Falling in love with shit shovel officer after being demoted

After twelve o'clock in the evening, Ci Shu finally came back.

As soon as Bei Ming saw Ci Shu, he rushed up and shouted: "Are you back?" Although the sound was still "Wow, woof", Ci Shu replied: "I'm back." Bei Ming was taken aback.

Did you understand me?Impossible, I can only hear the sound of dogs barking!

Ci Shu squatted down, patted Beiming's head, took out another bag of dog food, and smiled at it.Bei Ming thought to himself: You really shouldn't smile at me, I get a little dizzy when I smile.

Ci Shu came out of the shower and went into the study, Bei Ming thought, the opportunity has come!Immediately followed him into the study, Ci Shu turned on the computer, and Bei Ming rushed into his arms like lightning, staring at the computer, wanting to see his power-on password.Sure enough, it worked.Got the password!As for Ci Shu, he just browsed some news. Bei Ming felt so bored and yawned. Only then did he realize that Ci Shu had no clothes on his upper body, and he was still sitting on his lap, leaning against his arms.

Inexplicably, her heart beat faster, she quickly jumped down, ran to the sofa, covered herself with a blanket, closed her eyes nervously, and went to sleep.I still feel a little baffled in my heart, why should I be ashamed of a man?Is it really because he is a dog?

Ci Shu was still in the study, and didn't return to the bedroom until 3 o'clock in the morning...

The next morning, the phone rang again, and Bei Ming habitually ran to sit at the door of Cishu, listening to what was being said inside. "Mom, I see, I will be there on time." Huh?Why is this answer so familiar? Could it be another blind date?

Ci Shu changed his clothes and was ready to go out. Look at this suit, isn't this what he wore when he saw He Qingqing last time?Bei Ming thought to himself, Ci Shu doesn't wear the same clothes every time he goes on a blind date, does he?

Ci Shu changed his shoes, opened the door, and was about to go out. Seeing this, he didn't want to take Bei Ming. Bei Ming rushed out of the house and looked at him at the door.Ci Shu smiled helplessly and said, "Okay, let's go."

Bei Ming just followed Ci Shu out of the house.As it turned out, it was a blind date again, and it was still in that restaurant, Bei Ming thought: He deserves to be single until now.Thinking about it again, didn't I also go from single to fairy, and then single to dog?Hey, forget it, I have no right to laugh at others.

"Mom." Ci Shu yelled at a woman in her fifties. Bei Ming looked up and saw that this woman was the one in the photo. She was indeed a mother. She has such a temperament at such an age, which is why her son was born. So handsome, not bad.

"Oh, son, you've worked hard!" Mom said as she came over and hugged Cishu, pulling Cishu into a seat.Seeing Beiming, my mother asked, "Where did this dog come from? How did you raise a dog? You don't have time to take care of yourself!"

"I saw him dying on the side of the road, so I couldn't bear it and took him back." Hearing what Ci Shu said, Bei Ming was moved in his heart, which was a hundred times better than his own brother Nan Yu!

Mom said: "Since you brought them back, you should take care of them and don't starve them to death."

"Got it, Mom."

Bei Ming was almost moved to cry. What kind of fairy mother and son are these? the sound of.

Mom laughed and said, "Oh, this little dog is about to cry. Hahaha."

It seems that this mother also understands himself very well, Bei Ming thought to himself.

"Auntie!" A tall girl came across, holding her mother's arm. As soon as she was seated, the girl's mother said, "This is Cishu? You are so handsome!"

Mom immediately said: "Where is it, Tingting is also very beautiful!"

The girl named Tingting smiled and said: "The name Cishu sounds nice, and my aunt knows how to choose a name." The mother laughed and said: "His father and I used to be university professors, because of Wang Guowei's "Butterfly Love Flower "And from meeting to falling in love, to getting married, Zhu Yan Ci Jing Hua Ci Shu, I chose the word 'Ci Shu' in this poem, I laughed."

When Tingting heard this, she clapped her hands: "Wow, Auntie and Uncle are amazing! Where is Uncle now?"

Tingting's mother took a picture of her.Ci Shu said with a gloomy face: "My father slipped and fell to his death more than ten years ago." Bei Ming was stunned. He didn't expect that Ci Shu's father was gone. Ordinary people must find it difficult to accept this way of death.

Tingting immediately apologized, the atmosphere eased a little, and Tingting stopped talking.It was my mother and Tingting's mother who were always talking.Bei Ming thought to himself, this girl probably realized that she had said something wrong, so she should speak cautiously later, which is not bad.I'll have to find another chance to match them up.

After eating, the four of them left the restaurant with a dog.Tingting and her mother walked in front, Ci Shu and her mother walked behind, and her mother asked Ci Shu: "How is it? Did you get it right this time?"

"I can't say..."

Mom asked again: "What do you mean you can't tell? How does it feel?"

"It's okay." Ci Shu still said expressionlessly.

Mom said with a smile: "It's okay, which means it's very good! It's okay!"

When Bei Ming heard this, he immediately ran to the front, wanting to hear the views of the mother and daughter. If they both think it's okay, it seems that this blind date was a success.

"Mom, I don't want to find a single-parent family." Tingting complained, "Didn't you understand clearly before?"

"Not every family is like your ex-boyfriend!"

"I do not want to!"

Hearing this, Bei Ming knew the result, sighed, and came back with a dejected look.

Ci Shu saw the appearance of this dog, paused, and said to his mother: "Mom, I don't think it's good, why don't you listen to what they mean first."

So, my mother stepped forward.Ci Shu bent down, hugged Bei Ming, and stroked its head, as if he knew what it was thinking.

And Bei Ming was also surprised by Ci Shu's series of actions, maybe Ci Shu really started to understand it?

When her mother walked to Tingting's mother, Tingting walked away wisely and walked at the front of the street.Suddenly, a drunk man appeared out of nowhere, and the salty pig's hand touched Tingting's buttocks. Ci Shu didn't see it, but Bei Ming saw it. Bei Ming rushed over angrily and bit the drunk man again, frightened The drunk man ran away.

Tingting was furious, the two mothers and Cishu hurried over to ask what was going on, Tingting yelled at Cishu, it would be no good to be with someone like you!

Tingting's mother immediately apologized and took Tingting away.

Ci Shu was a little confused, but didn't say anything.

Mom said: "Don't pay attention to what she said, she must have been too scared just now, so she couldn't choose what to say."

Bei Ming thought to himself, Auntie is really a good person, afraid of hurting Ci Shu by telling the reason why Tingting hates single-parent families, she even said good things for Tingting.

Ci Shu didn't say anything else, looked down at Beiming, and said with a half-smile, "Look, as long as I bring you out, my business will be ruined."

Beiming couldn't argue with anything.

Ci Shu picked up Bei Ming, said goodbye to his mother, and returned home.

As soon as he got home, Ci Shu leaned on the sofa, staring blankly.Seeing him in a daze, Bei Ming felt like some time ago when he returned home without saying a word, giving people a feeling of loneliness and desolation, good or bad.Bei Ming thought to himself, I have to do something to make him happy, otherwise I will be worthless at all.

Beiming shouted at Cishu: "Cishu, look at me! Look at me!"

Ci Shu heard the sound of "Wang Wang" and followed the sound.

Bei Ming started to circle around. As a dog, he really didn't have much talent, so he could only circle around.This time the circles were much more than usual when he was happy. Bei Ming, who was intoxicated with himself, suddenly staggered, lost his footing, and threw himself out.

Ci Shu laughed with a "puchi" and opened his arms towards Beiming.Bei Ming immediately threw himself into his arms, and happily licked Ci Shu's face, the skin was as smooth as an egg, and the taste was so good!

Bei Ming paused for a moment, thinking: What am I doing?Oh, no matter, anyway, I am a dog now, I will lick, I will lick, as long as I am happy!

Then he continued to lick Ci Shu's face and neck... Ci Shu was amused and laughed. Seeing him so happy, Bei Ming became even more unscrupulous. He not only licked, but also rolled in his arms, just like a coquettish child!

The night was spent in such noise...

"Ah!" A "Wow" pierced the sky.

Early in the morning, as soon as Bei Ming opened his eyes, he saw a pile of poop in the middle of the living room. When... did it... shit again?Haven't gone to the bathroom yet?Bei Ming thought to himself, it's over, and the mana is not enough...

At this time, the door of the bedroom opened, and Ci Shu looked sleepily at the pile of poop on the ground, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Can't you go to the bathroom by yourself?"

Bei Ming said: "I don't know what happened last night..."

Ci Shu heard the soft "woof woof", smiled, picked up the tissue, and leaned over to clean up the poop.Bei Ming was a little ashamed, how can he say that he still has a trace of dignity, what face is there now?Maybe it's about to run out of power...

The mood was very low, lying on the ground motionless, with drooping eyelids, drooping ears, and no appetite.After the Ci tree was cleaned up, water and dog food were handed over, but Bei Ming remained motionless.Ci Shu smiled and patted its head, and then it reluctantly stood up and took a sip of water.

Ci Shu said: "I'm going to work! You can play at home by yourself."

Bei Ming said in his heart, go quickly, my mana is almost gone, I don't know if Nan Yu will come to find me today.

Sure enough, as soon as Ci Shu went out, Nan Yu attached to the paper towel and said, "Bei Ming, Bei Ming."

Bei Ming looked at the roll of paper towels that Ci Shu pulled out to clean up his poop just now, and almost vomited, and said, "Nan Yu, why do you have to attach it to an object?"

Nan Yu said: "After you turned into a dog, did your IQ also decrease? If I transform into an illusion, it will be all over if someone finds out. Besides, who can guarantee that there will be no cameras where I appear."

Beiming said without hesitation, "Oh."

Suddenly thought of something again, and asked Nan Yu: "Why did I suddenly turn into a human form last time?"

Nan Yu said: "Last time, I accidentally lost some mana to you..."

Nan Yu continued: "Your merit box has increased again. I see that after you became a dog, you worked hard to accumulate merit. If you worked so hard in the heaven, you wouldn't be demoted."

Bei Ming was taken aback: "What? Why did it go up again? What did I do?"

Nan Yu gave it a blank look, and said, "You really are a fool... ah, bah, bah, why did I start swearing like you. Think about it yourself."

Bei Ming said: "I'm speechless, please give me some mana first, otherwise I will be bullied as a dog."

Nan Yu said: "I can't give it any more, it's over if I'm found out!"

Bei Ming said: "Oh, Nan Yu, if you don't give me mana, how can I do good deeds and accumulate virtue? I won't be able to ascend to immortality in ten or eight years. When the dog dies, where will my soul go? ah?"

Nan Yu closed her eyes and said, "Okay, just shut up..." and began to send mana to Bei Ming.