I fell off the horse after pretending to be Mengxin

The company implements a five-day working system from eight to six, but the project department often works overtime. Although there are overtime subsidies, it is common to be too busy when encountering things.

But the premise is that the project department.

At [-]:[-] p.m., everyone in the programming department rushed to evacuate and sell things. Wei Yu couldn't see anyone when he came back from the toilet, so he had to pack up his things and go home.

He still has commitments to make this weekend.

Make up for the last live broadcast time of Gu Gu brothers.

Wei Yu sighed, took a bite of the barbecued pork from the restaurant downstairs, and turned on his phone.

Master Wei's live broadcast is about to begin!

【You came!Make up time on weekends, don't try to gulp. 】

[Why did you go these days?If you are absent-minded while playing games, you don’t even look at the barrage while queuing up, so you won’t be really thinking about spring, right? 】

[Who is so unlucky to be fucked by A Weisi, it is recommended to step over the brazier to suppress the shock. 】

"A bunch of bastards, it's because I have a strong heart that I can still broadcast live here." Wei Yu cursed, and suddenly saw a message in the game.

[Fighting Cat Qixi]: Check WeChat.

[I smell melon. 】

【Qixi: I am pregnant, the child is not yours. 】

[Let me go, this brain hole is so big that I don't know what to complain about. 】

Wei Yu clicked on WeChat, a new message from 2 minutes ago.

He glanced at it briefly, and probably understood what it meant, "What are you thinking about...it's about the cat fighting league."

"Doumao is holding a king's high school competition, Qixi was invited to be the final guest, and asked me if I want a piece."

Wei Yu muttered, "I'm so bored, it's not an anchor competition, why are you calling me. The guests have to bring the winning players to play games, how can there be so much time, my peak score has been stuck for two full days."

[Don't worry, Qixi is the only guest who still lacks interest, and I must watch your match. 】

[Guests earn money, bro, why don’t you go here? 】

【I participated in this college competition, I really want to meet Ah Wei. 】

【If Ah Wei goes, will he show his face? 】

[Good guy, I found the reason why Ah Wei didn't dare to go, he was afraid of dying in the light. 】

[It’s okay baby, I love you even if you are 160cm tall and weigh 160kg. 】

[No male mothers, no male mothers! 】

"No, no. Let me tell you one last time, I'm a handsome guy, the kind who is so handsome that Hua Jianhua sees a flat tire while driving." Wei Yu flatly vetoed it and sent a message back to Qixi.

[Wei]: Get a hammer, NO.

[Wei]: During the retreat at the beginning of the season, don't bother me about anything other than scoring. Thank you.

【Qixi】:...All right.

Putting down the Macintosh, Wei Yu specially washed his hands, wiped them with a towel, and pressed the matching button respectfully and reverently.

The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, God give me four immortal teammates and pheasant opponents!

Players are successfully matched.

The mysterious page is gradually revealed, and the end of the BP selection is likely to determine the outcome of this game.

Then he saw...

One or two, plus himself.

There are five players in one game, and three of them are shooters.

Wei Yu: ...

"Is it Ah Wei? You have a high score, you play." A young shooter gave up his position in time, and took out his only regular support, Ming Shiyin.

There are 52 games played, with a winning rate of 37%.

He cheered loudly: "I can finally assist Weishen!"

Wei Yu: ...

Depend on!

Three hours passed.

Wei Yu wins or loses in the peak battlefield, like a boat heaving and falling.

The matching mechanism of the king can always bring great excitement to people. You never know if there will be a pool of sticky shit suddenly when you climb over this mountain. losing streak.

Wei Yu smiled, tears unconsciously covering his face.

Wonderful, so wonderful woo woo woo.

"Playing with a rookie is really the most painful thing in life." He concluded, "Don't come to play the rookie, teaching you is more annoying than teaching a pig."

[Classic "You cook like a master"]

【Your dishes look like 1800 points】

[Anyway, it's suspended, why don't we take a break first]

【Play something else】

It is indeed time to rest.

Wei Yu put down his phone, turned around and took out a can of cold beer, and sat on the balcony to take a sip.

The coldness of the beer and the carbon dioxide from carbonation exploded in his mouth together, which made his nerves a little bit sober after being tortured by the game.

At the same time, Wen Yu posted a message in the group.

It's a bunch of forwarded screenshots of the chat records, probably from the group of kings who worked overtime after today's training match, and the efficiency is quite high.

I don't know what I'm drawing.

Click on the chat history, and it is also classified according to each location. Among them, Xiong Ping has the most, and Jiang Ziya is almost embarrassingly complained by the project department.

If there is a like function, he really wants to give a like to the group of people in the project department.

Nice job.

As for the jungler, few people can find fault with him.

Luna mentioned some small mistakes in Qing Ye's positioning, but in Wei Yu's view, they were all nitpicking.

It's so perfect, isn't it early to play professional games?

Wei Yu pulled to the bottom and saw himself.

No one from Qiao Gongsunli in the lane mentioned him, but he complained a lot in the middle lane and the confrontation lane, such as promiscuous skills, moving forward, etc. The two of them took on the role of five people, but it seemed that there was not much content .

After reading the record, everyone who dived came up one after another.

[Gan Guozi]: Thank you, Minister Wen, the minister is paying attention~ I don't need the prizes of this competition anymore, I am very satisfied if I can learn something!

[Old Bear]: ...you embarrass me like this.

[Old Bear]: Thank you, Minister.

[Wei]: Thank you senior.

They are all called ministers, and only Wei Yu is called senior.

The relationship feels a lot closer.

【. ]: What is this Luna farting?

【. ]: He plays better than me?If you made a mistake in receiving the imprint, the big move was cut off, and you were beaten to death by the set fire?Why didn't he say that Luna was killed by Remnant Blood Di Renjie and then robbed the dragon?Still pretending to be a master, right?

When Wei Yu saw this line of words, he burst out laughing.

This full stop is the new jungler. I didn't expect to have a bad temper. It's not easy to grow up to this age.

Then he saw the next message.

【. ]: Senior, I heard that two foreign players are allowed in this competition, right?

【. 】: That rubbish Di Renjie is also replaced. I know a shooter who wants to participate in the college league together. He is a hundred times better than him.

Wei Yu: ...Oh?

Withdraw the foreword.

This hated little bastard is a bastard of the ultimate evolutionary body.

Wei Yu's face suddenly became gloomy, as if sensing his thoughts, the private chat rang instantly.

[Wen Yu]: I'm sorry, elementary school boy, the jungler is just a freshman, he may be relatively young and used to being pampered.

[Wen Yu]: I will teach him a lesson.

[Wen Yu]: The cat lifts the hammer.jpg

[Wei]: I'm fine.

[Wen Yu]: Really?

Wei Yu thought for a while, took out his phone, took a picture of holding a beer to the moon, and sent it.

[Wei]: I am really angry, but I have this to accompany me.

Back in the group chat, the news about the period has been withdrawn, probably because of Wen Yu's education, but there is still no apology.

Dead ducks have tough mouths.

Wei Yu raised the aluminum beer can, raised his head, his Adam's apple rolled, and drank the remaining liquor in one gulp.

He hung his head and wiped his lips with his fingers.

That little bastard dared to scold him, and what was even more unbearable was that he followed behind and called him senior...

Although it was just a very common and even a bit unfamiliar title, but for some reason, he was just upset.

It seemed that suddenly, he was no longer special.

It was very annoying, and there was a little bit of Wei Yu who didn't realize it - grievance.

Wei Yu was so angry that he took a row of six cans from the refrigerator and poured them into his mouth.

It was as if a fire was simmering in his heart. He had a good capacity for alcohol, which was no different from Coke Sprite. He just wanted to go to the bar and drink a full bottle immediately.

The people in the live broadcast room were urging him to go back, and an ordinary bullet screen slowly drifted past.

【Is Ah Wei really not going to the college league? 】

[I am a student of Haicheng University, the finals will be played in our school, I really want to see Ah Wei QAQ]

Haicheng University, the college league?

As if a thread passed through his brain, Wei Yu's eyes lit up instantly.

[Wei]: Senior, I want to ask you something.

[Wei]: Is that jungler from our school?

[Wen Yu]: Um... yes.I added it back to school today, a junior from the sketch club, what's wrong?

[Wei]: It’s okay, I’m just asking casually.

--That's right.

With a ferocious face, Wei Yu rang Qixi's chat box.

[Wei]: I changed my mind about the university event.

[Wei]: I want to participate.

【Qixi】: Isn't it chicken plague?

【guard】:? ? ?

[Wei]: I am serious, I will never regret this time.

It is impossible to seek revenge. Master Wei, the Prime Minister, can hold a boat in his belly, so how could he do such shameless things as seeking revenge from his junior?

He just wanted to see what the legendary archer who was a hundred times stronger than him looked like:)

"Okay, I'm done." Wei Yu said to the barrage, "I have good news for you, I'm going to participate in the college league."

【real?I do not believe. 】

[Why did you suddenly change your mind? 】

[Sorry, they gave too much. 】

[Ahh, I envy the people of Haicheng!I also want to go to see Ah Wei live. 】

"It should be impossible to show your face, and you will be connected live." Wei Yu read the barrage, "It's not that easy to watch handsome guys for free."

【Ouch, I vomited up all my dinner last night. 】

[Generally, the more you lack something, the more you will emphasize something. It is concluded that the anchor is not good. 】

[Brother, is 1w cat food enough to make my sister look good? 】

【Sister, do you want to see mine? 】

[Sneaky CPDD]

Wei Yu ignored the barrage of intensive screen swiping, took out a beer and opened it with a "click".

Chatting and drinking with the barrage, before you know it, a row of beer has bottomed out.

He drank a little too much, and a chaotic drowsiness appeared before his eyes.

Does driving Guan Yu in the Canyon of Kings now count as drunk driving?

Wei Yu thought about it miscellaneously, and the apple machine "ding", and Wen Yu sent a message back.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, he was still awake.

Click on the interface, and what you see is a picture taken by a mobile phone.

The background is the same vast dark blue starry sky, not far away the iconic high-rise buildings in Haicheng are shining with streamers, the sleeves of the white shirt are slightly rolled up, and a snow-white arm is stretched out, holding a can of beer of the same brand between five fingers.

The beer was cold, and water dripped from the can, falling on his pale pink fingernails, and his slender fingertips were stained with water, giving off a warm light of the same color as the night scene.

[Wen Yu]: I'll drink with you.