Is your best friend also a handsome white-haired guy with no face?

In the end, the discussion on the relationship between Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu once again came to nothing.

After Uchiha Obito uttered strange words that Xia Youjie once again felt incomprehensible, Xia Youjie really wanted to ask what "didn't finish the plot" meant, but it was a pity that Kakashi Hatake didn't give him this Opportunity, stood up directly to smooth things over, and diverted the topic.

"What do you want to eat tonight, I'll make it." The silver-haired young man stuffed the pillow into Obito Uchiha's arms, stood up from the sofa and his boyfriend's bed, and walked to the refrigerator familiarly, "Xia You-jun Is there any taboo?"

"No, they're all good. The lighter ones are acceptable." Seeing that he couldn't continue asking, Xia Youjie also stood up, and naturally walked behind Hatake Kakashi, and opened the refrigerator door for him. "The ingredients were purchased in the morning, and they are still fresh. Shall I help?"

While exchanging daily topics such as "Does Mr. Kakashi hate tempura" and "I heard that Xia You likes to eat soba noodles", the two chose some ingredients together and decided on dinner. When entering the kitchen, Uchiha Obito was silently in a daze on the sofa with his pillow in his arms.

He looked at the back of Xia Youjie and Hatake Kakashi walking towards the kitchen side by side, as if he remembered something, he stood up with a jolt, walked lightly to the refrigerator, and quietly took two red bean daifu away.

In this way, the cohabitation life of Xia Youjie, Uchiha Obito, and Hatake Kakashi began.

On the surface, there is only one more Hatake Kakashi, which is no different than when there was only Uchiha Obito.However, in reality this is not the case at all.Xia Youjie's daily life has undergone earth-shaking changes...

No, it may be Obito Uchiha that feels more changed.

Obito Uchiha's intake of sweets is precisely controlled.He can only eat three Daifuku or the same amount of desserts every day, and he is depressed. He doesn't know whether it is fake or real. Anyway, he sticks to Hatake Kakashi's back and hugs his waist every day. From here Getting there is like an automatic follower in a game.

Xia Youjie felt blind at first, but he got used to it later. Fortunately, both of them are handsome, and there are no conditions that make people feel homophobic. They just feel that men with boyfriends are different.

In the past, Obito Uchiha put on the airs of his predecessors in front of Xia Youjie. He was cold, gloomy and occasionally impatient. Personality, when it comes to love, you don't even want face.

Xia Youjie observed it for a while and was amazed.

What's more, Xia Youjie deeply realized that living with a same-sex couple is a very embarrassing thing.

One day when he came back from shopping for groceries, he opened the door and saw two people posing on the sofa in an unattractive pose. The silver-haired one had his legs spread, and the black-haired one was kneeling between his legs and was pinched at the waist. Do something indescribable on the sofa.

Xia Youjie glanced at their lower bodies.

Well, great, before the pants come off.

He nodded calmly, closed the door again, and gave the two people inside the door some time to organize themselves before knocking on the door again.

Although Xia You witnessed a gay scene for the first time, it felt very powerful, but he understood a truth very well, that is, this kind of thing, you are not embarrassed, but the other party is embarrassed.

This time Xia Youjie waited outside the door for a while, and after knocking on the door, he asked in advance: "Can I come in, senior?"

Xia Youjie pushed the door open again when there was a vague "Yes, Mr. Xia You, please come in" from the door.

He smiled and nodded to Obito Uchiha who had already tidied himself up, and walked towards the refrigerator with several bags of vegetables, meat and eggs, but what he thought in his heart was that I would never sit on that sofa again... Fortunately, it wasn't the one I often sat on. The one sitting.

Hatake Kakashi had already stepped forward, picked up some of the ingredients in his hands, and put them in the refrigerator with him, and said softly to him during the tidying up: "I'm sorry about what happened just now, Mr. Xiayou."

The silver-haired man had a slight smile on his face, his expression seemed gentle, and his attitude was not too flustered. His lowered eyelids were as lazy as ever, but Xia You, who had a keen observation, saw a touch of red on the tips of his ears.

Xia Youjie nodded calmly, showing a very understanding expression. After saying "Mr. Kakashi, don't worry about it", he changed the subject and began to talk about the lunch dishes, but he added a "rule for cohabitation with same-sex couples" in his heart :

It's best not to go straight into a place where the two of you are alone.You must knock on the door before entering, otherwise you will see things you shouldn't see.

Apart from these subtle troubles, the cohabitation life of the three is not bad.

After Hatake Kakashi came, there was one more person working, and Xia Youjie was equivalent to freeing half of his hands.Moreover, this silver-haired ninja is very capable, some dishes are very delicious, and his EQ and IQ are very high. It is more comfortable to get along with him, and he is more in tune with Xia Youjie's personality.

No, it's better to say that if his personality intends to develop a relationship, there are very few people who can't get along with him.

Xia You also remembers that in the original work, the man's seniors and students seem to like him very much. Being popular is not a setting of lip service, but a social ability as the basis of reality.

However, Hatake Kakashi seems to be very good at hiding emotions, and he is also a master of speech.

Xia You didn't trust him, but maintained a superficial friendly relationship. Hatake Kakashi, who seemed to have a good personality, didn't take the initiative to talk to him at all, but maintained an objective, neither cold nor cold friendliness.

But one thing about the appearance of Hatake Kakashi is great——

Thanks to his move in, Xia Youjie didn't have to worry about a lot of trivial things about Obito Uchiha's life, because he was surrounded by the man's silver-haired boyfriend.

Xia Youjie only needs to take care of himself, as if a hard-working college student who needs to drag his lazy roommates is immediately liberated into the happy life of a single nobleman, so leisurely.There are even new options for game playmates. Not only can two-player games change playmates, but also three-player online. The overall quality of life immediately rises sharply, resulting in a considerable second leap.

But the downside is not only that it is easy to break through the strange scene.

Within two days, Xia Youjie deeply felt that this couple was really annoying.

The annoying parts are not humane, but Xia Youjie can pick a representative scene and recall it.

One day, after watching a movie, Xia Youjie walked out of the room to go to the kitchen for food.

When passing the sofa area, he saw such a scene.

"Why do you want to test whether he loves me or not?" Uchiha Obito leaned on the back of the sofa, crossed his legs, and recited strange lines indifferently, with arrogance and disdain hidden in his hoarse voice, "press Take it after one meal on the bed."

"Yes." Kakashi Hatake nodded affirmatively. Even through the mask, he could see his sincere expression, and his voice as soft as a spring breeze was very pleasant, but unfortunately the content was not very pleasant, "I am only obsessed with yours. □□, it’s enough to use the kidneys but not the heart..."

Uchiha Obito very cooperatively showed an expression of offended pride.He looked gloomy and angry, his handsome downcast eyebrows looked like the paranoid president of a large group in a female novel, staring at Kakashi closely, as if he could practice the outrageous content of his previous words at any time.

The acting was so superb that Xia Youjie, an innocent passerby who was watching, was almost bluffed by him, and even began to think whether these two were playing some strange forced love play, should I run away immediately.

However, what I never expected was that Hatake Kakashi, who was supposed to react, laughed in the next second.

"Pfft, I'm sorry, Obito." Kakashi clenched his hand into a fist, placed it under the position where his mouth should be, cleared his throat, his smiling eyes bent into crescent moons helplessly, and then turned his head, "I can't hold back, I can't continue acting."

"What?" Uchiha Obito was furious.With red eyes, he shouted, "You were the one who started it, how could you end it without permission! I won't allow it!"

...Xia Youjie couldn't tell whether this sentence was acting or not.

No, in fact, he didn't make it clear from the beginning.If it wasn't for Hatake Kakashi laughing.

Xia Youjie, who saw this scene for the first time, was really innocent, but he was shocked by the AOE output by the actor Uchiha who ignored the presence of his teammates.The well-informed leader sincerely doubts whether there is something wrong with their heads, or whether Uchiha's hereditary mental illness has finally been passed on to Kakashi, who is not related by blood, through sharingan person-to-person transmission.

It was only later that he discovered that these two people were just reading his own fanfiction.

That’s right, it’s the same—people—wen.

Fanfiction, fan fiction based on comic works, whatever, that's what it is.

When Xia Youjie searched for information related to the two of them on the Internet, he found a bunch of these.

The work "Naruto" is also very popular in their world. It has been over three years since its completion and its popularity has not declined significantly. There are still many people who are engaged in hobbies related to this work in places where Two-dimensional fans gather, such as Twitter. Output, cp Tongrenwen is one of the traffic leaders.

Since searching for the names of Uchiha Obito and Hatake Kakashi together, Xia Youjie strayed into this wonderful world through an obkk link related to humanities.

Through a lot of reading, he has figured out the inner logic of these fan lovers' candy production and other behaviors, and he feels a subtle sense of familiarity with it.Then he thought, isn't this just saying that he and Satoru are a pair of Uchiha Obito, so he probably figured out his senior's thinking brain circuit, and gave up clarifying this matter.

Although he and Wu are innocent and seem to have a very deep relationship, they have never been in love.

But Xia Youjie no longer expected to clarify this fact.

In Uchiha Obito's eyes, everything is always moving forward and has its own logic, Xia Youjie is really helpless.

...Oh, speak human language?

OKThat means, who can take off the filter of fan lovers knocking on CP?

Xia Youjie obviously couldn't either.

I can't beat him, I can't shut him up, I can only give up, what else can I do.

But for Obito Uchiha and Kakashi Hatake who were bored to watch their own fanfiction and even chose a bloody and thunderous scene to perform, Xia Youjie, who didn’t want to express his specific opinion, said in When I learned to pretend I didn't see it and passed by, I just wanted to say a word:

If there is nowhere to put the soul of a playwright, please go out and cheat some capitalists.Don't show your affection here, okay?

But Xia Youjie had a hard time.Xia Youjie could only endure.

They are in a relationship, they seem to get together less and leave more, and finally live together for a period of time, what can you do to them?As a teammate who still needs to cooperate, it is too ignorant to make such a difficult request. Xia Youjie would not do that.

So he could only endure it.

He didn't know that if Niatz, who was far away in the high school of conjuration, knew about this, he would definitely light a cigarette to congratulate after a long absence, saying, "Heaven is good, reincarnation, God spare who, God has eyes, my situation back then is finally Xia You's turn Jie's head, haha!" And I will be very sorry why Gojo Satoru, who is another culprit, can't suffer similar devastation.