I fell off the horse after pretending to be Mengxin

Leaning against the cool body, Wei Yu was a little dazed.

What did he just hear?

It's over, my head hurts.

He raised his eyelids, looked at Wen Yu's exquisite jawline, and asked the question in his heart like a fool: "Senior...you want me to touch you?"

Wen Yu: "..."

Wei Yu's expression is so sincere and sincere, like a primary school student asking questions to the teacher, but it seems that he is the one with impure ideas.

"No,? You heard it wrong." Wen Yu didn't change his expression, he suddenly let go of Wei Yu's hand, Wei Yu staggered and almost fell to the ground.

Wei Yu widened his eyes and looked at him innocently.

"I think you've become much more energetic, so just take the elevator up by yourself." Wen Yu lowered his eyes, took out a bag of hangover medicine from his car pocket, and stuffed it into Wei Yu's arms.

The indifference in the discourse was palpable.

"Senior?" Wei Yu didn't know what he did wrong. He didn't dare to go anywhere with the medicine in his hands, and his mind became even more bewildered.

"I still have to go to work tomorrow, go back and rest quickly." Wen Yu said with a straight face.

Wei Yu finally understood this sentence.

"Oh,? Good." He nodded, his head was dizzy and he still forgot to say: "Senior, you too,? Pay attention to rest."

Wen Yu was sitting in the car, watching the black figure swaying towards the door, took out the key card and swiped it against the cracks of the bricks, but couldn't open the door.

He looked anxiously. Just as he was about to get out of the car to help, a girl in a white dress suddenly walked by.

Just looking at the plain makeup, she looks pretty good-looking, her legs are also very thin, and she has a lively temperament, which is the type that young boys will like.

She came with a small bag of fruit, greeted Wei Yu when she saw him, walked over and took the key card from him naturally, and tapped a drop on the card reader.

He couldn't see Wei Yu's expression, he could only see the girl's smiling side face.

It seems to be quite happy.

Wen Yu opened a pack of chewing gum, put it in his mouth to chew, and subconsciously bit it hard.

The figures of the two disappeared into the door one after the other, and a few minutes later, the electric lights on about a dozen floors turned on.

It should be home.

Wen Yu started the car, walked around several streets, waited for three red lights, and parked the car back in his garage.

He was sitting in the car, and there was still a faint smell of alcohol in the air, a clear beer smell with a malt smell.

Suddenly, he clenched the steering wheel tightly and slammed his head heavily on the car logo.

It was as if a fire was burning in his chest, burning his brain hot.

He covered his face and let out a helpless moan from his lips.

He swaggered around like a peacock, but seeing Wei Yu's reaction, he didn't mean that at all.

Boss Cheng is right, blushing is just drunk.

It seems that he is also very familiar with the female neighbor, maybe something sparked a long time ago.

It turned out that he was being self-indulgent in everything.

When he realized this, Wen Yuping's face suddenly darkened, and his eyes were filled with dark clouds.

Compared with disappointment, there was actually a little anger in my heart.

- Things get out of hand with anger.

Thinking that Wei Yu might walk with a girl in the future, get married and have children, he couldn't hide his irritability, the knuckles of his fingers holding the steering wheel bulged, and his fingertips turned pale from the force.

Wen Yu's good temper is well-known far and wide, even those close to him rarely see him unhappy.

This doesn't mean he's a robot who never gets angry, it's just that he's used to repressing and doesn't want to show his emotions in front of others.

Wen Yu immediately took out his phone, opened the webpage collection, and bitterly clicked on the small trash can in the upper left corner, trying to delete that unreliable suggestion.

Suddenly, his fingertips stopped.

Associate WeChat, enter the mobile phone number, wait for the verification code, and confirm the nickname in one go.

Wen Yu has his first forum account in his life.

But to scold people.

[wywy]: I think it is enough to read these suggestions, please don't have too many illusions.

[wywy]: Feelings are not like high numbers, they are not that simple.

Eleven o'clock at night.

Wen Yiya took out her mobile phone and started to enjoy the glory of the king heartily.

As soon as I logged in, I was taken aback by the countless friend requests that popped up in the upper right corner.She had never received so many friend applications, among which the top one was a single-digit account, who even made a note saying that she was Ah Wei himself, and if there was anything to do, she would ask the owner of the account.

Ha ha.

It's too easy to be a liar these days. Does the whole small bank want to be a monster?

Don't try to fool my wife without a V10!

She immediately took a screenshot and refused to apply for a dragon. She originally wanted to send it to Wen Yu, but after thinking about it, she sent it to the small game group.

To avoid being accused of being lazy by that workaholic again.

[It's Yiya, not Yiya]: Look!The new account dared to pretend to be Ah Wei, laughing at me to death.

[Your cousin really made your account really popular, remember the assistant you formed before?She suddenly asked me if you knew Ah Wei, and I didn't know how to answer. 】

[It's Yiya, not Yiya]: Alas, 1000 yuan is just fed to the dog, which makes others happy.Do you want this blessing for you.jpg

[Speaking of which, did Ah Wei contact you again? 】

[It's Yiya, not Yiya]: No, and my cousin has been strict with me recently, so I don't dare to give Ah Wei gifts anymore.I wonder if he forgot about me QAQ

As she said that, she suddenly wanted to watch Ah Wei's live broadcast after a long absence.

It just so happens that work has come to an end for the time being, and she still has plenty of time, so she doesn't need to get up early tomorrow.

So she turned on Dou Mao, and Ah Wei asked for leave again, so she had to watch the replay for the time being.

In Doomao, giving presents to anchors, signing in, watching live broadcasts, etc. will increase fan value.

On the contrary, if there is no sign-in on the day, the fan value will drop, which is a means specially designed by the platform to retain viewers.

When the fan value reaches a certain level, the fan level will increase, and it will be able to occupy the forefront of the fan list.

After clicking into the live broadcast room, she had just clicked the sign-in button when a big snow-white cat suddenly popped up on the screen. The cat was wagging its tail on the screen, and a golden badge on its head was shining brightly.

Congratulations to the audience "Mieshishashen" fans reached level 18, remember to sign in often~

Ten...Eighteen levels?

She remembered that she was level 17 a week ago. If she didn't watch the live broadcast, her level would drop. Why did she increase instead?

Wen Yiya entered the backstage in a daze.

On the 23rd, the viewing time is 3 hours, and I have signed in.

On the 24th, the viewing time is 4 hours and 14 minutes, signed in.

Number 25...

until yesterday.

As long as Ah Wei broadcasts, her account will be watched online for as long as possible.

Although she didn't give any presents, she was undoubtedly a proper loyal fan at this time, even more complete than her live broadcast.

It won't be hacked, right?

Wen Yiya hurriedly inquired about the IP, but got an address that also belonged to Haicheng.

Haicheng knew the password of her account, but did not touch the cat food recharged in her account...

She suddenly thought of someone.

Brother, it’s fine to help practice King’s Glory, but do you even have to help with the live broadcast account?

Do you want to be so conscientious? ?

Wei Yu was lying on the bed, not sleeping soundly.

He had a dream.

In the dream, Wen Yu leaned against his arms, her eyes dim, her pink lips parted slightly: "Do you want...to touch it?"

Just as Wei Yu stretched out his hand, Wen Yu in front of him drifted away like mist, leaving him alone in front of the car, with an extremely bright sun above his head.

Woke up in a dream.

The incandescent lights on the ceiling were shining brightly, poisoning his eyes like a little sun.

No wonder the eyes are so sore.

Wei Yu glanced at his phone, it was only six o'clock in the morning, and the last time he got up so early was already in the second grade of primary school.

He couldn't remember anything at the end of the drink yesterday, and it was a great blessing to be able to lie on the bed well.

He dragged his heavy body up from the bed, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and changed his clothes.

There are still a few eggs in the refrigerator, and they haven't been touched much since I bought them.

Wei Yu tapped to observe, and it was still edible.

After making a simple egg noodle, he sat at the table with a bowl in his hand.

A tablet of pills was scattered on the dining table, along with an empty glass of water.

He twisted it up and took a look. The anti-alcoholic medicine contained ticket stubs, which Wen Yu bought last night.

Wei Yu vaguely remembered that after entering the door yesterday, he insisted on taking this medicine, and the water was not boiled, but the tap water was poured directly...

Once in a while, it should be fine.

He felt a little more joy in his heart, and put the hangover medicine away with a smirk.

After the university confirmed his interest in Wen Yu, he also watched a lot of gay forums.

In fact, most of the same people who are not born with him and have no obvious sexual preference will take precautions, thinking that this kind of person is just trying to play for fun, and when they get tired of it, they will leave naturally, regardless of their partner's life or death.

But after a meal yesterday, not only was it not greasy, but the Yagumon in my heart grew bigger.

There are several new messages on the mobile phone from the dormitory group, and the time is still last night.

[Roommate C]: How is the progress now?

[Roommate A]: Did you get it?I'm super curious about what it's like to be with a man (*/ω＼*)

[Roommate C]: If you keep doing this, I will take a screenshot for your girlfriend.

[Roommate A]:? ?Don't, don't, I was joking, you are my father, please let me go.

Wei Yu rubbed his eyes and replied the message:

[Wei]: Can your mind be more sloppy?

[Wei]: We went to have a barbecue yesterday, two of us.

[Roommate B]:? ?Well done, great progress.

[Wei]: You got up so early?

[Roommate B]: Huh?What, I just got off work and I haven't slept yet.

[Roommate B]: By the way, what about after eating barbecue?

[Wei]: I drank too much, so I can't remember clearly.

[Roommate B]: Not bad, actually drank.Drinking is a great progress in a man's relationship. When you enter, you can have sex after drinking, and when you retreat, you can tell the truth.And then, what happened?

[Wei]: I don't know, he didn't drink, only I was drunk.

[Roommate B]: ...

The two of them are ambiguous about drinking until they are slightly drunk. If one is drunk, the other will be ashamed if he looks at it.

[Roommate B]: By the way, I saw something on the school forum after three o'clock, and it has been deleted now.It is related to your senior, I will forward it to you.

Is it related to Wen Yu?

Wei Yu started a private chat in surprise, and there were two pictures lying in the dialog box, one was a screenshot of Moments, and the other was a screenshot of the forum.

The person who posted it on Moments had a familiar sunset profile picture on top, and the timestamp at the bottom showed that it had just been posted. Obviously, it was taken by someone else not long after it was posted.

[Wen Yu]: I left a comment at the bottom of the Tiancai forum post "Teaching You How to Identify Straight Guys and Curvy Guys", friends, come and watch~ [website link]