baffling
Chapter 48
Yu Lingshan was very satisfied with Xu Shi's expression.
This video is only 2 minutes before and after. It is very short, but it is long... 2 minutes of kissing is indeed quite long.
At the end of the video, Xu Shi still had a look of surprise on her face. She looked up at Yu Lingshan, and saw Yu Lingshan wiping her hands in a proud look.
"Miss Xu, what do you want to say?" Yu Lingshan tilted his head to look at Xu Shi.
Xu Shi swallowed his saliva: "This is me?"
Yu Lingshan said: "Otherwise?"
Xu Shi: "..."
Xu Zhi touched his bangs at a loss, and heard Yu Lingshan say: "You can read it again."
Xu Shi really wanted to watch it again, so she pursed her lips and took another sneak peek at Yu Lingshan, then clicked on the video.
The second time was different from the first time. Xu Shi already knew what would happen at what time, and at what time she would get started, but even so, she still couldn't avoid the shock.
After reading it, she returned the phone to Yu Lingshan, then raised her hands and covered her face.
Through her fingers, she saw Yu Lingshan laughing at her.
Obviously there is no such thing as success or failure in this matter, but in the current situation, Yu Lingshan is indeed a winner in front of her.
Xu Shi's mind was spinning fast at the moment, and she remembered the words Yu Lingshan said that she couldn't understand on the second day when she slept at Yu Lingshan's house for the first time, such as what is so powerful, and whether you have ever been in love.
At that time, she was too afraid of Yu Lingshan and lacked the skills to communicate with Yu Lingshan. She dared not say anything and dared not ask anything.
But it's different now.
Xu Shi took his hand down a little, exposed his eyes, and asked, "So you praised me for a good kiss."
Yu Lingshan almost coughed up just after drinking the water.
Yu Lingshan put down the water glass and looked at Xu Shi: "Your skills after drinking are indeed much better than when you were sober."
Xu Shi asked: "Where is the strength?"
You said it was a coincidence that Xu Shi washed the cherries in the morning.
Yu Lingshan then bit a cherry and gave the stem to Xu Shi.
Xu Shi took it suspiciously: "What are you doing?"
Yu Lingshan picked up another one and tied a knot with the stem: "Put it in your mouth and tie this knot without using your hands."
Xu Shi was startled: "How is this possible?"
Yu Lingshan acted as if you could do it: "Try."
Xu Shi put it in his mouth and tried it, but a few seconds later he took out the cherry stem intact.
Xu Shi: "No."
Yu Lingshan smiled: "Outrageous."
Xu Shi guessed: "Can I do it when I'm drunk?"
Yu Lingshan smiled: "You guess."
It seems so.
Xu Shi asked again: "What did I do with you when I drank too much?"
Yu Lingshan: "It's sex."
Xu Shi was shocked: "Huh? Really?"
Yu Lingshan: "Do you think it's possible?"
Xu Shi: "I don't think it's possible."
Yu Lingshan: "That's impossible."
Xu Shi was about to cry: "You tell me."
Yu Lingshan: "Except for love, I have done everything else."
The time was almost up, Yu Lingshan drank the last bit of water on the table, stood up, and said nothing.
Xu Shi followed her movements and raised his eyes, his eyes were a little bit, that's it?
Yu Lingshan smiled knowingly and asked: "What's wrong?"
Xu Shi: "Aren't you going to settle accounts with me? Make it clear."
"No," Yu Lingshan let down the hair tied in the back: "I'll let you taste what it's like to be hung by someone."
Yu Lingshan really has a way to cure Xu Shi, and every time he plays cards out of common sense, it makes Xu Shi's heart feel uneasy.
"Then how long are you going to hang?" Xu Shi asked.
Yu Lingshan: "Wait until I'm free, and then I'll make the most of it with you," she said with a sense of confidence: "Today is a mental preparation for you, it's just a small part, we'll take our time later , "Yu Lingshan looked at Xu Shi: "So when the time comes, you have to kneel or lick it, and you can figure it out."
Xu Shi was amused by Yu Lingshan and laughed: "Why are you doing this?"
Yu Lingshan spread his hands, his posture perfectly interprets me like this.
Xu Shi: "Then when are you free?"
Yu Lingshan was proud: "That's not sure, just wait for the notice."
Xu Zhi had nothing to say.
Yu Lingshan was about to go back to the room, but after taking two steps, he suddenly turned back and pinched Xu Shi's face: "Did my relatives only treat me like this?"
Xu Shi nodded: "Only for you."
Yu Lingshan didn't believe it: "You drank too much, how can you be sure?"
Xu Shi raised his hands: "It's true, I drank too much twice before, and I am surrounded by classmates and friends. They said that I would be sleepy after drinking, and there was nothing else."
Yu Lingshan snorted, then let go of Xu Shi and went back to the bedroom.
Not long after, Yu Lingshan came out of the bedroom. After finishing her makeup, changing her clothes, and putting on her shoes, she came out and touched Xu Shi's head: "Be good at home."
Xu Zhi hummed: "I'll be home in a while."
Yu Lingshan picked up the bag from the coffee table: "It's okay," she said, and suddenly lowered her head: "Where's the carpet?"
Xu Shi: "On the balcony."
Yu Lingshan was surprised: "Did you wash it?"
Xu Shi: "Yes."
Yu Lingshan smiled helplessly: "Is it easy to wash?"
Xu Shi: "Fortunately, I asked my mother, just brush it and dry it in the sun."
Yu Lingshan was puzzled: "Are you asking your mother?"
Xu Shi shook her head quickly, "No, no," she laughed, "Of course not, of course I didn't say anything."
Yu Lingshan touched Xu Shi's head again, and then suddenly leaned over.
Xu Shi thought that Yu Lingshan was going to kiss her, so she pouted, but Yu Lingshan changed the direction, lowered his head and sucked on her neck, and bit her earlobe.
Xu Shi shrank his neck itchyly: "Haha."
"Okay," Yu Lingshan went to the door: "I really have to go, Tingting is downstairs."
Xu Shi: "Go."
Yu Lingshan said goodbye to Xu Shi, and also said: "Remember this day, one hundred days from now, one year, three years and five years." Yu Lingshan opened the door with one hand, and pointed to Xu Shi inside with the other. : "I want to take the exam."
Xu Shi squinted his eyes: "Good teacher Yu."
After Yu Lingshan left, Xu Shi seemed to be empty all of a sudden, and he didn't know what to do.
But there was really nothing to do, Xu Shi went around Yu Lingshan's house, changed his clothes and went home.
Being bored in the car, Xu Shi seriously thought about the few times she drank too much by Yu Lingshan's side.
Then she remembered that Yu Lingshan would be angry every time after drinking, so if she kissed Yu Lingshan every time, she would turn her face and deny anyone when she woke up, and would not be able to remember anything...
It's really annoying.
Xu Shi laughed thinking about it.
Yu Lingshan is so aggrieved hahahahaha.
So when he got downstairs, the first thing Xu Shi did was to buy a bag of cherries and go upstairs, then pick a few cherry stalks and go back to his room.
She stared at the stalk for a while, thought about it for a while, and then put it in her mouth.
The strange thing is, this time, she didn't know what happened, but she succeeded.
It worked? !
She actually does!
Taking out the knotted cherry stem from her mouth, Xu Shi still didn't quite believe it, so she tried another one.
Tried another one.
Hahahaha, it's not easy.
After another two shots, Xu Shi took out the books in the cabinet and made a mobile phone stand before his mouth was sour, and started to record the video.
"Dear Teacher Yu," Xu Shi smiled at the camera, "Please take a look."
After she finished speaking, she put the new cherry stem in her mouth, moved her mouth and took it out again.
"Hey! It worked."
Xu Shi brought the tied knot closer to the camera, and then stood up.
She was about to turn off the video, but forgot that she had just opened the cabinet and hit her head on the door...
Yu Lingshan received this video during a boring meeting, and she happened to have earphones in her ears, so she played the video.
Then I watched Xu Shi in the video take out the cherry stem stinkingly, knot it in his mouth, and take it out again stinkingly, showing off.
Then she saw her stand up and knock her head on the cabinet again. At this moment, the time around Yu Lingshan seemed to go backwards suddenly, and she seemed to see Xu Shi who was still in college.
I don't know if it hurts or not, but I laughed happily.
Yu Lingshan watched this video several times before replying to Xu Shi: "Great for you!"
On the other side, Xu Shi threw himself on the bed when he received the news.
Xu Shi: That is
Xu Shi asked: Will you?
Yu Lingshan: Really
Yu Lingshan: No
Xu Shi sent an emoji, but Yu Lingshan didn't reply. She guessed that Yu Lingshan was busy, so she simply didn't bother.
On this day, many new things crashed into Xu Shi's head, and Xu Shi just lay down on his stomach and slowly digested them.
Re-watch the videos about Yu Lingshan in the favorites.
Especially Yu Lingshan's interview with that girl, this video needs to be watched three times, so enjoy it.
I looked through the previous Weibo again, but she deleted a lot before, and there was almost nothing left.
Later, she went to browse Yu Lingshan's Weibo.
I fell asleep after tossing and turning, and before I knew it, the day passed.
Xu Shi had been waiting for Yu Lingshan to find her all day, but at night, Yu Lingshan did not wait, but Weiwei.
The first sentence Weiwei sent was: How are you guys?
Xu Shi knew what Weiwei wanted to ask, but she replied first: We are together
Vivi: Whoa!
Vivi: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!
Vivi: And then, what?Are you happy?
Xu Shi: Laughing to death, there is no time at all
Xu Shi told Weiwei about the news that Yu Lingshan was not available today, and also sent the video of his cherry stem.
Xu Shi: Do you know this?
Weiwei: You are awesome!This will do it!
Xu Shi: Can't you?
Wei Wei came back to Xu Shi several minutes later, she said: not only I can't, but neither can my girlfriend
Weiwei: Cow, cow, cow, you
Weiwei: My girlfriend said you were born to talk
Weiwei: I believe you are a 1 enchantment
Weiwei: Use it!
If this was said a month ago, Xu Shi would not have understood it.
Now that Xu Shi is very powerful, she understands it in seconds.
In the late evening, Xu Shi finally received the news from Yu Lingshan.
But unfortunately, the news came from a screenshot of an airplane flight. Yu Lingshan said: I am on a temporary business trip and will be back in two days
Xu Shi zoomed in and zoomed out the picture, zoomed out and zoomed in again.
Okay, pour the third pot of cold water.
Xu Zhi: ok
Yu Lingshan: Will you miss me baby
Xu Shi: yes, yes, yes
Of course it will.
The next day Xu Shi went to work as usual, and the preliminary round was on Wednesday morning, so she had a lot to prepare for.
The two of them were clearly the same as before, they chatted a few words when they were bored, and put it aside when they had to work. They didn't talk about anything, but they talked about everything.
But there might be something wrong with Xu Shi, as long as she thinks that she is now Yu Lingshan's girlfriend, she can't help but laugh.
Inexplicably, sometimes she can smile during a meeting, but then she is afraid of being found holding back and scaring herself.
On Tuesday afternoon, Yu Lingshan sent over the group photo taken by Xiaoqing that day, and ordered Xu Shi to use this photo as a screen.
There is no need for Yu Lingshan to say that Xu Shi has already completed the operation.
After this homework was checked by Yu Lingshan, Yu Lingshan sent two emoticons in succession.
One is 【My wife is so good】.
The next one is [kneel down to my wife].
Xu Shi raised his eyebrows, and quickly replied: If you can't, you can't.
Xu Shi: What's wrong?
Then she added both memes.
Yu Lingshan: I can’t come back tonight, I can only see you tomorrow
Xu Shi's fingers froze in front of the phone screen.
The fourth pot of cold water was poured.
Xu Shi: It’s okay, work is important
Turning around, Xu Shi sent this photo to Weiwei.
It was obviously just a photo without any description, but there was a trace of stinky fart in the air.
Wei Wei also replied to her: tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
Weiwei: The way Yu Lingshan looked at you, tsk
Xu Shi also opened it, and then asked: What's wrong?
Weiwei: She looks like she loves you very much
Xu Shi: Is it just a look?
Weiwei: Hahahahaha, I know, I know
Weiwei: Does Yu Lingshan know that you are showing off like this behind your back?
Xu Zhi: Huh?Am I showing off?no
Weiwei: Smelly woman in love!
At night, Xu Shi was checking the work he was going to upload tomorrow on the computer when his cell phone rang suddenly.
It was a video call from Yu Lingshan. Xu Shi looked in the mirror and straightened his hair before answering.
Yu Lingshan over there probably just took a shower, with a towel wrapped around his head.
"What are you doing?" Yu Lingshan asked.
Xu Shi turned the camera around and showed Yu Lingshan the computer.
This is not the first time Yu Lingshan saw this picture, she hummed and took the towel away and let down her hair.
Xu Shi laughed all of a sudden.
Yu Lingshan was helpless: "Can you laugh at this?"
Xu Shi bit his tongue: "You look good, my wife."
She felt embarrassed immediately after she finished speaking, and hurriedly left the camera, leaving Yu Lingshan laughing alone.
"Help, Xu Xiaozhi, why are you so funny?"
It didn't take long for Xu Shi to come back, she didn't do anything, just watched Yu Lingshan straightening her hair with her face in her hands.
Fiddled with it, she seemed to see something.
Xu Shi blinked his eyes and regained his energy: "Is the one on the bedside table a sanitary napkin?"
Yu Lingshan listened and looked back: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Xu Shi's smile gradually disappeared: "Are you here as an aunt?"
Yu Lingshan: "Well, I came the day before yesterday."
Xu Shi paused.
The fifth pot of cold water.
pour down...
This video is only 2 minutes before and after. It is very short, but it is long... 2 minutes of kissing is indeed quite long.
At the end of the video, Xu Shi still had a look of surprise on her face. She looked up at Yu Lingshan, and saw Yu Lingshan wiping her hands in a proud look.
"Miss Xu, what do you want to say?" Yu Lingshan tilted his head to look at Xu Shi.
Xu Shi swallowed his saliva: "This is me?"
Yu Lingshan said: "Otherwise?"
Xu Shi: "..."
Xu Zhi touched his bangs at a loss, and heard Yu Lingshan say: "You can read it again."
Xu Shi really wanted to watch it again, so she pursed her lips and took another sneak peek at Yu Lingshan, then clicked on the video.
The second time was different from the first time. Xu Shi already knew what would happen at what time, and at what time she would get started, but even so, she still couldn't avoid the shock.
After reading it, she returned the phone to Yu Lingshan, then raised her hands and covered her face.
Through her fingers, she saw Yu Lingshan laughing at her.
Obviously there is no such thing as success or failure in this matter, but in the current situation, Yu Lingshan is indeed a winner in front of her.
Xu Shi's mind was spinning fast at the moment, and she remembered the words Yu Lingshan said that she couldn't understand on the second day when she slept at Yu Lingshan's house for the first time, such as what is so powerful, and whether you have ever been in love.
At that time, she was too afraid of Yu Lingshan and lacked the skills to communicate with Yu Lingshan. She dared not say anything and dared not ask anything.
But it's different now.
Xu Shi took his hand down a little, exposed his eyes, and asked, "So you praised me for a good kiss."
Yu Lingshan almost coughed up just after drinking the water.
Yu Lingshan put down the water glass and looked at Xu Shi: "Your skills after drinking are indeed much better than when you were sober."
Xu Shi asked: "Where is the strength?"
You said it was a coincidence that Xu Shi washed the cherries in the morning.
Yu Lingshan then bit a cherry and gave the stem to Xu Shi.
Xu Shi took it suspiciously: "What are you doing?"
Yu Lingshan picked up another one and tied a knot with the stem: "Put it in your mouth and tie this knot without using your hands."
Xu Shi was startled: "How is this possible?"
Yu Lingshan acted as if you could do it: "Try."
Xu Shi put it in his mouth and tried it, but a few seconds later he took out the cherry stem intact.
Xu Shi: "No."
Yu Lingshan smiled: "Outrageous."
Xu Shi guessed: "Can I do it when I'm drunk?"
Yu Lingshan smiled: "You guess."
It seems so.
Xu Shi asked again: "What did I do with you when I drank too much?"
Yu Lingshan: "It's sex."
Xu Shi was shocked: "Huh? Really?"
Yu Lingshan: "Do you think it's possible?"
Xu Shi: "I don't think it's possible."
Yu Lingshan: "That's impossible."
Xu Shi was about to cry: "You tell me."
Yu Lingshan: "Except for love, I have done everything else."
The time was almost up, Yu Lingshan drank the last bit of water on the table, stood up, and said nothing.
Xu Shi followed her movements and raised his eyes, his eyes were a little bit, that's it?
Yu Lingshan smiled knowingly and asked: "What's wrong?"
Xu Shi: "Aren't you going to settle accounts with me? Make it clear."
"No," Yu Lingshan let down the hair tied in the back: "I'll let you taste what it's like to be hung by someone."
Yu Lingshan really has a way to cure Xu Shi, and every time he plays cards out of common sense, it makes Xu Shi's heart feel uneasy.
"Then how long are you going to hang?" Xu Shi asked.
Yu Lingshan: "Wait until I'm free, and then I'll make the most of it with you," she said with a sense of confidence: "Today is a mental preparation for you, it's just a small part, we'll take our time later , "Yu Lingshan looked at Xu Shi: "So when the time comes, you have to kneel or lick it, and you can figure it out."
Xu Shi was amused by Yu Lingshan and laughed: "Why are you doing this?"
Yu Lingshan spread his hands, his posture perfectly interprets me like this.
Xu Shi: "Then when are you free?"
Yu Lingshan was proud: "That's not sure, just wait for the notice."
Xu Zhi had nothing to say.
Yu Lingshan was about to go back to the room, but after taking two steps, he suddenly turned back and pinched Xu Shi's face: "Did my relatives only treat me like this?"
Xu Shi nodded: "Only for you."
Yu Lingshan didn't believe it: "You drank too much, how can you be sure?"
Xu Shi raised his hands: "It's true, I drank too much twice before, and I am surrounded by classmates and friends. They said that I would be sleepy after drinking, and there was nothing else."
Yu Lingshan snorted, then let go of Xu Shi and went back to the bedroom.
Not long after, Yu Lingshan came out of the bedroom. After finishing her makeup, changing her clothes, and putting on her shoes, she came out and touched Xu Shi's head: "Be good at home."
Xu Zhi hummed: "I'll be home in a while."
Yu Lingshan picked up the bag from the coffee table: "It's okay," she said, and suddenly lowered her head: "Where's the carpet?"
Xu Shi: "On the balcony."
Yu Lingshan was surprised: "Did you wash it?"
Xu Shi: "Yes."
Yu Lingshan smiled helplessly: "Is it easy to wash?"
Xu Shi: "Fortunately, I asked my mother, just brush it and dry it in the sun."
Yu Lingshan was puzzled: "Are you asking your mother?"
Xu Shi shook her head quickly, "No, no," she laughed, "Of course not, of course I didn't say anything."
Yu Lingshan touched Xu Shi's head again, and then suddenly leaned over.
Xu Shi thought that Yu Lingshan was going to kiss her, so she pouted, but Yu Lingshan changed the direction, lowered his head and sucked on her neck, and bit her earlobe.
Xu Shi shrank his neck itchyly: "Haha."
"Okay," Yu Lingshan went to the door: "I really have to go, Tingting is downstairs."
Xu Shi: "Go."
Yu Lingshan said goodbye to Xu Shi, and also said: "Remember this day, one hundred days from now, one year, three years and five years." Yu Lingshan opened the door with one hand, and pointed to Xu Shi inside with the other. : "I want to take the exam."
Xu Shi squinted his eyes: "Good teacher Yu."
After Yu Lingshan left, Xu Shi seemed to be empty all of a sudden, and he didn't know what to do.
But there was really nothing to do, Xu Shi went around Yu Lingshan's house, changed his clothes and went home.
Being bored in the car, Xu Shi seriously thought about the few times she drank too much by Yu Lingshan's side.
Then she remembered that Yu Lingshan would be angry every time after drinking, so if she kissed Yu Lingshan every time, she would turn her face and deny anyone when she woke up, and would not be able to remember anything...
It's really annoying.
Xu Shi laughed thinking about it.
Yu Lingshan is so aggrieved hahahahaha.
So when he got downstairs, the first thing Xu Shi did was to buy a bag of cherries and go upstairs, then pick a few cherry stalks and go back to his room.
She stared at the stalk for a while, thought about it for a while, and then put it in her mouth.
The strange thing is, this time, she didn't know what happened, but she succeeded.
It worked? !
She actually does!
Taking out the knotted cherry stem from her mouth, Xu Shi still didn't quite believe it, so she tried another one.
Tried another one.
Hahahaha, it's not easy.
After another two shots, Xu Shi took out the books in the cabinet and made a mobile phone stand before his mouth was sour, and started to record the video.
"Dear Teacher Yu," Xu Shi smiled at the camera, "Please take a look."
After she finished speaking, she put the new cherry stem in her mouth, moved her mouth and took it out again.
"Hey! It worked."
Xu Shi brought the tied knot closer to the camera, and then stood up.
She was about to turn off the video, but forgot that she had just opened the cabinet and hit her head on the door...
Yu Lingshan received this video during a boring meeting, and she happened to have earphones in her ears, so she played the video.
Then I watched Xu Shi in the video take out the cherry stem stinkingly, knot it in his mouth, and take it out again stinkingly, showing off.
Then she saw her stand up and knock her head on the cabinet again. At this moment, the time around Yu Lingshan seemed to go backwards suddenly, and she seemed to see Xu Shi who was still in college.
I don't know if it hurts or not, but I laughed happily.
Yu Lingshan watched this video several times before replying to Xu Shi: "Great for you!"
On the other side, Xu Shi threw himself on the bed when he received the news.
Xu Shi: That is
Xu Shi asked: Will you?
Yu Lingshan: Really
Yu Lingshan: No
Xu Shi sent an emoji, but Yu Lingshan didn't reply. She guessed that Yu Lingshan was busy, so she simply didn't bother.
On this day, many new things crashed into Xu Shi's head, and Xu Shi just lay down on his stomach and slowly digested them.
Re-watch the videos about Yu Lingshan in the favorites.
Especially Yu Lingshan's interview with that girl, this video needs to be watched three times, so enjoy it.
I looked through the previous Weibo again, but she deleted a lot before, and there was almost nothing left.
Later, she went to browse Yu Lingshan's Weibo.
I fell asleep after tossing and turning, and before I knew it, the day passed.
Xu Shi had been waiting for Yu Lingshan to find her all day, but at night, Yu Lingshan did not wait, but Weiwei.
The first sentence Weiwei sent was: How are you guys?
Xu Shi knew what Weiwei wanted to ask, but she replied first: We are together
Vivi: Whoa!
Vivi: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!
Vivi: And then, what?Are you happy?
Xu Shi: Laughing to death, there is no time at all
Xu Shi told Weiwei about the news that Yu Lingshan was not available today, and also sent the video of his cherry stem.
Xu Shi: Do you know this?
Weiwei: You are awesome!This will do it!
Xu Shi: Can't you?
Wei Wei came back to Xu Shi several minutes later, she said: not only I can't, but neither can my girlfriend
Weiwei: Cow, cow, cow, you
Weiwei: My girlfriend said you were born to talk
Weiwei: I believe you are a 1 enchantment
Weiwei: Use it!
If this was said a month ago, Xu Shi would not have understood it.
Now that Xu Shi is very powerful, she understands it in seconds.
In the late evening, Xu Shi finally received the news from Yu Lingshan.
But unfortunately, the news came from a screenshot of an airplane flight. Yu Lingshan said: I am on a temporary business trip and will be back in two days
Xu Shi zoomed in and zoomed out the picture, zoomed out and zoomed in again.
Okay, pour the third pot of cold water.
Xu Zhi: ok
Yu Lingshan: Will you miss me baby
Xu Shi: yes, yes, yes
Of course it will.
The next day Xu Shi went to work as usual, and the preliminary round was on Wednesday morning, so she had a lot to prepare for.
The two of them were clearly the same as before, they chatted a few words when they were bored, and put it aside when they had to work. They didn't talk about anything, but they talked about everything.
But there might be something wrong with Xu Shi, as long as she thinks that she is now Yu Lingshan's girlfriend, she can't help but laugh.
Inexplicably, sometimes she can smile during a meeting, but then she is afraid of being found holding back and scaring herself.
On Tuesday afternoon, Yu Lingshan sent over the group photo taken by Xiaoqing that day, and ordered Xu Shi to use this photo as a screen.
There is no need for Yu Lingshan to say that Xu Shi has already completed the operation.
After this homework was checked by Yu Lingshan, Yu Lingshan sent two emoticons in succession.
One is 【My wife is so good】.
The next one is [kneel down to my wife].
Xu Shi raised his eyebrows, and quickly replied: If you can't, you can't.
Xu Shi: What's wrong?
Then she added both memes.
Yu Lingshan: I can’t come back tonight, I can only see you tomorrow
Xu Shi's fingers froze in front of the phone screen.
The fourth pot of cold water was poured.
Xu Shi: It’s okay, work is important
Turning around, Xu Shi sent this photo to Weiwei.
It was obviously just a photo without any description, but there was a trace of stinky fart in the air.
Wei Wei also replied to her: tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
Weiwei: The way Yu Lingshan looked at you, tsk
Xu Shi also opened it, and then asked: What's wrong?
Weiwei: She looks like she loves you very much
Xu Shi: Is it just a look?
Weiwei: Hahahahaha, I know, I know
Weiwei: Does Yu Lingshan know that you are showing off like this behind your back?
Xu Zhi: Huh?Am I showing off?no
Weiwei: Smelly woman in love!
At night, Xu Shi was checking the work he was going to upload tomorrow on the computer when his cell phone rang suddenly.
It was a video call from Yu Lingshan. Xu Shi looked in the mirror and straightened his hair before answering.
Yu Lingshan over there probably just took a shower, with a towel wrapped around his head.
"What are you doing?" Yu Lingshan asked.
Xu Shi turned the camera around and showed Yu Lingshan the computer.
This is not the first time Yu Lingshan saw this picture, she hummed and took the towel away and let down her hair.
Xu Shi laughed all of a sudden.
Yu Lingshan was helpless: "Can you laugh at this?"
Xu Shi bit his tongue: "You look good, my wife."
She felt embarrassed immediately after she finished speaking, and hurriedly left the camera, leaving Yu Lingshan laughing alone.
"Help, Xu Xiaozhi, why are you so funny?"
It didn't take long for Xu Shi to come back, she didn't do anything, just watched Yu Lingshan straightening her hair with her face in her hands.
Fiddled with it, she seemed to see something.
Xu Shi blinked his eyes and regained his energy: "Is the one on the bedside table a sanitary napkin?"
Yu Lingshan listened and looked back: "Yes, what's wrong?"
Xu Shi's smile gradually disappeared: "Are you here as an aunt?"
Yu Lingshan: "Well, I came the day before yesterday."
Xu Shi paused.
The fifth pot of cold water.
pour down...
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