Abby Altman, hero of the universe

According to Luluke, her age is ten percent sigma. This method of counting ages is based on the lifespan of the first king of the royal family, Emperor Sigma. She has already lived one tenth of that lifespan, which is equivalent to the earth. The year is about 1 years.Age [-], ignorant of shit, when he was attacked by the cosmic bandit Bangzixing, he didn't bring any valuables, only packed a few children's shirts, rushed out of the mothership, and came to Earth.

"Lulu doesn't have the habit of carrying money. And as a royal princess, what's the point of not having a change of clothes?"

Damn it, isn't this here for free?

After all, the Men's Guard is not a profit-making organization. The two ETs depend on me, and my deposit is decreasing day by day.Now I can't afford to eat anymore. When I'm hungry, I can only eat some hydrocyanic acid.

Finally one day, I felt deeply that it was impossible to continue like this, so I decided to apply to Brother Chun for a hardship subsidy.

I set up three animal sacrifices, burned high incense, and worshiped devoutly in front of the statue of Brother Chun: "The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, and there is only Chungeling in the world. Brother, please bestow wealth to your believers, and let me relieve the refugees of the universe. Don’t dare to pray in vain, this is the truth. Brother, you understand”

Luluke and the cat laughed together, and I said, "Silence! Otherwise, get out!"

After the ceremony, I went to the corner of the street to touch the lottery ticket. Both Luluke and the cat held their breaths to see how lucky I was this time.

open, open-

"Thank you for your support to the disaster area"

"..."

"Hahahaha, Lulu just said how could it be so easy."

"Meow meow!"

"Tch, I'll try again tomorrow"

When I came back, a car was driving fast and hit me to death on the spot.

A rich second generation got out of the car, threw down a handful of money and said, "Here's the money, let's do it privately."

"Give me more, Lulu still depends on him to support her." Wannian Luoli bargained with him, and the white cat became the size of a tiger, meowing in the back to demonstrate, scaring the rich second generation into unconsciousness. All out.

"Hey, Brother Chun got you 2 yuan this time." Luluke patted my shoulder and said.

I got up from the ground and patted my clothes. I didn't expect to meet a rich second generation who bumped into someone and offered money.

Luluke's spaceship has mimicry ability and can blend with the surrounding environment.Now parked on top of my house, from the outside, it seems that my house has an extra second floor.

I stayed in my own house, the cement material on the ceiling suddenly became like liquid water, there was a burst of ripples, and a hole was opened in the center of the ripples, and Lulu poked her head out from above and waved to me: "Hey , come to my spaceship"

The transmitted light fell on me, and my whole body rose up, and when I reached the "second floor", the hole on the ground healed itself again.

"Mary, turn on the monitor"

"Yes, princess," replied a robot maid, and began to operate rapidly in front of the main computer.I knew that besides the cat, she should be accompanied by a maid.Probably the robot walking on the street is too sensational, so it can't go out, and can only stay in the spaceship.

The off-line princess used her imagination and used the big screen on her spaceship to monitor in all directions. After a few hours, she discovered that the two largest criminal forces in the city were conducting illegal transactions at the pier, so she happily teleported me there.

As expected, a gangster shot me dead with a suppressed pistol, blowing the gunpowder smoke and saying: "Where is the unlucky ghost?"

"I died so badly, I died so badly!" I stood up from the ground again, shouted loudly, and slowly walked towards them waving my hands.Luluke also came to hide in the dark and played scary sound effects with a tape recorder.

"Ghost!" The group of people turned pale with fright, and ran for their lives as if flying.

"Hurry up, Hikali, they are going to run away!" Xiao Nizi hurriedly directed the white cat to intercept the gangster who was in charge of taking the box.

The white cat lived up to expectations and pounced on the two boxes. Luluke patted it on the head and rewarded it with a big piece of fried pork chop.

Unpacking and inspecting the goods, the first box was opened, and there were bags of white powder, which is really harmful. If I hadn't met me today, I don't know how many people would lose their homes because of it.I took it to the shore and dumped it all.

"boom!"

His grandma's, it turned out that the seller wanted to steal the black, and hid the bomb under the white powder, which caused me to die again.

"The Earth gangsters are terrible!" Lulu, who was about to open the buyer's cash box, put her hands on her chest with a frightened expression, but then calmly summoned the robot maid to forcefully dismantle the bombs in the box with the scientific power of Star Sigma. Afterwards, 50 yuan in the box was collected.

"Yahoo!" (Sigma star language, expressing a good mood)

After tasting the sweetness, it has been out of control ever since.She also found out that there was a place for stuntmen, so she sent me there to apply.They also took out 10 yuan to give me insurance.Make me a professional suicide—I'm probably the only example of such a new industry in the entire universe.