?

In the end, the woman was really too tired, so she stopped playing with Beiming, and Beiming was a little relieved, and hid under the sofa to sleep.I sighed in my heart, how troublesome it is to have a woman in the family!

After both Ci Shu and Nan Yu returned to the Heavenly Court, Ci Shu took the initiative to find Nan Yu.It happened that Yu Bin and Nan Yu were making love to each other, and Ci Shu almost fell.

Ci Shu stammered: "Excuse me...you two...Ya...Yaxing..."

Yu Bin walked over happily and said, "What's the matter! Just get used to it!"

Nan Yu asked embarrassingly, "What's the matter?"

Only then did Ci Shu think of the business, and asked Nan Yu: "Mr. Nan Yu, can I borrow your Library Pavilion?"

Nan Yu said: "It's possible, but what I store in the library is not famous classics and ancient books, but the household registration of gods."

Ci Shu said: "I just want to understand these."

Nan Yu didn't ask any further questions, and took Ci Shu directly into the Library Pavilion, saying: "You can do what you want."

Ci Shu thanked him and went in.The Zangshu Pavilion here is divided into three parts: divine books, human books and ghost books.The Divine Book part records in detail the time and reason for each immortal to fly, as well as the current position in the heavenly court.And the experience of each immortal in the mortal world can be found in the human book part, which is more detailed, not only the people before becoming immortals, but also the living mortals.

The last part is the ghost book. There are many omissions in the ghost book. Only some fierce ghosts and big ghosts who are currently leading the ghost world will be recorded, and some unknown ghosts are not recorded.These little ghosts may still be there today, and tomorrow they will be strangled by other immortals to improve their mana.It can also be seen that the discrimination chain between the god world and the ghost world has always existed.

Ci Shu came here mainly to understand the background of every immortal official in the Heavenly Court, so that he can achieve his goals in the future.But during the checking process, Beiming kept popping up in his mind, and he couldn't help it, so he went to check Beiming's information first.

"Gongsun Beiming, died suddenly at work in 2013. The project completed due to overtime work ensured that ten people had a stable income, which made his family harmonious and his merits were full. He was incapable of learning, and took the jade elixir by mistake, and was demoted in 2017. He became a fairy in 2018 because of his meritorious service for the police." A sentence was added after it, which was obviously written by different people, and it was added, "in 2019 Nian was demoted for using mana in the mortal world without permission."

Ci Shu thought that this was indeed something Bei Ming could do, and smiled knowingly, never expecting that one day he would get to know him better in this way.Bei Ming always doesn't tell himself anything, so I will tell him more about me in the future, Ci Shu thought.

Ci Shu returned to the Shenshu area again, and began to check the household registration of every immortal and official, and stayed in Zangshu Pavilion for a full twelve hours before leaving.

When leaving, Nan Yu gave an order not to spread the content outside.

Ci Shu agreed, thinking, who can I pass on to in this heavenly court?

Then Ci Shu went to find the true master of spiritual science to learn how to improve his level and mana.

When Lingxue saw Cishu, his eyes straightened, and he immediately said, "Come in, come in and sit and chat."

Ci Shu looked at such an enthusiastic Lingxue Zhenjun, and couldn't help thinking that he had just seen Lingxue Zhenjun's household registration.200 years ago, Lingxue Zhenjun was single when he was still in the mortal world, and he was not married until he was 20 years old.At that time, Lingxue Zhenjun liked to study, and her family didn't understand why she had to be like a man, and she couldn't get a job after studying, so she was very angry with her every day.

She herself was forced to be unhappy by her family. When she went out to relax one day, she happened to see two children falling into the water, so she went to save them without saying a word. She, she sank to the bottom of the water and passed away.

Thinking of this, Ci Shu felt sincere respect for her, and his words became more polite.

Lingxue Zhenjun explained all the relevant knowledge to Cishu almost at once, took a breath and sighed: "You and Beiming are the same, you can still learn it if you are serious!"

Ci Shu finally took over, and said, "Has Bei Ming learned this too?"

Hearing Ci Shu ask Beiming, Lingxue Zhenjun seemed to fire a machine gun, and kept saying, "You don't know! In the past, Beiming was really bad, and he teased immortals all day long. He teased me, I only feel disgusted with him! But then, I don’t know why he suddenly changed, and he wanted to learn these spells, so he came to me politely, it was a different person, very polite!"

……

Ci Shu listened carefully to her talking about Bei Ming, and felt warm in his heart. Bei Ming had paid so much for him, and this time, he must pay.

"Are you listening?" Asked the Master of Spiritual Science.

Ci Shu replied: "Yes, Master Lingxue. Also, have you finished explaining the password and secrets for performing spells?"

The true master of Lingxue said: "Yes, but if you encounter difficulties in the process of cultivation, you can also come to me!"

After Ci Shu bid farewell to Lingxue Zhenjun, he decided to visit Beiming again.

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