Shuzi face slap system

Opening the Post Bar, Hua Cheng registered his pseudonym "Durian January" and posted angrily↓

Topic: [Fanren] "The Story of the Bastard Tumbling [Rebirth]" by Durian January

This Tongrenwen has no authorization, intrusion and deletion.

№0☆☆☆榴莲一月于2015-05-2708:00:00留言☆

Tucao before posting:

Last night, I downloaded Durian’s already-read "The Bastard's Counterattack", after staying up all night to read it, I couldn't help but want to complain!

The CP of the Bingshan bastard x the loyal dog servant turned out to be the bastard who was attacked by the X male servant, which made me extremely anxious.The full text was also suffocated to death, and it wasn't until the end that the author made the protagonist smile evilly, and wiped out his whole family with his hands!The ending of the clinker turned out to be a meteorite falling from the sky, smashing the attackers to death, and making them heel on Huangquan Road!

Author, dare not to be unfinished!

I was so angry that my blood boiled, so I wrote this fan's "The Bastard Tumbling Story [Rebirth]" to comfort my young heart.This article follows the plot of the original novel, the plot and characters are basically unchanged, but the novel route after the protagonist's rebirth is changed, CP is Bingshan Bastard Gong X Loyal Dog Servant Shou.

Not much nonsense, the text on the second floor.

№1☆☆☆榴莲一月于2015-05-2708:47:21留言☆

The dilapidated woodshed was rattling in the wind, and a skinny young man lay weakly in the room.

Looking through the holed paper window, I saw the young man's complexion was dead gray, his lips were as white as a layer of white paint, and his body was so thin that he seemed to be falling down in the wind.

He is Jiang Hongzhi, the least favored concubine of Marquis Wuyang, who is only fourteen years old.His mother was originally the maidservant of Xixuan in Wuyanghou's mansion, but he appeared only when Wuyanghou got drunk.

Two days ago, his poems were plagiarized by the eldest son to complete his master's homework.After knowing this, he angrily went to argue with the eldest son of the concubine, but the two got into a fight when they disagreed, which was known to the whole house.

Marquis Wuyang rushed to hear the news and slapped him directly across the face. He didn't ask the reason of the incident, and threw him into the firewood room to reflect on his disrespect to his elder brother, and let him out only after he confessed his mistake.

……

Today, I will update [-] words first. If someone chases after me, I will consider adding updates!

№2☆☆☆榴莲一月于2015-05-27.08:50:16留言☆

The landlord is great, please add more!

№3☆☆☆哈哈于2015-05-27.18:27:52留言☆

……

Accidentally came across the poster's post. As a die-hard fan of Durian, I am very angry!

First, the author created a pseudonym that is very similar to Dulian Zheda's without the consent of Dulian Zheda, which constitutes plagiarism and illegal borrowing.

Second, the landlord did not buy the original text that was exclusively distributed in Jinjiang, but instead supported the pirated text. It is like going to a restaurant to eat but not paying for it. It is an immoral infringement.

Third, although the author wrote "invasion and deletion" in the main building, you wrote fanhumanities without authorization, which violated the author's own rights and interests.

Please delete the post consciously, and apologize to Durian for reading it.

№33☆☆☆愤怒的粉丝于2015-06-06.03:46:23留言☆

oh.Today's update continues, let's fight!

№34☆☆☆榴莲一月于2015-06-06.08:03:13留言☆

Hehehe, there will be retribution for reading pirated articles, since the host loves your articles so much, then I will curse you to penetrate into your articles, and be slapped, slapped, slapped by the protagonist!

№35☆☆☆愤怒的粉丝于2015-06-06.09:25:31留言☆

At noon that day, Hua Cheng heard a strange voice in his head:

[Jinjiang System Prompt: You are not authorized to write the same humanities, which violates the rights and interests of Jinjiang authors. Now, at the request of readers, the experience mode of crossing books is enabled, and the countdown begins...]

[... 3, 2, 1, 0.The book starts. 】

whoosh-

The dilapidated woodshed was rattling in the wind, and a skinny young man lay weakly in the room.

Looking through the holed paper window, Hua Cheng just wanted to vomit three liters of blood!

It's still the same scene, the same smell, and it's still Jiang Hongzhi lying in it.He wrote about this scene for a few days, and his memory is still fresh.

#On the end of irritating readers#

#论一早摇waking up, found that it is swollen to break into my own book#

And there is still a Jinjiang system jumping in my mind——

[Welcome readers to enter the Jinjiang system.The purpose of this system is to "punish pirated readers", aiming to turn pirated readers into legitimate readers.Next, are you ready for punishment? 】

Get ready.

[Key words: preparation.Trigger the preparation task: Rescue the protagonist. 】

[Please follow the plot of the original book "The Bastard's Counterattack", with the most!Cool!of!square!to rescue the protagonist.If you refuse to rescue, or save people in an unpleasant way, the system will kill you! 】

Fuck, how about playing without it!

The system didn't arrange a body for him, so he is just a Piao right now!

If the soul flies away... [manual goodbye]

There is only one life, there is no rehearsal in life√

You must follow the command of the system before mistakes occur√

Fortunately, he just reviewed this part of the plot the day before yesterday and knew the next step.

Jiang Hongzhi's concubine sister, Jiang Yuehe, is one of Wuyang Hou's favorite daughters. She will come over soon to sneer and show off her status.

#Cannon fodder girl, if I don’t want to start with you, who can I start with#

Jingle Bell.

The sound of knocking on the ring pendant sounded, and Jiang Yuehe came on stage with her maidservant proudly.

Hua Cheng took a few glances at her, she was really good looking, and she could attract the attention of a bunch of perverted men if she took her for a walk around the street, but there was a bit of bitterness in her eyes, which made her look like unlovable cannon fodder.

Pushing the hero into the river, framing the hero to steal things, etc., she has done (do) everything that cannon fodder should do (do).

Thinking of her tragic ending, Hua Cheng couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for her.

#If you don’t do it, you won’t die#

Before Jiang Yuehe could stand on his feet, facing the drowsy Jiang Hongzhi in the woodshed, he took up the posture of a shrew cursing the street, and said sarcastically, "Oh, you little bastard, you are not dead yet. Hmph, just rely on You dare to fight with elder brother, you are beyond your own strength! Eldest brother wants your poems to think highly of you, what are you, you really take yourself seriously! In the end, you are just a lowly bastard born of a lowly slave!"

Jiang Yuehe cursed loudly, but the people in the firewood room did not respond.

Hua Cheng couldn't help but touch his forehead, eldest sister, if you want to scold someone, you have to pick a time when they wake up, didn't you see that they passed out without drinking water for two days?

Thinking about it, Jiang Hongzhi is also very pitiful, his father is neither close nor caring, his brothers and sisters bullied him, he was locked up in the chaifang not long ago, and his biological mother died of depression. He grew up alone, and it really depends on the author to survive to the end The halo given to the protagonist.

What a poor child, how can he be worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth if he doesn't save him.

However, how can I save people with my appearance like a piao?No one can hear the shouting, and you can't even touch things, okay?

[System prompt: We have provided you with "touchable and audible" considerate service, please feel free to touch and shout. 】

Jiang Yuehe was in a good mood after cursing, and walked away swaggeringly with her maidservant.

Oh, just leave like this, what can I do if I don't leave anything behind.

So Hua Cheng took the sheep by hand, and lightly took off the hairpin on her head.

As expected of a favored concubine, this butterfly-shaped hairpin is inlaid with gold and silver, very bright, if not for the mission, he really wants to sell it in the market for some money.

Now that you have the tools to set blame, you are short of the opportunity to save people.

Hua Cheng went out for a stroll, stole a handful of hay near the stables, and piled it at the door of the woodshed.

Then he got into the woodshed, and the expression on his face froze.

Sin!They actually abused the future Long Aotian and Tom Su like this!

What pale face, sunken eyes, dry lips... all kinds of "beautiful" words to describe the tragedy, forming a big aunt's font, jumping in the air, if you take the essence, it will be four words: "horrible".

#武阳侯in order to abuse children, also very hard Da#

He remembered that in the original book, once Jiang Hongzhi was locked up in the firewood room again. In a fit of anger, Jiang Hongzhi tore off his clothes, bit his fingertips, and wrote a blood book with a length of [-] characters, directly stabbing at his father's dissatisfaction. Fair treatment.

This blood letter was later discovered by his poor servants, and spread to the old lady's ears, which aroused the old lady's attention.And Jiang Hongzhi, as the future Long Aotian, really turned the world around and emerged here.

In order to achieve the best rescue method, I can only borrow this blood book in advance.

Then the problem is coming.

How to imitate Jiang Hongzhi's handwriting as quickly as possible?How to copy the contents of the blood book intact?

[Imitation font: After learning, you can imitate anyone's font without being discovered.Need to spend 10000 Jinjiang coins to study, do you need it? 】

Where did he get the Jinjiang currency... If he didn't bring the system, he wouldn't even know what Jinjiang is, okay?

[The system provides humanized credit business, you can consume in advance, and then deduct after earning Jinjiang coins later. 】

make a deal!What Jinjiang currency, isn't it similar to game currency, is it not easy to earn currency?

After the skill was acquired successfully, the system launched a Baidu search page in front of him.

[You can choose the method you like, view the original text. 】

so good?Hua Cheng was happy, and quickly searched for "The Bastard's Counterattack", and clicked on the No. 123 Danmei [-] novel website, and found the content of the blood book according to his memory.

Afterwards, he tore off a piece of Jiang Hongzhi's clothing, cut his fingertips a few times with a dagger he had brought along, and copied a bloody book in imitation of his handwriting.

After pinching Jiang Hongzhi awake, he went back outside the woodshed, took kindling and lit the hay, dropped a hairpin nearby, ran out and shouted "Water! "

The shouting soon attracted servants. Seeing this posture, the servants fetched water to put out the fire, broke into the firewood room, and moved Jiang Hongzhi out.

With Jiang Hongzhi out, Hua Cheng's task was successfully completed. He looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction and clapped his hands.

As long as someone finds Jiang Yuehe's hairpin, she will have to take the blame for it.

But he was too happy...

[System prompt: After the system detects, you just peeked at the pirated article, and now you are punished to become a landmine, and the original author will be compensated! 】

whoosh-

"Second Ao!"