The stupid and brave are laid off and re-employed
Chapter 1 The Hero, Arrested
What would you do if you woke up and the world turned upside down?
If someone happens to tell you at this time that you are the legendary brave man, what should you do?
If someone adds that the Demon King has actually been defeated, there is no need for a hero, and you are unemployed, what will you do?
......
Qiao Ran looked at the large group of people standing in front of him, silently sorted out the huge amount of information that had been instilled before, and felt that he might have been tricked by the gods——
Now that the Demon King has been defeated, why did you summon me out, Ba Ga!Now that the matter has been resolved, then send me home! I haven't finished the game yet, how can I fix it!
ha?Can't go back without defeating the Demon King?Ah, oh, that's all right...
It's all right, what a ghost!I can't go back without defeating the Demon King, but the Demon King was defeated before I was summoned. Doesn't this mean that I can't go back and I'm unemployed?
That's it? That's it?
Qiao Ran suddenly felt that her head was getting dizzy for a while, she put her hands behind her back, and pinched herself quietly at a place out of sight——
It hurts, it hurts.I see, this is not a dream... If, if this is not a dream, then, doesn't it represent a great tragedy?
Qiao Ran suppressed all the emotions in her heart, pushed her glasses, pointed at herself, and asked incredulously, "I am a brave man?"
"Are you really not mistaken?"
It's no wonder that Qiao Ran was suspicious. Anyone who encounters such a situation suddenly will be suspicious, because there is no pie in the sky, and the price must be quietly marked behind the back of everything given.Moreover, just a salted fish like Qiao Ran, who can't lift his hands on his shoulders, doesn't look like a brave man who can save the world anyway...
Now, there must be a mistake somewhere?If something is wrong and she is not a hero, then can she not bear the fate of a hero?You don't have to be restricted by defeating the devil to go back?If this is the case, can Qiao Ran go back and continue to accompany her paper figurine wife?
Qiao Ran deceived herself over and over again in her heart, don't ask, it means that she just wants to go home and continue to be paralyzed.However, an old man shattered all her fantasies.
"That's right, you are the legendary brave man!" The old man said with burning eyes and earnest words, "You are the brave man who came to rescue us from the sea of suffering!"
hiss--
Qiao Ran had a heart attack.Grandpa, you can't eat and talk, let alone talk nonsense. Since there is no threat from the devil in this world, why are you still in the sea of suffering?Isn't it noisy?
Qiao Ran expressed his confusion very politely, but the old man cursed bitterly: "It's not Your Highness Silvia!"
"?"
The old man told Qiao Ran that the place where they are now is the holy kingdom of the human race. The human race was once attacked by the demons, so there is a tradition of summoning brave men from other worlds to deal with the demon king.
It's just that this time the Demon King has been defeated by Sylvia Mao Alceste, the princess of the Holy Kingdom, but it would be better not to defeat him!A devil fell and a new devil came, and this new devil is Princess Silvia!
snort!
The old man told Qiao Ran that he was the Pope Arc Kane of the Church of the Goddess of Light. The Church of the Goddess of Light had a history of thousands of years in the human race, and every brave man was summoned by the church.As a result, Princess Silvia not only ordered the church to be burned, but also banned the practice of religion...
"Burn... the church?" Qiao Ran raised her eyebrows, and immediately felt that Princess Sylvia was really a cruel person.
Pope Alk nodded and said, "That's right, that's where you are now, Mr. Brave!"
"..."
Qiao Ran summed up what she had learned so far, and she felt that it was more likely that she entered the first summoning ceremony by mistake than being summoned as a hero.
First of all, the tattered clothes of the so-called church bishops and even the pope in front of her are very problematic. They don't look like decent clothes at all, and they even look a bit like pornographic ones!No matter how bad it is, it's a group of beggars in the second grade, and then they accidentally summoned her!
Secondly, the existence of the brave is for the devil. Since the so-called devil has disappeared, how can there be a brave?Are you kidding me?
In the end, Qiao Ran is really just an ordinary salted fish, even if he turns over, he must think that both sides will be confused...
So Qiao Xianyu Ran took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down a bit, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the same dilapidated but still holy statue of the Goddess of Light in the center of the dilapidated church.Why do you keep being so holy when you have already fallen into such a situation?Even the dilapidated appearance adds a faint sense of weakness, just like a loving mother who infinitely tolerates the faults of her children?
why?
not understand.
Just as Qiao Ran was about to open his mouth to sigh, a sudden change occurred!
——The sound of metal clashing continued to come, coupled with the sound of well-trained footsteps at a glance, it seemed to be... the army?
Qiao Ran's feeling was right, because at this moment they were surrounded by the army.
So why is such a dilapidated church suddenly surrounded by troops?Could it be that she really entered the first summoning ceremony by mistake and was about to be arrested?It can't be, she has just been summoned, and she hasn't even had time to eat a mouthful of delicious food from another world...
Suddenly, the solemn army divided into two groups, and each took a step back, forming a trail.Looking at this posture, coupled with the echoes formed in the huge church due to the landing of the leather shoes, Qiao Ran has reason to suspect that the identity of the visitor must not be underestimated.
Qiao Ran's feeling was right, because the person who came was none other than Her Royal Highness Sylvia Mao Alceste, Princess of the Holy Kingdom.
When Sylvia's figure completely fell into Qiao Ran's eyes, Qiao Ran couldn't help but be fascinated by it.
——It was a girl with blond hair and red eyes. She was about two or three centimeters taller than Qiao Ran, but because of the high-heeled leather shoes, she might look a little taller.The girl was wearing a pastel Victorian dress with a green gem, maybe an emerald, in the stand-up collar?
Qiao Ran had to admit that the girl's appearance was excellent, and there was an indescribable aristocratic temperament in every gesture.Of course, the girl's pair of red pupils are also very good-looking, but paired with her somewhat fierce face, she looks a bit like a villain in a shoujo manga.
Qiao Ran couldn't help but look at herself. She was wearing a pure white T-shirt that hadn't changed for ten thousand years, and her black knee-length shorts were crumpled like a ball of crumpled paper.She only dragged on a pair of black flip flops, and didn't even wear socks. No matter how she looked at it, she looked a little rough.Looking at the girl again, Qiao Ran's right thumb and toe moved a few times, perhaps because she was ashamed of herself.
In Qiao Ran's 21-year-old life, she has always lived a rough life, but she is still a dog, except that she doesn't like to control herself...
Well, Qiao Ran thinks that the girl in front of her can be ranked in the top three among the beautiful girls he has ever seen in his life!
Just when Qiao Ran was about to say hello, saying that he might be lucky enough to know the other person's name, Pope Ark's face turned ashen, and finally he had to lower his head and call His Highness.
Your Highness?Which Your Highness?
A young man next to Pope Ark leaned close to Qiao Ran and whispered, "This is Her Royal Highness Silvia, Mr. Brave, be careful!"
"!"
Qiao Ran remembered it, because she had slandered the princess as a ruthless person before. After all, someone killed the devil alone and set fire to the church...
Bridge bean sack, doesn't that mean this princess hates church so much?And I seem to be a brave man summoned by the church... Qiao Ran felt a little suffocated for a while, wondering if it was too late for her to say that she was just passing by.
Qiao Ran was full of thoughts at the moment, and so was Sylvia at the moment.She didn't understand why these people in the church still summoned heroes after she had already defeated the devil. Is it because they didn't trust her?Or is it because they want to use the brave to overthrow themselves?Or, what kind of agreement did the old fox Alke reach with another old fox in prison?
Furthermore, although the brave man in front of him and the former brave man have black hair and black eyes, just like the demons.However, the previous brave man was his great ancestor, and he maintained a noble and proud attitude from beginning to end, but this brave man didn't seem like someone who could deliver heavy burdens.Thinking of this, Sylvia's eyes became darker.
Sylvia ignored Pope Alk's greetings, but glanced at Qiao Ran, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Alk is really a noble and pious believer, and he brought the believers to pray at such a late hour. The corners of Sylvia's lips were bent, but there was no smile in her eyes. She said, "It's just that you don't want to introduce the person next to you for me? Also, the magic circle under your feet is What?"
ah this...
Alke lowered his head even lower, and he had no power to fight back against the Highness in front of him.Therefore, Arc Kane, who was defeated, had to tell the truth about Qiao Ran's true identity and the purpose of the magic circle under his feet.
"Your Highness, this is Qiao Ran, the brave man. The magic circle under our feet is used to summon the brave man."
Hearing this, Sylvia nodded, "Well, someone, arrest them all."
"?"
Qiao Ran was full of question marks, why did Her Royal Highness play cards so unreasonably?Also, is he really a brave man?Qiao Ran blinked her eyes, she didn't know what to say now, begging for mercy doesn't seem to be in line with her identity as a brave man, resisting it, she really can't beat Her Majesty the ferocious princess who can defeat even the devil.
Well, this nickname was just taken.
Whether it was Pope Alk, Qiao Ran, or other believers in the church, they did not resist, and were escorted away by the soldiers obediently.However, the young man who had previously told Joran Sylvia's identity cursed the witch in a low voice when he walked to Sylvia's side.Sylvia's expression didn't change at all, maybe she didn't hear it.
Qiao Ran was escorted away obediently, but she glanced at Sylvia before leaving.As a result, she didn't look at the road, and the soldiers walked in a hurry, causing her to fall.What's worse is that she accidentally fell under Sylvia's feet and tore a small corner of Sylvia's skirt...
Um?When did I become so strong?Qiao Ran murmured to herself, and it took a while to realize that what she tore was the skirt of Her Majesty the Ferocious Princess.
Qiao Ran, danger!
Qiao Ran's slender hand suddenly appeared in front of Qiao Ran's eyes, and the owner of the hand pulled Qiao Ran up, then lifted Qiao Ran's chin, and said with a smile: "I know that I am naturally beautiful, and I don't know how brave you can see it." enough?"
"Enough, enough."
Sylvia smiled, patted Qiao Ran on the cheek, and said, "It's so good." Then she asked the soldiers to put Qiao Ran in prison, and it sounded like a prison for serious offenders...
2000 years later.
Looking at the dark cell, Qiao Ran rubbed the shackles on his hands, feeling sad.Who would have thought that on the first day of being summoned to another world, Qiao Ran would be thrown into prison?
Miserable, Qiao Ran, miserable!
The author has something to say:
Sylvia: Joe, I like you~
Qiao Ran: You locked me up on the first day I was summoned to another world.
Sylvia: Joe, where are we going to play today?
Qiao Ran: You locked me up on the first day I was summoned to another world.
Sylvia: Joe, can we leave this alone?
Qiao Ran: You are zero!
Sylvia: Let's switch back [cover face]
Qiao Ran: You locked me up on the first day I was summoned to another world.
Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !
If someone happens to tell you at this time that you are the legendary brave man, what should you do?
If someone adds that the Demon King has actually been defeated, there is no need for a hero, and you are unemployed, what will you do?
......
Qiao Ran looked at the large group of people standing in front of him, silently sorted out the huge amount of information that had been instilled before, and felt that he might have been tricked by the gods——
Now that the Demon King has been defeated, why did you summon me out, Ba Ga!Now that the matter has been resolved, then send me home! I haven't finished the game yet, how can I fix it!
ha?Can't go back without defeating the Demon King?Ah, oh, that's all right...
It's all right, what a ghost!I can't go back without defeating the Demon King, but the Demon King was defeated before I was summoned. Doesn't this mean that I can't go back and I'm unemployed?
That's it? That's it?
Qiao Ran suddenly felt that her head was getting dizzy for a while, she put her hands behind her back, and pinched herself quietly at a place out of sight——
It hurts, it hurts.I see, this is not a dream... If, if this is not a dream, then, doesn't it represent a great tragedy?
Qiao Ran suppressed all the emotions in her heart, pushed her glasses, pointed at herself, and asked incredulously, "I am a brave man?"
"Are you really not mistaken?"
It's no wonder that Qiao Ran was suspicious. Anyone who encounters such a situation suddenly will be suspicious, because there is no pie in the sky, and the price must be quietly marked behind the back of everything given.Moreover, just a salted fish like Qiao Ran, who can't lift his hands on his shoulders, doesn't look like a brave man who can save the world anyway...
Now, there must be a mistake somewhere?If something is wrong and she is not a hero, then can she not bear the fate of a hero?You don't have to be restricted by defeating the devil to go back?If this is the case, can Qiao Ran go back and continue to accompany her paper figurine wife?
Qiao Ran deceived herself over and over again in her heart, don't ask, it means that she just wants to go home and continue to be paralyzed.However, an old man shattered all her fantasies.
"That's right, you are the legendary brave man!" The old man said with burning eyes and earnest words, "You are the brave man who came to rescue us from the sea of suffering!"
hiss--
Qiao Ran had a heart attack.Grandpa, you can't eat and talk, let alone talk nonsense. Since there is no threat from the devil in this world, why are you still in the sea of suffering?Isn't it noisy?
Qiao Ran expressed his confusion very politely, but the old man cursed bitterly: "It's not Your Highness Silvia!"
"?"
The old man told Qiao Ran that the place where they are now is the holy kingdom of the human race. The human race was once attacked by the demons, so there is a tradition of summoning brave men from other worlds to deal with the demon king.
It's just that this time the Demon King has been defeated by Sylvia Mao Alceste, the princess of the Holy Kingdom, but it would be better not to defeat him!A devil fell and a new devil came, and this new devil is Princess Silvia!
snort!
The old man told Qiao Ran that he was the Pope Arc Kane of the Church of the Goddess of Light. The Church of the Goddess of Light had a history of thousands of years in the human race, and every brave man was summoned by the church.As a result, Princess Silvia not only ordered the church to be burned, but also banned the practice of religion...
"Burn... the church?" Qiao Ran raised her eyebrows, and immediately felt that Princess Sylvia was really a cruel person.
Pope Alk nodded and said, "That's right, that's where you are now, Mr. Brave!"
"..."
Qiao Ran summed up what she had learned so far, and she felt that it was more likely that she entered the first summoning ceremony by mistake than being summoned as a hero.
First of all, the tattered clothes of the so-called church bishops and even the pope in front of her are very problematic. They don't look like decent clothes at all, and they even look a bit like pornographic ones!No matter how bad it is, it's a group of beggars in the second grade, and then they accidentally summoned her!
Secondly, the existence of the brave is for the devil. Since the so-called devil has disappeared, how can there be a brave?Are you kidding me?
In the end, Qiao Ran is really just an ordinary salted fish, even if he turns over, he must think that both sides will be confused...
So Qiao Xianyu Ran took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down a bit, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the same dilapidated but still holy statue of the Goddess of Light in the center of the dilapidated church.Why do you keep being so holy when you have already fallen into such a situation?Even the dilapidated appearance adds a faint sense of weakness, just like a loving mother who infinitely tolerates the faults of her children?
why?
not understand.
Just as Qiao Ran was about to open his mouth to sigh, a sudden change occurred!
——The sound of metal clashing continued to come, coupled with the sound of well-trained footsteps at a glance, it seemed to be... the army?
Qiao Ran's feeling was right, because at this moment they were surrounded by the army.
So why is such a dilapidated church suddenly surrounded by troops?Could it be that she really entered the first summoning ceremony by mistake and was about to be arrested?It can't be, she has just been summoned, and she hasn't even had time to eat a mouthful of delicious food from another world...
Suddenly, the solemn army divided into two groups, and each took a step back, forming a trail.Looking at this posture, coupled with the echoes formed in the huge church due to the landing of the leather shoes, Qiao Ran has reason to suspect that the identity of the visitor must not be underestimated.
Qiao Ran's feeling was right, because the person who came was none other than Her Royal Highness Sylvia Mao Alceste, Princess of the Holy Kingdom.
When Sylvia's figure completely fell into Qiao Ran's eyes, Qiao Ran couldn't help but be fascinated by it.
——It was a girl with blond hair and red eyes. She was about two or three centimeters taller than Qiao Ran, but because of the high-heeled leather shoes, she might look a little taller.The girl was wearing a pastel Victorian dress with a green gem, maybe an emerald, in the stand-up collar?
Qiao Ran had to admit that the girl's appearance was excellent, and there was an indescribable aristocratic temperament in every gesture.Of course, the girl's pair of red pupils are also very good-looking, but paired with her somewhat fierce face, she looks a bit like a villain in a shoujo manga.
Qiao Ran couldn't help but look at herself. She was wearing a pure white T-shirt that hadn't changed for ten thousand years, and her black knee-length shorts were crumpled like a ball of crumpled paper.She only dragged on a pair of black flip flops, and didn't even wear socks. No matter how she looked at it, she looked a little rough.Looking at the girl again, Qiao Ran's right thumb and toe moved a few times, perhaps because she was ashamed of herself.
In Qiao Ran's 21-year-old life, she has always lived a rough life, but she is still a dog, except that she doesn't like to control herself...
Well, Qiao Ran thinks that the girl in front of her can be ranked in the top three among the beautiful girls he has ever seen in his life!
Just when Qiao Ran was about to say hello, saying that he might be lucky enough to know the other person's name, Pope Ark's face turned ashen, and finally he had to lower his head and call His Highness.
Your Highness?Which Your Highness?
A young man next to Pope Ark leaned close to Qiao Ran and whispered, "This is Her Royal Highness Silvia, Mr. Brave, be careful!"
"!"
Qiao Ran remembered it, because she had slandered the princess as a ruthless person before. After all, someone killed the devil alone and set fire to the church...
Bridge bean sack, doesn't that mean this princess hates church so much?And I seem to be a brave man summoned by the church... Qiao Ran felt a little suffocated for a while, wondering if it was too late for her to say that she was just passing by.
Qiao Ran was full of thoughts at the moment, and so was Sylvia at the moment.She didn't understand why these people in the church still summoned heroes after she had already defeated the devil. Is it because they didn't trust her?Or is it because they want to use the brave to overthrow themselves?Or, what kind of agreement did the old fox Alke reach with another old fox in prison?
Furthermore, although the brave man in front of him and the former brave man have black hair and black eyes, just like the demons.However, the previous brave man was his great ancestor, and he maintained a noble and proud attitude from beginning to end, but this brave man didn't seem like someone who could deliver heavy burdens.Thinking of this, Sylvia's eyes became darker.
Sylvia ignored Pope Alk's greetings, but glanced at Qiao Ran, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Alk is really a noble and pious believer, and he brought the believers to pray at such a late hour. The corners of Sylvia's lips were bent, but there was no smile in her eyes. She said, "It's just that you don't want to introduce the person next to you for me? Also, the magic circle under your feet is What?"
ah this...
Alke lowered his head even lower, and he had no power to fight back against the Highness in front of him.Therefore, Arc Kane, who was defeated, had to tell the truth about Qiao Ran's true identity and the purpose of the magic circle under his feet.
"Your Highness, this is Qiao Ran, the brave man. The magic circle under our feet is used to summon the brave man."
Hearing this, Sylvia nodded, "Well, someone, arrest them all."
"?"
Qiao Ran was full of question marks, why did Her Royal Highness play cards so unreasonably?Also, is he really a brave man?Qiao Ran blinked her eyes, she didn't know what to say now, begging for mercy doesn't seem to be in line with her identity as a brave man, resisting it, she really can't beat Her Majesty the ferocious princess who can defeat even the devil.
Well, this nickname was just taken.
Whether it was Pope Alk, Qiao Ran, or other believers in the church, they did not resist, and were escorted away by the soldiers obediently.However, the young man who had previously told Joran Sylvia's identity cursed the witch in a low voice when he walked to Sylvia's side.Sylvia's expression didn't change at all, maybe she didn't hear it.
Qiao Ran was escorted away obediently, but she glanced at Sylvia before leaving.As a result, she didn't look at the road, and the soldiers walked in a hurry, causing her to fall.What's worse is that she accidentally fell under Sylvia's feet and tore a small corner of Sylvia's skirt...
Um?When did I become so strong?Qiao Ran murmured to herself, and it took a while to realize that what she tore was the skirt of Her Majesty the Ferocious Princess.
Qiao Ran, danger!
Qiao Ran's slender hand suddenly appeared in front of Qiao Ran's eyes, and the owner of the hand pulled Qiao Ran up, then lifted Qiao Ran's chin, and said with a smile: "I know that I am naturally beautiful, and I don't know how brave you can see it." enough?"
"Enough, enough."
Sylvia smiled, patted Qiao Ran on the cheek, and said, "It's so good." Then she asked the soldiers to put Qiao Ran in prison, and it sounded like a prison for serious offenders...
2000 years later.
Looking at the dark cell, Qiao Ran rubbed the shackles on his hands, feeling sad.Who would have thought that on the first day of being summoned to another world, Qiao Ran would be thrown into prison?
Miserable, Qiao Ran, miserable!
The author has something to say:
Sylvia: Joe, I like you~
Qiao Ran: You locked me up on the first day I was summoned to another world.
Sylvia: Joe, where are we going to play today?
Qiao Ran: You locked me up on the first day I was summoned to another world.
Sylvia: Joe, can we leave this alone?
Qiao Ran: You are zero!
Sylvia: Let's switch back [cover face]
Qiao Ran: You locked me up on the first day I was summoned to another world.
Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !
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