When a Cultivation Boss Dresses Up as Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]

With the example of the Liu family at the beginning, Grandma He did not persuade her anymore. Unlike her son who used to resell clothes and jewelry back and forth, how much can a few fish sell for?

He Zhinian has already borrowed the third grade volume [-] textbook from the teacher, but since this cheap dad came home, he doesn't just sit in his room and study all day like before.

Ordinary people have so many tricks, especially his father.

Can do carpentry, build chicken coops, dig traps, make fishing nets, and row boats to catch fish.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a talent, much better than the servants in his palace.

Don't underestimate the handyman, those who can be selected to be his handyman are the best among the outer disciples, with ingenuity and understanding.

Now that you have become a mortal person, you should learn more about how mortals live. God knows what kind of situation he will throw that bastard next time.

Not to mention how beautiful He Hai's childhood was, although everyone either avoided him or pitied him when they walked out of the house, it didn't affect He Hai's good mood at all.

He also has the best son in the world and the luckiest dad in the world!

His son would follow him to the front and back, and his son would be very supportive of whatever he did, and he would learn from him very seriously, looking at him with shining eyes, and his heart would be melted.

So he has to make money, buy new clothes, schoolbags, extra-curricular books for his son, buy a big house, take his son to the city to go to school, and live a decent life without letting his son be looked down upon because of him.

He Zhinian went fishing with his father, not only stealing from his teacher, but also secretly helping him.

Attaching an aura to the fishing net will attract nearby fish in groups, and soon the father and son will be able to return with a full load of fishing boats.

At the beginning, He Hai carried the fish to the city for retail sale, and bought a second-hand bicycle within a few days, and rode the bicycle back and forth to deliver the fish.

It was the autumn harvest at this moment, and the villagers were extremely busy, and because their family had little land to plant, they finished their work within two days.

When the autumn harvest is over, He Hai is not the only one who comes to fish.

He Hai changed to harvesting fish, but instead of common carp and grass carp, he harvested eels and soft-shelled turtles.

He often went to the fish delivery restaurant in the city, and the owner specifically asked about rice field eel and soft-shelled turtle, only then did he know that these two items have high nutritional value and are much more expensive than ordinary fish.

The world is different from before. In the past, whoever wanted eels and soft-shelled turtles had little meat and a fishy smell, and they were particularly difficult to deal with.

He Zhinian is also very strange, ordinary people in this world don't like fat fish, but like these two - ugly fish.

It's pretty ugly, whether it's an eel or a soft-shelled turtle, even if it transforms into a human form through cultivation in the future, its appearance is also average.

He Zhinian only knew that the price his father charged for these two kinds of fish was higher than the price that the villagers sold grass carp and carp in the city, and he didn't know how much profit there was in the middle.

However, he bought four sets of autumn clothes, three pairs of shoes, two new schoolbags, and bought stationery and extracurricular books. It should be a lot of money, right?

His classmates knew how much He Zhinian had changed.

He Hu looked at the son of a bitch who was not as good as him before, and he would come to school wearing new clothes from time to time. The sneakers on his feet were whiter than the chalk used by the teacher, and the broken glass bottle used to hold water had become a sticker. The painted jug.

The puppies also bring biscuits and candies to eat at school!

"A bad guy can buy these things for his son, why can't you buy them? I don't care, I want new shoes and clothes!"

He Hu kicked the door frame loudly, why should he live worse than a son of a bitch, his parents said before that the son of a bitch should live in a cowshed and eat rice bran.

"Don't call me here, go find your dad!" Wang Xiumei dismissed her son impatiently, she still wanted to wear new shoes and new clothes, she didn't have money, she had the ability to let He Jiang make money.

It would be weird if He Jiang could go to work to make money, he didn't understand the little things at home.

When others sow, he sows; when others reap, he also reaps.But when people were watering, he lay at home and slept soundly; when people were fertilizing, he was in a daze in the yard; when people were weeding, he hid in the house to enjoy the shade.

It's not busy at all. How much crops can be harvested in the field depends on whether God will show it or not.

God's face depends on his mood, and He Jiang's son's face doesn't depend on his mood, it depends on how much money he has in his pocket.

"I don't have any money, don't buy it, don't you know that the harvest in the field is not good this year? You still want new shoes and clothes, so sell me and see if I can exchange it for you."

He Hu coaxed his father: "Everyone has gone to the river to catch fish, and any fish they catch can be exchanged for money. Dad, you should go too. It must be easier than farming."

He Jiang sat on the small bench, with his back against the wall, squinting his eyes, and didn't look at his son: "I don't know, when did you see me catch fish, if you fall into the river and drown, then you won't have a father." gone."

He Jiang's gossip is not only played on his mother, but also on his son.

"It's time for you to grow taller. You look different every year. What's the use of buying new shoes and clothes now? You can wear them for two months at most, and you won't be able to wear them next year. It's not a waste of money. And you're a man, wearing them So what are you doing, you're a bitch, making people laugh."

He Hu stared at his father without blinking, knowing that he was fooling him, saying that a man can't dress well, but his sister is a woman, but all the clothes he wore were old clothes that he had worn before, and none of them were without patches. .

How fucking lazy.

Parents are lazy, if He Hu wants a pair of new shoes, then... he can only grab them.

After school, He Zhinian who was dragged into the narrow alley by He Hu: ...

"Go back and bring me the pair of shoes you wore yesterday. You are not allowed to tell the truth to the second uncle, just say that you gave it to me. If you are not obedient, then don't blame me for being rude." He Hu showed He punched his own fists, perhaps because he felt that they were not deterrent enough, so he added: "You are obedient, I will cover you if anything happens in the future."

Compared with killing and seizing treasures in the realm of comprehension, little dolls in the mortal world are indeed much more "merciful".

However, He Zhinian smiled: "Your parents definitely didn't know you were here, and they never told you that there are some people you can't mess with."

Both He Jiang and Wang Xiumei have been beaten before. If they knew that He Hu dared to come over to snatch his belongings and threatened him with his fists, I don't know whether they should feel relieved or fearful.

"Don't think that no one will dare to bully you when the second uncle is back. You forgot how you fell your head last time. Be honest and obedient. I promise you will not be beaten in the future."

This Taoist Lord needs your guarantee, the little doll in the mortal world, he didn't want to do anything at first, but now...

Well, it's still too weak, and it's really hard to arouse the interest of doing it. It's better to hit the baby's parents than to hit the baby. Isn't there an old saying in this world: if the son doesn't teach, it's the father's fault.

He Zhinian forgot that he also had a father. He Hu had bullied the original owner a lot in the past, but this time he took him out under the noses of many classmates. Some students who complained had already run back to inform their parents.

We all know that He Zhinian is different now. His father is back, and he still loves him very much. Unlike Grandma He before, every time He Zhinian is beaten, she doesn't hold him accountable, and even drags He Zhinian to others. Sorry, how can this be injustice.

He Zhinian only poked him a few times with his fingers, and saw that He Hu's clothes had softened, and was about to go home with him to meet He Jiang and Wang Xiumei, when he saw his father running over from a distance.

He Hu was screaming in pain just now, the son of a bitch didn't have this ability before, if he had used it long ago, he wouldn't be beaten and bullied all day long, so it must be taught by his second uncle.

Thinking about the rumors about the second uncle, he knocked down more than a dozen people with his bare hands, kicked people three feet away with one kick, and killed an old sow with one punch... I was very scared.

As soon as he saw the figure of the second uncle running towards this side, He Hu ran away and ran home in one breath, without even daring to turn his head.

He is better than his father. A few days ago, He Jiang was so scared that he peed his pants. When he ran away, his legs were weak, but he couldn't run at all.

Here, He Hai received the news that his son was being bullied, so he ran over from home directly. That brat He Hu had a good look, and he ran away before he was caught, but the monk couldn't escape the temple if he managed to escape.

"It's all right, where did you hit me? Let Dad see."

There is no obvious scar on the exposed place, could it be that it was hit on the body?He Hai was about to lift his clothes, but his son gently broke free.

"He didn't do anything, he just frightened me." He Zhinian honestly repeated what He Hai said just now.

Beating someone for a pair of broken shoes!

Ever since he started collecting eels and soft-shelled turtles, many people have told him about the things that the eldest couple have done. Since he entered five years ago, he has been robbing houses, and going there every day to take advantage of the mess. The nephew took the lead in bullying his son, calling him a 'buggy'!

He hasn't settled the account yet, and now he's causing trouble again.

If He Hai's previous temper was put aside, he would have to rush over and beat someone up now, but after five years in prison, he has learned a lot of legal knowledge, tempered his temper a lot, and is not so reckless in doing things.

How dare you bully his son!

He Hai intends to use this matter to teach his son, so he took He Zhinian with him the whole time, and took He Zhinian to find the head teacher and the principal. This is a matter between students, and the school must deal with it seriously.

Then he took He Zhinian to the elders of the family. Everyone knows what the boss has done in the past few years. In the future, he will not have this brother and break up this family. The book, several elders signed it as witnesses.

I also went to the village director and asked him to sign the divorce letter.

In the end, he went to He Jiang's house. It was still the two dilapidated adobe houses. His mother and son lived here for nearly five years. Why didn't the police arrest this kind of person.

"Second brother and Ah Lian are here, come and sit in the room, Xiaoxia hastened to pour water."

He Jiang was afraid of this father and son from the bottom of his heart. A big devil, a little devil, neither one is easy to provoke. Why is his son so blind? You got people into the house.

One piece of paper broke the family letter, and he was looking for the elders of the family and the village director. Even if he was sitting at home, many spectators came in and told him that the whole story was naturally clear, and it was all his fault. This silly son.

I can't stand the beating of the father and son. The younger one made his legs weak. I don't know how the second one taught him. Although He Zhinian's fist hurts, he can't see the trace afterwards. , No one would believe me if I wanted to cry.

The old and the young are all here. In order not to be beaten, I can only wrong my son. Anyway, this little bastard caused the incident.

Don't look at He Jiang's lazy body, but after all, he is a man in his prime, a man who is a little fat and not thin, and it is not difficult to beat a child.

At first he slapped him, probably because he was tired or hurt from the beating, so he picked up the broom in the yard, and He Hu was in so much pain that he kept swearing.

He Hai: Full of swear words, he is not at all as elegant as his son. He Jiang himself does not live up to expectations, and he can't even teach a child well.

He Zhinian: There are so many swear words in the mortal world. Thinking about applying all these words to Tian Dao, this is so cool!

One watched with relish, and the other listened with relish.

When He Jiang finally felt that it was almost done, put down the broom, and let go of his son, He Zhinian frowned unsatisfactorily. Why did he stop so quickly? He felt that He Hu's vocabulary still had a lot to be explored. There is space.

"It's because the child is ignorant. I have already taught him a lesson. Calm down, second brother. I promise he will never do it again."

Just take your son and go, don't stay any longer.

He Hai imitated the appearance of the prison guard in the detention center and smiled, trying his best to be as gentle and gentle as possible: "Comrade He Jiang's education of his own children has nothing to do with me. I came here for two things."

"First, you must have heard that I wrote the letter of divorce. From now on, we will no longer be brothers, and the two families will no longer be relatives. Mom, you have not given any filial piety in these years. According to the law , you have to pay alimony, a monthly or annual regular pension."

"Second, when we were brothers, you took a lot of money from me. Among other things, the house you live in now was also built with money from me. Although it is not much, it is I have to pay it back too."

There is not much left, Wang Xiumei, who is hiding in the house, is no longer as calm as when she heard her husband beating her son. The letter of divorce has been written, and the relationship will be terminated, but there is a fixed monthly alimony, and there is still money to be paid. This matter, this is really fatal!

It sounded like she was here to ask for money, not to beat someone, so Wang Xiumei hurried out of the house in a hurry.

"His second uncle's family really has no money. Take a look at this house. There is nothing valuable. The house is shabby and the harvest is not good this year. The tuition fees for the children are still in arrears. Your family has a big business. , please let us go, okay?"

He Jiang and his wife said all the good things, but in the end they didn't pay back the money. They just wrote an IOU to He Hai, and the arrears stated on the IOU were only 450 yuan for building the house.

The 450 yuan is just the profit of He Hai's trip to the city, but it is almost a year's income in He Jiang's land.

After returning home, He Hai said this to his son: "It doesn't matter whether they pay back the money or not. The important thing is that they have this IOU. They will have scruples in their hearts when they do anything in the future, and it can be regarded as a gift. Let them add to their displeasure."

He Hai is well aware of the psychology of his brother and sister-in-law. He never thought of repaying the money he took from him before. Writing the IOU today is equivalent to losing a sum of money for these two people.

"Is this a matter of 450 yuan? If you are asked to write an IOU, you just write it. How can you ask the second brother to borrow money in the future? If you write it this time, can you not write it next time? Besides, he will take out the IOU to fool you face, saying that if you don’t pay back the money, I won’t lend you any more money, what can you do?”

Wang Xiumei crossed her hips and lost her temper with her husband and children.

He Jiang squatted on the ground, with a drooping face: "What's the use of talking about it now, you were too cowardly just now, the relationship was broken, and you still wanted to borrow some money, I shouldn't have listened to you in the first place. What kind of house, hold on for a few years, and we will have money when the second one comes out."

It's not like now, the old second side seems to be up again, but it has nothing to do with them.