baffling

It is indeed not a lie that someone is difficult to serve.

This person is Yu Lingshan,

This side thinks that Xu Shi is noisy, and told her not to move, not to talk, not to play with mobile phones, and almost not to breathe after going to bed. Over there, Xu Shi said that she wanted to leave but refused to let her, and asked her to go to the cabinet to get pajamas and change by herself Come on, you have 5 minutes to come back and hug me.

Xu Shi didn't dare to be disobedient, as if Yu Lingshan was really counting with a stopwatch, changed clothes quickly, and then went back to bed.

Before she could lie down, Yu Lingshan rolled over and approached her arms.

"I'm too sleepy." Yu Lingshan said.

Xu Shi touched her hair: "Go to sleep."

Yu Lingshan: "You interrupted me for 10 minutes."

Xu Shi smiled: "Then what should I do?"

Yu Lingshan: "Find a way to do something that makes me happy for 10 minutes," she said seriously, "I hold a grudge."

Xu Shi replied "Okay" and said softly to Yu Lingshan, "Go to sleep."

Yu Lingshan was really sleepy. Not long after Xu Shi hugged her, she fell asleep and buried her chin on Xu Shi's shoulder motionless.

Later, Xu Shi also tried to fall asleep, but the law that she must not fall asleep with Yu Lingshan still existed, she closed her eyes for more than ten minutes, and she didn't feel sleepy at all.

Simply do not sleep.

Xu Shi opened his eyes, and suddenly found that his arm under Yu Ling Mountain was a little numb.

She moved slightly first, and seeing that Yu Lingshan didn't move, she pulled her hand out a little.

During this process, Xu Shi seemed to be doing some extreme exercise, moving bit by bit, and measuring which value was the peak bit by bit.

Unexpectedly, in less than ten seconds, the peak came.

Xu Shishou hadn't pulled out half of his hand, when Yu Lingshan moved.

She buried a little towards Xu Shi, and let out a dissatisfied "eng" from her nasal cavity.

Xu Shi pursed his lips.

"Are you uncomfortable?" Yu Lingshan asked her in a muffled voice.

Xu Shi said honestly, "Hands are numb."

Yu Lingshan made that sound again, and then put his arms around Xu Shi's neck.

But she said in her mouth: "You go out."

Xu Shi was confused: "Huh?"

Yu Lingshan: "I just want to hug you like this when you lie here, your hands will be numb and you won't know what to do if you hug you," she said and then repeated: "Go out."

Xu Shi looked at this person hanging on her body, and didn't know how to "get out".

But not long after, Yu Lingshan solved the problem.

As if the last embrace of the end of the world, Yu Lingshan tightened his hands and pushed Xu Shi away.

"When I wake up naturally, you don't come in again."

Xu Shi: "Oh."

Xu Shi was kicked out of the door just like that. After the door closed, Xu Shi looked at Yu Lingshan's pajamas on himself and smiled into the air.

Some of the vegetables Xu Shi bought today had to be processed in advance, and he spent some time in Yu Lingshan's room, and the time was right now.

Although Yu Lingshan doesn't cook, there is everything in the kitchen, and it is neatly arranged. It is clear at a glance where to put what, but more than half of them are just bought, and the packaging has not been opened. It was not like this last time. Multiple materials.

Xu Shi had to suspect that it was Yu Lingshan who decided to let her cook yesterday and made impromptu preparations.

This is too gloomy.

It was still early, so Xu Shi began to dawdle in doing things.

While she was holding garlic, the phone in her pocket rang, and it was a message from Weiwei.

Straight to the point, ask: How are you doing?

Xu Shi wiped his hands: the same

Vivi: What was the old look like?

Weiwei: Don't you want to go out for a date this weekend?

Xu Shi: I'm at her house

Xu Shi: She is sleeping in the room, I am going to cook

Vivi:? ? ?

Vivi: Is this fucking the same?

Weiwei: Or have you been like this for a long time?

Xu Shi: It's the same old

Xu Shi: She came to cook for me last week, and I will cook for her this week

vivi: fuck

Xu Zhi: Hahahahahahaha what are you doing?

Weiwei: You two develop faster than us

Weiwei: I haven't even been to my partner's house yet, and I haven't even eaten the food cooked by my partner yet

Vivi: You, good guy

Weiwei: Is this how your straight daughters fall in love?

Then she asked again: Don't you even do love?

Vivi: No, no, no, no

Xu Shi: No

Weiwei: It's all at home

Vivi: Are you ready to do it?

Weiwei: Don't you want to stay overnight?

Weiwei: Why don't you sleep together?

Weiwei: Can't hold back for a while?

Vivi: Huh?Um?

When talking about this kind of topic, Weiwei typed faster than anyone else, and several entries from xiuxiuxiuxiu came over.

Xu Zhi: ...

Xu Zhi: no

Xu Shi: Just now I went in and lay down with her for a while, my hands were too numb, so she let me out

Vivi:? ? ?

Weiwei: Allow me to do a reading comprehension

Weiwei: My hands are numb... so I hugged her to sleep, right?

Xu Zhi: Yes

Weiwei: Pure sleep?

Xu Zhi: Yes

Weiwei: Damn, is Yu Lingshan really a straight girl?

As soon as Weiwei's words came out, Xu Shi felt enlightened.

No, won't it?

If she is really...

Xu Shi had goosebumps.

Xu Shi: What if she was a straight girl?

Weiwei: ...you really think about it here

Weiwei: If she is really a straight girl, I will chop off her head and give it to you

Weiwei just finished sending this sentence, and immediately retracted it.

Weiwei: No, it’s a bit too absolute

Weiwei: If she is really straight, I will wash my hair upside down

Xu Shi: Do straight girls kiss others?

Vivi:? ? ?

Weiwei: Sister, you are a straight girl and I am a straight girl?

Vivi: You ask me?

Xu Shi: Straight girls like me can’t

Vivi: Hahahahahaha

Weiwei: Then what happened to you and Yu Lingshan?

Xu Shi: In front of her is the crooked Xu Shi: Personal order

Vivi: ...fuck

Weiwei: You can say such things now? ? ?

Weiwei: Yu Lingshan really taught you well

Seeing this sentence, Xu Shi suddenly smiled in his heart, this is just the tip of the iceberg of Yu Lingshan's training.

Vivi: And there

Vivi: Everyone is an adult

Weiwei: Prepare properly, I think you two will soon

Xu Zhi: no

Weiwei: Somebody here advises you

Weiwei: Don't get emotional when the time comes, you have nowhere to start

Vivi: embarrassing

Xu Shi was laughed at by Weiwei's cold humor.

But she didn't tell Weiwei that she had already checked it, just at night when she was insomnia.

After checking everything, she can figure it out.

Yu Lingshan came out when Xu Shi was watching TV on the sofa. At this time, Xu Shi's dishes were ready and he had watched variety shows for a while.

When Yu Lingshan left the room, the two of them looked at the clock on the wall together, it was 34:[-] noon.

Probably because she was afraid of the cold in the air-conditioned room, Yu Lingshan put on a thin coat outside, and when she walked out completely, Xu Shi realized that what she was wearing today was not a skirt, but a suspenders and trousers.

She didn't even wear slippers, so she came here barefoot.

Walk around the couch, with one foot on the rug and the other leg, knee on the couch.

Then he sat directly on Xu Shi's lap.

Yu Lingshan put his hands on Xu Shi's shoulders, his clothes were not properly put on, hanging on his shoulders so that they could not fall off, his hair was disheveled, and he tilted his head to look at Xu Shi.

Just after brushing her teeth, Xu Shi immediately smelled the mint fragrance on her body.

Yu Lingshan didn't speak, neither did Xu Shi, the whole room only had the sound of the TV.

It's not too loud, and you can't understand the volume of what they are saying unless you listen carefully.

Of course, no one will listen carefully.

Xu Shi put his hands around Yu Lingshan's back, and tidied up her slightly messy hair.

After about two clicks, Yu Lingshan leaned over.

Xu Shi didn't tidy up anymore, and wrapped his arms around Yu Lingshan's waist.

Yu Lingshan's head was turned even more, and his purpose was clear, his eyes fell directly on Xu Shi's lips.

Slowly approach, and then slowly approach.

Just when they were about to touch each other, Yu Lingshan stopped moving.

Yu Lingshan didn't move, but Xu Shi moved. She put a little force on the hand on Yu Lingshan's side, pulled her over, and brought her closer to her mouth.

But if Xu Shi scored one point, Yu Lingshan would get one point back.

After three or two strokes, Xu Shi raised his eyebrows and looked at Yu Lingshan.

"Hmm~" Yu Lingshan touched Xu Shi's earlobe with his hand: "What are you talking about?"

Xu Shi didn't understand at once: "What?"

Yu Lingshan pinched Xu Shi's earlobe hard, and his lips were pursed because of this.

Yu Lingshan: "If you want to kiss me, what should I say seriously?"

Xu Shi rolled his eyes: "Say I miss you."

Yu Lingshan smiled, and she asked: "Miss me?"

While Xu Shi blinked, he said in the clearest voice in his life, "I miss you."

After finishing speaking, Yu Lingshan pressed her lips together, and the next second, she pushed Xu Shi onto the sofa.

With such a fierce pressure, Xu Shi couldn't hold back a muffled groan.

Then she closed her eyes.

Yu Lingshan's kisses are always very gentle, Yu Lingshan even raised her hand and pressed it on the sofa, clasped her fingers tightly, and kissed the inside of her arm.

Xu Shi couldn't breathe, her heart was beating wildly, she hugged Yu Lingshan, and she was in a mess.

Yu Lingshan kissed Xu Shi's ear for the last time, Xu Shi couldn't help shrinking because of the itching, and Yu Lingshan became paralyzed because of it.

She lay directly on Xu Shi's body, took a shallow breath, and said in her mouth, "I'm so hungry."

Xu Shi laughed: "I'll cook."

Yu Lingshan: "I want to eat right now."

Xu Shi said, "Now it's 10 minutes."

Yu Lingshan was amused and was amused. She touched Xu Shi's head and got off the sofa, pointing to the clock on the wall: "Okay, I'll give you twenty minutes."

Xu Shi tidied up her clothes and got up from the sofa, but instead of going to the kitchen immediately, she asked Yu Lingshan, "What if I finish it within 10 minutes?"

Yu Lingshan slowly opened his eyes wide: "Yes, Xu Xiaozhi, play this with me?"

Xu Shi pursed his lips and smiled: "Do you want to play?"

Yu Lingshan, of course: "Play."

She thought for a while: "OK, if you haven't finished it within 10 minutes, you can stay and sleep with me at night."

Xu Shi nodded and said yes.

"But I haven't figured it out yet."

Yu Lingshan: "Didn't you want me to do it?"

Xu Shi instantly felt the murderous intent of these words.

She really wants Yu Lingshan to do something.

How to say this.

So Xu Shi thought lightly: "If I can do it, just give me a kiss."

Yu Lingshan showed a simple expression: "It's boring."

But in the next second, Yu Lingshan laughed: "Why are you still blushing, Xu Xiaozhi."

Xu Shi held his face: "Haha."

Yu Lingshan laughed: "We kissed a hundred times if not a thousand times."

Xu Shi continued to blush: "That's still not there."

Yu Lingshan pinched Xu Shi's face: "What should I do if I'm so shy?"

That's good, Xu Shi's face is getting redder and redder.

Yu Lingshan got the fun: "Go, I'm really hungry, and it's been 2 minutes now."

Xu Shi: "Okay."

Xu Shi is still very confident in his own cooking, not to mention that he has already processed all the ingredients, and the rice and soup have already been cooked.

So she really filled the table with dishes in less than 10 minutes.

Yu Lingshan was not angry when he lost, and just said "Xu Xiaozhi doesn't want to stay and sleep with me" and it passed.

Probably because I was really hungry. After 10 minutes of serving, Yu Lingshan only ate without saying a word.

Yu Lingshan was only willing to show his respect to Xu Shi when he no longer felt hungry.

"Why don't you ask me, how is your cooking?" Yu Lingshan said.

Xu Shi followed suit: "Is it to your liking?"

Yu Lingshan gave Xu Shi a thumbs up: "Excellent," she added: "This fish is too ripe, I like tender ones."

Xu Shi nodded: "Okay."

Yu Lingshan picked up the chopsticks: "Okay, no more comments, that's all."

Xu Shi laughed all of a sudden, as expected, Yu Lingshan must be avenged if there is a grudge, and Xu Shi has also learned from his inaction and praise last week.

Xu Shi nodded again and again, elongated his voice: "I must improve, and I will make sure that Teacher Yu will be satisfied with every meal in the future."

Yu Lingshan picked up the chopsticks and pinched the air in front of Xu Shi.

After dinner, the two cleaned up the kitchen together, and Yu Lingshan took Xu Shi in to put on makeup, saying that there was a tea party in the afternoon.

"Take you to have fun," Yu Lingshan helped Xu Shi get a tan, "show your face too, some people will have contact with you in the future."

Xu Shi: "Okay."

Yu Lingshan: "If you hear something outrageous in a while, just listen to it, don't believe it."

Xu Shi was puzzled: "Huh? What's the matter?"

Yu Lingshan smiled: "The braggart, the big talker, the crying poor, true and false, don't envy or sympathize, just let it go."

Xu Shi nodded: "Okay."

"Xiaoqing will also go, she is in charge of taking pictures," Yu Lingshan asked, "Does Xiaoqing remember?"

Xu Shi: "I remember, Weiwei's ex-boyfriend's, uh, it's her anyway."

Yu Lingshan smiled, and put on the last bit of lipstick: "Our little one is so beautiful."

Yu Lingshan picked the right time to go out, and today she drove the car by herself, and when she wore sunglasses, she didn't love anyone.

Not long after, the two picked up Xiaoqing at an intersection.

Xiaoqing first touched the door of the co-pilot, and saw someone inside, then walked back and came in from the back seat.

"I thought you were alone," Xiaoqing said as soon as she got into the car, "hi."

Xu Shi looked back and smiled at her: "Hello."

Xiaoqing and Xu Shi met each other, and suddenly she was startled: "You! Who is here, Xu Shi! You are Xu Shi!"

Xu Shi smiled: "It's me, long time no see."

Xiaoqing cursed: "Fuck, Yu Lingshan!"

Yu Lingshan shrugged.

Xiaoqing laughed: "Yes, yes."

Xu Shi smiled at Xiaoqing again, and was attracted by a bag next to Xiaoqing.

"Cat?" Xu Shi turned back.

Xiaoqing: "Yes, it's cute."

Xu Shi stretched out his hand: "Cute."

In order to make it easier for Xu Shi to see, Xiaoqing handed the bag forward a little.

Yu Lingshan asked in front: "Whose cat? Why do you still have a cat?"

Xiaoqing was helpless: "I didn't bring it, Jingjing's cat."

It was a white cat with a few touches of gray on its ears and nose. Xu Shi looked down at her, feeling familiar, as if he had never seen this cat before.

"It is said that the customer wants to see her cat," Xiaoqing continued, "I must bring it to her. You can stop by her shop door and I will bring it in for her."

Xiaoqing's voice in Xu Shi's ears gradually disappeared, and she suddenly remembered why she felt this bird was familiar.

At the same time, Yu Lingshan stepped on the brake: "Jingjing's cat?"