Penggli Rhapsody

Yokohama is full of traffic and lights at night.

After Rambo Bovino used the bar as a restaurant before, because the hotel he lived in was not far from here, and he didn’t need to take a taxi, Aizen Bovino walked alone on the street where people came and went .

When he received a suspected fraudulent call, Rambo Povino was standing at a certain intersection waiting for a red light.

"...I didn't mean to look down on you, but among my brothers..." Lambo Bovino couldn't help but choked when he said the word 'brother', before continuing.

"You said you kidnapped Chuya, there must be evidence, why don't you ask my brother to answer the phone first?"

"Are you stupid? You can't tell if this mobile phone number belongs to your brother!" The kidnapper on the other end of the phone sounded particularly irritable.

Lambo Bovino took down the mobile phone next to his ear and put it in front of his eyes without any trace. The name of the caller displayed on the mobile phone was indeed from Zhongye of Zhongyuan.

A person with abilities like Zhongya Zhongya would not easily lose his mobile phone.

Moreover, there are too many things that can be exposed by a private number, so even if you really lose your phone, basically the phone will automatically destroy the data without leaving any traces.

A kidnapper who doesn't sound very smart like this can get a mobile phone from a powerful person like Nakahara Nakaya, and can use the intact mobile phone to make blackmail calls to Rambo Povino here, the answer is not obvious up.

——Chuya Zhongyuan is fishing for law enforcement.

I probably guessed that there was nothing wrong in the Central Plains, but after pretending, it was rare to encounter such a thing, and the mischievousness of the young people on Rambo Bovino's side came right away.

"Brother kidnapper, there are people called thieves in this world." Watching the change of the traffic lights ahead, Rambo Povino slowly paced the street while avoiding the crowds.

"Don't think that you can cheat money by stealing a mobile phone. Let me tell you, I have seen more fraudulent calls than you have eaten rice!"

Leaving such a sentence behind, Rambo Bovino resolutely hung up the phone, expressing with actions that he would not associate with liars.

"..." The kidnapper.

In a dilapidated warehouse, the hands-free was turned on but the young-looking Nakahara Nakaya, who was tied up beside him, could not speak. As a result, the vicious kidnapper who hung up the phone kicked Nakahara Nakaya with a fierce look in his eyes, and said.

"Is this what you said you could come to redeem your own brother?"

As a result, this brother hangs up the phone sternly after receiving the call from the kidnappers, playing with them!

"..." Nakahara Chuya, who can only pretend to be weak during the mission.

"Let me talk to him." Nakahara Chuya held back his anger, lowered his head and said without seeing his expression clearly,

"I've told you a long time ago that my family is very rich, and every month my family receives [-] or [-] scam calls. If Lan Bo didn't hear my voice, he wouldn't believe it."

"Boss, what if this kid suddenly reveals his address when he's on the phone?" A young kidnapper said worriedly with an iron rod in his hand.

"We didn't blindfold him when we dragged him here."

Zhongya Zhongya saw the location along the way, which is why the kidnapper didn't let Zhongya himself speak when he called his "brother" Lanbo just now, for fear of accidentally attracting the police.

"If you had knocked him unconscious and dragged him over when you tied him up, how could there be so much trouble now!" The kidnapper boss kicked the little brother next to him with Zhongya's cell phone in his hand.

The young kidnapper knelt on the ground clutching his stomach, sweating profusely and dared not speak any more. The kidnappers on the side suddenly fell silent.

"..." Chuya Zhongyuan.

With this IQ, he can be a kidnapper?The gray area is really getting less and less picky now.

If he didn't want to stay here and wait for the people behind the kidnappers to show up, at least to get some clues, Zhongyuan Zhong also usually has no patience to communicate with these useless waste.

It's a pity that Dazai Osamu, one of the two blacks who can use his brain to find clues, is now far away in Sicily, and he can only complete these tasks that are usually not compatible with the Central Plains.

For the sake of BOSS Mori Ogai, Nakahara Chuya endured the irritability in his heart, imitating Osamu Dazai's method of confusing the enemy in the past, and said in a 'low voice'.

"I won't tell you the address here. You have guns, so I won't seek death." Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his head and added.

"I'll just make a phone call with Lanbo, and you can turn on the speakerphone, so that Lanbo will believe it."

Zhongyuan Zhong also made it clear this time, the kidnapper boss hesitated for a moment, but agreed.

"Be honest, you know! If you dare to say something that shouldn't be said, I'll shoot you down!"

The beeping of the mobile phone sounded again in the dilapidated warehouse, and Zhongyuan Zhongye heard Rambo Bovino's voice a few seconds later.

"Hello." Rambo Povino's voice was clear.

"It's me." Nakahara Chuya's voice was also very clear.

But before Zhongyuanzhong could hint to let it go, Lambo Bovino said bluffingly: "Brother, I found your mobile phone, and a liar called me just now to say that you were arrested." Kidnapped."

"..." Zhongyuan Zhong also choked suddenly.

Who is the brother calling! ! ! ! ! !

Rambo Povino squeezed Chuya Nakahara's seniority down with just one mouthful. This familiar tone is the same as when Rambo Povino and others made fun of Chuya Nakahara because of his height when he was in the mafia school. The tune is the same.

Being teased so much, Zhongyuan Zhong, who is habitually wanting to blow up his hair, almost couldn't control it and directly turned on the gravity to finish the calf.

However, thinking that after working overtime for so long, Zhongyuan Zhong also came into contact with some mission clues by mistake this evening. If he gets mad now, all previous efforts will be wasted, so Zhongyuan Zhong endured it.

"...Brother, I've been kidnapped!" Nakahara Chuya's tone was very angry, his temper was no different from that of a middle school student in the second year of middle school, no wonder these kidnappers would kidnap the wrong person.

Now Rambo Povino on the other end of the phone "...".

——Nakaya didn't get mad like this, it seems that the task on Nakaya's side is really serious.

So Rambo Bovino, who was a little serious, didn't hold back his little friends here, and was "shocked" by his very acting skills.

"What! Kidnapping?!"

"Oh my God, my brother is still young, you guys are merciful, big brother kidnapper, you can discuss how much money you want, please don't hurt my brother!"

With the exclamation point and twists and turns, Rambo Bovino's sincere brotherhood is really in place.

"5000 million, take the money to XXX Road in two hours, and don't wait when it's over!" The kidnapper boss said domineeringly.

"No problem, I'm going to find my father to raise money right now, brother, just wait!" Rambo Bovino called again sincerely, and then hung up the phone.

"..." Chuya Zhongyuan.

Little brother, you little brother, wait for him to finish this mission, Lan Bo, and you will die!

...Also, where do they have a father, don't add drama without authorization, okay!

On the other side, Rambo Bovino, who hung up the phone, sent a message out of the idea that it is better to be alone than to be happy alone.

【Dad, I don’t have any pocket money recently, call me some. 】

"..." Osamu Dazai who received the message

This familiar writing format and modal particles, upon closer inspection, are quite similar to the money request message sent by Osamu Dazai to Mori Ogai a few days ago.

... Could this be the legendary Tit for Tat?

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