Mr. Lim Wants Love [Transmigration Book]

"And you, why don't you go away? Do you want me to invite you?" Lin Su's cold eyes swept back from Qin Yishuang, and landed on the old man in Taoist robes.

The old man is a liar with little skills. All the "skills" he learned are taking pictures of gourds in front of the TV, all for the sake of bluffing and deceiving.He is shorter than Lin Su, and his imposing manner is also lower than Lin Su. Looking at the tall and burly Lin Su, he stared at him like a defeated rooster: "I will help you drive away ghosts, you Haven't you paid me yet? Thirty-six thousand!"

Lin Su put down the things in his hands and rolled up his sleeves. The muscles on his arms were strong and full of strength. He leaned against the door frame, with one foot lazily straddling the edge of the door, blocking the old man's escape route.

The old man was guilty of deceiving people, and thought he was about to be beaten when he saw his actions, so he hurriedly covered himself with a worn Taoist robe: "Young man, I advise you to take care of yourself and don't think about attacking me, a 69-year-old comrade!"

After finishing speaking, he showed an appearance of "If you hit me, I will fall to the ground and touch porcelain".

Lin Su grinned brightly, "Don't worry, I'm a good citizen, why would I hit someone?"

The old man looked at the muscular bully blocking the door: "..." Really?I do not believe.

"However, promoting feudal superstition and attempting to defraud minors...I can call the police." Lin Su was playing with the phone in his hand, moving the old man's leg, dangling it, and then stomping heavily on the door frame On, there was a muffled sound.The iron frame was in great pain, and there was a faint tendency to bend it.

Just in time, this area has recently attached great importance to combating feudal superstition and eradicating evil.

The old man: "..." Why do you say you want to call the police, as if you want to hit someone.

The old man felt that Lin Su's leg kicked down on him, and his waist might be broken.

The old man could see that Lin Su not only didn't plan to pay him, but also wanted to drive him away. If he didn't leave, he would take extreme measures that did not include calling the police.

Lin Su's serious appearance is quite deceptive. He folded his arms around his chest, and exuded an aura of not getting close to strangers. His lazy eyelids drooped, and the black eyelashes like crow feathers covered the emotions in his pupils. The cold light leaked from the eyelashes is fierce and dangerous, just like the muscles chiseled out by the best Greek sculptor twitching slightly, announcing the powerful destructive power contained in the texture - very much like the moody man who is about to wring your head off in the next moment tyrant.

Qin Yishuang poked her head out in displeasure to defend herself: "Don't talk nonsense, I will be nineteen this winter..."

Lin Su cast a look over: "Shut up, whatever I say is what I say, don't worry, I'll clean you up later."

Qin Yishuang shrank her head back.

The old man hated himself for running out to cheat without bringing a few more people. He was trembling with anger: "You are disrespectful to ghosts and gods! Be careful of revenge!"

Lin Su shrugged indifferently: "That's great, can you change into one, I, a socialist successor, still want to see the world."

Old man: "..."

The old man was getting old, and he didn't dare to get angry with Lin Su, who was strong and strong. He packed up his things and planned to leave, but Lin Su stopped him: "Did I tell you to go?"

The old man was so angry that he jumped up and knew he couldn't beat Lin Su, let alone fool him: "Then what else do you want?!"

Lin Su asked him suspiciously: "Didn't I say I'm going to call the police?"

Old man: "..."

Not long after, the police from the nearby police station came and took a look at the scene - the strange formation at Lin Su's house, with props all over the floor, including Qin Yishuang who was buried in the pile of talisman papers.

Regardless of the old man's scolding, Lin Su elaborately explained what happened to the police, especially when the man asked for [-], he underlined the recording and played the recording of opening the door, and the police took notes on the spot.When taking the old man away, he said to Lin Su: "Thank you comrade for maintaining the safety of the community!"

Lin Su smiled slightly: "You're welcome, you should, you have worked hard."

When the charlatan matter came to an end, Lin Su clapped his hands, put the notebook and ingredients on the coffee table, and said to Qin Yishuang sullenly, "Clean up the house first, and I'll clean up you after I take a shower."

Lin Su really couldn't bear the sticky feeling on his face any longer. When he closed his eyes, he was covered with the old man's yellowed teeth. It was his limit to be able to bear it.

Qin Yishuang could see that Lin Su was really angry, it was the first time he saw obvious anger on the other's face.He sat on the sofa as if on pins and needles, rolling his eyeballs to look at Lin Su with guilt, and then lowered his head weakly under the other's gaze.

He has already hinted at Lin Su on social software, why is he still angry at him?

Isn't it just being spit on by a smelly old man!He doesn't want to clean up, and he didn't make these things, why didn't he tell the old man to clean up before leaving? !

Qin Yishuang didn't speak, just pouted and sulked, and abruptly turned his head to the other side where Lin Su couldn't see, confirming that Lin Su had really entered the bathroom, he carefully pushed the paper to the floor.

The paper drawer fell to the ground, and the sound of water in the bathroom was still loud. Lin Su didn't come out to teach him a lesson. It seemed that he was really taking a bath, so he didn't lie to him.

Qin Yishuang bit her lower lip and angrily threw the invaluable things on the coffee table to the ground. When her fingertips touched the computer bag brought back by Lin Su, she paused for a moment, skipped it and threw the nearby ingredients on the ground.

Lin Su came out of the shower wrapped in a towel, and saw a messy ground that had not been cleaned, and a pile of extra things had grown up.

Lin Su: "..."

Qin Yishuang: "..."

He glanced at Qin Yishuang, Qin Yishuang looked at him, and after a few seconds of silence, Qin Yishuang ran away.

"Qin Yishuang!" Lin Su ran after her, Qin Yishuang avoided the debris on the floor and rushed into Lin Su's bedroom, reaching out to close the door, but the cabinet next to the bed in the room was a little crooked, It can't be closed without moving it back. At this moment, Lin Su's hand is already on the door, and he is pushing it open with all his strength.Qin Yishuang was no match for Lin Su's strength, so in a hurry, he took off his shoes and jumped onto Lin Su's bed.

Lin Su pushed open the door and quickly reached out to grab Qin Yishuang. Unexpectedly, he only caught Qin Yishuang's trousers. Qin Yishuang was wearing casual elastic pants. When Lin Su pulled her, two snow-white steamed buns were exposed. In the air, the two of them were suddenly silent.

Lin Su lowered her head, and found that she had also hooked up the hem of Qin Yishuang's underwear, and pulled it off together.

Lin Su: "..."

In order to hide his embarrassment, Lin Su raised his hand, and slapped the white-faced steamed bun that was trembling in the air, and the elastic soft flesh made waves: "What are you running for?"

"You...you fucking, you dare to hit me?!" Qin Yishuang's eyes widened in shock.

The touch was so good, Lin Su thought about it for a while, and couldn't hold back another slap: "You still dare to curse?"

Lin Su's attack was neither serious nor serious, Qin Yishuang shrank his buttocks sensitively, the two white-faced steamed buns were so painful and numb from Lin Su's beating, he immediately told him to kick Lin Su's face, and took the opportunity to get away from Lin Su The "magic hand".

Out of Lin Su's "magic hand", Qin Yishuang's guilty face immediately turned into anger, he hurriedly lifted his pants, and kicked Lin Su's handsome face again: "My brother has never hit me before!"

Lin Su grasped the swaying ankle, and pressed the inverted triangle body with a tiger's back and a wolf's waist towards the flexible and young body, tightly imprisoning the young man under him. Qin Yishuang didn't react, Lin Su seized Qin Yishuang together Yishuang's hand, afraid that Qin Yishuang would scratch his face again.

Qin Yishuang writhed and struggled under him, rubbing hands and feet dishonestly, panting to defend himself: "Get up! I told you in advance! If you don't pay attention when you come back, blame me ! Do you think I want to keep him at home? I obviously want to buy a talisman, but who knows that he will stay here for me to tell my fortune and exorcise ghosts?!"

The key point is that the old man's black and white face was ignored, he just wanted to set up a neat set of business for him, and he insisted on delaying it until the evening when he was in trouble (actually because Qin Yishuang's tender face was afraid that he would not be able to cheat money) Waiting for the parents to come), the old man heard the sound of the door opening and rushed over with water in his mouth, he also blocked it, but it was useless.

Lin Su's breathing intensified, and he frowned: "Then why did you call him here? You called him here, right?"

He remembered that there were no scammers around here. Door-to-door services to sell business, and the crackdown on feudal superstition was quite successful.

"..." Qin Yishuang stopped struggling after hearing the silence.But he didn't behave for long, he changed the subject angrily, wrinkled his aggrieved face as if he was about to cry and struggled: "What's wrong with running? Can't I run because I have legs? Then why are you being so fierce to me? I'm It wasn't intentional, why did you kill me?"

He doesn't mind how other people show their faces to him, but Lin Su can't.

Lin Su's breathing became more intense, but he still frowned, seemingly displeased.He hurried to take a bath and forgot to bring his clothes. When he came out, Qin Yishuang ran away when he saw him. He didn't think too much about it.

The two of them fit tightly together, and the only material separating them was Qin Yishuang's long sleeves—not to mention that Qin Yishuang's legs were folded upwards, and the dishonest white-faced steamed buns were still resting on some indescribable place. friction.

Qin Yishuang could smell the scent of peach shower gel after Lin Su took a bath, it was the scent of the shower gel he just used yesterday after taking a bath, this sweet peach smell mixed with the breath of a mature man, just like the time in the swimming pool, Both parties can hear each other's breathing.

There are sprouts in the heart, growing and winding towards the depths of spring.Qin Yishuang's face was hot and her heart was pounding, but she didn't push Lin Su away.

Lin Su held him firmly, and said in a low voice, "Don't move!"

When Qin Yishuang heard that he was angry with her, she was about to retort in anger, but in a blink of an eye she was dumbfounded—he was really stupid.Not to mention whether he has seen the world, but he is definitely a man.

...Don't dare to say anything else, there is definitely a hot stone under his buttocks!

"You, you, you, you..." Qin Yishuang was in a mess, and smoke seemed to be coming from the top of his head.

Qin Yishuang didn't dare to move for a moment, he hunched over like a boiled shrimp and his whole body turned red, Lin Su touched his cheek with the back of his hand, it was very hot.

Seeing that the child was too frightened to move, Lin Su bent the corners of her mouth with a sigh, lowered her head and leaned against Qin Yishuang's ear, like an oath, or a promise, whether she was talking about this matter or answering Qin Yishuang's question just now : "Don't worry, I won't hurt you, don't be afraid, I will never hurt you..."

After Lin Su finished speaking, she loosened the restraint on Qin Yishuang, went to the toilet and turned on the manual to block it.

Until Lin Su came back, the child who hadn't slowed down was still hiding in the corner of the bed like a statue, arching his back shyly.

Lin Su touched him, Qin Yishuang slowly turned over, and then stopped moving, like a salted fish turning over.

Lin Su was refreshed and lazily leaning against the head of the bed. He knew that Qin Yishuang liked Gu Ningning, so he definitely had no reaction to him, maybe he still hated him?

Even so, he still jokingly stared at Qin Yishuang's unmoving face, curled his lips and said, "Little brother, can't you?"

Lin Su is so big!cheap!people!

Qin Yishuang suddenly regained his breath. Thinking of the matter about the medicine before, he was so angry that he wanted to gnash his silver teeth, and he didn't care about being ashamed anymore. He got up and kicked Lin Su out of bed: "Why can't I do it? I can do it! I can't do it!" Very good! You go and cook for me, and remember to clean up! Wash my hands five times before cooking! Wash them thoroughly!"

Hehe, he just can't!What's wrong? !