Fumino: Did Akutagawa lose his horse today?

"Although I said I wanted to write a novel, I didn't even go to school~" Dazai Osamu lay on the bar counter of Lupin Bar, the soft flesh on his face was squeezed into a lump, and beside him were Ango Sakaguchi and Oda Sakunosuke, and Tan Kazuo who suddenly hit it off for some reason.

Hearing Osamu Dazai's complaint, Kazuo Tan turned his head: "Is Osamu Dazai planning to write novels too?".

"Of course, Mr. Akutagawa has written novels. In order to follow in Mr. Akutagawa's footsteps, I must work hard to write!" Osamu Dazai slapped the table, and then twitched again, and his voice suddenly became very small, "And I I want Akutagawa Tour."

"However, having said that, among the three of us, only Mr. Oda Sakunosuke has writing experience." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, looked at Oda Sakunosuke seriously, and said in a deep voice, "Let's not say whether Dazai-kun I went to school, and Mr. Oda Saku used to be a killer//assassin, and I didn’t have time to go online. Although I went to school, I mainly majored in politics, and I didn’t study literature at all.”

Rao Tan Yixiong couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth: "So you guys plan to be so direct?"

Ango Sakaguchi was a little embarrassed, but the three of them nodded in unison.

Tan Yixiong couldn't help covering his face.

So Mr. Zhi, although I think getting along with these three people is quite pleasant, but can you not let me guide them into the forum?I feel like I can't finish this task.

Tan Yixiong took out the paper and pen: "First of all, let's not talk about how to become a writer. You have to start writing. If you just say you want to write a novel, then this is just empty talk. If you don't actually do it, you will never be able to write a novel." Impossible to reach the goal."

Dazai Osamu and Sakaguchi Ango looked at Oda Sakunosuke at the same time. Oda Sakunosuke's stunned hair was shaking, but he still looked at Tan Kazuo calmly.

"That's right, it's to criticize Oda Saku-kun by name. I heard Mr. Ji say that your dream is to become a novelist, right?"

Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "Because I once watched a very good work, so I wanted to continue writing that story, but I was not qualified at that time, a murderer cannot write excellent work."

Tan Kazuo wondered who told him the idea of ​​Oda Sakunosuke, but he still told him: "As long as you have your own hands and your own thoughts, you can write excellent works. The works reflect the writer's thoughts, just like me, Before that, I once destroyed a family for revenge, even if there were still babies in that family who didn't care about worldly affairs, or elderly people with limited mobility, at that time I still killed them without hesitation."

"I still have the qualifications to write with blood on my hands, why do you think you are not qualified?" Tan Yixiong chuckled: "Besides, don't everyone have various reasons for killing people? The world is always dark, And when we come across it and write it down, that’s what writers are.”

"As Mr. Akutagawa said, the writer and his works are separated. The works come from the writer but are higher than the writer. Don't deny the other party just because of one-sided cognition. The world sees Mr. Akutagawa's works , who doesn't say that he is a person full of compassion? But the actual Akutagawa-sensei is a gangster, isn't he?"

Tan Yixiong shared his experience with the three in detail. During this exchange, the four of them suddenly found that they had similarities in many aspects, and even vaguely saw their future writing direction.

"I remember Mr. Akutagawa and they seem to call themselves a new trend?" Osamu Dazai touched his chin. "We also want to write a name commensurate with these three teachers!"

"Then it's called the Rogue faction." Tan Yixiong said, his eyes were a little dazed for some reason. "After all, we all seem to be rebellious. We express our dissatisfaction to the world in various ways. Doesn't it fit the word rogue?"

Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up suddenly: "Okay, this name sounds great! And Rogue Pie and New Ethos Pie sound so symmetrical!".

Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses and looked at Sakunosuke Oda, and couldn't help laughing at the same time: "Rogue faction, what a very good name."

"So simple (Osaka voice)." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly said: "Since we have agreed to rebel, let's change the way we speak (Osaka voice)."

Dazai Osamu's excited expression suddenly froze, and he turned his head to look at Oda Sakunosuke's almost terrified expression, and his eyes seemed to see the most terrifying scene in his life.

"Odasaku, what did you just say?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand tremblingly.

"We are from Osaka, so we changed back to the accent of our hometown (Osaka accent)." Oda Sakunosuke's dama happily drew a circle: "Dazai, please get used to it (Osaka accent)."

Ango Sakaguchi also took off his glasses and put on sunglasses: "I just plan to let myself go, Dazai-kun."

"This is a rare vacation~" Ango Sakaguchi stretched his waist, "Although I still joined the Youth Association in the name of investigator and supervisor, in fact my work has been greatly reduced. Ah, how happy is the degenerate life without a job, ah, degenerate, it is very beautiful to suddenly think about degenerate."

Ango Sakaguchi touched his smooth chin, and hugged Oda Sakunosuke: "I have decided that I will become a great laggard, and I will die at work!"

Ango Sakaguchi's face twisted violently: "If you don't have to go to work, you don't have to go to work, if you don't need to sleep, you don't have to get up, get out of here! I'm going to make a pot of depraved Ango! I'm going on strike! I'm always tangled up in my bullshit job. I have to take care of this and that, and I am forced to break up with my friends! Whoever does this job will do it!"

Dazai Osamu was really stunned this time, and his brain, which has always been smart, couldn't make a turn. He looked at Tan Kazuo almost blankly, his eyes were hazy, and his tone became erratic: "Tangun, I must be dreaming, I This must be a dream. In fact, when I wake up, Ango will still be the Ango whose hairline is endangered, and Odasaku will still speak the Tokyo accent, not the terrifying Osaka accent... "

"Dazai-kun, this is reality." Tan Yixiong patted Dazai on the shoulder: "Please don't escape, Dazai-kun, accepting reality is also a very important quality of a writer." He gave a thumbs up.

"Could it be you who made it up!" Osamu Dazai expressed his disbelief and wanted to blow his hair up.

But Ango Sakaguchi didn't care at all how much impact he had brought to Dazai Osamu, he smiled and picked up his own wine and clinked glasses with Oda Sakuno, and then looked at Dazai Osamu and Tan Kazuo together.

"Hey, Dazai-kun, are you still here for a drink? It's time to clink glasses."

"Here we come~" Dazai Osamu held his hand and rushed towards Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango like a butterfly.Tan Yixiong smiled helplessly and walked over.

这次是4个人碰杯了，3-1=0，但是现在嘛，1+1+2变成了4。

"Bless the rascals!"

Ding, the cups made a crisp sound when they clinked together.