Daxian insists on Lalang as a partner

At the turn of autumn and winter, the leaves are half fallen, and there are clog marks on the hoarfrost.At the end of the withered grass path is a luxurious mansion with three large characters on the plaque: Qiao Jiuyuan.

A few days ago, Qiao Ke, the Ninth Young Master of the Qiao Mansion, was smashed in the head and died.On the day of the burial, after the young monk who performed the ritual had finished reciting the Great Compassion Mantra and the Rebirth Mantra, someone openly said with a smile, "Don't recite it, Monk. If you really escape, reincarnation may be another catastrophe!"

A group of people roared with laughter, and the funeral suddenly became a big joke.

knock knock knock...

A few crisp knocking sounds interrupted everyone's laughter, and everyone fell silent. Following the noise, it turned out that it was from the coffin.The funeral hall was suddenly silent, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.Just as you were looking at me and I was looking at you, the knocking sound turned into a heavy bang bang sound.

Everyone was furious and stepped back one after another.

The bang bang sound became more and more urgent, and the coffin moved up bang bang, as if something was about to jump up.The monk finally had the courage to step forward while reciting the Buddha's name, putting his hand on the coffin board and pushing it forward.With a squeak, a head protruded from the coffin, and it was disheveled.

"Fake corpse!" The scream pierced the sky.

……

A good dead person, how can he live?

There was a lot of excitement in Jingyu City, and Qiao Ke, who caused harm to one party, came back to life. He really answered the sentence: good people don't live long, but harm can live for thousands of years.However, only the people in the Qiao Mansion know that Qiao Ke, who has been brought back to life, not only lost his memory, but also made a second offense from time to time.

Qiao Jiuyuan invited monks to exorcise evil spirits.

The monk clasped his hands together, said Amitabha Buddha, and began to recite the "Pharmacist Liuliguang Tathagata Original Vow Merit Sutra", while reciting and reciting, he glanced at Qiao Ke.Qiao Ke suddenly grinned, and the monk shook his hand, knocking the wooden fish stick on the ground.

Qiao Ke picked up the wooden fish stick and said depressedly: "Am I so scary?"

At first, seeing the servants trembling with trepidation, Qiao Ke thought that he had become a great figure like the emperor or a prince. The sleeves were cut off in the two lives, which has to be said to be a romantic relationship.The old man thought his son was ruining the family tradition, so he sent him to this other courtyard and left him to fend for himself.Qiao Ke is even more lawless, bullying men and women all day long, doing all kinds of evil, and making people in a radius of more than ten miles complain endlessly.

Qiao Ke originally thought that he could see his lover when he opened his eyes, but he never thought that ghosts would come to his door.The servants all said that Qiao Ke didn't have any lovers who loved him to death.The Great Immortal is also unreliable, and it would be inexplicable to pay him a debt of love.

Qiao Ke held the wooden fish hammer in his hand and tapped the olive-shaped wooden fish, which was crisp and loud.

The monk said: "The benefactor respects himself."

"Why don't you respect yourself, did I tease you?"

"..."

"Monk, do the math, where is the lover of my destiny hiding?"

The monk glanced at him: "Jingyu Lake Duanmu's house."

Eh?Is this a monk or a living god?

Duanmu?Double surname?

No matter what name you choose, Su De can do it, tsk tsk, she is definitely the master who will not die if the sea of ​​love is churning.

Qiao Ke immediately called mustard, the servant, and wanted to go directly to Duanmu's house.Mustard, 16 years old, has been Qiao Ke's servant since he was a child.As soon as Qiao Ke died, the servants who used to serve him all left with their wages, and friends and friends scattered like birds and birds, but Mustard never left him.

When he heard that he was going to Duanmu's house, Mustard was surprised: "Isn't Duanmu Yang in our backyard?"

Who is Duanmu Yang?

Mustard: "Master Qiao's lover."

Why is Big Brother's lover in Qiao Ke's backyard?

Seeing the mustard thief's smirk, coupled with the broken virtue of the original owner of the body, Qiao Ke suddenly felt ominous.

Sure enough, a few days ago, Qiao Ke ran into Duanmu Yang on the street, and he was about to become aroused. He immediately tricked Duanmu Yang back and locked him secretly in the Yuebai Building in the backyard.Unexpectedly, on the second day, Qiao Ke was knocked out of the head and died. On the third day, he was buried and resurrected. In the next few days, he exorcised evil spirits and cured diseases.Poor Duanmu Yang has been left in Yuebai Tower for several days, the only one who knows about it is Mustard, who has never had a chance to talk about it.

I knew that my predecessor, Qiao Ke, was a devil in the world who was afraid of everyone, but I didn't expect that he would even dare to touch his elder brother!Cheap enough, courageous enough!

Could it be that Duanmu Yang is Qing Xian?

Qiao Ke asked: "How long have I been entangled with him?"

Mustard was at a loss: "Isn't this, did you just meet?"

——Now is the lustful heart just starting?What about a series of love-hate entanglements and cheating reunions in the middle?After thinking about it, Qiao Ke realized that it was too early to time travel, and the unlucky god was talking about the climax, but he had transmigrated to the first episode of the TV series.

It's a mule or a horse, pull it out for a walk.

Following mustard, Qiao Ke walked into Feige Liudan's Yuebai Building, and a strong fragrance came oncoming from the innermost part. Qiao Ke was surprised to see a man's hands and feet tied with thick iron chains in the middle of the room.

This is Duanmu Yang.

Duanmu Yang, dressed in light-colored clothes, has pale plum-colored lips.

Sure enough, it was a fairy who came down to earth. Although he was not stunning, he was born with a graceful temperament.Qiao Ke pretended to be calm, using silence to cover up his confusion.I thought, how can this go on, do I have to hook up first?The unlucky god said a vague but crucial sentence: "Qing Xian is destined to die, you need to watch by his side."

Seeing that Qiao Ke didn't move, Mustard walked over and said, "Young Master Nine just woke up, and Master Duanmu has been neglected for the past few days."

Duanmu Yang didn't even look at it.

Mustard was impatient, so he pushed Duanmu Yang directly to Qiao Ke's feet.Qiao Ke couldn't stop him, and looked at Duanmu Yang lying on his shoe in shock - this is a fairy lover, how dare you kick him like that!He deserves to be unlucky all his life!Qiao Ke quickly moved his foot, clicked, and with a crisp sound, he stepped on Duanmu Yang's finger!

what--

Two screams echoed in the building.

"Jiu Shao, why do you call him worse than him?" Mustard asked in bewilderment, bringing healing medicine.

"He is miserable for a while; if you offend him, you will be miserable forever!" Qiao Ke took the herbal pot, walked quickly to Duanmu Yang's side courteously, stared at the pale man, and said in an absolutely gentle voice, "I'm sorry, it hurts to step on it." is you?"

Duanmu Yang flicked his finger in disgust, but gasped for air in pain again.

Qiao Ke cheerfully applied the medicine to him: "Where's the mustard, where's the bandage?"

"what?"

"Stretch... Forget it!" There was nothing to wrap his fingers, Qiao Ke looked down and saw that the clothes were soft and soft, he quickly tore off the sleeves and tore them into small pieces, making Duanmu Yang's fingers look like zongzi Wrapped up the same way, "Am I calling you brother-in-law or sister-in-law? Hehe, I was the one who made a mess, how could I take you home casually? Damn, how do you punish me? I'll send you home right away ,Where is your home?"

Duanmu Yang snorted coldly: "Are you so kind?"

The voice was so nice, Qiao Ke hurriedly pressed his left hand to his heart, and raised his right hand to show that sincerity can learn from children and elders: "No! After this life and death, I have realized the truth of life: for my own self-interest. Just take people home, what a beast! Don't worry, I won't touch a single finger or hair of yours in the future!"

After finishing speaking, he ran straight to untie the iron chain, unexpectedly, there were only seven or eight locks on the iron chain, Qiao Ke was anxious: "Mustard, what are you doing so stupidly, the key!"

Mustard was still in shock: "Jiu Shao, are you alright?"

Life should have a big picture, no matter who is locked.Qiao Ke opened the lock three times, five times and two times, and carefully helped Duanmu Yang out of the Yuebai Building. His diligence was more careful than helping an 80-year-old grandmother across the road, and he almost held Duanmu Yang in the palm of his hand.

Duanmuyang still tried to be brave, and wanted to push Qiao Ke away as soon as he left Yuebailou.Unexpectedly, his body was too weak, and this push, instead, he rebounded and staggered back to the door.Qiao Ke instinctively pulled him into his arms, and couldn't help saying: "Oh, my ancestor, you must be careful, the injury is on your body, the pain is on my heart, my liver and my lungs!"

laugh--

The other two laughed.

Qiao Ke sent him home attentively, but Duanmuyang remained silent until he got off the car, and said: "If anyone asks, just say that you just met me today, and you are not allowed to tell others about this time, especially you Brother."

Who is foolish to announce it to the outside world? Isn't it just a trick? Qiao Ke's head was in a mess: "Let's not talk about it!"

Watching Duanmu Yang walk into Duanmu Mansion, Qiao Ke let out a long breath and walked relaxedly by the Jingyu Lake, thinking, this is not bad at first, it turns out that the gods and Qing Xian are a play of tyranny. .I fell into a lake in my previous life, and this is Jingyu Lake.

They are all lakes, by fate.

Qiao Ke was enjoying himself when suddenly his left foot slipped and slipped into the lake involuntarily.Qiao Ke hurriedly wanted to straighten his body, but it was as if he was in a wicked way. A huge gravitational force sucked his body into the lake.

With a plop, Qiao Ke fell into the lake.

Qiao Ke hurriedly yelled for help, but unfortunately Mustard, the servant in front of him, seemed to have not heard it, and continued to move forward happily.Lake water poured in from the eyes, nose, and mouth, causing severe pain in the five sense organs. Qiao Ke coughed and paddled desperately, but unfortunately his body became heavier and heavier, lack of oxygen, severe pain, unable to breathe, and more and more water flooded his vision and thoughts... …

Wow!Float up!

There was light emitting from Qiao Ke's body, and the source of the light was the turtle-shaped jade gifted by the God of Broken Love.

"Hey, what's going on, I'm going to ascend again?" Qiao Ke shouted.

"No, I've summoned you." Guiyu uttered the voice of the God of Broken Love, in a leisurely manner.

"Damn, you use this method to summon? Do you know how painful it is to drown? It's [-] times better to pass through the toilet than this method!" Qiao Ke scolded, wiping his face, shaking the lake water with his hand, and carrying Fishy smell, "If you can't think of any other tricks, you can imagine it!"

"You are Drowned Soul, the only way you can be recruited."

"...Why did you recruit me!"

After calling back the soul, I went to half-life. Is it possible to have a happy conversation with the soul in the future? Qiao Ke is not angry.

Guiyu said: "You lost!"

Qiao Ke exploded: "What lost?"

In the end, the "lovely" farewell clearly means that there are infinite possibilities for development in the future. He was captured by himself, treated gently, and let go after being cared for. Once Duanmu Yang suffered from Stockholm syndrome, he hooked up with him. Yes, it was clearly a perfect scene, how could it be defeated!

"If you fall in love with Duanmu Yang, you will miss Qing Xian."

"Isn't he Qing Xian? Tell me earlier, what am I doing so hard for? Who told you to play tricks and not tell who Qing Xian is!" Qiao Ke was furious.

"..."

"Give me a telepathy or an engine search, and I'll find it for you in minutes!" Qiao Ke was furious, and suddenly wondered if failure meant the game was over. No, he couldn't see Hades so soon. "Daxian, I'm an ordinary person, let's play another game."

"..."

"You have to give me some more hints, what's his name, where does he live, or else I will know what the blind man touched the elephant."

"He has a fairy spirit, and once you kiss Fangze, you can feel the difference from ordinary people."

"..."

Well, when I see a stranger, give me a sip, well, I’ve become a kissing maniac, I’m afraid that if Qing Xian didn’t find him, I’d be beaten into a pig’s head first, and I’d be disgusted enough if I didn’t get beaten into a pig’s head .Just as Qiao Ke's thought flashed, the light of the turtle jade dimmed suddenly, and the meaning of "rotten wood can't be carved, that's all, that's all" was faintly scattered in the air, and Qiao Ke quickly shouted: "Hey! Don't go! Let's play again ! Come back! My kiss! Is it okay for me to kiss you!"

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