Shuzi face slap system
Chapter 47: The Poetry of Vertical
Jiang Shu didn't know what was going on, but when he heard his master yelling loudly, he thumped a little, thinking: Oops, could it be that he borrowed his friend's poems and was discovered by his master.
So he quickly picked up the piece of paper and looked at it, and his face changed drastically. This poem was worse than borrowing and plagiarizing!
"Seeing the good corridor is far away, the spring tide is unstoppable, and the affection is deep.
Looking at each other from a distance is like a curtain, but we are indifferent when we go out.
Tears and wet dreams at night are difficult to allow, leaning on the railing only hope that my brother will know. "
Hua Cheng leaned over on purpose and read the poem aloud.In an instant, everyone present gasped.
This poem was made up by Hua Cheng using the system. At first glance, it looks plain and unremarkable, and it is far from the main theme of "soil".
It turns out that "Jian Shan" is the name of the place where Jiang Yun lives. Jiang Shu's room is exactly opposite to Jiang Shu's, and there is a long distance between them. When they walk out of the room together, they can "look at each other from a distance", but Jiang Yun is not used to it. Greeting people, he is rather indifferent, and he just applied for the phrase "going out indifferent", but because Jiang Yun and Jiang Shu are about the same age, they go to school, practice martial arts, etc. together, so they are mutually confirmed with "Quie Xitong".The last sentence, "Brother Hope to know your meaning", is so straightforward that even a fool knows what it means.
Jiang Shu has a taboo love for Jiang Yun, this is a fact that no one else knows about, and Jiang Shu also hides it extremely deeply, if Jiang Hongzhi and Hua Cheng hadn't been revived, they probably wouldn't have known about it.
"Second brother, I didn't expect you to think so much about big brother," Jiang Hongzhi sighed, and looked at Jiang Yun, who was pale, "Brother, do you know?"
"I can't tell, Second Young Master, you are so handsome, yet you actually treat your elder brother..." Hua Cheng chuckled, his tone full of sarcasm.
According to Jiang Shu's temperament in the past, he should have yelled "You guys are talking nonsense" at this moment, and then explained angrily, but today he didn't know what was going on, he was completely stunned, and stared blankly at Jiang Yun .At this moment, his mind seemed to be severed by a knife suddenly, and it was presented in front of Jiang Yun unreservedly, embarrassed, shy and at a loss.
He didn't know when he started to have unusual feelings for Jiang Yun. At the beginning, he also repelled himself extremely, thinking that he had defiled his elder brother, but then he gradually felt that this kind of feeling of being ashamed to see others was a kind of Indescribable excitement and pleasure.So, he began to contact Jiang Yun frequently, began to fantasize about combining with Jiang Yun, and began to sink deeper and deeper.
"Brother, I..." Jiang Shu couldn't care less about where the poem came from at the moment, he only had a few words in his head, the elder brother knew what I wanted, he knew, what would he do?
"Bang!" Jiang Yun slammed his fist on the table, supporting his trembling body with trembling hands, forced out a few words from his pale lips, "Master, I'm not feeling well, I want to go back to rest." Jiang Shu, who drove over, ran out.
It was the first time Master encountered such a common sense thing, so angry that his beard trembled a few times, he took out his ruler and slapped Jiang Shu fiercely a few times: "Absurd, simply absurd!"
Jiang Shu was beaten several times before he realized it in pain, shouted "Big brother", and immediately chased after him, and soon disappeared.
Jiang Hongzhi and Hua Cheng looked at each other and smiled secretly.
A farce ended in a hurry, and the master was exhausted. In his mind, he couldn't accept such unethical feelings at all, and even hated them very much. If so, how would he face Jiang Yun and Jiang Shu in the future? To teach them objectively?
Jiang Hongshang went to comfort his master and persuaded him to go back and rest.
After seeing off the master, everyone dispersed, Jiang Hongzhi and Hua Cheng packed up their things, and went back to the room hand in hand.
On the way, they seemed to see a scene they shouldn't have seen.
"Brother, I mean it!" Not far away, Jiang Shu took Jiang Yun's hand and expressed his love loudly.
Jiang Hongzhi and the two couldn't see the expression on Jiang Yun's face, but judging by the way he kept shaking Jiang Shu's hands away, it should be that he was extremely disgusted with Jiang Shu's behavior.Although Dayan is male, not everyone has that preference, let alone his own younger brother.
Hearing the sound of a fist punch, Jiang Shu was punched in the face by Jiang Yun, and his movement of grabbing Jiang Yun also stopped.
Later, they didn't know what they were arguing about, the voice became quieter, Jiang Hongzhi and the two couldn't hear clearly, they only saw Jiang Shu hugging Jiang Yun, as if crying, Jiang Yun kept pushing Jiang Shu, and then somehow It softened, and he hugged Jiang Shu and patted him lightly.
As a result, things got tricky.
Jiang Shu seemed to think that Jiang Yun was interested in him, so he suddenly held Jiang Yun's face and kissed it deeply.
To actually kiss like this is really awesome, I must give Jiang Shu a thumbs up.
Hua Cheng stared at the scene with wide eyes, stroked his chin and thought about it, and a bad idea came to him.
System, call me the scumbag and the old lady.
Of course Jiang Yun would not wait for Jiang Jiande to come over without any resistance, but he threw Jiang Shu away angrily, and greeted Jiang Shu with several punches. , crying and begging Jiang Yun to forgive.
Jiang Jiande and the old lady came and saw this scene: Jiang Shu's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he begged Jiang Yun for forgiveness with teary eyes.
"Boss, second child, what are you doing!" the old lady snapped.
Jiang Yun didn't expect the old lady to come, he gave Jiang Shu a vicious look, stopped, and saluted the old lady and Jiang Jiande: "Grandmother, father."
"What are you doing! What are you two brothers talking about, and you beat him up like this!" Although Jiang Shu has no future, he is the second son, but no matter how bad he is, he is still the son. The son beats the son. For the Hou Mansion, it is equivalent to a servant beating a master, and the old lady will never tolerate it.
"Don't blame big brother, don't blame big brother," Jiang Shu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and hurried over to explain, "It's my fault that made big brother angry, grandma, don't blame big brother, it's all my fault."
"Second brother, what you said is wrong," Jiang Hongzhi's voice broke in suddenly, and he walked with Hua Cheng, gloating, "No matter what the reason is, according to the family law and family rules, if the concubine beats the concubine, It's the same as a servant beating a master, second brother, how can a servant beat a master without being punished by the master, unless the servant is..." Jiang Hongzhi lost his appetite, and took Hua Cheng's hand, ambiguously He gave Jiang Shu a wink.
Jiang Shu's heart trembled, that's right, only if the servant is his lover, can he regard the beating as a pleasure, and he doesn't have to be punished.
However, if the elder brother is his lover, I'm afraid the fate of the elder brother will be even worse!
Jiang Shu was hesitant when he was disturbed by Jiang Hongzhi's words. When the old lady asked what was going on, he hesitated and couldn't speak.This behavior fell into the eyes of the old lady, so it made a different taste: Jiang Shu slurred his speech and focused on Jiang Yun, but Jiang Yun's face was livid, and he had poison in Jiang Shu's eyes. Because of the concern for brotherhood, he has been giving in, so he can't tell the truth.
"Boss, how do you explain it!" The old lady poked the ground with a cane in her hand, and said sharply, "You are about to take part in the imperial examination. Do you intend to punish you for doing this?"
Jiang Yun clenched his fists tightly, and shot Jiang Shu's gaze fiercely like a knife, but he could say what Jiang Shu thought about him, even if he said it, now he has no background, and no one would believe him at all. help him.
Instead of making things a big deal, it is better to take the initiative to admit your mistakes, and if you are not sure, you can be punished lightly.
"It's really my grandson's fault for beating someone. Grandson admits the punishment, please grandma punish." Jiang Yun clenched his teeth, bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "It's just that the imperial examination is approaching, grandson begs for mercy from grandma, and begs grandma to postpone the punishment until grandson You will be punished after the trial."
"You..." Seeing that Jiang Yun took the initiative to plead guilty, the old lady couldn't speak any more harsh words. She knocked on her crutches and sighed, "Boss, it's not that I'm talking about you, you are also a calm temper. Such a mess! What's going on, tell grandma clearly."
"Wrong is wrong, grandson accepts punishment, grandson has no explanation." Jiang Yun bowed his head and said, "Grandma please forgive me."
The old lady's complexion was tense, she really didn't want to punish Jiang Yun when the imperial examination was approaching, and she heard from the master that Jiang Yun was well educated and hoped to pass the exam, so she couldn't embarrass Jiang Yun, otherwise it wouldn't be her fault that he couldn't pass the exam ? "Second, what do you say?" the old lady asked again.
"The elder brother beat the grandson because the grandson did not want to repent. The elder brother hated iron for being weak, so he couldn't help but teach the grandson. Grandmother, this matter has nothing to do with the elder brother. If you want to punish, punish the grandson." Jiang Shu anxiously said, if grandma punishes elder brother for this, how can he please elder brother in the future?
"Mother, since Shu'er doesn't mind, you can see that this is the end of the matter. Yun'er still has to prepare for the exam. If it affects her mood, it will be bad." Jiang Jiande took advantage of the situation to speak for Jiang Yun.
Speaking of this, the old lady couldn't get angry any longer, and said in a soft tone: "Forget it, since the second child doesn't mind, boss, you can apologize to the second child and it's over, and the punishment will be done after you finish the test. After seeing Jiang Yun's honest apology, the old lady nodded with satisfaction, "It's done, let's leave this matter for now, brothers don't have any overnight feud, if you have something to say, don't touch your hands."
When Hua Cheng heard what the old lady said, he felt unhappy. At that time, Jiang Hongzhi beat Jiang Yun and was fined to lock up the firewood room. Now Jiang Yun beat his son-in-law, but he was let go. It's not fair at all.Afterwards, who knows how far it will be punished?
Jiang Hongzhi was much calmer. He secretly pressed Hua Cheng's palm, shook his head, and whispered: "The time has not come."
Hua Cheng was very relieved of Jiang Hongzhi and didn't say anything.
After the old lady taught Jiang Yun a few times, she left with Jiang Jiande. Jiang Yun gave Jiang Shu a disgusted look, and left with a flick of his sleeve.
Jiang Shu's heart skipped a beat by this incident, and just as he regained his composure, he wanted to catch up, but was stopped by Jiang Hongzhi.
So he quickly picked up the piece of paper and looked at it, and his face changed drastically. This poem was worse than borrowing and plagiarizing!
"Seeing the good corridor is far away, the spring tide is unstoppable, and the affection is deep.
Looking at each other from a distance is like a curtain, but we are indifferent when we go out.
Tears and wet dreams at night are difficult to allow, leaning on the railing only hope that my brother will know. "
Hua Cheng leaned over on purpose and read the poem aloud.In an instant, everyone present gasped.
This poem was made up by Hua Cheng using the system. At first glance, it looks plain and unremarkable, and it is far from the main theme of "soil".
It turns out that "Jian Shan" is the name of the place where Jiang Yun lives. Jiang Shu's room is exactly opposite to Jiang Shu's, and there is a long distance between them. When they walk out of the room together, they can "look at each other from a distance", but Jiang Yun is not used to it. Greeting people, he is rather indifferent, and he just applied for the phrase "going out indifferent", but because Jiang Yun and Jiang Shu are about the same age, they go to school, practice martial arts, etc. together, so they are mutually confirmed with "Quie Xitong".The last sentence, "Brother Hope to know your meaning", is so straightforward that even a fool knows what it means.
Jiang Shu has a taboo love for Jiang Yun, this is a fact that no one else knows about, and Jiang Shu also hides it extremely deeply, if Jiang Hongzhi and Hua Cheng hadn't been revived, they probably wouldn't have known about it.
"Second brother, I didn't expect you to think so much about big brother," Jiang Hongzhi sighed, and looked at Jiang Yun, who was pale, "Brother, do you know?"
"I can't tell, Second Young Master, you are so handsome, yet you actually treat your elder brother..." Hua Cheng chuckled, his tone full of sarcasm.
According to Jiang Shu's temperament in the past, he should have yelled "You guys are talking nonsense" at this moment, and then explained angrily, but today he didn't know what was going on, he was completely stunned, and stared blankly at Jiang Yun .At this moment, his mind seemed to be severed by a knife suddenly, and it was presented in front of Jiang Yun unreservedly, embarrassed, shy and at a loss.
He didn't know when he started to have unusual feelings for Jiang Yun. At the beginning, he also repelled himself extremely, thinking that he had defiled his elder brother, but then he gradually felt that this kind of feeling of being ashamed to see others was a kind of Indescribable excitement and pleasure.So, he began to contact Jiang Yun frequently, began to fantasize about combining with Jiang Yun, and began to sink deeper and deeper.
"Brother, I..." Jiang Shu couldn't care less about where the poem came from at the moment, he only had a few words in his head, the elder brother knew what I wanted, he knew, what would he do?
"Bang!" Jiang Yun slammed his fist on the table, supporting his trembling body with trembling hands, forced out a few words from his pale lips, "Master, I'm not feeling well, I want to go back to rest." Jiang Shu, who drove over, ran out.
It was the first time Master encountered such a common sense thing, so angry that his beard trembled a few times, he took out his ruler and slapped Jiang Shu fiercely a few times: "Absurd, simply absurd!"
Jiang Shu was beaten several times before he realized it in pain, shouted "Big brother", and immediately chased after him, and soon disappeared.
Jiang Hongzhi and Hua Cheng looked at each other and smiled secretly.
A farce ended in a hurry, and the master was exhausted. In his mind, he couldn't accept such unethical feelings at all, and even hated them very much. If so, how would he face Jiang Yun and Jiang Shu in the future? To teach them objectively?
Jiang Hongshang went to comfort his master and persuaded him to go back and rest.
After seeing off the master, everyone dispersed, Jiang Hongzhi and Hua Cheng packed up their things, and went back to the room hand in hand.
On the way, they seemed to see a scene they shouldn't have seen.
"Brother, I mean it!" Not far away, Jiang Shu took Jiang Yun's hand and expressed his love loudly.
Jiang Hongzhi and the two couldn't see the expression on Jiang Yun's face, but judging by the way he kept shaking Jiang Shu's hands away, it should be that he was extremely disgusted with Jiang Shu's behavior.Although Dayan is male, not everyone has that preference, let alone his own younger brother.
Hearing the sound of a fist punch, Jiang Shu was punched in the face by Jiang Yun, and his movement of grabbing Jiang Yun also stopped.
Later, they didn't know what they were arguing about, the voice became quieter, Jiang Hongzhi and the two couldn't hear clearly, they only saw Jiang Shu hugging Jiang Yun, as if crying, Jiang Yun kept pushing Jiang Shu, and then somehow It softened, and he hugged Jiang Shu and patted him lightly.
As a result, things got tricky.
Jiang Shu seemed to think that Jiang Yun was interested in him, so he suddenly held Jiang Yun's face and kissed it deeply.
To actually kiss like this is really awesome, I must give Jiang Shu a thumbs up.
Hua Cheng stared at the scene with wide eyes, stroked his chin and thought about it, and a bad idea came to him.
System, call me the scumbag and the old lady.
Of course Jiang Yun would not wait for Jiang Jiande to come over without any resistance, but he threw Jiang Shu away angrily, and greeted Jiang Shu with several punches. , crying and begging Jiang Yun to forgive.
Jiang Jiande and the old lady came and saw this scene: Jiang Shu's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he begged Jiang Yun for forgiveness with teary eyes.
"Boss, second child, what are you doing!" the old lady snapped.
Jiang Yun didn't expect the old lady to come, he gave Jiang Shu a vicious look, stopped, and saluted the old lady and Jiang Jiande: "Grandmother, father."
"What are you doing! What are you two brothers talking about, and you beat him up like this!" Although Jiang Shu has no future, he is the second son, but no matter how bad he is, he is still the son. The son beats the son. For the Hou Mansion, it is equivalent to a servant beating a master, and the old lady will never tolerate it.
"Don't blame big brother, don't blame big brother," Jiang Shu wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and hurried over to explain, "It's my fault that made big brother angry, grandma, don't blame big brother, it's all my fault."
"Second brother, what you said is wrong," Jiang Hongzhi's voice broke in suddenly, and he walked with Hua Cheng, gloating, "No matter what the reason is, according to the family law and family rules, if the concubine beats the concubine, It's the same as a servant beating a master, second brother, how can a servant beat a master without being punished by the master, unless the servant is..." Jiang Hongzhi lost his appetite, and took Hua Cheng's hand, ambiguously He gave Jiang Shu a wink.
Jiang Shu's heart trembled, that's right, only if the servant is his lover, can he regard the beating as a pleasure, and he doesn't have to be punished.
However, if the elder brother is his lover, I'm afraid the fate of the elder brother will be even worse!
Jiang Shu was hesitant when he was disturbed by Jiang Hongzhi's words. When the old lady asked what was going on, he hesitated and couldn't speak.This behavior fell into the eyes of the old lady, so it made a different taste: Jiang Shu slurred his speech and focused on Jiang Yun, but Jiang Yun's face was livid, and he had poison in Jiang Shu's eyes. Because of the concern for brotherhood, he has been giving in, so he can't tell the truth.
"Boss, how do you explain it!" The old lady poked the ground with a cane in her hand, and said sharply, "You are about to take part in the imperial examination. Do you intend to punish you for doing this?"
Jiang Yun clenched his fists tightly, and shot Jiang Shu's gaze fiercely like a knife, but he could say what Jiang Shu thought about him, even if he said it, now he has no background, and no one would believe him at all. help him.
Instead of making things a big deal, it is better to take the initiative to admit your mistakes, and if you are not sure, you can be punished lightly.
"It's really my grandson's fault for beating someone. Grandson admits the punishment, please grandma punish." Jiang Yun clenched his teeth, bowed his head and admitted his mistake, "It's just that the imperial examination is approaching, grandson begs for mercy from grandma, and begs grandma to postpone the punishment until grandson You will be punished after the trial."
"You..." Seeing that Jiang Yun took the initiative to plead guilty, the old lady couldn't speak any more harsh words. She knocked on her crutches and sighed, "Boss, it's not that I'm talking about you, you are also a calm temper. Such a mess! What's going on, tell grandma clearly."
"Wrong is wrong, grandson accepts punishment, grandson has no explanation." Jiang Yun bowed his head and said, "Grandma please forgive me."
The old lady's complexion was tense, she really didn't want to punish Jiang Yun when the imperial examination was approaching, and she heard from the master that Jiang Yun was well educated and hoped to pass the exam, so she couldn't embarrass Jiang Yun, otherwise it wouldn't be her fault that he couldn't pass the exam ? "Second, what do you say?" the old lady asked again.
"The elder brother beat the grandson because the grandson did not want to repent. The elder brother hated iron for being weak, so he couldn't help but teach the grandson. Grandmother, this matter has nothing to do with the elder brother. If you want to punish, punish the grandson." Jiang Shu anxiously said, if grandma punishes elder brother for this, how can he please elder brother in the future?
"Mother, since Shu'er doesn't mind, you can see that this is the end of the matter. Yun'er still has to prepare for the exam. If it affects her mood, it will be bad." Jiang Jiande took advantage of the situation to speak for Jiang Yun.
Speaking of this, the old lady couldn't get angry any longer, and said in a soft tone: "Forget it, since the second child doesn't mind, boss, you can apologize to the second child and it's over, and the punishment will be done after you finish the test. After seeing Jiang Yun's honest apology, the old lady nodded with satisfaction, "It's done, let's leave this matter for now, brothers don't have any overnight feud, if you have something to say, don't touch your hands."
When Hua Cheng heard what the old lady said, he felt unhappy. At that time, Jiang Hongzhi beat Jiang Yun and was fined to lock up the firewood room. Now Jiang Yun beat his son-in-law, but he was let go. It's not fair at all.Afterwards, who knows how far it will be punished?
Jiang Hongzhi was much calmer. He secretly pressed Hua Cheng's palm, shook his head, and whispered: "The time has not come."
Hua Cheng was very relieved of Jiang Hongzhi and didn't say anything.
After the old lady taught Jiang Yun a few times, she left with Jiang Jiande. Jiang Yun gave Jiang Shu a disgusted look, and left with a flick of his sleeve.
Jiang Shu's heart skipped a beat by this incident, and just as he regained his composure, he wanted to catch up, but was stopped by Jiang Hongzhi.
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