When a Cultivation Boss Dresses Up as Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]

What should I do if the mountain that has been wrapped down has become a tourist attraction?

Then collect tickets.

A mountain with no historical sites and no historical legends requires 200 yuan for the ticket to visit. After buying the ticket to enter, you need to abide by the special regulations here-do not harm the plants, or you will be fined [-] yuan per plant.

As a result, the tourists who came here for fame basically disappeared, but the wind direction on the Internet has also completely changed, from purely expecting positive reviews to condemning.

Netizens are mocking He Zhinian for cutting leeks to a new height. Others are selling products, but he is good, relying on touching porcelain, "harming plants" is too difficult to define, and uprooting is harm?Does stepping on one foot count as damage?

Think about money and go crazy!Even people with a lot of money don't like to come here to be touched by others.

It's just that in the TV circle, there is a legend circulating faintly - He Zhinian is a hidden master, and he is very accurate in divination.

But if you want to talk about who to tell the fortune, no one can give an example. I only know that the most powerful advocates are Deputy Director Liu of Watermelon TV and the director who became famous for "Exchanging Lives".

If you can't come up with examples, it's like being a pawn, not to mention that He Zhinian's current online reviews are terrible.

Collecting tickets and imposing fines are only the first fire on the Internet, and it is Li Chengzhi's external interviews that further anger netizens.

Li Chengzhi once said in front of the camera with tears in his eyes: "My adopted son, hey, that child doesn't recognize me now, so he can't be called an adopted son. Ever since he found out about his life experience, he has been calling me and my wife uncles and aunts." , You also know that he moved to live in the mountains very quickly at that time, and basically did not contact us... ".

In these years, the kindness of being born is heavy, but the kindness of raising is not so important.

According to Li Chengzhi, when he went to visit his adopted son on the mountain, he was threatened by his adopted son, saying that he wanted to break up with the Li family. If the Li family went to look for it again, they would sell the company secrets to their opponents.

Li Chengzhi burst into tears, and even produced evidence of his itinerary to see his adopted son.

He Zhinian's current impression to the public is that apart from his "look", there are only less positive things like "stingy", "crazy about money", "unfilial white-eyed wolf".

The name of the so-called 'master' is hard to believe, that is, people who are familiar with Deputy Director Liu and the director will trust the recommendation of these two, not the childcare hired by He Zhinian.

However, after a winter's tidying up, He Zhinian, who is about to own a whole mountain to farm after the beginning of spring, doesn't care about the rumors on the Internet, and he doesn't even have time to go online to read netizens' messages.

It was very cold in winter, although there were few plants and relatively less aura, but the severe cold weather could just exercise the monk's physique and willpower.

Now no one goes up the mountain. He goes down the mountain once a week to visit his grandparents and supplement some living materials. On weekdays, he stays alone on the mountain, with his upper body crossed, sitting cross-legged in the place where the wind and snow are the biggest, and exercising with the help of the cold. body.

24 hours a day is not enough, how can there be time to surf the Internet.

In the coldest winter, the entertainment circle also ushered in the biggest storm in the past 20 years - tax inspection.

This large-scale tax inspection was carried out in secret, and even the listed company didn't hear about it, and Li's naturally couldn't, and was caught off guard by the investigation.

As the legal person of the company, Li Chengzhi was directly arrested and handcuffed. When he was handcuffed, he suddenly remembered what his adopted son had said to him.

At that time, he thought it was a threat, but now that he thinks about it, could it be that it was really a warning?But how did He Zhinian know that there was such a big investigation.

Li Chengzhi was arrested and went there for two months. It was winter when he went in, and it was already spring when he came out. Between entering and leaving, Li's world has changed.

First, the word-of-mouth declined, the company's artists switched jobs, and then they paid a large amount of taxes and fines.

Mrs. Li was already half-dead, but at this time, Li Zhiyuan, Li Chengzhi's oldest illegitimate son, fought to the death with Li Xuesong in the company before, but his methods were much better than Li Xuesong's. While fighting for power in the company, he secretly poked at the company's corners.

The Li family was hit hard here, and they established their own entertainment company over there. The staff were all drawn from the Li family, not to mention the money, part of it was given by Li Chengzhi, and part of it was Li Zhiyuan who worked in the Li family. time transferred.

Although the scale is smaller than the current Li's, his company has just been established and has no stains. Unlike Li's, artists who can afford liquidated damages have already rushed to change jobs.

After Li Chengzhi was released from prison, in addition to dealing with the mess in front of him, he also sent someone to investigate He Zhinian. He wanted to know where the news of He Zhinian could remind him. Climbing to a big shot might be Li's current predicament.

But after some inquiring, Jin Thigh didn't inquire, what he inquired about was He Zhinian's identity as a 'Master Fortune Teller'.

It's so outrageous that people can't believe it, and even more outrageous things are yet to come.

There is a lot of rain in spring, and there are also many thunderstorms, even thunderstorms. Thunder is not surprising.

But on a sunny day, there are dark clouds rolling over a mountain, and thunder bursts, it looks like a heavy rain is coming, but the surrounding area is still sunny with the sun hanging high.

The first bolt of lightning struck down, straight to the top of the mountain.

The second lightning struck down, still striking the same place.

……

After the ninth strike was in its original position, the dark clouds gradually dissipated.

This kind of scene frightened the people in Hejiapo. You must know that there is a young man from their village living on that mountain. Grandpa He and Grandma He can still stand still, but their faces are pale, and there are constant cold sweats on their foreheads. out.

When the dark clouds gradually dissipated, Grandpa He said to the crowd: "I'll go and call Zhinian. The mountain is so big and there is a lightning rod installed on the roof. He must be fine."

"Yes, yes, the child must be fine."

"Today's weather is also weird. Why is there thunder on that mountain? I have never seen such weather in my life."

"Who says it's not? I'm 90 years old and I've never seen it."

Everyone still felt lingering fear when they said it at this time. Grandpa He and Grandma He looked at each other in pairs, with fear and expectation that only the other party knows.

Three days ago, they knew that there would be such a thunder disaster.

Yes, it's thunder disasters, not the weather.

Three days ago, He Zhinian made a special trip down the mountain. At that time, he was already attacking the foundation building. In order to prevent the two old men from being frightened by the thunder disaster, he made a... popular science in advance.

The words 'Xiu Xian', 'Building Foundation', and 'Thunder Tribulation' stunned the two old men, but even if they talked about being struck by lightning, people couldn't help worrying about it. The lightning rod, but the thunder was so powerful just now, the two old people also doubted, did the lightning rod come in handy?

Fortunately, when the call was made, someone answered it.

He Zhinian was in a bit of a panic, he couldn't help that the clothes on his body were just ordinary clothes, even if he added formations, he couldn't hold up to the thunder calamity, the clothes on his body were already tattered when the nine thunderbolts struck him up.

The lightning rods he had prepared earlier were useless. Those lightning rods seemed to have eyes. He could strike wherever he stood, regardless of whether the lightning rods were lightning rods or not.

"Grandpa and grandma, I'm fine. I'll go down the mountain this afternoon. Don't worry."

The reason why it was afternoon and not now, of course, was to take advantage of the heat to meditate and practice.

The people living in Hejiapo are old people and children. Not many people use mobile phones. Most of them still use mobile phones for the elderly. Even if there are one or two smart phones, they are not in the habit of taking videos.

But today is different, Hejiapo is no longer the unknown Hejiapo a year ago, but a well-known village on the Internet.

He Zhinian’s mountain collects tickets, and has also formulated a rather harsh “touching porcelain” clause, so no one will go up the mountain if he is wronged, but there are quite a few young people who come to Hejiapo for tourism. They don’t climb He Zhinian’s mountain. The mountain next to it is not bad, anyway, it is so close, maybe it also has the effect of beauty and weight loss.

Therefore, during the thunderstorm just now, some took photos, some took short videos, and some broadcasted it in real time.

[Where is the Taoist friend going through the catastrophe here? 】

[This is definitely the most realistic scene of crossing the catastrophe I have ever seen, even more shocking than the special effects in Xianxia movies! 】

[It was said before that there are immortals on this mountain, so there must be immortals who are here to survive the tribulation, right? 】

[Immortals still need to cross the catastrophe?Only cultivators need it! 】

[He Zhinian wants money after death, so who else will go on the mountain?Which cultivator can stand such a lie? 】

【Could it be...】

【Will it...】

[Yes... I heard people in the industry say that He Zhinian is a master of fortune-telling. 】

[What circle?Taoist circle?monk circle?Or the metaphysics circle? 】

[It's the entertainment industry, anyway, Xigua TV really believes in He Zhinian. 】

[Then why didn't He Zhinian include the big purge in the entertainment industry during the Chinese New Year, which involved his adoptive father's company. 】

[Li Chengzhi has already said that He Zhinian is not filial, since he is not filial, why should he help avoid disasters. 】

[Even parents are not filial, such a person can cultivate immortality?Didn't it just hit a few mines?What about you? 】

[When did you see Dalei like this upstairs? Let’s talk about the relationship between whether a person cultivates immortality or not and his moral character. Look at the scenes of He Zhinian in "Exchanging Lives", that face, that skin, that skill, that physical strength, what do you think? Is it normal? 】

[There is also Zhou Yi's weight, Meng Chang and Zhao Yunruo's height, thinking about it now, it's frightening...]

Before He Zhinian went down the mountain, He Zhinian welcomed the guests who went up the mountain.

"Mr. He, this is our certificate. Take a look. We want to know something about you." The leading middle-aged man said.

There are a lot of certificates for these people, just like the number of people who came here. There are certificates from a certain national security department, police certificates, Taoist priest certificates, and monk certificates.

So... is this too much noise?

He Zhinian only glanced a few times: "What do you want to know?"

"Can you explain the weather before? Only the mountain where you are is covered with dark clouds, and the thunder only strikes this mountain. According to our detection, the nine lightning strikes all struck one place, and that is you. When we saw the video and data, we were shocked, can you give an explanation?"

Well, I almost forgot that now that there are satellite surveillance and drones, crossing the robbery has become a thing without privacy at all.

If He Zhinian could have thought of it earlier, he would have put a few more formations on his clothes, so that he wouldn't be photographed looking tattered.

"As you can see, I am crossing a catastrophe. Taoists should be aware of this, right?"

The two old Taoists who came here came from the two largest Taoist temples in the country, and they were also the leaders of the Taoist Association. Hearing this, he was a little helpless.

"There was a record in the classics, but we all thought it was just a legend. We never thought that there really was a catastrophe. Is Mr. He cultivating immortality? Is there a teacher?"

He Zhinian didn't understand Taoism in this world, so he never wanted to decline to this point, but it's not surprising that the aura here is so thin.

"It's cultivating immortals, and there are also masters, but they are all taught in dreams, and after I came to this mountain, I think it may have something to do with this mountain."

When it comes to 'Cultivating Immortals', we have to sit down and chat slowly, and we can't finish talking for a while.

Except for the part about him coming from another world, He Zhinian said everything he could say, including the conditions for cultivating immortals, the differences in spiritual energy in different places, the level of cultivating immortals, and even said that he can now make alchemy and draw talismans.

The amount of information is really too much. The group talked from day to night. If it weren't for the video footage captured during the day, what this Mr. He said would be too much like telling a story.

"Since you are an immortal cultivator, can you show us? Flying to the sky? Telling fortune?"

"Flying into the sky and escaping from the ground is not enough. I have just built the foundation, and if I want to fly into the sky, I need to use magic tools." Seeing the disappointment on the faces of some of them, He Zhinian said again, "Although you can't fly into the sky, you can hover in the air. "

He Zhinian walked out of the house, tiptoe lightly, the whole body rose slowly, stopped at a position 60 meters away, kept still, and shouted to the people below: "You can fly around the mountain, and go farther away. It won't work."

Even with this psychological preparation, even Taoist monks are shocked to see someone who can hover in the air against common sense.

Nowadays, even if they escape into Buddhism, they must have a diploma and pass the national certification, so they have also studied physics and politics, and their deep-rooted concepts have already been deeply rooted in their bones. Flying Apsaras is too contrary to science.

"Okay, Mr. He, come down first."

Cultivating Immortals is true, so what Mr. He said before may also be true.

"Xiao Liu, tell Mr. He that I'll be there in an hour." The voice of a security chief came from the communicator.

From the moment they met He Zhinian, the whole process was audio- and video-recorded and sent to the meeting rooms of several relevant departments in real time.

And He Zhinian's own information, his experiences from childhood to adulthood, have also been placed on the desk.

For the country, if it wants to investigate a person, that person basically has no secrets.

As He Zhinian said, before moving to this mountain, He Zhinian was just a relatively good ordinary person. His sports scores from elementary school to university were all within the normal range, and nothing more metaphysical happened. .

It wasn't until he moved to this mountain that He Zhinian gradually became different, with a better-looking face, better physical strength, and the nationally popular "Exchange Life"...

In fact, when "Exchanging Lives" caused a large-scale discussion, the relevant departments had already noticed it, and even investigated the results of the three children's physical examinations.

Too much weight loss and height gain in a short period of time is unscientific. At that time, it was suspected that some special measures were taken, which would damage the child's health.

However, the results of the physical examination showed that these three children were healthier than most of the children, and compared with the results of the physical examination before participating in "Life Exchange", the three children who lost weight and gained so much, their physical fitness was greatly improved.

For the Chinese people, who grew up watching Journey to the West, the gods and Buddhas of the gods, demons and ghosts, now that there are people who can cultivate immortals, then the corresponding...will there be others?

When Director Mo arrived, He Zhinian was introducing the elixir to everyone.

After the establishment of the foundation, the elixirs that can be practiced are limited, and at the same time are limited by the types of medicinal materials in this world, so there are only three kinds of elixirs he can practice.

"One is the elixir that prolongs life. The effect depends on the quality of the elixir. A better quality elixir can prolong life by more than ten years, and a poor quality elixir may last for a year or a half."

"One is a elixir that removes impurities in the body. Humans eat five grains. Modern people not only eat five grains, but also various food additives. This elixir can remove impurities and toxins in the body."

"The last one is a elixir for beauty and beauty, so it makes the skin more tender and the hair more black and shiny."

For those present, the last pill is okay, but the first two pills are too exciting, especially the first one.

Those Chinese scientists, engineers, leaders, doctors, soldiers...the generation that is called the hardest who are about to face old age, if there is a life-prolonging elixir, it will undoubtedly be a huge surprise for the country .

Even as ordinary people, they have their own relatives and elders, and no one does not hope that their relatives can live a few more years.

Even Chief Mo, who rushed over in a hurry, was a little uneasy: "Mr. He, is the life-prolonging medicine you mentioned easy to practice?"

"It's definitely not mass-produced. I practice a batch of pills every day by myself, that is, hundreds of pills, and the medicinal materials used are still relatively precious, so it is impossible to refine them on a large scale."

"Can you list the medicinal materials you need?"

"Of course." He Zhinian confessed so happily, didn't he just want to cooperate with the country, which is mutually beneficial and win-win for both sides.

Moreover, except for the life in Interstellar, he basically stayed in the country of Hua in every life. He experienced the suffering of this country, and also experienced the rise and prosperity of this country. How could he have no feelings.

Director Mo came here in person, not to talk about cooperation, but to recruit people. The department he leads already has many special talents, but He Zhinian's situation is particularly special.

"I heard you say that the intensity of aura varies from place to place. Is it true that the mountain where you are staying now has a richer aura?"

"That's right, I think the concentration of aura may be directly proportional to the number of plants, and I'm a wood spirit root. The plants I plant myself can not only make the surrounding aura more intense, but the fruits they produce also contain aura, which is eaten by ordinary people. Yes, it is also very beneficial.”

Director Mo nodded. No wonder He Zhinian has been cultivating wasteland for more than half a year: "Is there any fruit of spiritual energy? We want to take it out for identification to see its composition and effect."

Can there be no, after planting such a large piece of land, digging out what to eat and send out, there is still a lot left.

"Comrade He Zhinian, I hope you can join us. If what you said is true, the state can pay for the elixir you refined and the fruits you planted. At the same time, your safety will be guaranteed to avoid the harm of unrelated people. Interference, to provide you with a good environment for cultivating immortals. But at the same time, you also need to obey the arrangements of the state, and the matter of cultivating immortals must be kept secret from the outside world, and you should not sell these things to the outside world."

'A good environment for cultivating immortals' is what we want.

He Zhinian's eyes lit up. In this way, he can plant as much land as he wants, and he can plant whatever plants he wants, and he doesn't need to open up wasteland. If he wants to water, someone will pass the water pipe , If you want to refine any kind of elixir, someone will provide the medicinal materials, and you don't have to go to fortune-telling for money. The country will definitely not let him suffer if he comes forward to purchase.

"Okay, I am willing to join your bureau."

Just... agree?

Director Mo was stunned: "Comrade He, do you have any requests? We will try our best to satisfy you."

"I don't have any requirements." He Zhinian scratched his head, and he was about to provide him with a good environment for cultivating immortals. What else could he ask for, "My grandparents are getting old, and I was afraid that they would worry about it before, so I put aside the matter of cultivating immortals." Tell them, but they're sure they won't say it."

"It's understandable." Chief Mo smiled, almost forgetting that the person standing in front of him was not an unworldly ancestor, but a child whose biological parents had both left in a car accident, except for the adoptive parents who had fallen out, relatives Only the old couple living in Hejiapo remained.

"Considering that the two elderly people are indeed not young, the organization will arrange someone to take care of them. Please rest assured, Comrade He." Director Mo promised, "Before I came, I heard you said that cultivating immortals requires people with spiritual roots to cultivate, so why? Can you determine whether you have spiritual roots? Does Comrade He have the will to teach people how to cultivate immortals? There are more people and more power."

He Zhinian knew that he would definitely ask this question: "Detecting spiritual roots requires a spirit measuring tool. I don't have one now, but I can try to refine one. I will list the materials needed for you. If the materials are complete, I will guess one. You should be able to practice it in two months, but I have never taught anyone how to cultivate immortals, so I can't be sure if I can teach it."

"Understood." Director Mo didn't force it. Even if the other party told others that everyone can cultivate immortals, he didn't dare to let too many people come and try. Crossing the river by feeling the stones, naturally the more cautious the better.

"You are welcome to join us. Someone will send the documents tomorrow, and the people in Hejiapo will move out as soon as possible. Comrade He's grandparents are insiders. They can choose to stay or move out under the condition of confidentiality. Elsewhere, another army will be stationed here, and the vicinity will be surrounded, and people are prohibited from entering and leaving at will..."

Talking about future plans, we chatted for another night. He Zhinian was in high spirits and never even yawned.

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