fire of nowhere
Chapter 5
, as he thought about it, even if it wasn't an evil ghost, it was still a very powerful ghost, otherwise how could he kill the person in clothes without making a fuss.Never expected that it was just an ordinary resentful soul with a murderous look.
The beggar ghost haunting Wang Zhuang's cousin died, and his wish was not fulfilled, so he became a resentful soul, but he was a kind person before his death, so as long as he gets rid of his resentment, he will be able to re-enter the cycle soon after entering the underworld.And the resentful spirit in front of him should have killed people before he was alive, but he hadn't been upgraded to the rank of a villain, so he didn't become an evil ghost after death.
The resentful soul bared its teeth and claws, trying to break the suppression of the spell formation on him, but Wuhua District itself is not a place where ghosts of his level can come in casually. The terrain squeezes him very strongly, leaving him with little strength. The rapid loss, coupled with the catalysis of the spell, the resentful soul quickly fell to the ground, and the clothes fell aside.
Duan Rongfeng went over to pick up the clothes, double-checked that there was no problem, but there was an embroidery that looked like a clothing label on the lower part of the collar. If you look carefully, you will find that there are some crooked words that are difficult to read. Duan Rongfeng doesn't I know, I can only guess that this is a spell to help ghosts kill people, and the clothes will disappear after the person dies, so this spell should also be at work.
"Who are you, and why are you hiding in this dress? Who is instigating you to kill? Say it!" Duan Rongfeng threw the clothes in front of Wraith Soul, and yelled fiercely.Huo Mingliang subconsciously straightened his back, he had never seen Lao Duan lose his temper like this before.
"Who am I? Hahahaha, yes, who am I? Why am I in this dress?" Resentful Soul laughed hysterically. Duan Rongfeng kicked him against the wall with a cold look. A muffled snort followed by a palpitating cough.
"I advise you to be sensible, say what you know, and don't expect to get away with me." Duan Rongfeng squinted his peach blossom eyes, radiant, and his slightly raised right palm was surrounded by a faint golden light. Mosquito is learning to be more patient with ghosts, but the current matter involves too many human lives, and even himself is involved, he really doesn't have the heart to listen to this stubborn ghost tell a tearful story.
In particular, he doesn't know how to read ghosts' minds like the little mosquito. Who knows whether those stories are true or just made up by ghosts.
Resentment felt the blazing temperature of the opponent's palm, and the soul shook uncontrollably. Duan Rongfeng took half a step forward, raising his palm a little higher, Resentment gritted his teeth, but when the palm was about to strike Opened his mouth: "I said, I said!"
According to Wraith Soul's confession, he was a murderer who was too defensive. He wanted to surrender, but something happened in the way and he died.After death, he left his body and wandered aimlessly. One night, he was really bored, so he drifted into an Internet cafe and found a machine far away from the crowd to fiddle with.Originally, he had no access to the real thing, but for some reason, he turned on the computer.
"When the computer was turned on, I entered a store, and the seller sent a message asking me if I would like to buy their service." Resentful Soul was afraid that Duan Rongfeng would not believe him, so he swore, "What I said is true! I think it's very interesting." , It was incredible, so I couldn’t help but click in and have a look, and found that it was a clothing store.”
"What's the name of that shop?" Duan Rongfeng raised his eyebrows.
"Wishes come true."
☆, 74|6.10
After the resentful soul enters "Resentment Comes True", the interface he sees is slightly different from what Duan Rongfeng has seen. The same background, the same clothing display, the only difference is the announcement in the middle, which clearly states that the purchase of currency is not money.
"I was very curious, so I contacted the seller. The seller said that I can choose the clothes I like, and then they will match me with the most suitable body through the clothes. I can be reborn as a human being just attached to the clothes. I can use this body to live Going on, I can let that person die for me once, as long as that person dies in the same way as me, I can escape from reincarnation, and I don't have to worry about wandering in the sun for a long time and disappearing." Resentful Soul said, with strong eyes Just like people want to live forever or even live forever, ghosts also want to stay away from endless reincarnation. As long as they get rid of the six realms, ghosts and gods are actually not much different.
"What are you going to pay for?" Duan Rongfeng looked at him like an idiot. There is such a cheap thing in the world? The more attractive the result, the bigger the conspiracy brewing in it. As a stepping stone for others to marry, who cares about their life and death.
"It seems to be driven by him after being transcended. I asked, but the seller didn't make it very clear. I think I have got rid of reincarnation anyway, so I have nothing to worry about, so I placed an order to buy a wool coat." Wraith said. Looking at the dress, after he clicked to buy, his soul was instantly sucked into the dress. A few days later, someone told him that he had found a match, and asked him to remember to praise it after receiving the goods. It is best to show the buyer show.
Duan Rongfeng and Huo Mingliang were surprised at the same time. Could it be that the buyer shows in the store were not aimed at human buyers? Thinking about those photos with weird styles, they really didn't look like what a living person would do. It turned out that those were ghosts after murder. Good reviews from the store.The ghosts are the real buyers of "Grand Wishes Come True", and the humans who bought the clothes are just part of the products sold on the website!
In other words, all 43 people who received the clothes died.
Huo Mingliang clenched his fists tightly, and Duan Rongfeng was also very angry. The two of them shared the same hatred, and the resentful souls trembled with fright.
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Jiang Wenyao opened his eyes, and closed them quickly after being stabbed by the sun. He raised his hands to cover his face, only to realize that his whole body was in pain.Jiang Wenyao squinted his eyes and looked left and right. It turned out that he was still lying on the ground.
After exercising, the muscles and bones were not broken or damaged. Jiang Wenyao sat up from the ground with a grunt. After sleeping for a long time, he felt dizzy and rubbed his face. It felt like his thick skin was almost melted by the sun.
Pulling out the phone to check the time, Jiang Wenyao saw the text message from Duan Rongfeng, saying that there is no need to cook for the rice bucket, Jiang Wenyao let out a sigh of relief, slumped lazily on the bed, and rolled around twice.The memory of last night was very vague, he only remembered that Duan Rongfeng went back to his own room with the computer in his arms, then he seemed to remember something, but he didn't seem to remember anything, and then he still had a headache except for a headache.
After hugging the pillow for a while, Jiang Wenyao jumped up and ran out of the bedroom, only to find that the computer had been put back in place.Turning on the computer, searching through all the web browsing records within half a month, there is no information about that store. Jiang Wenyao touched his chin in doubt. He knew that Duan Fantong must have placed an order, but the clothes have not yet been delivered to the door, which means that the transaction has not been completed. It's really finished, why can't I find a store?
I can’t find the store, how did the buyer’s show get uploaded?
Leaning decadently on the sofa, Jiang Wenyao lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, the smoke was lingering, his beautiful eyebrows became more and more wrinkled, he always felt that not stopping Duan Rongfeng last night was the biggest wrong decision he made .
Cigarette ash was falling everywhere, Jiang Wenyao didn't bother to clean it, so he took out another cigarette and continued smoking. Soon, the pack of cigarettes that had just been opened was gone.
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Duan Rongfeng, who was tired for a long time, pushed open the door of the house, and was choked by the oncoming smoke so that tears flowed out. Is this...on fire? Duan Rongfeng rushed in flusteredly calling Jiang Wenyao's name, and was far away. Seeing a person lying on the sofa, Duan Rongfeng rushed over in a few steps, picked up the person and walked out, stopped halfway, mechanically lowered his head, and then... met Jiang Wenyao's straight eyes up.
Duan Rongfeng blinked, Jiang Wenyao blinked too, Duan Rongfeng twitched the corners of his mouth, Jiang Wenyao twitched the corners of his mouth, making sure that he was not hugging a mirror, Duan Rongfeng put the little mosquito down in a little embarrassment, rubbed his trousers with both hands, and forgot how to speak.
Jiang Wenyao looked at the other party quietly all the time, neither talking nor smiling, when Duan Rongfeng lowered his head suspiciously shyly, he suddenly opened his arms and hugged the other party tightly.Smelling the familiar breath, Jiang Wenyao's empty heart settled down, and the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, revealing his big white teeth.
Duan Rongfeng froze for a moment, he didn't react until the temperature in his arms burned him, and he happily stretched out his arms to hug him back.
"Haven't you eaten yet? I'll make it for you." After hugging for 5 minutes, Jiang Wenyao let go of his hand and returned to his usual dull face. Duan Rongfeng grabbed him and pointed nervously in the air: "Little mosquito, you Tell me first, what's going on in the house?"
Could it be that Little Mosquito burned somewhere, so he hugged him with a guilty conscience? Tsk tsk, he has a lot of properties under his name, and he can get a lot of hugs if he burns them one by one. After his house is burned, he will burn his brothers, sisters, and uncles. You can burn down your great-grandfather's nest...
Grandpa Duan, who was about to take a nap after eating and drinking, sneezed hard a few times. Looking at the bedroom where he had lived for hundreds of years, he felt hairy-would it be possible that the house would burn to a skeleton as soon as he fell asleep? !
"I'm addicted to cigarettes, I smoked a few cigarettes." Jiang Wenyao brushed his hair indifferently, and Duan Rongfeng's jaw almost dropped: "Have you smoked all the cigarettes in the entire tobacco factory!" Even if the living room didn't open the window It's not like smoking to become such a battle, right?
"I felt quite boring after smoking, so I burned some paper money." Jiang Wenyao put his hands in his pockets instead, and turned his head to avoid looking at Duan Rongfeng's round eyes.Duan Rongfeng put his chin back with his hands, and secretly decided that he would never put paper money at home again. He didn't feel sorry for that trash, he was afraid that the little mosquito would be poisoned by carbon monoxide!
Opening the door, opening the window, and turning on the fan, it took a long time to disperse the smoke in the room. Duan Rongfeng was so tired that he lay on the sofa with his tongue out, while Jiang Wenyao pulled his slippers and went to the kitchen to cook noodles.
"Why did you go in the morning?" Seeing that Duan Xiaotong ate two bowls of noodles, Jiang Wenyao picked his own bowl and couldn't finish a bite. Duan Rongfeng saw that he didn't have much appetite, so he was polite, and took his bowl in front of him. Two mouthfuls go down to half a bowl.
"Old Huo said that he found the buyers of the three unfinished transactions." Duan Rongfeng took a few sips of soup from the noodle bowl and let out a sigh of relief, "I've already dealt with two, and I won't be there until tonight. Tonight It’s hard to say how long it’s going to last.”
As soon as he disposed of the package from the local buyer, Huo Mingliang received a call. A package from another place was delivered, and they asked people to send that package to Wuhua Community. The situation of this package was similar to that of the previous one. It is also hiding a resentful soul, and I don't know much about the store's information.
"Tell me, what do these idiots think?" Duan Rongfeng waved his chopsticks, wishing he could put the group of ghosts who were used as guns in the noodle bowl to rinse, "Even if they didn't know what they wanted them to do, they dared to Sign the deed of sale, sooner or later you have to die again."
Jiang Wenyao stuffed a piece of sausage into his mouth and chewed slowly. His mood was much better than before. From this point of view, the ghosts attached to his clothes are the lowest level, and they can only be cannon fodder for the upper class. Waiting for Duan Rongfeng's package to arrive in the mail, there won't be any danger.
"Ahem," seeing that Jiang Wenyao was still still talking, Duan Rongfeng put down his chopsticks embarrassingly, rubbing his hands back and forth on his thighs unconsciously, "Well, I have something to tell you, well, I, I didn't sleep last night Don’t worry, I just, I’m just owed for a while, and I bought a piece of clothing at that ‘grudges come true’.”
Jiang Wenyao glanced at him quietly, but said nothing.
Duan Rongfeng's head was covered with cold sweat, and his palms were about to leak his pants: "Little mosquito, I know I didn't think about it, but now I'm sure that those clothes can't threaten me at all. Instead, we can catch more ghosts and ask more questions. Lots of news!" If he had known that those ghost dishes were like that, he wouldn't have to run around like a thief carrying a little mosquito on his back to buy clothes on the website, and if he wanted to blame it, it would be old Huo who didn't find out the buyer's address sooner!
Jiang Wenyao still didn't speak, put down his chopsticks, hugged his shoulders and continued to stare at Duan Rongfeng.
Duan Rongfeng was about to cry. He had to choose between kneeling to confess and crushing a big stone on his chest. Finally, he held up the noodle bowl and swore with three fingers: "Little mosquito, I promise you that if I do it again without your permission Dangerous things, I will be punished and never have enough to eat in the future!"
This cliff is the most poisonous oath of this century!
Jiang Wenyao was very satisfied, the corners of his mouth twitched, Duan Rongfeng stared carefully, and found that the other person's expression was showing a tendency to smile, so he immediately rushed forward wagging his tail, hugged the little mosquito and ate the tofu fiercely.It was rare that Jiang Wenyao didn't push him out, but just gave a wolf paw a slap when it tried to reach into his clothes, so as to dissuade the other party from trying to push forward.
It will take several hours for the last package to be delivered. Jiang Wenyao saw that it was still early, so he took Duan Rongfeng out. The two of them walked along the sidewalk to the outskirts of the city without driving.After passing the crematorium, Duan Rongfeng couldn't help tugging on the sleeve of the little mosquito, but Jiang Wenyao didn't respond, so he had to follow behind with full of question marks.
Walking to the bungalow area where no tall buildings can be seen anymore, Jiang Wenyao identified the direction, and found a paper tie shop for exchanging Ming coins by familiar ways. , shirtless, dozing off against the door panel.
Jiang Wenyao: "..." Today, aren't you afraid of catching a cold? Also, whoever sells funeral goods will wear red pants!
Ever since he saw this small paper-making shop, Duan Rongfeng's expression became very strange. When he saw the appearance of the old man in red pants, he turned and ran away.Jiang Wenyao didn't know why, so he grabbed him, and while the two were struggling, the old man let out a sigh and opened his eyes, looking at Jiang Wenyao in a daze, when he saw Duan Rongfeng, the old man immediately jumped up, Laughing loudly with a volume that can break the eardrums, he slapped Duan Rongfeng's back with his hand like a cattail leaf fan. The slapping movement made people wonder whether Mr. Duan's backbone is still healthy.
Jiang Wenyao looked at the happy old man, and then at Duan Rongfeng who had turned into a bitter gourd, hey, do they know each other?
"Oh, little lunatic, it's been a long time!" The old man happily tugged at his white beards, smiling as if he had won the lottery jackpot, "Did someone die in your family? Who died? Let me guess, it must be Duan Ergui's old man, right? Hahaha, I finally killed him, congratulations! Come on, come on, I'll give you two pairs of boys and girls, you take them back and burn them for him , I remember that I confused two pairs of eunuch-like ones last time, and I will find them for you later."
A few question marks floated on the top of Jiang Wenyao's head. Judging by his posture, does the old man have a grudge against Grandpa Duan?
Duan Rongfeng worked hard for a long time, but only managed to squeeze out a smiling face that was uglier than crying, and nodded at the old man: "Don't worry about it, my great-grandfather is in good health, and he doesn't touch his chopsticks every meal without a jin of meat." After bidding farewell to the carrots, The old man intensified, crossed out all vegetables from the diet, and focused on eating meat.
"What? He's not dead!" The old man blew his beard and stared, Duan Rongfeng shrank behind Jiang Wenyao and nodded.
"Damn, why are you here if he's not dead? Do you want me to crush you to death!" The old man changed his face in an instant, looking fierce and ready to be handed over to Huo Mingliang with a kitchen knife. Hide behind others, come out for me, I must burn those two pairs of eunuchs today, if Duan Ergui is not dead, I will burn them to you!"
Duan Rongfeng desperately grabbed Jiang Wenyao's shoulders for protection. Although Jiang Wenyao didn't understand what was going on, he was protecting his shortcomings... Seeing the old man rushing forward with his teeth and claws, Jiang Wenyao calmly squatted down, grabbed the red pants with both hands and lowered them down With a pull, the oversized red trousers were pulled off, catching the old man's legs. The old man couldn't stand upright, and fell face down on the ground, leaving the two standing naked old buttocks.
Jiang Wenyao: "..." Why don't you wear underpants?
Duan Rongfeng stretched out his thumb tremblingly -- still a little mosquito cow!
"Oh, you, you two stinky hooligans, I, I want to call the police!" The old man stood up, blushing and pulling up his pants, while Duan Rongfeng and Jiang Wenyao turned sideways—as if anyone wanted to.
"Little lunatic, tell me clearly, who is this brat?" He hurriedly fastened his pants, the old man was afraid to come closer, staring at his old bully eyes, wishing he could skin Jiang Wenyao Bake and eat.
"I am your God." Duan Rongfeng and the old man were choked when Jiang Wenyao said this.Duan Rongfeng buried his face behind the little mosquito, shaking his shoulders and grinning sullenly, the old man's eyes widened twice as if he wanted to find a halo on Jiang Wenyao's head.
Jiang Wenyao calmly took out his wallet, took out the money that the rough man had scattered in the hospital, and dangled it in front of the old man's eyes: "The old rules, one piece is two hundred, and you should move quickly, and wait until you get home and smash it for your son." Cooking."
The old man looked at Duan Rongfeng uncertainly, meaning to ask: When did you abandon your own father and give this boy younger than you a blow?
Duan Rongfeng's muffled smile turned into a cough, and he couldn't catch his breath.
How old and blind are you to see me as a fucker!!!
Seeing Duan Rongfeng, the old man's eyes changed from anger to sympathy. He went into the store and took out the cloth bag containing the money. He counted [-] and handed it over. Just as Jiang Wenyao was about to pick it up, the old man took the money back and pulled out a trouser pocket. inside.Seeing Jiang Wenyao frowning, the old man explained awkwardly: "You can't show your butt for nothing."
Jiang Wenyao: "..."
Duan Rongfeng: "..."
We haven't asked you for mental damage fees yet, okay?
But thinking about how badly the old man fell just now, Jiang Wenyao didn't insist on returning the one hundred, so let's go to the hospital to buy some medicine for the old man!
Jiang Wenyao took the money and wanted to leave, but Duan Rongfeng stopped him, turned his head and said to the old man, "You, your two pairs of eunuchs can't be sold anyway, so give them to me!"
The old man exploded immediately, and swiped his slippers on Duan Rongfeng's buttocks: "Damn, my pair of boys and girls only sells for two hundred, you want me to give you two pairs? Why don't I ask you two for 100 yuan? As for calculating me like this!"
Duan Rongfeng was beaten up and screamed, this time Jiang Wenyao didn't care about him, if he took advantage or something, he should be beaten!
The soles of his shoes were slapped, Duan Rongfeng leaned against the wall and played with himself, the old man blew his beard and went back to the store to find a few dusty paper figures the size of a palm and threw them on him, and hugged his trousers tightly. I bought sugar-fried chestnuts at Jiekou.
☆, 75|6.11
On the way back, Duan Rongfeng smiled idiotically while hugging the four little paper figurines. Jiang Wenyao couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Who is that old man?"
"He," Duan Rongfeng carefully wiped off the dust on the paper figurine, then glanced back at the bungalow area that he had not seen for a long time, and replied in a low voice, "His surname is Wu, and he was my great-grandfather's chess friend when he was young. , you know my great-grandfather, he is very competitive, if he can't play well, he will ruin the game, if he loses too much, the two of them will tear up, and the result is what you see, the two have been dead for decades , no one wants the other to die quickly, but they all live tougher than young people."
Jiang Wenyao: "...so he is about the same age as your great-grandfather?"
Duan Rongfeng nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, I heard that in terms of seniority, Mr. Wu is my great-grandfather's brother, probably ten or eight years older than my great-grandfather."
Jiang Wenyao was speechless looking at the sky, so he just accidentally threw a 100-year-old man to the ground?
Duan Rongfeng saw what he was thinking, put one hand on his shoulder and comforted him cheaply: "Don't worry, his body is no worse than my great-grandfather, let alone falling on the ground, he just kicked him from the sixth floor. It will not be life-threatening.”
Jiang Wenyao's eyes widened - have you ever done it?
Duan Rongfeng touched his nose: "I think my great-grandfather did it."
Jiang Wenyao: "..." He was completely unable to understand the grievances and hatreds among these aristocratic families.
"Speaking of which, little mosquito, how did you know that Mr. Wu can exchange Ming coins?" Duan Rongfeng saw that there was no one around, and immediately posted the paper figurine to ask.When did Little Mosquito go online with Mr. Wu?You must know that he is the real hermit in the city, and even people from the exorcist family have to make an appointment in advance if they want to find him.
"I used to help ghosts spread the word, the business card he gave me." Jiang Wenyao remembered that he hadn't told Duan Rongfeng about it before, so he told how to spread the word for the young ghost and how to collect payment from the young ghost.Duan Rongfeng stayed where he was in surprise, and it took him a long time to say: "It turns out that the old man has changed his business to the ghost world!"
It is very common for the living to burn paper for the dead, but it is rare to exchange the money of the dead for the money of the living. No wonder Mr. Wu hasn't gone to Duan's house to find the old man to tear him down in recent years. It turns out that they are doing big business.
If Grandpa Duan finds out, he will surely vomit blood!Duan Rongfeng imagined the picture of his great-grandfather carrying a big bag and insisting on competing with old man Wu for business, and thought it would be better not to tell the story.
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After passing the vegetable market, Jiang Wenyao planned to buy more delicious food. Since Adiu no longer needs to be an invisible monitor, he can justifiably go and deliver dinner to his son. In addition, Duan Duan is busy at night, so it is always necessary to prepare more ingredients. That's right.But Duan Rongfeng was worried that his precious paper doll would be damaged by crowding around in the market, so he had to drag Jiang Wenyao home.Jiang Wenyao glared at him: "You can't go home by yourself, shall I go shopping?"
"No, I want to buy vegetables with you, holding hands." Duan Rongfeng winked, and opened his palms to hold Jiang Wenyao's index finger.
The veins on Jiang Wenyao's forehead twitched, and he really wanted to press the convulsive Duan rice bucket on the ground and beat him up!
People from outside the market came and went, Jiang Wenyao didn't want to be ashamed in front of the public, so he dragged Duan Rongfeng, who continued to convulse, home to deliver the paper man.Jiang Wenyao was a little curious to see Duan Duan put the paper figurines in the cabinet like treasures. He had seen a lot of paper figurines at the entrance of the crematorium.But Mr. Wu's paper figurines are only so small, but they cost 200 yuan a pair, isn't it a bit expensive?
"Don't underestimate these paper figurines!" After putting away the paper figurines and locking the locker which is usually open, Duan Rongfeng wiped the sweat from his forehead with a smile, poured two glasses of juice, and gave them to the little ones. A cup of mosquitoes, "The paper figurines in other stores are just for the dead. They are useless except for polluting the atmosphere and wasting paper. But the paper figurines at Mr. Wu's can really turn into ghosts and serve as servants for others."
Jiang Wenyao blinked, 200 yuan to buy two servants, what a deal!
"I'm going to burn the paper figurines with our names written on them. From now on, we will be masters served by slaves. Am I very witty, haha!" Duan Rongfeng pinched his waist and smiled triumphantly. Line, they are not dead, why burn paper figurines to themselves!
But the paper piercing man can serve as a servant to the living, so he won't have to worry about how to clean the six-room mansion in the future.
"They don't need to eat, do they?"
"Need not!"
"You don't need to sleep either?"
"no, I'm fine!"
"Do you need to burn some joss sticks and papers on a regular basis?"
"You don't need anything, just keep using it if you need it, and tear up the ticket if you don't need it, it's convenient and easy!"
"..." Even if he is not a real ghost, there is no need to be so violent!
Having made a lot of money, and having another big porter, Jiang Wenyao feels that the posture of walking in the market is different today. Look at the cabbage, it’s fresh, buy it!The ribs are good, buy it!Live shrimp and live crabs are so big, buy them!The big rooster that was just slaughtered, Jiang Wenyao thought of Qiu Wu's gaudy pet, which was very similar to the one on the ground who stretched his legs and stared. He must love it very much, buy it!The two walked all the way to buy, and when they got out of the market, they found that their hands were full of bags, and they couldn't count how many things.
Duan Rongfeng took all the heavy bags, and handed a large bag of green vegetables and mushrooms to Jiang Wenyao.Duan Rongfeng wanted to spare a hand to hold him, but there were so many things that he couldn't hold them with one hand, so he could only look at Jiang Wenyao's hand with sad eyes, and scolded the innocent Adiu who was lying on the gun in his heart. Bloody head.
From the vegetable market to the Yiyuan community, we had to pass through the entrance of a narrow alley. Jiang Wenyao stopped when he reached the entrance of the alley, and turned his head to look inside.At this time, the sky was getting dark, and the narrow alley was dark again. Duan Rongfeng noticed the strangeness of the little mosquito, and hurried a few steps over to look around. At a certain moment, they both saw the air in the alley distorted at the same time. Next, take a closer look, two people wrapped in black came out of the darkness!
"..." Jiang Wenyao looked back at Duan Xiaotong, did they bump into a ghost while walking?
Duan Rongfeng was also puzzled, in the past ghost messengers would take a detour when they saw him, what happened today, he didn't take the initiative to look for them, but they took the initiative to come to the door?
"Hey, I bought so many dishes! Don't you mind having two more pairs of chopsticks?" The black figure in front walked out of the alley and showed a very bright smile to the two of them. Duan Rongfeng and Jiang Wenyao saw who he was and struggled Reach out and rub your eyes—have they been hallucinating from sitting in the market for too long?
"Hey hey hey, let me tell you what kind of expression you two have, do you welcome a word!" Qi Xiangdong frowned pretending to be angry, but the corners of his mouth still raised showed that he was actually very happy to see his old friend again.
"Two pairs of chopsticks, you said? Where is the other one?" Qi Xiangdong was already quite tall, but he looked even stronger after wearing the black suit exclusive to ghosts. Jiang Wenyao stretched his neck and looked for a long time but didn't see another Where is a person.Qi Xiangdong bared his teeth happily, stepped aside, and revealed a tidy smiling face.
Duan Rongfeng and Jiang Wenyao were dumbfounded again, especially Duan Rongfeng, who tremblingly raised his twenty kilograms hand and pointed at each other's nose: "You you you you you..." You didn't speak for a long time.
He almost hit a ghost?Hey, those ghost servants who avoided him were also beaten by him before they took office, right?
"I didn't expect to see you again." Compared to Duan Rongfeng's horror, Jiang Wenyao was much more generous. He poured the bag into one hand, stretched out his right hand, and the other side also extended their hand. The two shook hands in a friendly manner.
"Thank you very much!" The ghost guard smiled shyly, not at all serious and cold like other ghost guards, "Now I can wear such nice clothes, live in a private courtyard, and still get a salary every month. Everything was given to me by you."
The ghost messenger adjusted the hem of the clothes, he was very satisfied with the clothes.During his lifetime, he only wore a tracksuit without holes, but it was precisely because of this tracksuit that indirectly killed him.
He used to be the most inconspicuous beggar on the street, a resentful soul who almost frightened people to death when he wanted to pay back the money to Liu Heng, and now he is a majestic ghost messenger in the underworld. , he is no longer that lonely ghost with only a child's IQ.
"Since we are all acquaintances, let's go to eat at home." Jiang Wenyao said, and Duan Rongfeng naturally did not dare to object. He still had a good impression of that beggar named Peng Huai, but Qi Xiangdong was not so polite. Throwing all the bags to the other party, he went over to take the things in Jiang Wenyao's hand, and this time he got the little mosquito's hand as he wished.
Qi Xiangdong was carrying big bags and small bags like playing, and followed the two with a smile. Peng Huai was a little confused about the situation. He simply thought that the appearance of the two people in front was a good match, but the personality of the cheap man was completely incomparable.
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"I'm not surprised that you can be a ghost messenger, but why did he also become a ghost messenger?" While Jiang Wenyao was cooking, Duan Rongfeng sat on the sofa and stared at Peng Huai curiously with his chin propped up.The most important point in choosing ghost agents in the underworld is to be able to deter other ghosts, so the predecessors of most ghost agents are extremely evil ghosts.At the beginning Qi Xiangdong got the approval of the King of Hades to stay in the world, Duan Rongfeng guessed that he was favored by the underworld. Although Qi Xiangdong without the eye of the sky is nothing special, but he has been tortured for ten lives and has not taken a bad path. This kind of perseverance is not something everyone has. Or he absorbed part of Wang Tiantian's soul in a daze, and since he is no longer an ordinary wandering soul, no one knows what will happen if he re-enters the cycle of reincarnation.
But this Peng Huai entered the underworld only after exhausting his grievances. What exactly does the old man Yan Wang like in him?
"You don't know that!" Qi Xiangdong crossed his legs, dangling the imported red wine in the wine glass. Red wine is a rare thing in the underworld, and even Hades rarely drinks it, let alone him.The businessman instinctively told Qi Xiangdong that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make money. If he can bring the red wine from Yangjian into the underworld, he will be able to make a lot of money in minutes!But he is a ghost, so he can't get too involved in the affairs of the world, so he has to find a partner.Qi Xiangdong glanced at Duan Rongfeng, um, this guy has a bad temper, and he... seems to be a little bad, but he has a rich family background, so he is a good partner.
"Peng Huai is a good person who has practiced the Eight Classics and Ten Generations of Zheng'er, and he is much more popular than me!" Putting aside the cooperation in advance, Qi Xiangdong introduced Peng Huai seriously, which surprised Duan Rongfeng.Legend has it that Tang Seng was a good man who practiced in the tenth generation, but he was originally a golden cicada who descended to earth, and sooner or later he would return to Buddhism.Before Peng Huai's tenth life, he was just the most ordinary mortal. In every life, he was kind-hearted and tried his best to help those in need. Even if he became a fool in this life, he never did anything to offend his conscience.
The reincarnation of ten lives is considered a hurdle, and the heavenly eyes planted on Qi Xiangdong's body by evil cultivators need to be practiced in ten lives. Similarly, if ordinary people have been doing good deeds and accumulating virtues in ten lives, they will also accumulate a certain amount of Taoism, and the more blessings they will have.Such a person can be reincarnated into a wealthy family, and if he gives up reincarnation, he will definitely be absorbed by the underworld.However, Yan Wang used a little trick on Peng Huai's problem. He first fooled the foolish version of Peng Huai into agreeing to stay in the local office as an errand, and then enlightened him.
"..." Duan Rongfeng looked at Peng Huai sympathetically, and Peng Huai smiled indifferently. To him, there is no difference between being reincarnated as a human being or staying in the underworld as an errand, because he can do many things as a human being or a ghost, helping those in need or ghosts.
"The two of you are considered to be a formal partner." Duan Rongfeng looked at Qi Xiangdong, then at Peng Huai, the more he looked at it, the more he was out of harmony. Qi Xiangdong looked like he was easy to bully, but in fact he was very scheming, and even evil cultivators could fool him. Master, why don't you eat Peng Huai, the pure and kind little sheep, to death!
"Well," it was Peng Huai who answered him, and now Peng Huai's appearance remains in his 30s, and he looks gentle and comfortable, "We are still doing internships and rotations, and recently we are learning to restrain our souls. But according to Yama, our main work in the future will focus on the following."
Duan Rongfeng nodded. Neither Qi Xiangdong nor Peng Huai were evil spirits, nor had they practiced systematically. It would be really embarrassing for them to catch the souls wandering in the world.There is still a lot of fine-tuning work to be done in the underworld. It might be a good thing for the two of them to settle down and get rid of the suffering of reincarnation.
"Actually, we didn't come to you this time just to have a meal." After talking nonsense, Qi Xiangdong changed the subject and his expression became serious.Peng Huai also sat upright, looking serious.
Duan Rongfeng smirked and whistled, and gave the two of them a "really so" expression, and he knew that the two of them didn't come to catch up on the old days.I wasn't very familiar with it at first, so I just ate food when I came up, and those who didn't know thought his food was very good!
"Peng Huai said just now that we are in charge of soul arrest recently, and we are in charge of this area." Qi Xiangdong swiped his hand, and Duan Rongfeng's face was covered with black lines - don't make gestures, as if you two are in charge of my family!
"There was a dead soul who died at midnight on October [-]st. We came to pick him up on time, only to find that he was already dead." This kind of thing is not uncommon. Many people who have not yet reached their end of life die every day, so we found them The target to pick up was dead, so Qi Xiangdong was ready to go back.But Peng Huai said that there was no catastrophe in that person's life, he shouldn't have died suddenly, even if he died early, now that his lifespan is exhausted, his soul should go to the underworld.
"You should know that ghost messengers have a way of summoning ghosts. We recruited that person's soul, but found nothing." At this point, Qi Xiangdong realized the seriousness of the problem. You have to linger in the world even if you have time, but there is no reason why ghosts can't recruit souls.They tried several times but failed, and even asked nearby wandering spirits, but there was no clue of the dead spirit.
"Look, it's this person." Qi Xiangdong drew a square out of thin air with both hands, and the air was distorted and turned into a mirror
The beggar ghost haunting Wang Zhuang's cousin died, and his wish was not fulfilled, so he became a resentful soul, but he was a kind person before his death, so as long as he gets rid of his resentment, he will be able to re-enter the cycle soon after entering the underworld.And the resentful spirit in front of him should have killed people before he was alive, but he hadn't been upgraded to the rank of a villain, so he didn't become an evil ghost after death.
The resentful soul bared its teeth and claws, trying to break the suppression of the spell formation on him, but Wuhua District itself is not a place where ghosts of his level can come in casually. The terrain squeezes him very strongly, leaving him with little strength. The rapid loss, coupled with the catalysis of the spell, the resentful soul quickly fell to the ground, and the clothes fell aside.
Duan Rongfeng went over to pick up the clothes, double-checked that there was no problem, but there was an embroidery that looked like a clothing label on the lower part of the collar. If you look carefully, you will find that there are some crooked words that are difficult to read. Duan Rongfeng doesn't I know, I can only guess that this is a spell to help ghosts kill people, and the clothes will disappear after the person dies, so this spell should also be at work.
"Who are you, and why are you hiding in this dress? Who is instigating you to kill? Say it!" Duan Rongfeng threw the clothes in front of Wraith Soul, and yelled fiercely.Huo Mingliang subconsciously straightened his back, he had never seen Lao Duan lose his temper like this before.
"Who am I? Hahahaha, yes, who am I? Why am I in this dress?" Resentful Soul laughed hysterically. Duan Rongfeng kicked him against the wall with a cold look. A muffled snort followed by a palpitating cough.
"I advise you to be sensible, say what you know, and don't expect to get away with me." Duan Rongfeng squinted his peach blossom eyes, radiant, and his slightly raised right palm was surrounded by a faint golden light. Mosquito is learning to be more patient with ghosts, but the current matter involves too many human lives, and even himself is involved, he really doesn't have the heart to listen to this stubborn ghost tell a tearful story.
In particular, he doesn't know how to read ghosts' minds like the little mosquito. Who knows whether those stories are true or just made up by ghosts.
Resentment felt the blazing temperature of the opponent's palm, and the soul shook uncontrollably. Duan Rongfeng took half a step forward, raising his palm a little higher, Resentment gritted his teeth, but when the palm was about to strike Opened his mouth: "I said, I said!"
According to Wraith Soul's confession, he was a murderer who was too defensive. He wanted to surrender, but something happened in the way and he died.After death, he left his body and wandered aimlessly. One night, he was really bored, so he drifted into an Internet cafe and found a machine far away from the crowd to fiddle with.Originally, he had no access to the real thing, but for some reason, he turned on the computer.
"When the computer was turned on, I entered a store, and the seller sent a message asking me if I would like to buy their service." Resentful Soul was afraid that Duan Rongfeng would not believe him, so he swore, "What I said is true! I think it's very interesting." , It was incredible, so I couldn’t help but click in and have a look, and found that it was a clothing store.”
"What's the name of that shop?" Duan Rongfeng raised his eyebrows.
"Wishes come true."
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After the resentful soul enters "Resentment Comes True", the interface he sees is slightly different from what Duan Rongfeng has seen. The same background, the same clothing display, the only difference is the announcement in the middle, which clearly states that the purchase of currency is not money.
"I was very curious, so I contacted the seller. The seller said that I can choose the clothes I like, and then they will match me with the most suitable body through the clothes. I can be reborn as a human being just attached to the clothes. I can use this body to live Going on, I can let that person die for me once, as long as that person dies in the same way as me, I can escape from reincarnation, and I don't have to worry about wandering in the sun for a long time and disappearing." Resentful Soul said, with strong eyes Just like people want to live forever or even live forever, ghosts also want to stay away from endless reincarnation. As long as they get rid of the six realms, ghosts and gods are actually not much different.
"What are you going to pay for?" Duan Rongfeng looked at him like an idiot. There is such a cheap thing in the world? The more attractive the result, the bigger the conspiracy brewing in it. As a stepping stone for others to marry, who cares about their life and death.
"It seems to be driven by him after being transcended. I asked, but the seller didn't make it very clear. I think I have got rid of reincarnation anyway, so I have nothing to worry about, so I placed an order to buy a wool coat." Wraith said. Looking at the dress, after he clicked to buy, his soul was instantly sucked into the dress. A few days later, someone told him that he had found a match, and asked him to remember to praise it after receiving the goods. It is best to show the buyer show.
Duan Rongfeng and Huo Mingliang were surprised at the same time. Could it be that the buyer shows in the store were not aimed at human buyers? Thinking about those photos with weird styles, they really didn't look like what a living person would do. It turned out that those were ghosts after murder. Good reviews from the store.The ghosts are the real buyers of "Grand Wishes Come True", and the humans who bought the clothes are just part of the products sold on the website!
In other words, all 43 people who received the clothes died.
Huo Mingliang clenched his fists tightly, and Duan Rongfeng was also very angry. The two of them shared the same hatred, and the resentful souls trembled with fright.
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Jiang Wenyao opened his eyes, and closed them quickly after being stabbed by the sun. He raised his hands to cover his face, only to realize that his whole body was in pain.Jiang Wenyao squinted his eyes and looked left and right. It turned out that he was still lying on the ground.
After exercising, the muscles and bones were not broken or damaged. Jiang Wenyao sat up from the ground with a grunt. After sleeping for a long time, he felt dizzy and rubbed his face. It felt like his thick skin was almost melted by the sun.
Pulling out the phone to check the time, Jiang Wenyao saw the text message from Duan Rongfeng, saying that there is no need to cook for the rice bucket, Jiang Wenyao let out a sigh of relief, slumped lazily on the bed, and rolled around twice.The memory of last night was very vague, he only remembered that Duan Rongfeng went back to his own room with the computer in his arms, then he seemed to remember something, but he didn't seem to remember anything, and then he still had a headache except for a headache.
After hugging the pillow for a while, Jiang Wenyao jumped up and ran out of the bedroom, only to find that the computer had been put back in place.Turning on the computer, searching through all the web browsing records within half a month, there is no information about that store. Jiang Wenyao touched his chin in doubt. He knew that Duan Fantong must have placed an order, but the clothes have not yet been delivered to the door, which means that the transaction has not been completed. It's really finished, why can't I find a store?
I can’t find the store, how did the buyer’s show get uploaded?
Leaning decadently on the sofa, Jiang Wenyao lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, the smoke was lingering, his beautiful eyebrows became more and more wrinkled, he always felt that not stopping Duan Rongfeng last night was the biggest wrong decision he made .
Cigarette ash was falling everywhere, Jiang Wenyao didn't bother to clean it, so he took out another cigarette and continued smoking. Soon, the pack of cigarettes that had just been opened was gone.
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Duan Rongfeng, who was tired for a long time, pushed open the door of the house, and was choked by the oncoming smoke so that tears flowed out. Is this...on fire? Duan Rongfeng rushed in flusteredly calling Jiang Wenyao's name, and was far away. Seeing a person lying on the sofa, Duan Rongfeng rushed over in a few steps, picked up the person and walked out, stopped halfway, mechanically lowered his head, and then... met Jiang Wenyao's straight eyes up.
Duan Rongfeng blinked, Jiang Wenyao blinked too, Duan Rongfeng twitched the corners of his mouth, Jiang Wenyao twitched the corners of his mouth, making sure that he was not hugging a mirror, Duan Rongfeng put the little mosquito down in a little embarrassment, rubbed his trousers with both hands, and forgot how to speak.
Jiang Wenyao looked at the other party quietly all the time, neither talking nor smiling, when Duan Rongfeng lowered his head suspiciously shyly, he suddenly opened his arms and hugged the other party tightly.Smelling the familiar breath, Jiang Wenyao's empty heart settled down, and the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, revealing his big white teeth.
Duan Rongfeng froze for a moment, he didn't react until the temperature in his arms burned him, and he happily stretched out his arms to hug him back.
"Haven't you eaten yet? I'll make it for you." After hugging for 5 minutes, Jiang Wenyao let go of his hand and returned to his usual dull face. Duan Rongfeng grabbed him and pointed nervously in the air: "Little mosquito, you Tell me first, what's going on in the house?"
Could it be that Little Mosquito burned somewhere, so he hugged him with a guilty conscience? Tsk tsk, he has a lot of properties under his name, and he can get a lot of hugs if he burns them one by one. After his house is burned, he will burn his brothers, sisters, and uncles. You can burn down your great-grandfather's nest...
Grandpa Duan, who was about to take a nap after eating and drinking, sneezed hard a few times. Looking at the bedroom where he had lived for hundreds of years, he felt hairy-would it be possible that the house would burn to a skeleton as soon as he fell asleep? !
"I'm addicted to cigarettes, I smoked a few cigarettes." Jiang Wenyao brushed his hair indifferently, and Duan Rongfeng's jaw almost dropped: "Have you smoked all the cigarettes in the entire tobacco factory!" Even if the living room didn't open the window It's not like smoking to become such a battle, right?
"I felt quite boring after smoking, so I burned some paper money." Jiang Wenyao put his hands in his pockets instead, and turned his head to avoid looking at Duan Rongfeng's round eyes.Duan Rongfeng put his chin back with his hands, and secretly decided that he would never put paper money at home again. He didn't feel sorry for that trash, he was afraid that the little mosquito would be poisoned by carbon monoxide!
Opening the door, opening the window, and turning on the fan, it took a long time to disperse the smoke in the room. Duan Rongfeng was so tired that he lay on the sofa with his tongue out, while Jiang Wenyao pulled his slippers and went to the kitchen to cook noodles.
"Why did you go in the morning?" Seeing that Duan Xiaotong ate two bowls of noodles, Jiang Wenyao picked his own bowl and couldn't finish a bite. Duan Rongfeng saw that he didn't have much appetite, so he was polite, and took his bowl in front of him. Two mouthfuls go down to half a bowl.
"Old Huo said that he found the buyers of the three unfinished transactions." Duan Rongfeng took a few sips of soup from the noodle bowl and let out a sigh of relief, "I've already dealt with two, and I won't be there until tonight. Tonight It’s hard to say how long it’s going to last.”
As soon as he disposed of the package from the local buyer, Huo Mingliang received a call. A package from another place was delivered, and they asked people to send that package to Wuhua Community. The situation of this package was similar to that of the previous one. It is also hiding a resentful soul, and I don't know much about the store's information.
"Tell me, what do these idiots think?" Duan Rongfeng waved his chopsticks, wishing he could put the group of ghosts who were used as guns in the noodle bowl to rinse, "Even if they didn't know what they wanted them to do, they dared to Sign the deed of sale, sooner or later you have to die again."
Jiang Wenyao stuffed a piece of sausage into his mouth and chewed slowly. His mood was much better than before. From this point of view, the ghosts attached to his clothes are the lowest level, and they can only be cannon fodder for the upper class. Waiting for Duan Rongfeng's package to arrive in the mail, there won't be any danger.
"Ahem," seeing that Jiang Wenyao was still still talking, Duan Rongfeng put down his chopsticks embarrassingly, rubbing his hands back and forth on his thighs unconsciously, "Well, I have something to tell you, well, I, I didn't sleep last night Don’t worry, I just, I’m just owed for a while, and I bought a piece of clothing at that ‘grudges come true’.”
Jiang Wenyao glanced at him quietly, but said nothing.
Duan Rongfeng's head was covered with cold sweat, and his palms were about to leak his pants: "Little mosquito, I know I didn't think about it, but now I'm sure that those clothes can't threaten me at all. Instead, we can catch more ghosts and ask more questions. Lots of news!" If he had known that those ghost dishes were like that, he wouldn't have to run around like a thief carrying a little mosquito on his back to buy clothes on the website, and if he wanted to blame it, it would be old Huo who didn't find out the buyer's address sooner!
Jiang Wenyao still didn't speak, put down his chopsticks, hugged his shoulders and continued to stare at Duan Rongfeng.
Duan Rongfeng was about to cry. He had to choose between kneeling to confess and crushing a big stone on his chest. Finally, he held up the noodle bowl and swore with three fingers: "Little mosquito, I promise you that if I do it again without your permission Dangerous things, I will be punished and never have enough to eat in the future!"
This cliff is the most poisonous oath of this century!
Jiang Wenyao was very satisfied, the corners of his mouth twitched, Duan Rongfeng stared carefully, and found that the other person's expression was showing a tendency to smile, so he immediately rushed forward wagging his tail, hugged the little mosquito and ate the tofu fiercely.It was rare that Jiang Wenyao didn't push him out, but just gave a wolf paw a slap when it tried to reach into his clothes, so as to dissuade the other party from trying to push forward.
It will take several hours for the last package to be delivered. Jiang Wenyao saw that it was still early, so he took Duan Rongfeng out. The two of them walked along the sidewalk to the outskirts of the city without driving.After passing the crematorium, Duan Rongfeng couldn't help tugging on the sleeve of the little mosquito, but Jiang Wenyao didn't respond, so he had to follow behind with full of question marks.
Walking to the bungalow area where no tall buildings can be seen anymore, Jiang Wenyao identified the direction, and found a paper tie shop for exchanging Ming coins by familiar ways. , shirtless, dozing off against the door panel.
Jiang Wenyao: "..." Today, aren't you afraid of catching a cold? Also, whoever sells funeral goods will wear red pants!
Ever since he saw this small paper-making shop, Duan Rongfeng's expression became very strange. When he saw the appearance of the old man in red pants, he turned and ran away.Jiang Wenyao didn't know why, so he grabbed him, and while the two were struggling, the old man let out a sigh and opened his eyes, looking at Jiang Wenyao in a daze, when he saw Duan Rongfeng, the old man immediately jumped up, Laughing loudly with a volume that can break the eardrums, he slapped Duan Rongfeng's back with his hand like a cattail leaf fan. The slapping movement made people wonder whether Mr. Duan's backbone is still healthy.
Jiang Wenyao looked at the happy old man, and then at Duan Rongfeng who had turned into a bitter gourd, hey, do they know each other?
"Oh, little lunatic, it's been a long time!" The old man happily tugged at his white beards, smiling as if he had won the lottery jackpot, "Did someone die in your family? Who died? Let me guess, it must be Duan Ergui's old man, right? Hahaha, I finally killed him, congratulations! Come on, come on, I'll give you two pairs of boys and girls, you take them back and burn them for him , I remember that I confused two pairs of eunuch-like ones last time, and I will find them for you later."
A few question marks floated on the top of Jiang Wenyao's head. Judging by his posture, does the old man have a grudge against Grandpa Duan?
Duan Rongfeng worked hard for a long time, but only managed to squeeze out a smiling face that was uglier than crying, and nodded at the old man: "Don't worry about it, my great-grandfather is in good health, and he doesn't touch his chopsticks every meal without a jin of meat." After bidding farewell to the carrots, The old man intensified, crossed out all vegetables from the diet, and focused on eating meat.
"What? He's not dead!" The old man blew his beard and stared, Duan Rongfeng shrank behind Jiang Wenyao and nodded.
"Damn, why are you here if he's not dead? Do you want me to crush you to death!" The old man changed his face in an instant, looking fierce and ready to be handed over to Huo Mingliang with a kitchen knife. Hide behind others, come out for me, I must burn those two pairs of eunuchs today, if Duan Ergui is not dead, I will burn them to you!"
Duan Rongfeng desperately grabbed Jiang Wenyao's shoulders for protection. Although Jiang Wenyao didn't understand what was going on, he was protecting his shortcomings... Seeing the old man rushing forward with his teeth and claws, Jiang Wenyao calmly squatted down, grabbed the red pants with both hands and lowered them down With a pull, the oversized red trousers were pulled off, catching the old man's legs. The old man couldn't stand upright, and fell face down on the ground, leaving the two standing naked old buttocks.
Jiang Wenyao: "..." Why don't you wear underpants?
Duan Rongfeng stretched out his thumb tremblingly -- still a little mosquito cow!
"Oh, you, you two stinky hooligans, I, I want to call the police!" The old man stood up, blushing and pulling up his pants, while Duan Rongfeng and Jiang Wenyao turned sideways—as if anyone wanted to.
"Little lunatic, tell me clearly, who is this brat?" He hurriedly fastened his pants, the old man was afraid to come closer, staring at his old bully eyes, wishing he could skin Jiang Wenyao Bake and eat.
"I am your God." Duan Rongfeng and the old man were choked when Jiang Wenyao said this.Duan Rongfeng buried his face behind the little mosquito, shaking his shoulders and grinning sullenly, the old man's eyes widened twice as if he wanted to find a halo on Jiang Wenyao's head.
Jiang Wenyao calmly took out his wallet, took out the money that the rough man had scattered in the hospital, and dangled it in front of the old man's eyes: "The old rules, one piece is two hundred, and you should move quickly, and wait until you get home and smash it for your son." Cooking."
The old man looked at Duan Rongfeng uncertainly, meaning to ask: When did you abandon your own father and give this boy younger than you a blow?
Duan Rongfeng's muffled smile turned into a cough, and he couldn't catch his breath.
How old and blind are you to see me as a fucker!!!
Seeing Duan Rongfeng, the old man's eyes changed from anger to sympathy. He went into the store and took out the cloth bag containing the money. He counted [-] and handed it over. Just as Jiang Wenyao was about to pick it up, the old man took the money back and pulled out a trouser pocket. inside.Seeing Jiang Wenyao frowning, the old man explained awkwardly: "You can't show your butt for nothing."
Jiang Wenyao: "..."
Duan Rongfeng: "..."
We haven't asked you for mental damage fees yet, okay?
But thinking about how badly the old man fell just now, Jiang Wenyao didn't insist on returning the one hundred, so let's go to the hospital to buy some medicine for the old man!
Jiang Wenyao took the money and wanted to leave, but Duan Rongfeng stopped him, turned his head and said to the old man, "You, your two pairs of eunuchs can't be sold anyway, so give them to me!"
The old man exploded immediately, and swiped his slippers on Duan Rongfeng's buttocks: "Damn, my pair of boys and girls only sells for two hundred, you want me to give you two pairs? Why don't I ask you two for 100 yuan? As for calculating me like this!"
Duan Rongfeng was beaten up and screamed, this time Jiang Wenyao didn't care about him, if he took advantage or something, he should be beaten!
The soles of his shoes were slapped, Duan Rongfeng leaned against the wall and played with himself, the old man blew his beard and went back to the store to find a few dusty paper figures the size of a palm and threw them on him, and hugged his trousers tightly. I bought sugar-fried chestnuts at Jiekou.
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On the way back, Duan Rongfeng smiled idiotically while hugging the four little paper figurines. Jiang Wenyao couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Who is that old man?"
"He," Duan Rongfeng carefully wiped off the dust on the paper figurine, then glanced back at the bungalow area that he had not seen for a long time, and replied in a low voice, "His surname is Wu, and he was my great-grandfather's chess friend when he was young. , you know my great-grandfather, he is very competitive, if he can't play well, he will ruin the game, if he loses too much, the two of them will tear up, and the result is what you see, the two have been dead for decades , no one wants the other to die quickly, but they all live tougher than young people."
Jiang Wenyao: "...so he is about the same age as your great-grandfather?"
Duan Rongfeng nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, I heard that in terms of seniority, Mr. Wu is my great-grandfather's brother, probably ten or eight years older than my great-grandfather."
Jiang Wenyao was speechless looking at the sky, so he just accidentally threw a 100-year-old man to the ground?
Duan Rongfeng saw what he was thinking, put one hand on his shoulder and comforted him cheaply: "Don't worry, his body is no worse than my great-grandfather, let alone falling on the ground, he just kicked him from the sixth floor. It will not be life-threatening.”
Jiang Wenyao's eyes widened - have you ever done it?
Duan Rongfeng touched his nose: "I think my great-grandfather did it."
Jiang Wenyao: "..." He was completely unable to understand the grievances and hatreds among these aristocratic families.
"Speaking of which, little mosquito, how did you know that Mr. Wu can exchange Ming coins?" Duan Rongfeng saw that there was no one around, and immediately posted the paper figurine to ask.When did Little Mosquito go online with Mr. Wu?You must know that he is the real hermit in the city, and even people from the exorcist family have to make an appointment in advance if they want to find him.
"I used to help ghosts spread the word, the business card he gave me." Jiang Wenyao remembered that he hadn't told Duan Rongfeng about it before, so he told how to spread the word for the young ghost and how to collect payment from the young ghost.Duan Rongfeng stayed where he was in surprise, and it took him a long time to say: "It turns out that the old man has changed his business to the ghost world!"
It is very common for the living to burn paper for the dead, but it is rare to exchange the money of the dead for the money of the living. No wonder Mr. Wu hasn't gone to Duan's house to find the old man to tear him down in recent years. It turns out that they are doing big business.
If Grandpa Duan finds out, he will surely vomit blood!Duan Rongfeng imagined the picture of his great-grandfather carrying a big bag and insisting on competing with old man Wu for business, and thought it would be better not to tell the story.
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After passing the vegetable market, Jiang Wenyao planned to buy more delicious food. Since Adiu no longer needs to be an invisible monitor, he can justifiably go and deliver dinner to his son. In addition, Duan Duan is busy at night, so it is always necessary to prepare more ingredients. That's right.But Duan Rongfeng was worried that his precious paper doll would be damaged by crowding around in the market, so he had to drag Jiang Wenyao home.Jiang Wenyao glared at him: "You can't go home by yourself, shall I go shopping?"
"No, I want to buy vegetables with you, holding hands." Duan Rongfeng winked, and opened his palms to hold Jiang Wenyao's index finger.
The veins on Jiang Wenyao's forehead twitched, and he really wanted to press the convulsive Duan rice bucket on the ground and beat him up!
People from outside the market came and went, Jiang Wenyao didn't want to be ashamed in front of the public, so he dragged Duan Rongfeng, who continued to convulse, home to deliver the paper man.Jiang Wenyao was a little curious to see Duan Duan put the paper figurines in the cabinet like treasures. He had seen a lot of paper figurines at the entrance of the crematorium.But Mr. Wu's paper figurines are only so small, but they cost 200 yuan a pair, isn't it a bit expensive?
"Don't underestimate these paper figurines!" After putting away the paper figurines and locking the locker which is usually open, Duan Rongfeng wiped the sweat from his forehead with a smile, poured two glasses of juice, and gave them to the little ones. A cup of mosquitoes, "The paper figurines in other stores are just for the dead. They are useless except for polluting the atmosphere and wasting paper. But the paper figurines at Mr. Wu's can really turn into ghosts and serve as servants for others."
Jiang Wenyao blinked, 200 yuan to buy two servants, what a deal!
"I'm going to burn the paper figurines with our names written on them. From now on, we will be masters served by slaves. Am I very witty, haha!" Duan Rongfeng pinched his waist and smiled triumphantly. Line, they are not dead, why burn paper figurines to themselves!
But the paper piercing man can serve as a servant to the living, so he won't have to worry about how to clean the six-room mansion in the future.
"They don't need to eat, do they?"
"Need not!"
"You don't need to sleep either?"
"no, I'm fine!"
"Do you need to burn some joss sticks and papers on a regular basis?"
"You don't need anything, just keep using it if you need it, and tear up the ticket if you don't need it, it's convenient and easy!"
"..." Even if he is not a real ghost, there is no need to be so violent!
Having made a lot of money, and having another big porter, Jiang Wenyao feels that the posture of walking in the market is different today. Look at the cabbage, it’s fresh, buy it!The ribs are good, buy it!Live shrimp and live crabs are so big, buy them!The big rooster that was just slaughtered, Jiang Wenyao thought of Qiu Wu's gaudy pet, which was very similar to the one on the ground who stretched his legs and stared. He must love it very much, buy it!The two walked all the way to buy, and when they got out of the market, they found that their hands were full of bags, and they couldn't count how many things.
Duan Rongfeng took all the heavy bags, and handed a large bag of green vegetables and mushrooms to Jiang Wenyao.Duan Rongfeng wanted to spare a hand to hold him, but there were so many things that he couldn't hold them with one hand, so he could only look at Jiang Wenyao's hand with sad eyes, and scolded the innocent Adiu who was lying on the gun in his heart. Bloody head.
From the vegetable market to the Yiyuan community, we had to pass through the entrance of a narrow alley. Jiang Wenyao stopped when he reached the entrance of the alley, and turned his head to look inside.At this time, the sky was getting dark, and the narrow alley was dark again. Duan Rongfeng noticed the strangeness of the little mosquito, and hurried a few steps over to look around. At a certain moment, they both saw the air in the alley distorted at the same time. Next, take a closer look, two people wrapped in black came out of the darkness!
"..." Jiang Wenyao looked back at Duan Xiaotong, did they bump into a ghost while walking?
Duan Rongfeng was also puzzled, in the past ghost messengers would take a detour when they saw him, what happened today, he didn't take the initiative to look for them, but they took the initiative to come to the door?
"Hey, I bought so many dishes! Don't you mind having two more pairs of chopsticks?" The black figure in front walked out of the alley and showed a very bright smile to the two of them. Duan Rongfeng and Jiang Wenyao saw who he was and struggled Reach out and rub your eyes—have they been hallucinating from sitting in the market for too long?
"Hey hey hey, let me tell you what kind of expression you two have, do you welcome a word!" Qi Xiangdong frowned pretending to be angry, but the corners of his mouth still raised showed that he was actually very happy to see his old friend again.
"Two pairs of chopsticks, you said? Where is the other one?" Qi Xiangdong was already quite tall, but he looked even stronger after wearing the black suit exclusive to ghosts. Jiang Wenyao stretched his neck and looked for a long time but didn't see another Where is a person.Qi Xiangdong bared his teeth happily, stepped aside, and revealed a tidy smiling face.
Duan Rongfeng and Jiang Wenyao were dumbfounded again, especially Duan Rongfeng, who tremblingly raised his twenty kilograms hand and pointed at each other's nose: "You you you you you..." You didn't speak for a long time.
He almost hit a ghost?Hey, those ghost servants who avoided him were also beaten by him before they took office, right?
"I didn't expect to see you again." Compared to Duan Rongfeng's horror, Jiang Wenyao was much more generous. He poured the bag into one hand, stretched out his right hand, and the other side also extended their hand. The two shook hands in a friendly manner.
"Thank you very much!" The ghost guard smiled shyly, not at all serious and cold like other ghost guards, "Now I can wear such nice clothes, live in a private courtyard, and still get a salary every month. Everything was given to me by you."
The ghost messenger adjusted the hem of the clothes, he was very satisfied with the clothes.During his lifetime, he only wore a tracksuit without holes, but it was precisely because of this tracksuit that indirectly killed him.
He used to be the most inconspicuous beggar on the street, a resentful soul who almost frightened people to death when he wanted to pay back the money to Liu Heng, and now he is a majestic ghost messenger in the underworld. , he is no longer that lonely ghost with only a child's IQ.
"Since we are all acquaintances, let's go to eat at home." Jiang Wenyao said, and Duan Rongfeng naturally did not dare to object. He still had a good impression of that beggar named Peng Huai, but Qi Xiangdong was not so polite. Throwing all the bags to the other party, he went over to take the things in Jiang Wenyao's hand, and this time he got the little mosquito's hand as he wished.
Qi Xiangdong was carrying big bags and small bags like playing, and followed the two with a smile. Peng Huai was a little confused about the situation. He simply thought that the appearance of the two people in front was a good match, but the personality of the cheap man was completely incomparable.
……
"I'm not surprised that you can be a ghost messenger, but why did he also become a ghost messenger?" While Jiang Wenyao was cooking, Duan Rongfeng sat on the sofa and stared at Peng Huai curiously with his chin propped up.The most important point in choosing ghost agents in the underworld is to be able to deter other ghosts, so the predecessors of most ghost agents are extremely evil ghosts.At the beginning Qi Xiangdong got the approval of the King of Hades to stay in the world, Duan Rongfeng guessed that he was favored by the underworld. Although Qi Xiangdong without the eye of the sky is nothing special, but he has been tortured for ten lives and has not taken a bad path. This kind of perseverance is not something everyone has. Or he absorbed part of Wang Tiantian's soul in a daze, and since he is no longer an ordinary wandering soul, no one knows what will happen if he re-enters the cycle of reincarnation.
But this Peng Huai entered the underworld only after exhausting his grievances. What exactly does the old man Yan Wang like in him?
"You don't know that!" Qi Xiangdong crossed his legs, dangling the imported red wine in the wine glass. Red wine is a rare thing in the underworld, and even Hades rarely drinks it, let alone him.The businessman instinctively told Qi Xiangdong that this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make money. If he can bring the red wine from Yangjian into the underworld, he will be able to make a lot of money in minutes!But he is a ghost, so he can't get too involved in the affairs of the world, so he has to find a partner.Qi Xiangdong glanced at Duan Rongfeng, um, this guy has a bad temper, and he... seems to be a little bad, but he has a rich family background, so he is a good partner.
"Peng Huai is a good person who has practiced the Eight Classics and Ten Generations of Zheng'er, and he is much more popular than me!" Putting aside the cooperation in advance, Qi Xiangdong introduced Peng Huai seriously, which surprised Duan Rongfeng.Legend has it that Tang Seng was a good man who practiced in the tenth generation, but he was originally a golden cicada who descended to earth, and sooner or later he would return to Buddhism.Before Peng Huai's tenth life, he was just the most ordinary mortal. In every life, he was kind-hearted and tried his best to help those in need. Even if he became a fool in this life, he never did anything to offend his conscience.
The reincarnation of ten lives is considered a hurdle, and the heavenly eyes planted on Qi Xiangdong's body by evil cultivators need to be practiced in ten lives. Similarly, if ordinary people have been doing good deeds and accumulating virtues in ten lives, they will also accumulate a certain amount of Taoism, and the more blessings they will have.Such a person can be reincarnated into a wealthy family, and if he gives up reincarnation, he will definitely be absorbed by the underworld.However, Yan Wang used a little trick on Peng Huai's problem. He first fooled the foolish version of Peng Huai into agreeing to stay in the local office as an errand, and then enlightened him.
"..." Duan Rongfeng looked at Peng Huai sympathetically, and Peng Huai smiled indifferently. To him, there is no difference between being reincarnated as a human being or staying in the underworld as an errand, because he can do many things as a human being or a ghost, helping those in need or ghosts.
"The two of you are considered to be a formal partner." Duan Rongfeng looked at Qi Xiangdong, then at Peng Huai, the more he looked at it, the more he was out of harmony. Qi Xiangdong looked like he was easy to bully, but in fact he was very scheming, and even evil cultivators could fool him. Master, why don't you eat Peng Huai, the pure and kind little sheep, to death!
"Well," it was Peng Huai who answered him, and now Peng Huai's appearance remains in his 30s, and he looks gentle and comfortable, "We are still doing internships and rotations, and recently we are learning to restrain our souls. But according to Yama, our main work in the future will focus on the following."
Duan Rongfeng nodded. Neither Qi Xiangdong nor Peng Huai were evil spirits, nor had they practiced systematically. It would be really embarrassing for them to catch the souls wandering in the world.There is still a lot of fine-tuning work to be done in the underworld. It might be a good thing for the two of them to settle down and get rid of the suffering of reincarnation.
"Actually, we didn't come to you this time just to have a meal." After talking nonsense, Qi Xiangdong changed the subject and his expression became serious.Peng Huai also sat upright, looking serious.
Duan Rongfeng smirked and whistled, and gave the two of them a "really so" expression, and he knew that the two of them didn't come to catch up on the old days.I wasn't very familiar with it at first, so I just ate food when I came up, and those who didn't know thought his food was very good!
"Peng Huai said just now that we are in charge of soul arrest recently, and we are in charge of this area." Qi Xiangdong swiped his hand, and Duan Rongfeng's face was covered with black lines - don't make gestures, as if you two are in charge of my family!
"There was a dead soul who died at midnight on October [-]st. We came to pick him up on time, only to find that he was already dead." This kind of thing is not uncommon. Many people who have not yet reached their end of life die every day, so we found them The target to pick up was dead, so Qi Xiangdong was ready to go back.But Peng Huai said that there was no catastrophe in that person's life, he shouldn't have died suddenly, even if he died early, now that his lifespan is exhausted, his soul should go to the underworld.
"You should know that ghost messengers have a way of summoning ghosts. We recruited that person's soul, but found nothing." At this point, Qi Xiangdong realized the seriousness of the problem. You have to linger in the world even if you have time, but there is no reason why ghosts can't recruit souls.They tried several times but failed, and even asked nearby wandering spirits, but there was no clue of the dead spirit.
"Look, it's this person." Qi Xiangdong drew a square out of thin air with both hands, and the air was distorted and turned into a mirror
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