Shen Qingqiu's Pit-Filling Journey

Shen Qingqiu, Wei Wuxian, and Xie Lian traveled around for two days. On this day, they went up to a peak called Yin Peak, and walked towards the mountain on foot. Before they knew it, they were halfway up the mountain, and they only walked thirty or forty steps. .The three of them were still talking and laughing happily, not surprised, they were already alert.

There was an inn in front of us, Xie Lian was the leader, and said first, "Immortal Master Shen, Mr. Wei, why don't you just rest here?" His mouth was soft and fragrant.The three of them have been running around for two days, and they are already exhausted.Shen Qingqiu's eyes fell on the inn, he pondered for a moment, and said, "It should be so." I saw that he was holding a green fan half-opened and half-closed, casually falling on his chest, and matched it with a green dress, just as the saying goes: immortal style .

Shen Qingqiu held the fan and closed it, then carried it behind his back, looked straight ahead, and asked the person behind him, "Wei Wuxian, what about you?" But no one responded, Shen Qingqiu said again: "Wei..." Before he could speak, After finishing speaking, Xie Lian hurriedly responded, "Immortal Master Shen, Mr. Wei has already gone in." After finishing speaking, Xie Lian also smiled helplessly, and lightly supported his forehead with jade hands.When he smiled, his delicate jade-colored face was also softened by the slightly raised corners of his mouth. He was dressed in white and looked like a bright moon.

Shen Qingqiu has long been used to Wei Wuxian's usual style, he pretended so hard that no one would pay attention to him, so he relaxed, hooked Xie Lian with one hand, put it on his shoulder, and said, "Oh, I'm so tired, let's go, Let's go," Xie Lian chuckled, then responded, and the two entered the shop.

"My dear sisters, you have lost your bet, so you should say one more thing." The words came from a man dressed in black and red, who was sitting next to three women who looked like angels, who were all enchanting and soft like bones.With one foot on the wooden bench and his elbow resting naturally on his bent knee, every move, every word and every smile, he is full of flair and talent, very charming.

The woman in the lead said, "Master, you have a good technique~" The three women all smiled lightly, like earrings hitting their ears, fascinating, and one of the women said, "Master, under this yin peak, there is a city The surname of the first household is Zhu. His power is overwhelming, and he enjoys all the glory and wealth. His ancestors got a treasure. The prosperity is astonishing, and the fantasy can fly straight into the clouds. My son, this is one."

Wei Wuxian looked nonchalant on the surface, but in his heart he thought: Heh!I found a way, alas~, I wonder how the second brother is doing?Thinking of Lan Zhan, Wei Wuxian curled his lips into a smile.

He also heard the other party say, "Young master~, the bet can still go on, and the slave family also wants to hear about the anecdote of the young master."

"Hahaha, of course!" Wei Wuxian laughed, and tossed the dice in the air, three points.

"Three o'clock, son~, it's time for you to say something."

"Me~" At this time, Wei Wuxian happened to see Shen Qingqiu entering with Xie Lian in his arms, and continued, "I have two fellow Taoists, one with a strong sense of immortality, and the other with a white dress, which can be appreciated by the three girls. .”

"Oh~ where is it?" one of the women asked.

Wei WuXian pointed at Xie Lian and Shen QingQiu, and said, "Where".

After the three girls looked in the direction Wei Wuxian pointed, the leading lady exclaimed, "As you said, you really look like a fairy, and you look like a fairy in white clothes~, the three gentlemen~, each has his own personality. It's beautiful." After finishing speaking, she pursed her lips and smiled, all three girls were delighted.

Wei WuXian stood up from his seat and called out, "Shen Qingqiu, thank you, here you are."

The two of them were looking for Wei Wuxian, who knew that Wei Wuxian was just behind the one-foot screen, so he walked directly behind the screen, but he didn't see the three beautiful girls yet.

"Wei Wuxian, what room number do you book? I..." Shen Qingqiu saw that three strange women were also here, stopped speaking, and looked at Wei Wuxian slowly, expressing "...?" I was surprised.After Xie Lian saw the three women, he also hesitated for a while, but quickly recovered and greeted them immediately.The three women didn't feel the awkward atmosphere, they just responded with a smile, Shen Qingqiu and Xie Lian agreed, and sat down in embarrassment.

A few minutes passed.

Shen Qingqiu "...".

Thanks for your pity "...".

Psychic:

"Why do they keep staring at us? Wei Wuxian, what's going on?" Shen Qingqiu couldn't help asking.Do not know why?Ever since he and Xie Lian took their seats, the three women had been staring at them, unable to do so, they had no choice but to ask Wei WuXian.

Xie Lian also asked slowly, "Mr. Wei, what happened to you?" Xie Lian always felt that the eyes of these three women seemed a little weird.

Wei Wuxian stopped chopsticks, poured a sip of wine into his mouth, and responded, "I have connections. These three are the proprietresses of the inn. We can get the rare treasure through these three." "As for why? What about you guys? It’s because, you guys look good-looking, hahahahaha.”

Shen Qingqiu: "Then why don't you look at you?" Shen Qingqiu asked curiously, and asked seriously.

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, thank you for the compliment, Immortal Master Shen~"

Shen Qingqiu "..."

Xie Lian chuckled, "Okay, stop making trouble." He turned serious and said, "Young Master Wei, you mean these three girls can solve our problems."

Wei Wuxian: "Not bad."

Shen Qingqiu: Why do I think this topic is biased.Solve the problem?_??

I heard Xie Lian again, "Well, then stay here first, and wait for them to show up at night."

Shen Qingqiu: "Huh? What shape does it appear?"

Wei Wuxian laughed suddenly, "Shen Qingqiu, how did you become your peak master, hahaha" Xie Lian nodded and laughed, "Immortal Master Shen, they are snake demons, since they know about Qibao, they should be able to Get something out."

Shen Qingqiu ignored Wei Wuxian, and after learning that the three women were snake demons, he didn't feel much. After all, he had been in this world for so many years, and he had long been immune to these things.It's just that the feeling of being stared at by three snake demons is a bit penetrating.

At this time, a woman said: "You two young masters, it's because the servant's hospitality is not good. Why don't the two young masters eat wine and vegetables?"

Wei Wuxian said another way, "Sister Yue, is there a guest room upstairs? We've been walking for two days, so tired~" After speaking, he fell straight to Shen Qingqiu, who looked disdainful and thought to himself: awesome ah!I even know their name, yours... If it was Binghe, it would definitely be a mess for several days, but Binghe's cry is also quite cute.Shen Qingqiu thought about it, and fell to Xie Lian, and said: "Oh, so tired!" Xie Lian turned his head to look at the two people, then turned to look at the three women, and asked embarrassedly, "Thank you for your hospitality, We ate a lot of dry food on the way, and we are not hungry. Three girls, can you give us a room?" He said with a kind face, "I'm so tired."

Three girls "..."

"Thank you." Xie Lian closed the door and returned to the bed to rest, while Wei WuXian and Shen QingQiu played chess and drank.

At nightfall, "Hmm~Second brother hug~", Shen Qingqiu: "...Wei Wuxian, let go, I'm not..." Shen Qingqiu struggled hard as Wei Wuxian entangled his hands and feet, but he just couldn't break free, Had to give up.Xie Lian was meditating in a western dress at the foot of the bed, and said, "Immortal Lord Shen, please be patient, it's coming soon." After finishing speaking, he smiled kindly.Shen Qingqiu: "I'm convinced", and then he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Suddenly, there was a rustling sound above the beam, which the three of them had expected in their hearts.

Psychic:

Wei Wuxian: "Here we come."

Shen Qingqiu: "Yes."

Xie Lian: "Well~, I don't know what happened to Saburo."

Shen Qingqiu: "Huh~?"

Wei Wuxian: "Hey, His Highness the Crown Prince misses the Crown Princess."

Xie Lian was embarrassed, smiled shyly, and said, "Young Master Wei, don't make fun of me, it's human nature, um..."

Shen Qingqiu: "It's already the bed tent, you guys still want to chat..."

Wei Wuxian: "Eh? Shen Qingqiu, don't you miss your little apprentice?"

Xie Lian: "Oh, in fact, Immortal Lord Shen also has a trance today."

Shen Qingqiu didn't talk about living, hmph, who doesn't have a brat to think about.

At this time, the three snake demons had already entered the tent and hung over the bed, their snake heads slammed into the faces of the three of them, swaggering and spitting out letters.

Wei Wuxian opened his eyes sharply, his hostility dissipated, and immediately bounced the three snakes and the bed curtain into the other corner of the room.The three immediately flew to stand beside the bed, from left to right, Xie Lian, Wei Wuxian, and Shen Qingqiu.

The three snakes were also ferocious, and wanted to attack, Shen Qingqiu opened his fan, and turned around with a burst of green energy hitting the three snakes, causing them to stick to the wall. At this time, Xie Lian wrapped himself around Ruoxie on the wrist flew out and said, "Ruoxie, go!" The three snakes were immediately tied together.

Shen Qingqiu held the fan half-covered his face and turned his head to Wei Wuxian and said, "Tell them to turn back into human beings, it's uncomfortable to watch."The three snakes transformed into human beings are all as beautiful as fairies, but the original body is really ugly, the whole body is black, and there are dense dots wriggling on the snake body, like thousands of insects, which are about to jump out at any time, disgusting tight.Naturally, Wei Wuxian and Xie Lian couldn't stand it anymore.

Wei WuXian said to the three snakes, "Hey, did you hear what this young master said? Please turn the three of you into human beings." The three snakes thought they could get a big deal, but unexpectedly, they lost their position.Obviously the three of them looked weak, how could they be so powerful, they were furious for a moment, and screamed "嘿~咱~咒~", the scene was really disgusting.

Shen Qingqiu: "...".

Wei Wuxian: "...".

Xie Lian: "...".

Shen Qingqiu couldn't take it anymore, he called out the Xiu Ya Sword, and flew with it, standing in front of the three snakes.Xiu Ya's sword radiated sword qi, ruthlessly, the three snakes were afraid, they didn't dare to bark anymore, and hurriedly transformed into human form.

Wei WuXian casually said, "Today, what do you guys like to do with the surname Zhu on weekdays?"

The three snakes were startled, the three of them had come for that person, and they didn't dare to answer indiscriminately, for fear of getting burned.One of the snakes said cautiously, "My slaves, my slaves don't know."

Wei Wuxian didn't panic either, and said slowly, "Oh~ it's such a pity", then turned his tone lightly, and said, "Immortal Lord Shen, has your sword tasted snake blood?" The words were addressed to Shen Qingqiu , but his eyes were straight to the three snakes, without the frivolity of talking and laughing with them during the day.

Shen Qingqiu naturally understood what Wei Wuxian meant, and responded positively, "You can try."

The three snakes were originally desperadoes, they were born in Yinfeng, and they also did things for that surnamed Zhu to save their lives.But at this time, he didn't care about anything else, his life was at stake, so he simply told all about Zhu's big and small things.

The Zhu family is originally a big family. However, when the ancestor was the grand master, the family declined due to the reform of the court. Since then, it has not been stubborn. Suddenly, a rare treasure was acquired. Later, the fortunes of the Zhu family changed. From generation to generation, Zhu You is now in the palm.

"...This Zhu You, what I like the most is the first-class masculinity. Mmm~Three young masters, this is all I know."

………………

Shen Qingqiu, Wei Wuxian, and Xie Lian looked at me and I looked at you, but they didn't know what to say.Like masculinity?

Wei Wuxian: "Pfft, hahahaha".

Shen Qingqiu was speechless, thinking to himself: There are so many fucking gays in this world.

Xie Lian: "Hmm, cough cough..."

The three snakes didn't know what the three people meant, but in order to save their lives, they said courteously, "The three young masters, you must have come here to seek treasure, right? I have a way, it's..." The snake girl hesitated, wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it .

Xie Lian: "Please tell me."

Snake Girl: "Actually, the three slaves were also ordered by Zhu You to open an inn here. If there are any handsome men who pass by, they will be sent to them. Therefore, the three slaves have this treasured place to practice, and they are not affected by demon masters." Intrusion. So... if the three young masters want to enter the mansion, they can pretend to be sent by the slaves..." Before the snake girl could finish speaking, Wei Wuxian interrupted, "No need".

Wei Wuxian turned around and sat on the bed, and said cheerfully, "We can also beat the three of you to death, and then enter the mansion in your image, don't you think so?"

The body of the three snakes immediately softened and lay down on the ground, one of the snakes panicked, "No way! Young Master, then Zhu You must have Luoxiang Pills on the three slaves, even if the three Young Masters have appearances, they have no fragrance~ ! It’s easy to see through~! Please three young masters, please spare the three slaves!”

Wei Wuxian smiled lightly, and immediately said, "Then, please three." Immediately, the three snakes were placed in the compartment, and a barrier was set up.

Xie Lian: "Actually, I think I can seduce you."

Hearing Xie Lian's words, Shen Qingqiu was shocked and said, "Damn! Your Highness the Crown Prince! Corolla Valkyrie! Xie Lian! Are you serious? Seduction, seduction?"

Wei Wuxian: "Hahahahahahaha, hey, I think, haha ​​is pretty good, hahahaha."

Shen Qingqiu: "...You guys, are you serious? Go, go to the brothel?"

Wei Wuxian: "Pfft ha ha ha ha..."

Thank you for helping your forehead, and smiled helplessly, "Oh, no, Immortal Lord Shen, you misunderstood. The male dancers in the Western Regions are more famous. We can pretend to be male dancers from the Western Regions and visit here, and then borrow the hands of those three girls, Enter Zhu's residence. In fact, generally speaking, it can be regarded as seduction."

Shen Qingqiu: "...Then, do you want to transform into their appearance?"

Wei WuXian finished laughing, and said, "No need, Zhu You is just a tyrant in Yinfeng Town, and he must have never seen any big world. But thank you, how do you know where there are stunning male dancers in the Western Regions, doesn't it?" Wei WuXian Wu Xian looked at Xie Lian slyly, with unclear meaning in his eyes.

Shen Qingqiu suddenly became interested, and said, "Oh~?"

Xie Lian was a little embarrassed to see them wanting to be wrong, and then explained seriously, "No, I used to pick up junk in the Western Regions, and I happened to see it."

Shen Qingqiu: "...?"

Wei Wuxian: "...Ah, hahahaha, His Royal Highness still has a part-time job. Well, let's listen to Xie Lian."

Xie Lian: "Alright, what about Immortal Lord Shen?"

Shen Qingqiu showed a look of embarrassment, resting his chin on Xie Lian's shoulder, he said, "Mmm, I..." I'm so fucked up, this is so ruinous!But when he looked up, he saw Wei Wuxian and Xie Lian staring at him expectantly, so he had no choice but to hug his head and say, "...I, I agree."

Also, I can understand that as a straight man, Shen Qingqiu, uh, may not be so straight now, but!As the master of Qingjing Peak, the master of the famous Mozun, if he was told to seduce him, he... hey!

Wei Wuxian looked the most excited, and said loudly, "Okay! Let's go find clothes now!" Xie Lian pulled him back, and said, "Young Master Wei, no need, let's go find someone first."

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