Junior Brother, I am really not a broken sleeve [Transmigration Book]

Talking about the story is a bunch of nonsense,? When it comes to the main point, he is concerned about him, no matter how stupid Luo Qingxuan is, he can tell that if Yue Wuyi is not really mentally ill, he is 100% playing tricks on purpose. he……

However, since I have endured it for so long, I don't care about staying a little longer, isn't it just a matter of patience?Let's see who can spend more than whom! ! !

Thinking of this, Luo Qingxuan raised his eyebrows, raised the corners of his lips, and cooked, poured, and tasted tea as if no one was around, as if he didn't care about the continuation of the story at all.

"Huh?" Yue Wuyi was obviously stunned for a moment, and asked with a surprised expression: "Fellow Daoist Luo is not curious about what happened next?"

snort!Want to fight with this uncle,? It's still a little bit short! ! !

Luo Qingxuan looked down at the teacup in his hand, and said meaningfully: "It's not good to be too curious,? It's easy to be short-lived,? I'm a layman,? I haven't seen through life and death yet, I always feel that living has hope,? Ha ha, it's a bit ridiculous It's far away, but,? It's a great fortune to meet fellow Taoist Yue and drink such top-quality green tea today."

The corners of Yue Wuyi's eyes twitched, and she replied unnaturally: "Didn't you really want to know the origin of the Taoist Master?"

"It was just now,? Now is now." Luo Qingxuan paused as he spoke, leaned over to refill Yue Wuyi's tea again, and then looked at Yue Wuyi with a half-smile: "Of course, being idle around is boring, Yue Wuyi If Fellow Daoist still wants to continue telling the story, I don’t mind staying and listening.”

At this moment, an ethereal and clear voice sounded out of nowhere: "Very good, this deity also wants to hear it, to see if what you said is right."

Yue Wuyi paused while eating tea, half-closed her eyes and said with a low smile: "The Taoist master is really calm, after listening to this for a long time, it's really nice to show up now."

Before the words were finished, a tall figure suddenly appeared in front of the guardrail, with white clothes, white hair and a silver mask, holding a sleeping little white fox in his arms, standing quietly like that.

Although there is no wind in his clothes, there is no spiritual fluctuation in his body, just like a passerby listening to a book in a teahouse in the mortal world, if he hadn't witnessed him appearing out of thin air with his own eyes, even if he was killed, he would not be the same as the "not human" Taoist master Think together.

The white fox in the Taoist's arms has a handful of eye-catching red hairs at the end of its eyebrows, which is enough to prove that it is undoubtedly Hu Jiu.

This is the gap!Falling off the cliff was also seriously injured, and also narrowly escaped death, so what happened?

Luo Qingxuan had to admit that he had citric acid. The main character was held up as a treasure by others, so he, a small cannon fodder, deserved to be imprisoned by someone's Gu and used as a furnace to repay his favor?

What the hell!

"I beg you to see the Taoist Lord!" Xiao Jin and Xiao He bowed to the ground with a plop, their bodies trembling, their heads lowered and they didn't even dare to vent their breath, which showed that they were extremely scared.

Only then did Luo Qingxuan come to his senses, he shouldn't be thinking wildly at such a time, and hastily got up to salute: "It turns out that it is Engong who is here, it is really impolite! En Luo, who saved Luanliuya's life, will keep it in mind, and if there is a chance in the future, he will definitely do his best." Do your best to repay your kindness!"

"Whether you're telling a story or talking about kindness, you have to sit down and listen slowly. If the Taoist doesn't dislike it, maybe you can talk about it." After Yue Wuyi finished speaking, she stood up lazily, only to see him slapping her right hand lightly. Snapping his fingers, an extra stool appeared beside the table out of thin air, and the teapots and cups on the table disappeared in an instant, replaced by three sets of blood-colored glass wine sets. With a smile on his lips, he picked up the jug and poured a glass of wine. The cup was immediately reddened like blood, but he didn't drink it. Instead, he got up and walked around the table, and handed the cup to Luo Qingxuan with his own hands: "It's just a normal chat, why is Fellow Daoist Luo so nervous? Look at you It's sweating, those who don't know it think it's raining, come on, have a drink first to calm down the shock."

As a result, the Taoist figure was blocked by Yue Wuyi, Luo Qingxuan resisted the urge to roll his eyes and reached out to take the wine glass, perhaps because of the wine glass, the wine was as red as blood, Luo Qingxuan looked at it a little Nausea, where can I drink it.

Seeing that he was holding the wine glass without moving for a long time, Yue Wuyi half-jokingly said: "What? Look at your hesitant appearance, heh, are you afraid that my wine may be poisonous?"

"Fellow Daoist Yue was joking, but it's because Luo has never drank alcohol in his life. This is the first time he has drunk alcohol, so he can't help but feel a little nervous. If he accidentally makes a fool of himself in public, it would be too rude!" Wuyi's position was not clear, Luo Qingxuan didn't want to offend anyone with a glass of wine, so he suppressed his nausea and raised his head to drink the wine in one gulp. As a result, he hiccupped~ and was almost choked to death by the smell of alcohol.

Fuck, what kind of broken wine, it's fishy and spicy, it's really unpalatable!

"It seems that Fellow Daoist Luo is not lying. He really doesn't know how to drink. The fine chalcedony spirit dew is actually drunk as a decoction. It's just boring. I'd better keep it for later and drink it slowly." Yue Wuyi After speaking, he flicked his sleeves lightly, and all the wine utensils on the table disappeared.

Before Luo Qingxuan could react, the wine glass in his hand was taken back by Yue Wuyi, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he thought to himself: Really picky!

"Why don't you ask me what I mean? I didn't say no to drinking." The Taoist master stood like a clay sculpture for a long time, and finally he was willing to speak, but his tone always sounded weird.

Yue Wuyi turned around and went back to the table to sit down, propping her chin with one hand and laughing softly: "The Taoist is joking again, a monster with no sense of taste, why bother to waste this rare nectar?"

Hiss~ Luo Qingxuan took a breath when he heard the words, and said in his heart: Bull!As a prisoner, the queen's poison test mouse actually called other people's monsters in front of others, the pace of death is really no one else!

The strange thing is that the Taoist master didn't seem to be angry, but replied very seriously: "If I remember correctly, this chalcedony spirit dew was found by me."

Yue Wuyi raised her eyebrows, and said calmly: "So what? Is there any reason to return the things you gave away?"

"You think so too?" The Taoist turned his head slightly to Luo Qingxuan.

What?You two fight as long as you fight, it's nothing to do with passers-by?

Unable to offend these two severe mental illnesses, Luo Qingxuan very rationally chose to pretend to be stupid: "Please forgive Luo for being dull by nature, I really don't understand what the two of you are talking about, Director Lu said that he will send someone to help Luo's bed, come out It's been a long time, and I should go back to my room to have a look, so I won't disturb the two of you, let's take a step ahead and say goodbye!"

"Wait!" The Taoist walked slowly to the table with Hu Jiu in his arms and sat down, then glanced at Yue Wuyi lightly: "The story is not over yet."

Yue Wuyi smiled strangely, and said enthusiastically: "What the Taoist master said is very true, Fellow Daoist Luo, what are you still doing in a daze, please sit down."

"If that's the case, Luo will be disrespectful!" After Luo Qingxuan finished speaking, he sat down reluctantly.

He really wanted to refuse, but he didn't have the guts.He couldn't figure out the cultivation base of the two people in front of him, he couldn't figure out the temperament of the two people, and he still couldn't figure out what the two people wanted to do next.Since I can't afford to offend him for the time being, I can only let him go and cooperate with this passive performance for the time being.

Alas~~~

"Cough, cough!" In this weird atmosphere, Yue Wuyi cleared her throat, put on the posture of a storyteller, and began to speak solemnly: "It is said that Gu Yanli believed that the child in his belly was a holy Gu, I feel that this is God's will, God gave her a chance to completely break up with Wu Qingheng, and finally, on a dark and windy night, the child was born."

Having learned that Yue Wuyi likes to pretend to be profound, Luo Qingxuan asked very cooperatively: "And then?"

Yue Wuyi blinked, and said with a smile: "Then, Gu Yanli raised that child as a holy Gu."

"What?" Luo Qingxuan's eyes widened in surprise, and he couldn't help blurting out: "To raise it as a holy Gu? How to raise it? It's just a newborn child, what's wrong with him? I'm afraid Gu Yanli isn't a madman, right?"

What does the grudge between Gu Yanli and Wu Qingheng have to do with that child?One should not use such a cruel method for revenge, the child is innocent, Gu Yanli is really too selfish!

Yue Wuyi shook his head and said: "No, Gu Yanli is not only not crazy, but also very sober. That child is different from normal children. He was born with white eyebrows and white hair. He is a monster. Gu Yanli became more determined when he saw him. It was the idea of ​​the Holy Gu, so she directly put the Holy Gu that was so hungry and crying into the big vat where Gu was raised on weekdays. There were all kinds of Gu insects in the big vat, and she stood in the vat. While watching the Holy Gu being bitten by a snake and stung by a scorpion...the louder the Holy Gu cried, the more excited she became. Later, the Holy Gu stopped crying and couldn't move, and just lay quietly at the bottom of the tank , Gu Yanli thought that the Holy Gu was dead, couldn't bear the blow, and passed out."

"Crazy! She is not worthy of being a mother! She is simply insane! Human, scum! What happened to that child...he?" Even though he knew that it must have something to do with the Taoist master, Luo Qingxuan couldn't help asking, this time He really wanted to know the ending, not to be a 'trust' to Yue Wuyi.

Yue Wuyi sighed pretentiously: "Oh, no matter how cruel Gu Yanli is, it is also the Holy Gu that she has been pregnant with for more than a year and three months, and she is naturally sad to die like this, so she Deciding to let those Gu worms be buried with the holy Gu, he dug a big hole with a spell, and then buried the jar directly."

"Just, buried them all?" Luo Qingxuan's eyes widened in disbelief.

Yue Wuyi nodded: "That's right, and it was buried alive. It is said that the pit was dug very deep!"

"This..." Luo Qingxuan didn't want to feel emotional anymore, no matter whether the story was true or not, he was powerless, too true would only add to the sadness.

But Yue Wuyi smiled and said: "It's strange to say that the Holy Gu was originally dead, but for some reason, it came back to life, not only came back to life, but also crawled out from the ground abruptly, what do you say Scary or not?"

Luo Qingxuan was dumbfounded when he heard that, and stammered: "No, it's impossible, I don't believe it! You made up this paragraph, right?"

At this time, the Taoist master who had been silent all this time suddenly said: "Actually, I have never been able to understand, where did you learn about these past events, such things are detailed, as if you have experienced them yourself!"

Yue Wuyi rested her chin on both hands, and smiled mysteriously: "Guess..."

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"Quickly Spit Out the Pregnant Fruit of the Dragon God" by? Jin Yubo, completed

Copywriting: ? Xiao Lian was a boatman on the Baisha River. He took the boat as his home and lost his family.

He rowed and fished every day to pay off his debts.

He still has two wishes, to find his mother and change to a bigger boat.

But one day, he accidentally ate something strange, and even fished out a vicious beauty from the river.

The beauty said that he was very dead, and that he had at most two years to live, so he was still on his hands.

All plans had to be made in advance...

CP: Tsundere-bellied, black-bellied and poisonous-tongued dragon god attack? X? Obsessed with Gu’s boatman shou

~感谢在2020-02-12?03:37:11~2020-02-13?21:12:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Tuk Tuk? 1 piece;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the little mouth was smeared with honey, tuk tuk? 1 piece;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of green apples and crispy pears; 2 bottles of Qinxue Shengxi; 1 bottle of my old father;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!