Not well behaved
Chapter 3 Like Your Macho Man
Lian Yin stared at the phone screen for a long time, and the message sent by Junzi Ruyu fell into silence.
He also hit the silence skill, which belongs to yes.
It's very good, unexpectedly meeting the opponent, this part-time job is quite challenging, I thought that the price offered by Tong Tong was a little bit high, and I felt a little bit ashamed of it.Now it seems that the 3000 yuan is completely worth the money.
Lian Yin packed her schoolbag and prepared to go back to the rental house for lunch. On the way, she thought for a long time how to continue chatting with Junzi Ruyu.
As soon as he got home, the WeChat message rang again. Lian Yin thought it was the gentleman, Ruyu, and took it out to see, it turned out to be Xu Lin—his colleague when he was part-time shopping for models, and he was also a model.
Xu Lin: I’ll post your photos to you. You won’t be charged for saving me last time. I will still pay the same price for my photos in the future.
Xu Lin: [picture]
It turned out that he had asked Xu Lin to take a picture of P, and Lian Yin returned his OK emoji, clicked on the picture, and downloaded the original picture.
The original picture was a back view of him taken under chaotic light and shadow. He was wearing a short skirt that was almost hip-length, with long hair scattered around his waist, and his curves were graceful and attractive.
Lian Yin happily transferred the picture and posted it on Moments, with the text: I have wine, waiting for your story.Address: 10 Xueyuan Road, Pirate Ship Bar.
This is part of his job, officially called maintaining customer relations.
Gaining 10 likes in one second, I covered my mouth and laughed for a long time.
After maintaining the customer relationship, Lian Yin walked into the kitchen, searched the refrigerator for a long time, and found that there was nothing delicious, then clicked on the takeaway software, and after 10 minutes of browsing, his appetite was gone, so he decided not to eat.
He has a lot of bad habits, one of which is not eating.It's not that he really doesn't like food, it's just that his cooking skills are mediocre, and it takes time to cook alone, and the takeaway is too oily, so he dislikes it, so he doesn't want to eat it.
This habit can be traced back to the high school days, because at that time the meal time was tight, he felt nauseous when he ate too fast, his mouth was picky, and he didn't feel hungry when he was hungry.Later, when I went to university and supported myself, I went through a difficult time, and I couldn't eat three regular meals a day.
So he can starve quite well, and he is a little too thin.
That is to say, because of his youth, there is no problem yet.
Lian Yin turned off the phone, took out the book and prepared to read for a while.No one believed it, but Lian Yin was still a good student, basically he was reading when he had free time during the day.
As a result, today, as soon as I opened the book, WeChat rang.
Gentleman Ruyu: Is that you in the photo in Moments?
Lian Yin looked at it, it was too bad, because he was doing blind dates as a part-time job, so Junzi Ruyu was thrown into the category of "customers" by him, and this guy saw the circle of friends that maintains customer relationships!
what to do!This guy may be scolding himself in his heart after seeing it... Wait!
Lian Yin put down the finger that he put in his mouth because of anxiety.
I originally wanted to let this guy back out of difficulties, so after seeing it, he looked down on him, didn't he play into his own hands?
So Lian Yin decided to add fire.
Lillian: I'm sorry, brother, I still let you know.In fact, he works in a bar, so my brother won't dislike him, right?
Junzi Ruyu typed for a while, and sent several messages in succession.
Gentleman Ruyu: This is indeed not a job that a woman from a good family should do.
Gentleman Ruyu: But I can't control your behavior before marriage. I only hope that after you get married, you can stay at home obediently and don't do these publicity jobs.
Gentleman Ruyu: Actually, what I want to remind you most is about your skirt.It's too short, the skirt should be at least below the knee, and it can't show too much skin.
Lian Yin suddenly felt that she was dreaming back to the Qing Dynasty, and she really felt a little bit of time travel, and she didn't know what to return to for a long time.
Fortunately, Junzi Ruyu added another item: Of course, it’s okay for you to only wear it for me at home.
Lian Yin closed his eyes and held the phone tightly, his fingers were white and trembling, he was so angry that he almost dropped the phone again.
What's the matter with this person!How...why are you so confident?
Why is he so confident that he will marry him!He didn't even know if he was a woman, yet he could say such a thing.
Lian Yin tremblingly tremblingly, couldn't hold back, and stabbed secretly.
Lillian: But, if you want her to behave well at home, you need to take care of her. Can my brother support me?
The real thought is: Poor, how much money, so confident?
Sure enough, the other party did not hear the sarcasm in Lian Yin's words, and answered the question seriously.
Gentleman Ruyu: I can give you pocket money every month, which can be completely used to buy the things you want, and the living expenses will be paid separately.But all my other income is at my disposal.
Lillian: Hehe... How much is it?
A gentleman is like jade: fifty thousand.
puff! ?
Lian Yin sat up straight suddenly, holding the phone with both hands, staring at the screen in surprise.
No, this guy really has two dollars, [-] a month?
Wow, I am a little moved.Lian Yin clutched her small chest, about to be conquered by her ability.Is it possible to get such a high salary for being a wife now?Then what are you trying to do!
Suddenly, Junzi Ruyu withdrew a message.
Gentleman Ruyu: Wrong number, five thousand.
Lian Yin: ...
I knew this guy was a pretender.
Lillian: Wow, that’s quite a lot~ My brother is amazing!
Lian Yin typed out this weird answer with a blank face, smashed his mouth, put the phone aside, and didn't want to talk to the other party for the time being.
The set ended early today, and Lang Zhuoyu didn't have to guard, and went back to the hotel to rest.
He was used to working at night, so he had nothing to do at this time, so he opened WeChat and saw the blind date whose real name was Tong Tong, but whose online name was Lillian Lian.
Lang Zhuoyu really didn't know the connection between these two names.
And the other party's avatar is still an animated pink rabbit, click on it and zoom in to see what is written, "With my eyes, all the gay men in the terracotta warriors were picked out by him."
Lang Zhuoyu didn't understand it very well, but the other party's WeChat was very young, similar to his former students.
A lively girl with a young mind.
It's a pity that I can't have a good blind date with her.
Tong Tong was introduced by Lang Zhuoyu's parents. Lang Zhuoyu didn't have a good relationship with his parents. He didn't want his future partner to get involved with his parents, but he couldn't shirk it, so he had to get in touch first.
Originally, he wanted to reject the other party and treat each other well after adding friends, but his mother emphasized that the other party liked him very, very much.
After adding friends, Lang Zhuoyu also believed what his mother said when he heard the other party calling "brother" one after another.
Although I don't know when and why the other party fell in love with me, but rejecting an admirer outright like this will make the other party sad, and it is too embarrassing.
So Lang Zhuoyu decided to force the opponent back.
Shape yourself into the kind of image that women will never like, break the illusion of the other party, and let the other party retreat.This will neither hurt face nor make the other party sad.
That's why he searched everywhere for posts about women complaining about strange dating partners, studying and learning, in order to make use of what he learned.
Who knows, after this short day of contact, the other party doesn't seem to have any bad reactions.
Quite persevering.
Then Lang Zhuoyu turned to the photo that Lian Yin had just posted, the light was hazy, the beauty was graceful, it was really pleasing to the eye.
He praised a few words in his heart, immediately opened the chat box with Lian Yin, and asked if the photo was of himself.
Lang Zhuoyu decided to criticize "her" clothing and deliver a machismo speech. This is what he concluded. The greasy male image that modern women are most disgusted with will surely make the other party shy away.
Unexpectedly, after talking for a long time, from the clothes to the living expenses after marriage, Lang Zhuoyu thought about his own income, and really thought about how much he was willing to spend on the other half in the future, shrinking this number again and again, and sent past.
After the results were posted, he realized that this number was actually a lot at first glance.
In order to ensure that the other party would dislike him, he quickly withdrew it, added a zero, and sent it.
I didn't expect the other party to praise me so much! ?
Lang Zhuoyu was confused.
He put down his mobile phone, stood in front of the large French window of the hotel suite with a water glass in his hand, silently watching the busy traffic in Beicheng, a bleak atmosphere enveloped his whole body.
The other party, it seems, really likes himself.
Lang Zhuoyu thought for a long time, but decided to take out his mobile phone and continue to persuade the other party to leave.
Gentleman Ruyu: I have high requirements for my partner, and I have to be in good shape, with a height of more than 170 and a weight of about 100 catties.The appearance should be pure.You must be quiet, sensible, educated and reasonable, willing to resign for me to be a full-time wife, and concentrate on caring for your husband and raising your children at home.You also have to keep yourself clean, you can make friends, but you are not allowed to have friends of the opposite sex, you have to report to the police when you go out to play, and you have to go home before nine o'clock every night.
Gentleman Ruyu: Can you do it?
No girl would like this, right?Lang Zhuoyu stared at the phone, waiting for an answer.
Height 178, weight 105 catties, appearance has always fascinated thousands of boys and girls, has a bad temper, poor grades, does not want to be a full-time wife, comes home at [-] o'clock in the morning every day, not even a woman, and even hears the phone vibrating Twice, picked it up and took a look, snorted heavily, fingers flying like flying.
Lillian: Actually... I am a girl with very traditional thinking.
Lillian: What you said is the life I dreamed of since I was a child.My ideal is to be a full-time wife, stay at home obediently every day, cook delicious dinners, wait for my dear husband to come back, and give birth to many lovely babies for him.
Lillian: Although I don't know how to cook now, and I have to work until late at night, but I really like your masculinity, I am going to be stunned!I am willing to change for you! [love]
On the sofa of the hotel, Lang Zhuoyu was holding the phone, silent, he really didn't know what went wrong.
In front of the desk in the rental house, Lian Yin put down his phone "Kang Dang", put his hands on his hips, pointed at the screen of the phone, as if pointing at the nose of a gentleman, and roared aggressively:
"Small sample! In my chat box, no one can beat me yet!"
The author says:
Lianlian: Isn't it just more disgusting people!Let's see who is more disgusting than who!
The strange desire to win and lose increased.
(Lianlian's figure is not considered healthy. He is too thin, which is caused by not eating well. Please don't think that Lianlian's figure is good if she is thin! Don't be anxious about her figure! Thin sisters eat well, fat ones Sisters stay confident and take your time!)
PS Lianlian's profile picture can be viewed on my Weibo.
He also hit the silence skill, which belongs to yes.
It's very good, unexpectedly meeting the opponent, this part-time job is quite challenging, I thought that the price offered by Tong Tong was a little bit high, and I felt a little bit ashamed of it.Now it seems that the 3000 yuan is completely worth the money.
Lian Yin packed her schoolbag and prepared to go back to the rental house for lunch. On the way, she thought for a long time how to continue chatting with Junzi Ruyu.
As soon as he got home, the WeChat message rang again. Lian Yin thought it was the gentleman, Ruyu, and took it out to see, it turned out to be Xu Lin—his colleague when he was part-time shopping for models, and he was also a model.
Xu Lin: I’ll post your photos to you. You won’t be charged for saving me last time. I will still pay the same price for my photos in the future.
Xu Lin: [picture]
It turned out that he had asked Xu Lin to take a picture of P, and Lian Yin returned his OK emoji, clicked on the picture, and downloaded the original picture.
The original picture was a back view of him taken under chaotic light and shadow. He was wearing a short skirt that was almost hip-length, with long hair scattered around his waist, and his curves were graceful and attractive.
Lian Yin happily transferred the picture and posted it on Moments, with the text: I have wine, waiting for your story.Address: 10 Xueyuan Road, Pirate Ship Bar.
This is part of his job, officially called maintaining customer relations.
Gaining 10 likes in one second, I covered my mouth and laughed for a long time.
After maintaining the customer relationship, Lian Yin walked into the kitchen, searched the refrigerator for a long time, and found that there was nothing delicious, then clicked on the takeaway software, and after 10 minutes of browsing, his appetite was gone, so he decided not to eat.
He has a lot of bad habits, one of which is not eating.It's not that he really doesn't like food, it's just that his cooking skills are mediocre, and it takes time to cook alone, and the takeaway is too oily, so he dislikes it, so he doesn't want to eat it.
This habit can be traced back to the high school days, because at that time the meal time was tight, he felt nauseous when he ate too fast, his mouth was picky, and he didn't feel hungry when he was hungry.Later, when I went to university and supported myself, I went through a difficult time, and I couldn't eat three regular meals a day.
So he can starve quite well, and he is a little too thin.
That is to say, because of his youth, there is no problem yet.
Lian Yin turned off the phone, took out the book and prepared to read for a while.No one believed it, but Lian Yin was still a good student, basically he was reading when he had free time during the day.
As a result, today, as soon as I opened the book, WeChat rang.
Gentleman Ruyu: Is that you in the photo in Moments?
Lian Yin looked at it, it was too bad, because he was doing blind dates as a part-time job, so Junzi Ruyu was thrown into the category of "customers" by him, and this guy saw the circle of friends that maintains customer relationships!
what to do!This guy may be scolding himself in his heart after seeing it... Wait!
Lian Yin put down the finger that he put in his mouth because of anxiety.
I originally wanted to let this guy back out of difficulties, so after seeing it, he looked down on him, didn't he play into his own hands?
So Lian Yin decided to add fire.
Lillian: I'm sorry, brother, I still let you know.In fact, he works in a bar, so my brother won't dislike him, right?
Junzi Ruyu typed for a while, and sent several messages in succession.
Gentleman Ruyu: This is indeed not a job that a woman from a good family should do.
Gentleman Ruyu: But I can't control your behavior before marriage. I only hope that after you get married, you can stay at home obediently and don't do these publicity jobs.
Gentleman Ruyu: Actually, what I want to remind you most is about your skirt.It's too short, the skirt should be at least below the knee, and it can't show too much skin.
Lian Yin suddenly felt that she was dreaming back to the Qing Dynasty, and she really felt a little bit of time travel, and she didn't know what to return to for a long time.
Fortunately, Junzi Ruyu added another item: Of course, it’s okay for you to only wear it for me at home.
Lian Yin closed his eyes and held the phone tightly, his fingers were white and trembling, he was so angry that he almost dropped the phone again.
What's the matter with this person!How...why are you so confident?
Why is he so confident that he will marry him!He didn't even know if he was a woman, yet he could say such a thing.
Lian Yin tremblingly tremblingly, couldn't hold back, and stabbed secretly.
Lillian: But, if you want her to behave well at home, you need to take care of her. Can my brother support me?
The real thought is: Poor, how much money, so confident?
Sure enough, the other party did not hear the sarcasm in Lian Yin's words, and answered the question seriously.
Gentleman Ruyu: I can give you pocket money every month, which can be completely used to buy the things you want, and the living expenses will be paid separately.But all my other income is at my disposal.
Lillian: Hehe... How much is it?
A gentleman is like jade: fifty thousand.
puff! ?
Lian Yin sat up straight suddenly, holding the phone with both hands, staring at the screen in surprise.
No, this guy really has two dollars, [-] a month?
Wow, I am a little moved.Lian Yin clutched her small chest, about to be conquered by her ability.Is it possible to get such a high salary for being a wife now?Then what are you trying to do!
Suddenly, Junzi Ruyu withdrew a message.
Gentleman Ruyu: Wrong number, five thousand.
Lian Yin: ...
I knew this guy was a pretender.
Lillian: Wow, that’s quite a lot~ My brother is amazing!
Lian Yin typed out this weird answer with a blank face, smashed his mouth, put the phone aside, and didn't want to talk to the other party for the time being.
The set ended early today, and Lang Zhuoyu didn't have to guard, and went back to the hotel to rest.
He was used to working at night, so he had nothing to do at this time, so he opened WeChat and saw the blind date whose real name was Tong Tong, but whose online name was Lillian Lian.
Lang Zhuoyu really didn't know the connection between these two names.
And the other party's avatar is still an animated pink rabbit, click on it and zoom in to see what is written, "With my eyes, all the gay men in the terracotta warriors were picked out by him."
Lang Zhuoyu didn't understand it very well, but the other party's WeChat was very young, similar to his former students.
A lively girl with a young mind.
It's a pity that I can't have a good blind date with her.
Tong Tong was introduced by Lang Zhuoyu's parents. Lang Zhuoyu didn't have a good relationship with his parents. He didn't want his future partner to get involved with his parents, but he couldn't shirk it, so he had to get in touch first.
Originally, he wanted to reject the other party and treat each other well after adding friends, but his mother emphasized that the other party liked him very, very much.
After adding friends, Lang Zhuoyu also believed what his mother said when he heard the other party calling "brother" one after another.
Although I don't know when and why the other party fell in love with me, but rejecting an admirer outright like this will make the other party sad, and it is too embarrassing.
So Lang Zhuoyu decided to force the opponent back.
Shape yourself into the kind of image that women will never like, break the illusion of the other party, and let the other party retreat.This will neither hurt face nor make the other party sad.
That's why he searched everywhere for posts about women complaining about strange dating partners, studying and learning, in order to make use of what he learned.
Who knows, after this short day of contact, the other party doesn't seem to have any bad reactions.
Quite persevering.
Then Lang Zhuoyu turned to the photo that Lian Yin had just posted, the light was hazy, the beauty was graceful, it was really pleasing to the eye.
He praised a few words in his heart, immediately opened the chat box with Lian Yin, and asked if the photo was of himself.
Lang Zhuoyu decided to criticize "her" clothing and deliver a machismo speech. This is what he concluded. The greasy male image that modern women are most disgusted with will surely make the other party shy away.
Unexpectedly, after talking for a long time, from the clothes to the living expenses after marriage, Lang Zhuoyu thought about his own income, and really thought about how much he was willing to spend on the other half in the future, shrinking this number again and again, and sent past.
After the results were posted, he realized that this number was actually a lot at first glance.
In order to ensure that the other party would dislike him, he quickly withdrew it, added a zero, and sent it.
I didn't expect the other party to praise me so much! ?
Lang Zhuoyu was confused.
He put down his mobile phone, stood in front of the large French window of the hotel suite with a water glass in his hand, silently watching the busy traffic in Beicheng, a bleak atmosphere enveloped his whole body.
The other party, it seems, really likes himself.
Lang Zhuoyu thought for a long time, but decided to take out his mobile phone and continue to persuade the other party to leave.
Gentleman Ruyu: I have high requirements for my partner, and I have to be in good shape, with a height of more than 170 and a weight of about 100 catties.The appearance should be pure.You must be quiet, sensible, educated and reasonable, willing to resign for me to be a full-time wife, and concentrate on caring for your husband and raising your children at home.You also have to keep yourself clean, you can make friends, but you are not allowed to have friends of the opposite sex, you have to report to the police when you go out to play, and you have to go home before nine o'clock every night.
Gentleman Ruyu: Can you do it?
No girl would like this, right?Lang Zhuoyu stared at the phone, waiting for an answer.
Height 178, weight 105 catties, appearance has always fascinated thousands of boys and girls, has a bad temper, poor grades, does not want to be a full-time wife, comes home at [-] o'clock in the morning every day, not even a woman, and even hears the phone vibrating Twice, picked it up and took a look, snorted heavily, fingers flying like flying.
Lillian: Actually... I am a girl with very traditional thinking.
Lillian: What you said is the life I dreamed of since I was a child.My ideal is to be a full-time wife, stay at home obediently every day, cook delicious dinners, wait for my dear husband to come back, and give birth to many lovely babies for him.
Lillian: Although I don't know how to cook now, and I have to work until late at night, but I really like your masculinity, I am going to be stunned!I am willing to change for you! [love]
On the sofa of the hotel, Lang Zhuoyu was holding the phone, silent, he really didn't know what went wrong.
In front of the desk in the rental house, Lian Yin put down his phone "Kang Dang", put his hands on his hips, pointed at the screen of the phone, as if pointing at the nose of a gentleman, and roared aggressively:
"Small sample! In my chat box, no one can beat me yet!"
The author says:
Lianlian: Isn't it just more disgusting people!Let's see who is more disgusting than who!
The strange desire to win and lose increased.
(Lianlian's figure is not considered healthy. He is too thin, which is caused by not eating well. Please don't think that Lianlian's figure is good if she is thin! Don't be anxious about her figure! Thin sisters eat well, fat ones Sisters stay confident and take your time!)
PS Lianlian's profile picture can be viewed on my Weibo.
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