Recently, the Faculty of Letters in Jiuzhou held a competition - the Brainstorming Contest.

Originally, this matter did not attract Yu Jiu's attention, but when the class leader forced Yu Jiu into the entry list, Yu Jiu understood.

That fucking idiot Qi Yuwen did it!

Didn't it just blow her head off?As for?As for?

This man is sick!

Yu Jiu looked up at the monitor and said, "I won't go."

The squad leader is a girl, she looks submissive and easy to bully, but she is very cruel when she speaks: "But...you have to go if you don't~"

"The legs grow on me, whoever you love will go, anyway, I won't go."

Yu Jiu lowered her head and continued to look at her mobile phone. She didn't believe that they could really force her to participate in that competition.

The squad leader said: "The bonus for No.1 is 5 yuan."

Yu Jiu: "!!"

"Why didn't you say it earlier? I'll go!"

The class monitor grinned, "Okay~ Thank you, Yu Jiu, for your active participation. Goodbye."

This competition was tailor-made for Yu Jiu. The competition started on the second day after registration. There were less than ten participants, and besides Yu Jiuquan, who was male, he was still a muscular man.

Yu Jiu clicked his tongue. It was not easy for the Faculty of Arts to find such a few muscular men. Qi Yu heard that the dead man was really unscrupulous in order to get revenge on him.

However, Yu Jiu is not afraid at all. What she is best at is not studying or working, but pretending to be pitiful.

Yu Jiu deliberately wore a pair of thin clothes today, making her already fragile look even more delicate.As soon as he entered the arena, he pretended to cough a few times, but he really coughed until he couldn't stop.

What kind of broken body is this?Didn't the wind blow all the way?Don't really make me sick!

When the cough finally stopped, Yu Jiu went on with the performance, raised his eyes to look at the group of muscular men, and looked away artificially.

Although the muscular man was very fierce, he couldn't stand the girl's appearance, and his heart softened immediately, and he let go of his fists that he had just clenched and prepared to rub against his pants at a loss.

Yu Jiu bit her lower lip, and the corners of her lips trembled, and said weakly to the referee, "Excuse me, when will it start?"

The referee was a boy from the sports department of the student union, and Yu Jiuben was very beautiful, so he couldn't stand it like this, "Ma, right away..."

"Okay, thank you."

Qi Yuwen, who was quietly watching the monitor in the dark, frowned, and asked the housekeeper next to him, "Why is she acting so hypocritical, doesn't she feel sick?"

The butler smiled and said nothing, thinking that you would feel disgusted, isn't this the usual posture of Miss Lin?Today's Yu Jiu not only looks like her, but even behaves like her, you still feel disgusted?

You are really difficult to serve...

Qi Yuwen crossed his arms and was a little upset when he saw Yu Jiu's posture on the monitor.On weekdays, she exploded like a firecracker in front of her, but today she flattered those men?

The competition started soon, and Yu Jiu wanted to roll up her sleeves to reveal her slender arms, but she just pulled them up a little when she saw the hair dryer head of Peppa Pig tattooed on her arms, and she immediately put down her sleeves in fright.

Today is a white lotus, not a social person, and cannot show social person tattoos.

But her arm was still exposed, and Yu Jiu rolled up her left sleeve, finally successfully exposing her skinny and slender arm.

"Cough cough..."

Yu Jiu covered her mouth, her eyes were slightly red from coughing, "I'm sorry, I'm a little sick today."

The boy who was playing against Yu Jiu opened his mouth, but he still didn't say anything in the end. He just let out a sea during the match, and tapped Yu Jiu's forehead lightly like teasing a girl to finish the job.

Yu Jiu covered his forehead and looked at the boy in surprise, "You are so gentle."

The boy blushed, "It's your turn."

There was still a game after Yu Jiu, so of course he couldn't be cruel in advance, so he just tapped his forehead lightly, and the boy immediately acted, "Ah, it hurts! I lost, the referee, I can't do it, I hurt!" died."

Everyone: "..."

The acting is too bad, bro.

Qi Yuwen was so angry that he shot the case, "Who found this man? Is he sick!"

The housekeeper smiled, "Miss, calm down, there are still a few people left."

"Okay, I'll wait and see."

After a few rounds...

Yu Jiu was flattered and said to the boys in the final round: "Thank you, this 5 yuan is life-saving money for me, thank you, and thank you everyone."

Everyone waved their hands to say that it was nothing, and even said that they could find them if they had any difficulties.

Yu Jiu naturally refused.

Qi Yuwen from the backcourt once again raised the issue, and said angrily, "That made her win? Did she just get touched a few times on the forehead? What kind of brain-bouncing competition is this called? It's that woman's fishing game, right?" !"

The housekeeper thought, isn't this your own idea?And who would have thought that Yu Jiu, who has always been stubborn, could bend and stretch.

"Mr. Qi, it's time for you to go out and present the awards."

"Show a fart!"

Qi Yuwen wiped everything on the table, "Go back to the company!"

Yu Jiu wore too little clothes for "showing off", which caused him to have a headache after the game. Taking advantage of the confusion at the game site, he ran to a quiet place to sit for a while.

It just so happened that the place where she was staying was the only way Qi Yuwen left.

Qi Yuwen walked from the end of the corridor with a sullen face, and saw Yu Jiu sitting weakly on a chair in the corner, looking very bad.

"Yu Jiu?"

Qi Yuwen hesitated for a moment, then walked up to her and sat down, "Do you feel unwell?"

Yu Jiu opened his eyes and glanced at her, then looked away, "Unlucky."

"..."

The butler came over and touched Yu Jiu's forehead, and said, "Boss Qi, I seem to have a fever."

Qi Yuwen sneered, "Let you wear so little."

Yu Jiu looked at her again, her eyelids became European-style big eyes due to illness, "Qi Yuwen, who am I doing this for? Have you forgotten? You started this brain-destroying competition, right?"

Qi Yuwen smiled happily, but said nothing.

Yu Jiu straightened up and raised her hand to flick her head, but Qi Yuwen didn't hide. She knew that Yu Jiu's current physical condition would definitely not hurt her, so she said provocatively, "Come if you have the ability."

"Qi Yuwen, you really..."

thump—

After Yu Jiu played with his greatest strength, he passed out directly.

Qi Yuwen wrapped her waist quickly with his eyes and hands, touched his forehead with the other hand, and said with a smile: "If you are so bad, you have to be brave, Uncle Tang, call the hospital."

The housekeeper looked at the two meaningfully, and then said neatly, "Okay, Mr. Qi."

Qi Yuwen hugged Yu Jiu horizontally, looked down at her haggard face, and saw the thin clothes on her body as soon as he moved his eyes. The good mood just now was swept away, and he couldn't help but cursed: "I'm not in good health." She deserves it for wearing so little to seduce people, Uncle Tang, cover her with a coat."

"Ok."

In the end, no award was given, and no one accepted it.But the problem is not big, anyway, the 5 yuan is in nine hands.

There are always gains and losses in things, Yu Jiu stayed in the hospital for a day and was discharged from the hospital regardless of Qi Yuwen's bodyguards' obstruction.I just didn't expect the sky to change in school...

Yu Jiu's pretentious appearance was known by many girls that day, and then she disappeared for a day, and various speculations came out. Now she can be regarded as a complete target of public criticism.

Among them, the most angry ones are the girls who like those boys, and they finally found the evidence that Yu Jiu seduced the men.

Yu Jiu sat on a chair in the dormitory with his legs crossed, browsing a lot of black posts in the school forum, and found it very funny.

The roommate didn't like Yu Jiugeng because of that incident. Seeing Yu Jiu smiling over there, he thought she was complacent, so he secretly told the girls about it.

Yu Jiu raised his head, leaned the back of his head against the edge of the chair, looked at the roommate next to him slightly, and said with a smile, "Hey, tell me the news? How do you plan to arrange me?"

This roommate is a bully and fears nothing, and when Yu Jiu said that, he didn't even dare to fart.

"Come on, let me see how you plan to arrange me."

Yu Jiu put down her legs, walked towards her roommate step by step, reached out and took out her cell phone.

"Yu Jiu! Don't go too far!"

Yu Jiu didn't lower her head, she looked at her with downcast eyes as if she was looking at garbage, and then read out the text of the dialog box clearly word by word: "Senior sister, that Yu Jiu is still having fun secretly, and I don't know what he's having fun with." ...that's it?"

The roommate lowered his head, not daring to speak.

"You can't do it, your level is too low, delete it and repost it."

Yu Jiu raised her hand, with an evil look on her face, and as soon as she let go of her fingers, the phone fell vertically on her roommate's head, making a muffled sound.

"Ah! It hurts! Yu Jiu! What are you doing!"

The roommate stood up all of a sudden, but Yu Jiuyi held down her shoulder again. She didn't use any force, but the roommate was so frightened that she fell down on the chair again.

Yu Jiu rolled his eyes, returned to his seat, raised his legs again and continued to look at the forum, "A group of immature children."

When I was a punk, you were all still studying abcd in elementary school.

Recently, there are too many people and things going on at the school against Jiu. She doesn't want to cause trouble, so she often goes out of school and uses the 5 yuan to buy delicious food for Ling Shi to eat.

Today is no exception, taking advantage of the weekend, Yu Jiu plans to take Ling Shi to have a good time.

When she was about to arrive at Beigui Middle School, a black van slammed on the brakes beside her, and then several boys with baseball bats got out of the car.

"Fuck! What's the situation!"

"Yu Jiu, right?"

The boy who took the lead tilted his head, "It's so beautiful, it must be it, come here, take it away."

"and many more!"

Yu Jiu hugged the backpack on her back, pretending to be scared, "Otherwise, I'm going to dial 110!"

At this time, the artificial intelligence assistant in the mobile phone whose name was set as "Other" in the pocket had already dialed 110 after hearing the instruction.

"Afraid of you? Take it away!"

Yu Jiu was soon caught and dragged into the van.

The man sitting next to Yu Jiu sneered, "With your physique, you still want to fight us?"

Yu Jiu hugged her schoolbag without saying a word, showing her lovely and pitiful look again.

The man in the lead sat in the co-pilot, saw Yu Jiu's appearance through the mirror, and smiled obscenely, "I just said that those girls are going to target her, this girl is really charming."

Yu Jiu was about to vomit, and being described as charming by a wretched man, I really felt sick to my stomach.

The man threw the cigarette butt out the window, "Drive."

"Okay bro."

The black van drove away, and a girl walked out of an alley next to her, and took out her mobile phone from her pocket with a blank expression.

"Hello, 110? There was a kidnapping case outside Beigui Middle School. The kidnapper's license plate is Jin SB25040... yes, it's a girl... Oh, she has called the police, yes, the license plate is Jin SB25040. Okay, goodbye. "

After hanging up the phone, Qi Yuxing smiled and muttered, "You look so weak, I didn't expect to call the police in such a critical situation. It's amazing. But... when did she call the police?"

Curious, so curious.

Qi Yuxing has been a curious baby since he was a child, but he also annoyed his mother and sister because of it.When she grew up, she never asked a question at home, but it still didn't change the fact that she was a curious baby.

With the assistance of the police, the car was stopped by the police at an intersection before driving for 10 minutes.

After getting out of the car, Yu Jiu brushed his hair, his calm appearance drew the attention of the policeman.

"Little sister, are you not nervous at all?"

Yu Jiu raised a sweet smile and said, "Because I believe that your people's police will come to rescue me, so I'm not afraid!"

The policeman stood up and saluted, "Serve the people! Thank you for your trust!"

Yu Jiu smiled like a virgin, "You are worth it."

The policeman put down his hands and scratched his head shyly, "Do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup?"

"It's okay, I'm not injured, how could I be injured if you dispatched the police so quickly?"

"That's right. If you feel unwell, remember to go to the hospital and make a record. I won't bother you to go to the police station."

"Okay, thank you."

Yu Jiu's mouth is too sweet, and the police are like spring breeze. This kidnapping case made the news not long after.

Of course, these are all things to follow.

The ridiculous kidnapping case ended, and Yu Jiu returned to Beigui Middle School like a normal person.

"Hey!"

Yu Jiu paused, and when she looked back, she saw a naughty girl looking at her with a bag in her pocket, "Why did you come back so soon? Didn't you get kidnapped?"

"You saw it, it's just a trivial matter, it's just a bunch of scumbags, that's all messed up."

As a publishing editor, she has seen so many kidnappings in so many books she is responsible for publishing.

After speaking, Yu Jiu turned around and continued walking.

Qi Yuxing followed quickly, showing an expression of admiration, "Wow! That's right! How did you call the police just now?"

Yu Jiu took out his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked on the setting page of the artificial intelligence assistant, "It's called otherwise..."

As soon as the words fell, the artificial intelligence assistant was awakened, but Yu Jiu's mobile phone turned off all the volumes, so there was no sound.

Qi Yuxing understood in seconds, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up, "You are so smart, have you been kidnapped many times? You can figure out this idea."

Yu Jiu laughed dryly, coming to a world that was very dangerous for her, how could she do it without making many preparations.

"For safety...you can also set it up, otherwise it won't be good if no one saves you in an accident next time."

Qi Yuxing followed Yu Jiu to the gate of Beigui Middle School and asked, "Are you a student here?"

"No, I'm already in college. I'm waiting for my lovely sister to come out and plan to take her to play."

"Are you already in college?!"

"correct."

Qi Yuxing didn't wear a school uniform, but Yu Jiu also saw that she was a high school student, so she teased and said, "My sister."

Qi Yuxing froze for a moment, Yu Jiu saw her expression froze, thinking that she had offended her, "I was just joking..."

"elder sister."

Yu Jiu: "??"

Qi Yuxing raised a sunny smile, "Can't you call me? My sister died last year, so I want to recognize you as my sister."

Yu Jiu covered her mouth and choked with sobs, "I'm sorry to heart that..."

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