Bamboo Horse vs Skyfall

1.3 update.

Happy New Years, brothers!

I'm going back to school this afternoon. Although the New Year's Day has only been released for more than two days, the papers have been handed out in a thick pile [crying].

I also spent the last day of last year with my good friends [smile], playing games together after zero o’clock, it’s a new day and a new year!

I will take the college entrance examination in another six months, and it may take a long time for future updates.What school do you want to take?The question is Qingbei!Wait for me in Qingbei!

Sorry, I was joking, don't take it seriously.

You can't pass the Qingbei exam, and a better 985 exam is almost the same.

It's not that I didn't pursue it, it's just that the difficulty is really high.

It's not impossible to set a goal as Qingbei, hahahahaha, maybe you will perform supernormally if you think so.

Recently, Shenma has been very clingy (annoying), and he would send me funny videos or weird stories every now and then, with a few emoji packs attached.

I asked him why, and he said why do you watch this, it's very interesting.

When I write a paper, he sends over a dozen messages. I can't believe it. Doesn't he study?

Shenma: Now is my rest time.

Ok, fine.

I wondered if the immortal was busy flirting with his prospective boyfriend (no), and had no time to talk to him, so he came to harass me.

Hey, I can bear it.Who told him that even though he was naive and sentimental, he would feel sad if he was touched by the situation, then I can't bear the blame.

Then I opened the video he sent me, lying on the table and laughing like a goose.

Now I suspect that he intentionally influences my studies so that their grades are higher than ours.

Shenma: Isn't it super funny?

I laugh as I type: not funny at all.

Shenma: Shocked!

Then he threw a few more links.

My stomach hurts from laughing.

Suddenly my dad came in, he looked at me for a while, I was about to explain, he said: "Just take a rest, don't let your eyes get too tired, eat some fruit."

I stopped laughing in embarrassment, took the fruit, thanked my dad, and turned my head to curse God on WeChat.

Shenma: It’s good to smile more, happiness is the most important thing! [come on! Come on]

1.25 update.

on vacation!Come home with a case of books!

After resting for a day, the self-disciplined little prince immediately started to do his homework.

In a few days, I will go to my hometown to celebrate the New Year, and I will not study much in the days after the Spring Festival.

Let's play with Shenma and the others for a day before going back to my hometown, hehe.

2.8 update.

I went back to my hometown today, and I will update it when I come back. I wish everyone a happy new year and a happy new year!

2.19 update.

I'm back!

Last time, didn't we talk about playing with Shenma and the others for a day, and Shenxian even took us to eat western food.

I was shocked. In the past, everyone basically ate hot pot, barbecue and self-service. Why did the style of painting suddenly change?Of course, it complements the gods very well.

Yes, immortals are so elegant in my eyes.

Shenxian: Oh, isn't this a preparation for a date in the future?You can't always date to eat barbecue, it's not elegant.

Me: What's wrong with barbecue? You want to say that about him?

Shenma: Hey, haven't you seen you in a mess as an uncle?You were probably fed by him when you were young.

The god was speechless and bowed his head to ignore us.

Shenma pouted at me with a look of disdain.

I laughed and smoothed things over and said: It is true that young couples need some romance before.

It is estimated that the three words "little couple" pleased the gods, he laughed, nodded and said: "That's right." Then he said to Shenma: "What do you know?"

Shen Ma leaned over and said, "Look at him, say something."

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I don't know what weird things he saw again.

2.20 update.

After popularizing science in the comment area, I seem to have discovered something magical...

I think Shenma just thought it was fun.

The last time I went back to my hometown, I met many aunts and aunts, as well as brothers and sisters, big and small. We had a lot of fun setting off firecrackers together.

I have to say, the fairy wand is really beautiful.

Grandma baked sweet potatoes for us, they are so delicious.I really like the smell.

2.25 update.

Guys, I'm going back to school tomorrow.

There is also a very scary thing. Shenma sent me a link to Zhihu a few days ago. I found that he also read Zhihu. I was so afraid of falling off the horse.

What to do, what do you think of my idea of ​​secretly uninstalling his app?

2.25 update.

Oh, it turns out that you are not worried about me at all, and want to see my jokes.

I'm sad, is this a netizen?

Forget it, I don't think I should be so miserable (I can only think so).

4.4 update.

Not surprisingly, this should be the last update before the college entrance examination.

Absolutely not off the horse.

Why are you so sure, because I think that if people like Shenma know about it, they will definitely come and ask me why I said he is stupid.

And then beep again.

In the past two months, Shenma is still clingy, and I wonder if the friendship between him and Shenxian has broken.I asked the gods, and the gods said that he was actively preparing for the exam recently, so he didn't come to our school very often.

Exams are precious, but rest is also important!

The more you get to this kind of time, the more you need to give yourself time to breathe. Nowadays, many of you go out of the classroom after class at night to chat, or go downstairs, or look at the scenery, oh, and some go to the little-known little corners. .

In this case, my relationship with Shenma has become increasingly close.

Sometimes we chat on the railing together, and sometimes we go for a walk downstairs.

One day he was going to the empty classroom to help his roommate recharge the power bank, so I went with him.As soon as it was plugged in, I heard the sound of the door being pushed, and Shenma pulled me into the ground of the podium reflexively.

Here I want to explain that the two sides of our podium are very wide, and generally there is no gap in the middle.

To be honest, I don't know why he did this. If it's a teacher, wouldn't it be possible to come in?Isn't it strange that we have such a few discounts?

Fortunately, it was not a teacher who came in, but a young couple.They closed the door and leaned against it and kissed.

I:……

Is that what Empty Classrooms do? !

There was a clicking sound in the air, and the young couple's breathing became heavy. I felt so embarrassed, and there was an inexplicable feeling, and my heartbeat gradually increased.

Shenma's breathing was also a little heavy. I was afraid of attracting the young couple's attention, so I covered his face with my backhand.

His breath was hot, and my palms became hot too.

Five minutes after the class bell, the young couple slowly left, and Shenma and I came out from the podium and walked out of the classroom.

I sighed: "It's too wild."

Looking back, Shen Ma's face was red, it must not be covered by me...

Shenma gave a low "hmm", and then we each went back to the classroom.