The actor he wrote by himself

On this day, the training base of the Model Star Project turned into a large zoo, called a ball.

Huo Xiuchi let them liberate their instincts, instead of just standing in the crowd and performing, but after choosing a role, everyone began to socialize with animals.

Guan Che chose to play a cat, an adult orange cat. After the performance started, he lay down on the spot with his eyes closed and fell asleep without moving for a second.

He brought his talent of being lazy and tricky to the extreme.

The key is not to find fault. The old cat does not open its eyes all afternoon when it is exposed to the sun, so it can sleep however it wants.

Huo Xiuchi laughed.

"Director Zhou, who is the cp of your program?" He called Director Zhou over privately and asked.

Director Zhou took his own director's book to point out the mandarin ducks: "The CPs of our show are really messy, such as Liu Yuyang and Yi Ping, Hou Xia and Lu Guanshan, oh, and Fu Zipei and Guan Che. The CP of these three is quite high."

Huo Xiuchi raised his eyebrows: "Fu Zipei and Guan Che?"

Director Zhou nodded, and quickly explained: "Don't misunderstand, fans spontaneously. One day, Fu Zipei suddenly became very close to Guan Che. There were too many times in the same frame, and the program team did not deliberately guide them. We also asked But Fu Zipei, he only said that Guan Che is a nice person, and he wants to debut with him."

Huo Xiuchi remembered the words he had told Fu Zipei, and realized.

——It turns out that the source of this pair of CP is also himself.

Good guy, he now believes he is the master of La Lang.

"Okay, I understand." Huo Xiuchi had a mischievous smirk on his face, "Liu Yuyang, what are you playing?"

Liu Yuyang ran on the ground for a long time, shaking his head and shaking his head, and now he cried out out of breath, "Brother Xiuchi, can't you see that I'm playing a wolf!"

"You wolf smashed your brain on the cliff." Huo Xiuchi commented mercilessly, and then asked Yi Ping on the other side, "Yi Ping, what are you doing there to cover your stomach?"

"Xiu...Brother Xiuchi, I...I'm also a wolf..."

"Have you had a bad stomach, you wolf?" Huo Xiuchi patted his forehead, sighed, and asked the two of them again, "Are there no female wolves among you two wolves?"

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Pfft...hahaha!"

The other students who were lying on the ground were amused by Huo Xiuchi's amazing strokes, and giggled against the floor.

Yi Ping and Liu Yuyang looked at each other, blushed, and shook their heads: "No, they're both male wolves."

As soon as the words came out, everyone slapped the floor with laughter.

Only Guan Che was immersed in the role and still asleep.He even raised half of his eyelids to look at the noisy crowd with a blank expression. After finding that there was nothing of interest, his eyes became disgusted again. Lie on your side and continue to close your eyes.

Huo Xiuchi noticed his movements from the corner of his eye, and reasonably suspected that his hands and feet were numb.

"Okay, then you two have a fight." Huo Xiuchi waved his hand like a marriage gift from the emperor, and said a little arrogantly, "I want to watch the wolf king fight for hegemony."

Those students who love to watch the excitement and react, all stopped their ongoing roles, crossed their legs and clapped their hands, waiting to eat melons.

"If you want to watch the fun, let me play the animals. I didn't let you play the roles." Huo Xiuchi raised his hand and nodded at them, headed by Fu Zipei.

So they bowed their backs submissively and acted like cats and dogs.

What else could Liu Yuyang and Yi Ping do, they could only groan again and rush towards each other, rolling into a ball.

After their performance, Huo Xiuchi gave some comments. In a nutshell, they were not like wolves fighting, but like two pandas in a zoo playing in the afternoon.

Hou Xia and Lu Guanshan did not escape this catastrophe either, Hou Xia played the monkey and Lu Guanshan played the donkey.

Huo Xiuchi commented: "Oh, my surname is acting. Then you two will play together."

When the monkey and the donkey meet, what else can they do except that the monkey teases the donkey?

Hou Xia was also a master of trouble. When no one expected it, he rode directly on Lu Guanshan's body, and even stretched out his hand to spank his ass.

"Huh!!!"

"Ohhhh!"

The booing and roaring of everyone continued.

Huo Xiuchi was still in the state, he pointed at Hou Xia: "Lu Guanshan's donkey is okay, you monkey is a bit humanized. First of all, it's body shape, to climb the donkey's back, there must be a process of using both hands and feet , or jump down from the branch, or climb up along the legs. Secondly, after climbing up, it is a monkey, why would it know to spank the donkey’s butt? He would hold the donkey’s neck at most, or put it on the donkey’s head Search up and down, catch grains of salt. Do you understand? You are not qualified as a monkey."

Hou Xia got up from Lu Guanshan and nodded, "Understood Brother Xiuchi. Thank you."

"Help your partner up." Huo Xiuchi pouted on the ground and ordered Hou Xia.

Lu Guanshan was sitting on the ground rubbing his knees, his expression was not very good, but Hou Xia went to help him up in fear, and he got off the pole.

"Look at another set. Fu Zipei." Huo Xiuchi sniped accurately, "You're playing a dog, right?"

Fu Zipei's eyes were wide open, half of the whites of his eyes were exposed, his mouth was slightly opened to show his teeth, and he looked at Huo Xiuchi dully: "Yes, Brother Xiuchi, does Brother Xiuchi know what breed I'm playing?"

"Husky." Huo Xiuchi praised, "It's not bad, it looks alike."

Fu Erha stuck out his tongue in excitement.

"Cat and dog fight, let's have one, you go and bite Guan Che's cat." Huo Xiuchi folded his hands and ordered in a leisurely manner.

"How do you know he's playing a cat?" Hou Xia asked loudly, and teased with a smile, "I thought he was playing a rock if you didn't tell me!"

Everyone thought it was another show effect, and started laughing again.

Huo Xiuchi is very good at seeing people. Judging from Hou Xia's performance several times, Huo Xiuchi probably knows his attitude towards Guan Che.So I didn’t give him any face at the moment: “In the 2015 Acting Awards, Guan Che was No.2, and his No.1 at the same time is now behind the scenes. Don’t doubt, his acting ability is what you can call out after seeing him.” Guan teacher's level."

"Fu Zipei, go." Huo Xiuchi raised his chin.

Fu Zipei's number one popularity is not only because he is good-looking, but also has many talents. The key is to let go and play out the husky's stupidity.

He pounced on Guan Che who was sleeping, and just when he was about to touch Guan Che, Guan Che suddenly opened his eyes and bounced up like a cat!

Fu Zipei was startled and came to a sudden stop.

——This unconscious reaction is also the icing on the cake. Imagine the real situation. If a dog rushes towards a still life, and the still life suddenly bounces up, the dog itself will inevitably be frightened.

After Guan Che jumped up, the two became confrontational.Fu Zipei was going to bite him and tease him, while Guan Che was grabbing the ground with all four limbs, his back was arched high, and his fur was blown.

"Meow~" Guan Che uttered the first syllable of playing a cat today.

This is not some cute kitten, but an old cat that issued a warning sound from its throat. His voice was extremely low, and his vocal cords were also tense. After the meow came out, it was more of suppressed anger .

Fu Zipei moved forward suddenly, Guan Che quickly raised his hand, grasped his fingers, and scratched his neck. His nose was raised, his eyebrows were furrowed, his eyes were fierce, and at the same time, his mouth was spitting The "card~~" sound.

"Ohhh!"

"How many cats to eat in one meal!" Everyone was shocked.

But Guan Che's performance was not over yet, he looked left and right, lowered his arched back, and quickly ran behind Huo Xiuchi.

Because Huo Xiuchi is standing now, Guan Che is lying on all fours, he only reached Huo Xiuchi's knees, and now he is acting like a spoiled child, his head rests on Huo Xiuchi's calf muscles, and because it touched his ear, he shook his head violently , and moved forward a little, rubbing his neck against his leg.His facial expression relaxed, but his eyes were still fixed on Fu Zipei's figure.

I didn't expect that there was something of my own in this performance.

"So you are not a big wild cat." He realized.

Huo Xiuchi immediately went online, and first stomped Fu Zipei's feet to scare the dog.Then he squatted down, picked up the part of his chin, and scratched it gently with his fingers.

Guan Che sat down, squinting his eyes in a comfortable manner, his throat trembled slightly, and he made a gurgling sound.

Huo Xiuchi rubbed him, looked left and right, and muttered to himself: "Hey, no one is hurt, next time you sleep on the roof, ah." After Huo Xiuchi finished speaking, Guan Che opened his eyes. The eyes were restored, and the look of a human being was restored.

He stood up and waved to Fu Zipei. After the two stood still, they bowed to everyone.

The audience burst into thunderous applause again!This time it was dedicated to Guan Che.

Amidst the applause, Guan Che thanked Huo Xiuchi again in a low voice: "Thank you Mr. Huo for accepting my play."

Huo Xiuchi was also applauding with them, and responded in a low voice: "Teacher Guan, you did a great job. When will the tutoring fee for Guan Miaomi be settled?"

"Did you forget that Mimi is also a half working cat, it never gets angry." Guan Che said.

"Oh, yes. My fault, bring ten cans to see it next time."

Guan Che lowered his head and pursed his lips into a smile.

As soon as Guan Che and Fu Zipei sat down, the people around gathered around: "Damn it, brother Che, why didn't you tell us that you were the runner-up of the acting award before?"

"Ah, this name is not needed in the talent show." Guan Che didn't want to be around the glory of the past, and the talent show didn't recruit actors, so if people knew that they could act, they would often be made things difficult for them. It was unnecessary.

"I have to say that Brother Che is very good at making arrangements. The last few episodes are just the time for popularity. Everyone has shown what should be shown in the early stage. It's just right for him to show some stunts now." Hou Xia just happened to come over One of the people, the tone at this moment is not intentionally bitter, just like the tone of a military division planning for you.

It's a pity that his acting skills are so poor that he doesn't act like one.Guan Che still knew what he meant.

Guan Che took a sip of mineral water and smiled contemptuously: "This is what I said, in fact, even if you enter my name in Baidu, you will know my origin."

Fu Zipei also chimed in and said, "Brother Xiuchi arranged this training, otherwise we might not be able to train and perform. Why can't he arrange for brother Xiuchi if we let us shut everything down?"

Guan Che suddenly looked at Fu Zipei with distressed eyes.

——That, maybe I can really arrange it.Um.

The author has something to say: Brother Huo is too good at making jokes, I love it

Guan Zai took the initiative to approach my salute!

-感谢在2021-03-2013:40:20~2021-03-2023:56:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles of paintings in the rain;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!