I fell off the horse after pretending to be Mengxin

Dreamland Smash Bros. is one of the most popular entertainment modes in the game. Put ten people from both sides on a main road with two crystals and four defensive towers. The hero is chosen randomly and can only be exchanged with teammates, or spend diamonds to re-randomize once. .

Wei Yu looked at the automatically randomized heroes and asked, "Zhuge Liang, do you want to play?"

[Mieshishashen]: OK.

【Destroying the World and Killing God】: (*^▽^*)

Wen Yu subconsciously replied a word, and suddenly realized that his cute girl... No, a cute big guy.

As the saying goes, if there is a first time, there will be a second time.

When he first sent this expression, he still felt shy, but now he is very used to it.

The edges and corners have been smoothed by the years.jpg

Looking at the two avatars next to each other on the matching interface, [Mieshishashen] and the well-behaved [Fighting Cat Awei], Wen Yu has always had a guess in his mind.

Ah Wei and Wei Yu.

The sound may be changed through electronic transmission, but this character is too similar.

In order to prove the subtle premonition in his heart, Wen Yu watched all the episodes, and even picked up the anchor's Weibo.

The things on Weibo are not only asking for leave, but also asking for leave. Occasionally forwarding Doumao's official Weibo or something, he is simply a ruthless forwarding tool.

Maybe it's because they know that this person is not open for business, and the popularity of fans is pitifully low, so they only come out to scold them when they ask for leave.

Ah Wei suddenly approached him, startling Wen Yu.

Hearing the other party's voice, he felt guilty for some reason.

He didn't want to reveal that he was not the owner of the account, so he brazenly replaced the companion seat that his sister had only bought for 1000 RMB.

anyway.

Dear classmate Wen Yiya, last week he didn't have money to eat and pestered him for breakfast and dinner, but he still had money to tip the anchor?

It's really good.

He remembered that Zhuge Liang was a gentle and elegant hero, and Shangguan Wan'er and so on, they were all the kind of things that looked like they could fly.

Wen Yu is an old man.

He can't play.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and choose Zhuge Liang, and read the skill introduction carefully for a long time in the spring, but the ultimate move hit the minion.

... Embarrassed.

Um?So the ultimate move is to choose a character?

Wen Yu's heart stopped beating suddenly, and Zhuge Liang's blue model shrank behind Zhong Kui, stepping on the body of the soldier who was blasted to death by him, and the soldier spit out a small green plus sign.

Then the enemy Angela came over, ate the plus sign, and snapped back half a tube of blood.

Not far away, Guan Yu, the general of the Shu Kingdom, rode a horse and slashed Angela to death. Standing beside Zhuge Liang, he looked down at the soldier's body.

"Let me tell you, you were pretty good before, why did you live longer and come back?" The anchor sighed, "You Zhuge Liang, you are really good food."

Wen Yu: ...

[Mieshishashen]: I'll try again.

The enemy Irene flew over with her wings flapping. She is a recently revised hero. Her strength has always been criticized, especially when she has no advantage in equipment. She is no different from a mosquito bite.

It is an object suitable for practicing hands.

None of his teammates were resurrected, so Guan Yu stood aside holding a machete, watching Zhuge Liang charge up.

Then lie down and come back.

"You?have?been?slained!"

Guan Yu hacked Irene to death with a knife, walked to Zhuge Liang's fallen body, wandered around several times with the phrase "find a factory to work", but finally didn't say it.

Zhuge Liang stood in the spring and was resurrected.

Although Wei Yu didn't say a word, other teammates obviously had opinions on this Zhuge Liang who was obsessed with giving away his head.

[Hula hoop for weight loss]: What happened to Zhuge Liang?Can't play don't play.

[Hula hoops that don’t want to lose weight]: Don’t give away the entertainment mode like this, it’s really boring to play.

Wen Yu looked at the lines in the dialog box and lowered his eyes.

From elementary school to university, Wen Yu's life has always been smooth sailing, even perfect.

No one ever blamed him.

No parents, no teachers, and no peers around me.

He cupped his fingertips, his heart beating uneasily.

It was the first time he was so overwhelmed.

[Mieshishashen]: Sorry, I will try my best.

Maybe because of his good attitude, the two hula hoops didn't talk anymore.

"Use the defensive equipment." The anchor said suddenly, "The witch's cloak, the opposite side has four AP damage, and it is very useful to use the witch."

Wen Yu said "hmm", and suddenly realized that he hadn't turned on the microphone, and seriously typed the word "OK" in the dialog box.

After selling the little magic book he just bought, the little blue Zhuge came out with a magic resistance cloak and walked to the line.

Wei Yu looked at the increase and decrease in the equipment column, and finally obediently fixed it as a small piece of witch's cloak, and then looked at Zhuge who followed obediently beside him.

"what."

A faint laugh came from the team Merry.

This time, the anchor obviously paid a lot of attention to him.

The anchor rode a horse and dangled beside him, calling him to come forward when he saw the right opportunity, and taught him to use the big move.

Lian Po on the opposite side found a good opportunity, his big move shocked the three of us, the opponent Angela Gao Jianli followed up with his big move, Gao Jianli won a wave of triple kills.

Although a witch's cloak was produced, the damage was too high, and Wen Yu's screen went black again.

This wave was his mistake.

Wen Yu silently reviewed it.

Just now, Lian Po made an aggressive move, but he saw it but didn't pay attention to it. When he saw his teammates in front, he followed him as a matter of course.

Then the two hula hoops turned on the mic again.

"Hey, Zhuge Liang, are you blind?" The microphone on the face of the weight-loss hula hoop flickered, "You obviously saw Lian Po in the grass, why didn't you hide?"

Wen Yu frowned.

Seeing that Zhuge Liang didn't answer, the hula hoop got more and more, and chased after the victory: "What about you, are you blind and deaf? 0/5 laughed me to death, you can play your record in the dream fight, why don't you hurry up and hit the human machine? Oh That’s right, you can’t even beat man and machine.”

Does this person talk too much?

Wei Yu manipulated Guan Yu to be busy harvesting heads, when he suddenly heard a noise in the earphones.

What he hates the most when playing games is people who get angry at their teammates.

Although Ah Wei's name has a bad reputation outside... well, but looking carefully at all his game records, there is not a single temper he lost to his teammates.

He only sprays people on the opposite side, no matter how stupid his teammates are, no matter how fiercely he scolds in private, at most he will say "this is the end of the factory" on the surface.

Wo Liheng is a coward's act, and he loses his temper towards the other side.

Hearing the sound of hula hoops is still young, why is everyone's mouth so smelly?

Just like that student with a full stop.

Wei Yu bears a grudge in his heart.

After changing the team mic to the whole team mic, Wei Yu said "Hello", and a few new lines of white text popped up in the chat box below.

[Mieshishashen]: I admit that I was indeed negligent, it was my fault, but you are also charged.

[Mieshishashen]: Please review yourself when blaming others, otherwise you will never make progress.

After sending this line of words, the hula hoop that had just been halfway through the resurrection stopped moving for an instant.

"What are you? I want you to teach me? I—"

"Have you said enough?" The electric current sounded, and Wei Yu's hoarse voice echoed in the microphones of the whole team, "I have the video on the whole time, if you don't want to say goodbye to your noble 8, just shut up."

"You... shit, what?" The hula hoop usually doesn't pay attention to the live broadcast, but the nickname is hung on it, and he also knows the anchor's habit of recording screens.

Hula Hoop hummed a few words, and finally turned off the microphone.

Seeing that the microphone next to his head disappeared, Wei Yu muttered casually, "Where is the idiot who is so noisy playing in a dream world?"

[Mieshishashen]: They just want to win.

[Mieshishashen]: I'm too good at it.

Guan Yu, who was running non-stop, suddenly stopped, and his radiant passivity turned into tranquility.

"Do you know, I am even more convinced that you are not the real person." Wei Yu said with a smile, "Dear uncle, you are not the father of the account owner, are you?"

【Destroying the World and Killing God】: ...

[Mieshishashen]: I'm sorry.

【Destroying the World and Killing God】: (*^▽^*)

"It's okay, it's quite fun." Wei Yu clicked on the big sprint move, and his fingertips paused slightly.

"Very much like an acquaintance of mine...."

Wen Yu's eyelashes trembled, but he didn't answer.

The anchor didn't care what he said, and charged again with the Qinglong Yanyue knife.

The Dreamland Brawl lasted only ten minutes, and the game soon came to an end.

The single lineup on the opposite side was at a disadvantage after the Witch and the Phoenix. Wen Yu could manipulate Zhuge Liang into it seven times and out seven times, just like Zhao Zilong in the new era.

Ah Wei would not immediately take away the remaining blood. The nanny followed Zhuge Liang's ass, telling him when to use which skill, and at the end of the fight, he actually got three kills.

"Okay!" Ah Wei in the earphones smiled happier than Wen Yu, "Look, I'll tell you what I said was right."

Wen Yu pursed his lips and tapped the virtual keyboard seriously.

He doesn't know how to input by voice, he typed them one by one.

[Mieshishashen]: Yes.

[Mieshishashen]: You are very powerful.

Even though the technology of Glory of Kings has been praised countless times, Wei Yu is still very useful.

After Zhuge Liang won the triple kill, Wei Yu rushed into the crowd to take away the crispy skin, and the base on the opposite side was successfully pushed away.

game over.

Maybe it was because of his mentality, or maybe he was giving his head away on purpose. The second half of the hula hoop acted like a different person, and he didn't stay online for a few minutes.

Guan Yu won the MVP, Wen Yu scored third, with two hula hoops behind him.

"Are you still running? Are you still running? Xiaobian, the young man is so arrogant because he lacks the beatings of the society." Wei Yu hummed.

It is society's responsibility to smooth out young people, and he doesn't mind being a dog-beating stick once in a while.

The two returned to the room, and Wei Yu quietly clicked into the personal information of Mie Shi Sha Shen.

Mieshishashen has no hidden achievements.

Today's record started at around one o'clock in the afternoon, and I have been playing until now. I have played a total of about five games, all of which are matches.

There are players in any position, and their records are all rising. It looks extremely bleak, and the game against him was the only round with a positive KDA.

KDA stands for kill, dead, and assist. It is the most intuitive data to measure the performance of a game. In more detail, there are team participation rate, matchup economic difference, output ratio, etc.

Before today, it was all qualifying matches, all mage positions, there were winners and losers, and there would be an MVP every few rounds.

Everything confirmed his conjecture.

Compared with the deity, this Mieshishashen is obviously more staid and boring. He speaks rigidly. He is obviously not a senior player, but he is extremely serious about the game.

This reminded him of someone inexplicably.

"I'm going to play ranked, let's make an appointment next time." Wei Yu thought about the time being up, and said goodbye to Mieshishashen.

[Mieshishashen]: Alright.

[Mieshishashen]: See you next time. (*^▽^*)

With a smile on the corner of Wei Yu's mouth, he copied the facial expressions and returned one.

【Fighting Cat Ah Wei】: Goodbye (*^▽^*)