Penggli Rhapsody

How does it feel to live to the point where you suddenly find that you have an additional adoptive father, and the candidate for the adoptive father is someone who has been cursed countless times by you in the past to be able to drink water and choke to death?

Osamu Dazai once thought that a boring life without any waves day after day was boring enough to make people lose the desire to live.

But in fact, there will always be some things in life, telling him that this thing in life can make life better than death.

What is the meaning of human life to this world?

For Dazai, the answer is no.

So today's suicide is a matter of course. The water of the moat outside Balian Castle and Vengley Castle looks so breathtaking that people can't help but want to throw themselves into its arms!

"...Mr. Dazai, although the moat outside Vongola Castle is not powered on during the day, the depth of the water is still deadly."

Every day, he rescued the new member of Balian who threw himself into the river when he disagreed with each other. Senior member A of Vengley was really speechless at the young man's sloppy face of life.

"Is this the Yellow Spring?" Osamu Dazai, who was choked by the water flow of the moat and stared at the stars, asked in a daze.

"This is hell!" Coach Balian who rushed over to train Dazai Osamu stepped on Dazai Osamu's body under the horrible expression of Balian member A.

"You still have time to play in the water. It seems that daily training is not enough to satisfy Dazai's physical strength." Balian's coach said with a sneer.

"Then the next upgraded version of training, Dazai, you must be able to handle it with ease."

"..." Osamu Dazai.

Seeing Osamu Dazai being dragged away by the coach, member A of Pengelie returned to work silently.

How should I put it, maybe that coach is right in saying that the hell in the world is not easy to enter, but the hell of Balian is open.

--welcome!

By the time Osamu Dazai struggled extremely hard to climb out of the hell named Balian, it was already two days later.

With his last breath, Osamu Dazai sent an extremely urgent message to his friend Sakunosuke Oda, who is far away in Japan and lives a peaceful life.

'Dead, please burn the paper! '—Osamu Dazai.

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

"The process of this project is roughly like this. Our Fengji Foundation has attached great importance to this project recently. Odasaku, please pay attention... Are you listening?" A female member of the Fengji Foundation asked.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was sitting in the conference room with a group of members of the Fengji Foundation, calmly crossed the chat box from his friend Osamu Dazai on the laptop, and replied.

"Well, I heard it. I will keep an eye on the process of this project and give an early warning if something happens."

"That's good. That's all for this meeting. We can adjourn it now." A female member of the Fengji Consortium nodded.

After leaving the meeting room with the laptop in his arms, on the way back to the office, a male colleague next to Oda Sakunosuke mentioned the dinner party tonight.

"Odasaku, are you coming or not, this time we are going to eat barbecue at Bingsheng Street!" A male colleague habitually extended an invitation.

Under normal circumstances, Oda Sakunosuke, a well-recognized good old man, would not seldom refuse a dinner party with his colleagues. After all, five children in the family can now board at Bingsheng School. obstacles.

Today, however, is a little different.

"Sorry, I have something to do after get off work today." Oda Sakunosuke paused, and the reason given was.

"Give me a friend...burning paper."

Oda Sakunosuke has a serious personality, and he really burns paper when he says he burns paper, and the smoke-smelling fire in his courtyard lasts until night.

In the middle of the night, Ango Sakaguchi, who was working overtime in the Supernatural Special Affairs Division until his hairline was in danger, accidentally clicked into a chat group that he hadn't joined for a long time.

A chat group with only three people.

Oda Sakunosuke jumped to Nammori after the previous Mimic incident, and he didn't appear in the chat group for a while because of various trivial matters.

And Osamu Dazai disappeared for several months for unknown reasons.

Every time Ango Sakaguchi, who returned from undercover undercover in the port mafia and returned to the Supernatural Secret Service, wanted to ask about the situation of these two friends, he always put down his mobile phone halfway.

How should I put it, probably a guilty conscience.

The Mimic incident involving the five children of Oda Sakunosuke's family before, and Ango Sakaguchi, who went from undercover to the Port Mafia from the Special Agents Division to the Port Mafia, from the Port Mafia to the Mimic Organization, and was countered by Mimic to return to the Port Mafia member.

In general, there are inextricably linked anyway.

And almost hurt his friend because of espionage, Ango Sakaguchi was somewhat unable to face Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu.

So Oda Sakunosuke and the others had no news for several months this time. Knowing that they were probably not in danger, Ango Sakaguchi of the ostrich didn't dare to take the initiative to speak and ask in the group.

For Sakaguchi Ango's delicate guilt thoughts, Oda Sakunosuke really didn't know, but Dazai Osamu might have guessed it, but due to the reason of venting his anger, Dazai Osamu also pretended not to know about it.

So after these few months, I finally saw a group of messages appearing on my mobile phone. Ango Sakaguchi, who was working overtime, couldn't help crying.

But this little touch stopped at Ango Sakaguchi seeing clearly what issues Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu were discussing in the group.

【Osamu Dazai: Excuse me, is there any efficient way to kill a father? 】

[Oda Sakunosuke: Don't make trouble, didn't you say that you are an orphan, where did your father come from? 】

【Osamu Dazai: I just discovered that Mr. Mori is my long-lost old father. 】

【Oda Sakunosuke: ...】

【Osamu Dazai: No kidding, legally I should be called Moriji. 】

【Osamu Dazai: @非口安吾, is there any convenient way to change the surname on the government side? Professionals will explain it. 】

Swiping the phone screen to see this, Ango Sakaguchi spat out the coffee in his mouth with a 'puchi', choked for a while, and then entered the text in the group with trembling hands.

[Ango Sakaguchi: In this case, we generally recommend getting married directly. Once married, the surname will be changed naturally. There is no need to go to the government agency to register, saving time and effort. 】

By the way, I will share the URL of a government website for online marriage registration in the group.

[Oda Sakunosuke: ... Hahahaha! 】

[Osamu Dazai: Just right, let’s get a marriage certificate one day, shall we? 】

I want to see Osamu Dazai's jokes and see who's lower limit is better than anyone else's. Anyway, Osamu Dazai is not afraid.

In a hurry, Osamu Dazai directly dragged the people around him to register for marriage, and Osamu Dazai was completely capable of doing this.

[Ango Sakaguchi: ...I'm just joking, please let QAQ go! 】

[Ango Sakaguchi: Seriously, Dazai, you are so limitless, why are you afraid of Mr. Mori, he is your legal father now, strictly speaking you have the upper hand. 】

I have only heard that a son can kill his father, but few people have heard that a father can suppress his own unlucky child.

In various senses, the father-son relationship is the most stable debt collection relationship, the kind that has no deadline.

It's a pity that this news is a few years late. I knew that Osamu Dazai and Mori Ogai had such a relationship. A few years ago, I could sue Mori Ogai for abuse｜Tong!

Whether to convict or not is one thing, but whether or not to hate others is another.

【Osamu Dazai: You reminded me. 】

Osamu Dazai, who was lying on his back in the training ground of Balian Castle, had an idea with his mobile phone, and sent a message to Mori Ogai who hadn't contacted him for a long time far away in the hemisphere.

So Mori Ogai, who was woken up by the notification sound of his mobile phone in the middle of the night, squinted his eyes and saw that the person who sent him a message was the kite disciple Osamu Dazai who had not contacted him for several months and had already disconnected by visual inspection.

[Osamu Dazai: Dad, I don’t have pocket money for studying abroad, so give me some money. 】

One sentence woke up Mori Ogai.

The author has something to say: Da Zai: let's die together!

The line of gin needs to be arranged, and I will find my feeling in the transition of a few chapters, and compare my heart!

Cheer up for those who are about to take the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, take care of your health, and get a title on the gold list!

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