When a Cultivation Boss Dresses Up as Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]

Meng Chang is a well-known child actor. He has just finished filming his last play. Because he played a little monk, he is still bald.

"This show is going to be re-launched by Watermelon Channel. You have to take advantage of this opportunity. There are not many variety shows suitable for children. Remember your own personality—chat and tease, show more interesting things about yourself, Don’t be lazy when you’re working, there’s a live broadcast on the show, so don’t say things you shouldn’t say, do you hear me?”

"I heard." The young man replied weakly. After shooting the big night scene for three consecutive days, even if he could rest during the day, his body would not be able to recover.

In order to participate in this program, he deliberately watched two episodes of the program before it stopped broadcasting, and he was ready to suffer.

I must go to a remote place where cars cannot drive, and I need to walk across the mountains by myself.

The living place is old and dilapidated, and the family living here must be having a hard time. Either there are several children to support, or there are sick people in the family, and this family must have children who are younger than him but smaller than him. Sensible, so as to form a sharp contrast.

The car of the program group drove from the airport to the county seat, from the county seat to the town, and then to the village. Although the road was not easy to walk, some places were crushed, and the car was very bumpy when driving on it, but fortunately, it was able to open to traffic.

This made Meng Chang, who had slept in the car for several nights, heaved a sigh of relief. Then, he saw the car drive through the village and stop at the foot of a mountain, so... still want to climb the mountain?

"This family is quite special. There is only one person in the family, and they live alone on the top of the mountain. Now you need to climb up the mountain with your luggage."

Because the filming has already started, Meng Chang needs to maintain his personality: "I live alone on the mountain, is he a Taoist grandfather? I have also acted as a little Taoist priest before. I don't know if my grandfather has a TV at home. Can you see me filming?" The piece of..."

Climbing the mountain without stopping, endless thoughts.

Meng Chang was so tired that he sat on a rock to rest, and he didn't forget to show off his cuteness to the camera. When he finally climbed to the top of the mountain, he fell directly, and his suitcase fell into the field, and even himself fell A big maha overwhelmed the bean stand on the far side.

"Don't help me, let me lie down and rest." Meng Chang kicked the fallen bean stand aside, and his whole body was lying on the dirt in a 'big' shape.

At the top of the mountain, according to the arrangement of the program group, the staff will not intervene, and will only be responsible for filming. At the same time, the live broadcast has already started.

Because of the network cable on the mountain, He Zhinian has recently got into the habit of watching live lectures, watching the public lectures that the professors of the Agricultural College put on the Internet.

Although he spent most of his life at Huaqing University and took many classes, he never set foot in the Agricultural College, and he still learned the farm work from Grandpa He and Grandma He.

Since you have the wood spirit root and need to farm, you should plant it well, improve efficiency, and practice scientific planting.

Although He Zhinian was sitting in the yard watching the live broadcast class, as soon as a few people came to the top of the mountain, he immediately noticed that there was also the little boy who crushed his seedlings and knocked down his bean stand. It's hard to find.

Pulling the boy up, he carefully lifted his bean frame and re-strengthened it, moved the suitcase away, straightened a few seedlings that were lying down, and gently comforted him with spiritual power.

"Li Zhi... Congratulations, Brother He, long time no see." Meng Chang touched the back of his smooth and round head, and said in embarrassment.

He and Brother He used to be in the same crew. Earlier, he also saw the interview news of President Li on the Internet. He knew that Brother He had gone to the countryside to farm, but he didn't expect to meet him here.

He Zhinian's hair was shaved by himself. He hated bangs blocking his eyes, so he simply shaved it shorter. Like Meng Chang, he also has a bald head now.

The big bald head looked at the little bald head: "Be careful, don't crush these plants in the future, I will take you to choose a bed."

"Oh."

Meng Chang watched the other party walk in with his luggage, and hurriedly followed.

"I heard that there are three protagonists in the city this time. Do the three of us share a room? Can I sleep with Brother He? Did you plant such a large area? I have a drama that is airing recently... "

More and more people poured into the live broadcast room, and the barrage began to increase.

[Talking Brother Meng is right! 】

[Is my appearance sealed by my hair? 】

[So handsome, so handsome! 】

【I can become a monk】

[The little monk is my younger brother, the great monk is my husband]

[What kind of fairy land is this, Li Zhinian seems to be more handsome]

【Has Li Zhinian had plastic surgery】

……

#李之年前脸# soon became a trending search, click on it, there are not only screenshots of Li Zhinian, but also the URL of the live broadcast.

At first glance, it is a hot search that the program group spent money to buy, but the well-informed netizens know it clearly, but they still can't help but click in. The photo may be P, and the live broadcast cannot be faked. After all, this is a TV program. , It’s not that Internet celebrities start live broadcasts by themselves.

"Exchanging Life" is still as simple as it was a few years ago. There is no filter at all, the scenery under the camera is bright and clear, and the faces of the guests are also recorded faithfully. to the pores on the faces of the guests.

Now all amateur shows are afraid to shoot like this. There are still two child stars in "Exchange Lives", and they dared to shoot like this without a filter, which really caught the hearts of many netizens.

Meng Chang had already made mental preparations before coming here, but when he saw the room he was going to live in, his heart still skipped a beat.

Three people, two rooms, one with a single bed and one with a double bed, he is the first person to choose.

If you want to be comfortable, you must choose the one with single beds, but there are only three people in total, and the two people who live in the double room are familiar with each other, so the remaining one will be awkward.

But if he chooses a double room, it means that he has to sleep on the same bed with a stranger, which is so awkward that he might not be able to rest well at night if he wants to rest.

Meng Chang looked at Brother He, the two of them should hug each other, anyway, there are four of them on the top of the mountain.

"Brother He, I'll live in this single room."

"This one is mine, the three of you live in one."

Meng Chang blinked: "Then tell me to choose a bed."

"Sleeping on a big bed, or...sleeping on this bed." He Zhinian pointed to the wooden plank on the ground.

It is worn out and old, with a thickness of five centimeters. Anyone who sees it will not think it is a bed. This is really a bed carefully selected by the program group. It was bought from the village, and the family plans to replace it for the sheep pen. The iron gate eliminated the wooden gate and was bought by the program group for 20 yuan. After washing it with water, it became a 'bed'.

"Hehe, then I'd better sleep on the big bed."

Meng Chang suddenly thought of something, hurriedly opened the suitcase, took a white T-shirt and put it on a pillow of the big bed as a pillow cover, after looking at it, he felt uneasy, so he took a few more clothes and put them on the big bed .

【The last one will be unlucky】

【Xiao Mengge is so funny】

[Brother He's expression, is this holding back a laugh?]

[Another live broadcast room is also open]

The second person to reach the top of the mountain was Zhou Yi, the son of Zhou Yingdi and Wang Yinghou. He is only nine years old this year, five years younger than Meng Chang, but he is already about 1.7 meters tall. He has developed well in height and width. It is also very powerful. According to the information shown by the program group, this nine-year-old tall man weighs 78 kilograms.

Climbing all the way up from the bottom of the mountain, it seemed that Meng Chang was more strenuous than Meng Chang. This man didn't fall down when he climbed to the top of the mountain, and he didn't sit down on the ground. He just took a shortcut and didn't take the path left between fields, but It is intended to pass through in a straight line, tall ones like beans stand will dodge, but the small Miaomiao who is not tall will not be treated like this.

I didn't step on it intentionally, but I didn't avoid it either. I just used the seedlings growing in the fields as weeds on the mountain climbing road, and I stepped on them whenever I wanted.

He Zhinian came out with a sulky face: "That kid, come out of the field immediately, and if you step on a seedling, you will be fined for an extra hour of land reclamation."

Zhou Yi's chubby face was wrinkled into a wrinkled bun, what is land reclamation?Are you going to punish him for working?

The little fat man raised his foot pitifully, revealing the little Miaomiao who had been stepped on by him, and moved a space for the suitcase. It was easy to come in and difficult to get out. It was better to just go by himself, but he carried two big suitcases Well, if you want to move these two big guys out, you can't touch the green grass, but it's too embarrassing for him.

Zhou Yi simply picked up one suitcase, threw the other on the spot, and walked out humming, looking at it with difficulty, leaving a seedling under his feet if he didn't pay attention.

For the sake of his little Miao Miao, He Zhinian walked over, with a suitcase in each hand, just walking ahead of the little fat man.

"Thank you brother."

The little fat man's hair was soaked and stuck to his face, his clothes were also wet, his face was covered with sweat, and his eyes were filled with tears.

He Zhinian wiped his face, why did he invite such a young guest?Is this to experience life?Did you let someone else take care of the baby?

"Thirsty? Come with me to the house to drink some water."

A cup of light salt water, a bowl of medicinal soup.

He Zhinian asked a few staff members, but none of them brought any anti-heatstroke medicine, so he could only use local materials, boiled a pot of anti-heatstroke medicine, and divided them among everyone. Now it is mid-July, and today is another day. It was a sunny day, climbing mountains in this kind of weather, not to mention children, many adults may not be able to bear it.

The little fat man looks soft, and he speaks softly, his throat seems to be wrapped in sugar. Since he came up, the most he has said is 'thank you brother'.

【What a cute little brother】

[The eyes look like Wang Yinghou, if she loses weight, she will definitely be a handsome guy again]

[Did He Zhinian put herbs in the pot? Pull it off the ground and wash it to use it?This is too hasty]

[The welfare of the hand control party is coming]

[My mother asked me why I was drooling online, and I told her I was watching a food show]

[Top beauties are everywhere]

After watching the child who was about to suffer from heat stroke, He Zhinian went to see his little Miaomiao. Unfortunately, today he was in a dilemma.

In order to prevent another disaster, He Zhinian directly took a rattan mat and placed it near the field near the road up the mountain.

The last one to come was Zhao Yunruo, the young master of the Zhao family. If Li Chengzhi is an upstart, then the Zhao family is a real wealthy family, and the family business has reached the top 500 in the world.

The young master was wearing simple sportswear, his brows and eyes were full of hostility, and there was a tattoo on his arm, which should be the tail of a green dragon.

He Zhinian looked at it from a distance, and it was cool. He would also tattoo a green dragon sometime. In the world of self-cultivation, there are also legends about dragons. Unfortunately, in the legend, the dragon family has already ascended, and future generations have no chance to see it, but the related legends are Quite a few, it is said that among the Dragon Clan, there are also three, six, and nine classes, with the Azure Dragon being the most respected.

When he was cultivating back then, he also fantasized that he would see the Dragon Clan after ascension in the future. It was just that the dog of Tiandao made a trick, which prevented him from successfully ascension. Instead, he practiced in the great world, just like these three children. Coming to the top of the mountain is also for experience.

Thinking about it this way, the four of them are also "comrades in arms".

He Zhinian took the luggage over: "There is only one rule here - you can't touch the plants in the ground."

Zhao Yunruo pushed up the sunglasses that covered half of his face and stuck them on his head, and said casually, "What will happen if you touch it?"

He Zhinian is good at scaring people. He found a stone on the ground that was as big as a palm and four fingers thick.

"Is it fake? The props prepared in advance?" Zhao Yunruo weighed two pieces of gravel in his hands and smashed each other, "I'll pick another one for you. If you can split it, I will never touch you. These flowers and plants."

All right, He Zhinian agreed, and then saw that the kid deliberately climbed down, had to climb more than [-] meters, and then moved up a big rock - the thickness alone had to be [-] centimeters.

Relying purely on strength is definitely not enough. He has only cultivated the third level of qi now, and his strength is not up to this level, so he can only rely on the spiritual power in his body.

Zhao Yunruo really had the intention of teasing, the person who dared to pretend to be B in front of the young master hadn't been born yet, so he wanted to see how this one would end up.

It looked like he had a bit of skill, and now he didn't change his face, and even snapped his fingers, as if he really planned to chop down.

Zhao Yunruo took out a hidden mobile phone from the inner pocket of his clothes: "I'll take a video for you."

He Zhinian didn't charge this time, and the hand blade fell on the big rock lightly and slowly. It's not so much a performance of splitting the rock, it's better to say it's acting, and special effects will be added later. Then, the rock It cracked in Zhao Yunruo's ridicule.

[Fuckfuckfuck, is this a rehearsal by the program team? 】

[Young master is so good at acting? 】

[What kind of new personality is this? 】

[Who saw clearly how the stone was split, isn't it really a prop? 】

[Domestic variety shows are famous again! ! ! 】

……

Netizens who watched the live broadcast were mostly skeptical, and Zhao Yunruo, who witnessed the whole process and personally picked the props, did not dare to believe it.

He carried the stone up himself, his waist was almost tired, and the weight must be fine. This is a new type of fraudulent method. The young master couldn't wait to observe it with a magnifying glass. In the end, he just started to use it directly, and chopped it down with his palm, almost hurting him. Gotta howl.

Having his phone taken away by the program crew, he was not in the mood to mourn, his eyes fixed on He Zhinian's hand that split the rock.

"Can you show me your hands?"

Look, take a good look, He Zhinian stretched out his hands and spread his fingers apart.

This is a pair of ordinary hands, soft to the touch, fairer and more delicate than most people's hands, and particularly slender and skinny, with no broken skin or calluses, like a pair of hands playing the piano, not acting Acrobatic hands.

Zhao Yunruo was speechless for a long time, then raised his head and asked after a while, "Are you still accepting disciples?"

Either there is the legendary infuriating energy, or there is no trace of deception, but even if it is the latter, it is enough to fool people.

If he showed this trick when he was fighting with a large group of people, he would have to scare away a lot of people.

He Zhinian was almost amused by this child: "I accept apprentices based on qualifications, let's go, I'll take you to see where you live."

The place where I live is not new. Before coming to this show, I was prepared to suffer. Although the house in front of me is a bit small, it is still clean and generous, but... this bed.

"Why should I sleep on this broken wooden board? Guess the game, whoever wins will choose first."

As soon as Zhao Yunruo put on the sunglasses, he swung his backpack, and his left toe rolled on the ground. He looked like a gangster, and he almost took out a cigarette and lit it.

"Who told you to come the latest? It's so late today, let's make do with it, and we'll talk about it tomorrow." Meng Chang, who was already lying in bed, said that he had just taken a shower and lay on the bed, and had finally taken a rest. If he loses, is it possible to let him move to that broken wooden board to sleep?

The flesh on the little fat man's belly was trembling. He looked left and right, not knowing who to persuade, let alone how to persuade him: "How about I sleep on a plank?"

"No, it's not fair, and you are the youngest, brothers should take care of you." Meng Chang was the first to disagree.

Child, such a tall and strong child?

Zhao Yunruo put one hand on his hip: "Then you go to sleep on the plank, I will sleep on the bed with Xiaopang."

[Come here, here comes the first point of conflict. 】

[The one surnamed Zhao is too fierce! 】

[If the program group is not human, can't they prepare an extra normal bed? 】

【Where is Niannian? 】

I cook for everyone every year. The dinner is very simple. There are enough tomato and egg noodles, enough cucumbers, and enough pickles from my grandpa’s house yesterday.

As for the children's quarrel, think about the original owner's experience of participating in this show when he was nine years old, and you will know that this is the usual routine of the program group. If there are no conflicts, you must create conflicts, otherwise you will use something to attract the audience.

He Zhinian didn't intend to take care of it. Anyway, the program team knew it well, and it would definitely not make the conflict too serious. Small quarrels are pleasant, big quarrels - just keep it in the program team's collection.

It's just that these three children didn't go to the staff to argue, but came to him to uphold justice.

"Brother He, when this person comes..."

The one who can express in one sentence insists on an article is Meng Chang, the one who is soft and timid is Zhou Yi, and the second-year middle school boy who is the big boss Faner is Zhao Ruoyun.

Everyone has distinct personal characteristics, and they are indeed urban protagonists carefully selected by the program group.

"Since you don't want to sleep on that board, why don't you all sleep on the big bed?"

Both Meng Chang and Zhao Yunruo were thin, and Zhou Yi alone could take the place of both of them.

If three people are sleeping here, what the hell will it be?

Zhao Yunruo took off his sunglasses: "Little Master, let me sleep with you, we share the same bed."

Meng Chang smiled but didn't smile: "Brother He sleeps on a single bed, so it shouldn't be able to accommodate you!"

Although it was a single bed, as a diligent monk, the bed was not for sleeping, but just a decoration. Compared with the single bed in the room, it was the big pagoda tree in the middle of the yard that accompanied him to spend the night.

Therefore, He Zhinian does not object to having a child live in his house, as long as the program crew agrees.

Facing the three people standing in a row became the director.

"If Mr. He is willing, then of course some of you can sleep with him."

This time, no one robbed Zhao Yunruo, Meng Chang was too lazy to move, and Zhou Yi was timid.

Zhao Yunruo, who got what he wanted, had already figured it out in his head. When the live broadcast was closed, he quietly asked He Zhinian whether the hand-splitting stones were real skills or a hoax, and whether he could be accepted as a disciple.

Whether it's learning kung fu or deception, a person like him with clear bones and active thinking will definitely be able to accept him as an apprentice depending on his qualifications!

He can still pay a high tuition fee. Doesn't He Zhinian like flowers and plants?He can wrap more than a dozen mountains for He Zhinian.

Zhao Yunruo, who was lying on the bed after washing up, waited and waited but couldn't wait for anyone to come, so he fell asleep in a daze, and when he woke up, it was dawn, and he was alone on the bed, and the pillow was only his own.

Wearing flip-flops, he pushed open the door and walked into the yard. He saw the man with his eyes closed and sitting cross-legged on a tree.

Since he is here to experience life, he has to work. The three of them are not needed for farming, and the little land that has been opened up is not enough for him to grow alone.

The task of the three children is to open up wasteland with him. All the farmland on the top of the mountain has been opened up, so let’s go down and start from the nearest place—open up wasteland.

This arrangement has been mentioned to the director earlier. In the program team's expectation, such a hard work of land reclamation will definitely make a few children explode, Zhou Yi will definitely cry, Meng Chang will come out to argue, Zhao Yunruo He must be the first to make trouble, and leave it behind.

In case there was a lot of trouble, the program team had already prepared several solutions, and the first day was uneventful.

Although the three of them did not take short breaks, they also worked hard. They were sweating profusely under the sun, and none of them went on strike.

That night, Zhao Yunruo still couldn't wait for He Zhinian to go to bed, so he fell asleep early.

Although I was tired when I was working during the day, it seemed to be at an acceptable level all the time, and I was quite comfortable when I was working. There was a feeling that my whole body was detoxifying, and I was tired and refreshed.

Don't think that He Zhinian stopped cultivating when he opened up wasteland. He didn't. Although the effect is not as good as when he concentrates on meditation and cultivation, but he can do two things with one heart. Makes the soil that has been opened up wasteland more suitable for planting.

The spiritual energy gathered around him continuously, and the three children around him were also able to absorb the light, and the closer they were to him, the better the effect would be.

Like Grandpa He and Grandma He, the health of the old couple has improved a lot in the past six months. After he builds his foundation, he can try to make alchemy. The raw materials for refining Xisui Pill are a bit hard to find, but refining the elixir that prolongs life Raw materials are not difficult to find.

The daily live broadcast of "Exchange Life" starts at six o'clock in the morning and ends at eight o'clock in the evening, but some cameras are turned on 24 hours a day. In case something interesting is captured, it can be broadcast on the TV station Clip it in.

After standing in line for half a month, in the camera, He Zhinian meditated on the tree at night and never went back to sleep.

Of course, the staff didn't think that He Zhinian could stay up for half a month. They all thought that he was meditating on a tree and sleeping, and they planned to make a tidbit about this, so that the audience would have a good time.

Zhao Yunruo, who woke up in the middle of the night and went to the yard to find someone, was convinced that he had found a kung fu master. The little dragon girl was sleeping on a rope, and his future master was sleeping on a tree. Only martial arts masters can do it.

Apprenticeship, must apprenticeship.

Not to mention, how well-behaved Zhao Yunruo has been for apprenticeship since he went up the mountain. The Zhao family members were amazed when they watched the live broadcast. Just watching Zhou Yi has changed a lot. Yi's personal data, 1 meter 73, 78 kg.

Although soft and cute, the tonnage is really not small, and the audience can feel that the flesh on this child is limp.

However, after half a month of live broadcast, the child's figure was visibly getting thinner, and the changes could be seen almost every day. His body looked a bit fat and empty, and he couldn't wear pants without elastic around his waist.

Everyone who has lost weight knows how difficult it is to lose weight. Even if you lose weight with a large base, you can't lose a lot of weight in half a month like this, and look at Zhou Yi's three meals a day—— Healthy enough, no junk food, but a decent portion.

Losing weight is nothing more than "keep your mouth shut and stretch your legs". Zhou Yi didn't go on a diet, and if you talk about exercise, he didn't. He just went to land reclamation every day. The amount of activity was not small, but compared with professional weight loss and weight loss exercises, land reclamation and farming Purely looking at strength, it doesn't look like it can make people lose so much weight.

The live broadcast lasted for half a month, and except for sleeping time, it can be said that the whole process was live broadcast. Such a large weight loss effect appeared under the noses of everyone, which was more shocking than any weight loss blogger's video.

At the request of many netizens, the program team specially brought an electronic scale from the foot of the mountain to measure the weight and height of the three children.

Compared with the data released at the beginning of the broadcast, Zhou Yi's size has not changed, and his weight has changed from 78 kg to 65 kg, that is to say, he has lost a total of 26 catties.

Meng Chang grew five centimeters taller and gained four kilograms in weight.

Zhou Yunruo grew four centimeters taller and gained three kilograms in weight.

[! ! !Is there an age limit for program group registration?I want to sign up! 】

[This...does anyone have a scientific explanation for it! 】

【As a professional weight loss blogger, my jaw dropped and I couldn’t pick it up. I can’t explain it with the professional knowledge I’ve learned. This is beyond the outline! 】

[Can adults participate in this program? The ones who are willing to pay tuition fees without notice! 】

[I want to send my younger brother who is less than 1.7 meters to participate in this show! 】

[Can I travel there? 】

[Finally found the most suitable place for vacation retirement. 】

[This effect makes me want to go back to my hometown and rent a piece of land to plant. 】

【Where was this filmed?I miss Kangkang~]

[Kneel begging to open a weight loss training camp after the show ends, I will be the first to sign up with my mother! 】

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