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The first item of the plan to rekindle the raging love: Appropriately praise the other party and show weakness.

The person involved, Yu Ling, regrets it now, very much.

On impulse, Yu Ling chose to follow Chen Jifeng's words, and solemnly affirmed Chen Jifeng's praise.

As a result, in the past few days, Chen Jifeng began to bombard Yu Ling enthusiastically with exclamation sentences because he thought he had found the correct posture to praise his wife.

For example, when Yu Ling was cutting vegetables, Chen Jifeng would suddenly come out and read aloud, "Ah! An An! Your hands are amazing! I swear to the Virgin Mary! I have never seen such neatly cut vegetables! Even a ruler! It must not be as neat as yours! Look at this vegetable again! It is so fresh! It is your discerning eye! Pick out the best of them!"

For another example, when Yu Ling was drawing pictures on the computer in the study room, Chen Jifeng would suddenly burst out his head and say emotionally when he saw it, "Ah! What exquisite drawings! You drew pictures one by one with your dexterous hand! Send them to all parts of the motherland!" Your hard work propped up the wings of the motherland! A bridge flies from north to south! The natural moat turns into a thoroughfare! An'an! Your wise thought! It is the hope of the motherland!"

For example, in the morning Yu Ling sat on the toilet to defecate, and Chen Jifeng brushed his teeth next to him, and then began his reciting again, "Ah! This round butt! It must be a creation that God loves! This Messy yet beautiful hair! So revealing wild beauty! My heart beats just seeing you! This fresh smell of shit! Never smells like vulgar shit! It's so unique! It's only Flavors you can create! He wakes up my soul in the morning!"

These extra orders can be tolerated, the noise is a bit noisy, but it is also quite interesting.

Seeing Chen Jifeng's shining eyes, Yu Ling could still compliment him unconscionably.

No matter how noisy it is, it will pass.

However, Yu Ling was still too naive, and something terrible happened very quickly.

Chen Jifeng brought this weird habit to that!

Driving to Banpo last night, Chen Jifeng stopped suddenly.

Yu Ling was so uncomfortable that he couldn't get up and down, and asked him what's wrong.

As a result, Chen Jifeng touched Yu Ling's back, looked at his wet eyes, and began to read aloud affectionately:

"Ah! Ann! You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your lips! Your spine! So perfect from head to toe! It fascinates me so much! I swear as a legal person like the constitution! I will always be loyal to you! I will always be with you! I will always fall into you! Neither time nor space can stop me from loving you forever! You are my eternal banner! Loving you is like loving life!"

These words are all normal love words, but no matter how beautiful the love words are, they can’t stand to be read out by elementary school students on this occasion!

This reading is not even as attractive as Chen Jifeng's expressionless defense in court.

In a trance, Yu Ling felt as if he saw the popular ten-year-old trees and hundred-year-old trees reading aloud by elementary school students, and the feeling of embarrassment to the point where his toes gripped the ground quickly surrounded him like a tide.

He was frightened and turned off the flames on the spot, and Chen Jifeng, who looked at me for praise and was planning to raise the knife again, felt angry and kicked Chen Jifeng off with all his strength. bed.

Chen Jifeng hugged and rubbed against him all night, and Yu Lingdu was so angry that he ignored him.

Of course, until today, Chen Jifeng didn't know why he made Yu Ling angry.

Although Yu Ling couldn't take it anymore, he was too embarrassed to tell Chen Jifeng directly.

It's not because of anything else, it's because Chen Jifeng worked too hard.

Yu Ling actually found his typed cheat sheet under his pillow, and wrote out exaggerated quotations praising each part of his body in categories, even the hair that fell on the pillow!

Yu Ling looked through it at home.

As expected, in the constitution book on the bookshelf in the study room, there is a cheat sheet for praising your spare time at work, on the top of the kitchen refrigerator is a cheat sheet for praising your spare time for housework, and in the cabinet above the sink is hidden a cheat sheet for praising your spare time for washing and going to the toilet. The cheat sheet, the cheat sheet of Kuayuling when going out is hidden in the bag on the back.

Even with miniature printing, each cheat sheet is fully printed on an A4 paper.

The exclamation marks everywhere made Yu Ling feel that his eyes were really disturbed.

Why would Lao Chen like this weird way of praise? ?

Yu Ling, who was mentally tortured, couldn't help thinking.

Chen Jifeng is also having a hard time these few days.

My wife loves to listen to rainbow farts read out in a weird voice, so of course he, a veteran who loves his wife, has to overcome all difficulties to do it for his wife.

He collects rainbow farts from all over the world, and there are no taboos in ancient and modern times.

In order to be more sincere, he could only recite it hard, trying not to stutter.

Memorize the quotations applicable to the toilet while washing, memorize the quotations in the bedroom while taking a bath while falling asleep, and memorize the quotations applicable to this occasion in various occasions.

Even during the lunch break at the law firm, I used it all to memorize the manuscript.

The result is that I feel more and more inexplicably wanting to recite when talking to people in the law firm these days.

The last time Chen Jifeng worked so hard was probably when he was madly memorizing the law at the end of the university semester.

In order to always remind himself to remember to recite in an enthusiastic and sincere way that Yu Ling likes, Chen Jifeng not only learned to read aloud from the popular elementary school students online, but also put an exclamation mark after each sentence to remind himself.

Every time I read it, I feel my eyes are irritated by the exclamation marks all over the page.

How could An An like this inexplicable way of praise? ?

Lawyer Chen, who was almost bald from the torture of memorizing manuscripts, couldn't help thinking again.

Yu Ling thought for a long time, but he still didn't have the nerve to discourage Chen Jifeng's enthusiasm.

In the past few years, Chen Jifeng has been interested in fewer and fewer things. It is rare for him to be so enthusiastic.

Under Yu Ling's connivance, Chen Jifeng still popped out rainbow farts at various unexpected times every day.

There is even a trend of more and more words and more and more frequent times.

He thought that since Chen Jifeng liked this thing so much, he would try his best to praise him more to make him happy.

Yu Ling borrowed from the experience of senior Chen, and also printed a few sheets of quotations.

After listening carefully for a few days, Yu Ling, who thought he had learned some of the essence, also started to act.

Now whenever Chen Jifeng finished blowing the poem and reciting the rainbow fart, Yu Ling would quickly pick up the blowback without changing his expression.

You blow me and I blow you.

The home was filled with a happy atmosphere for a while.

Chen Jifeng's mood is a little complicated these days.

He thought Yu Ling was just a whim, but after almost a month, Yu Ling didn't show any signs of boredom.

He thought maybe he would get annoyed if he listened to Yu Ling too much.

Just like when he was a child, because he loved to eat cucumbers, he ate several of them every day. He ate too much and too often. Later, when he saw cucumbers, he became physically disgusted.

As a result, Yu Ling was completely absent.

He even listened more and more seriously.

Chen Jifeng's stock of manuscripts has become seriously urgent.

What he didn't expect was that one day suddenly, Yu Ling started to praise him in the same way.

Chen Jifeng had the feeling that the sword of Damocles had finally fallen.

Has this day finally come?Chen Jifeng thought.

Do you want to stay like this until you get old?

He couldn't help imagining the scene where the two of them boasted to each other in their later years.

after square dancing

Chen Jifeng: "An'an! Your sword is not old! Your vigorous figure is the brightest star on the square!"

Yu Ling: "Old Chen! You are still handsome! Your handsome face attracts everyone's attention!"

grocery shopping

Chen Jifeng: "An'an! The tomatoes you picked are red and big! They are the best among persimmons! You are so outstanding!"

Yu Ling: "Old Chen! The Chinese cabbage you took is really juicy! It's the king of the dishes! You're amazing!"

It's over, people will be arrested as mentally ill...

Chen Jifeng suddenly felt that the future was full of clouds.

He couldn't help asking anonymously on XX, what should I do if my lover loves to listen to elementary school-style recitations too much?

A video of primary school students reading classics is also attached.

A week has passed, and he has harvested a bunch of "Thank you, hahahahahahaha"

Chen Jifeng "..."

Chen Jifeng lay on the bed and looked at the answering area, suddenly feeling powerless.

Yu Ling came out of the shower and saw Chen Jifeng looking at the phone with a serious face.

Ignore his Crayon Shin-chan's pajamas full of geometric patterns.

It has to be said that Chen Jifeng, who is not smirking, has the kind of cold and restrained handsomeness of the domineering president often written in novels.

Yu Ling couldn't help leaning over to lean against him and kissed his aesthetically pleasing face.

After the kiss, Chen Jifeng smirked happily all the way and went to take a bath.

I completely forgot that I didn't turn off my phone.

Yu Ling rubbed his hair and found that Chen Jifeng's cell phone had been left on the bed, and picked it up to turn it off for him.

Take it over and take a look, it says on the top of the page, what should I do if my lover loves to listen to elementary school students reading aloud too much?

Yu Ling:! ! ! !

Chen Jifeng didn't wake up from the kiss until halfway through the shower, and suddenly remembered that his mobile phone was not turned off, and the page seemed to be the homepage where he asked questions.

Chen Jifeng:! ! ! !

While taking a shower at double speed in a panic, he secretly prayed that Yu Ling would never see the question he asked.

The sincere persona he has painstakingly maintained must not collapse overnight!

Otherwise, wouldn’t those manuscripts be memorized in vain!

Remembering that although he secretly asked questions, not only did he not get any constructive opinions at all, and now he may have to face the scene of being questioned by his wife, Chen Jifeng, the person involved, felt regretful.

He rushed out of the bathroom in a hurry, and unexpectedly saw Yu Ling holding his mobile phone, showing his canine teeth and looking at him with a smile.

Chen Jifeng:? ? ?Already mad? ? ?Why are you still laughing? ? ?