On a thousand ways the queen slaps her face

If Erbai knew what Luo Yun was thinking, he would definitely be tortured and cry aloud. He hates sitting in meditation the most. If he had known that Luo Yun attached so much importance to his own cultivation stage, he would not have become a cat that has reached the stage of separation of consciousness. It's already a level monster, and it's too late to regret it now, he can't cross a few levels and become an old monster in a day under his nose, right?

The most important thing is that he can't 'cultivate' so fast. If he raises his cultivation level to the Mahayana stage before arriving in the magic capital, Luo Yun will definitely doubt it if he has not crossed the tribulation for a long time.

Erbai is not really cultivating, of course it is impossible to have the so-called crossing the catastrophe, therefore, it must not improve the cultivation base too fast, otherwise it will show its flaws.

The little chubby beast thought for a while and replied: "Little Yunyun, I think it will take another half an hour to get there."

Luo Yun probed out his spiritual sense, and found that the surrounding grass was still taller than a person. There was always a feeling that he was going to go out indefinitely. No, what is going on?

"Erbai, why are you so stupid? You're on the wrong side again. Turn right and go straight. There seems to be a forest at the end. It feels so dark that you can't see clearly." The conscientious little fat beast stomped its legs, Disgustedly remind it again.

Without giving up, I used my spiritual sense to investigate again, and what I saw was still a piece of vibrant weeds, endless and endless.

"Erbai, can you still hold on? Do you want to take a rest before leaving?" Luo Yun asked slightly worried, the grass was all over his body, blocking the sight ahead, and the air was also very hot and humid, making people feel stuffy and short of breath. , Erbai's breathing can already be described as wheezing, which means that he is about to get tired and fall down.

Erbai shook his head firmly and said, "I can still persist, as long as Xiao Yunyun follows me."

They walked like this for another half an hour, and according to the estimate of the little fat beast, they should have come to the end, but the fact is that they are still far away from the end.

"Hey, little Yunyun, why do I see that the end is still far away from us, we have been walking for almost half an hour, why I still don't know the trees at the end." The little fat beast asked suspiciously.

"How could this be?" The scene detected by Luo Yun's consciousness could not even see the end of what the little fat beast said. It is very likely that his own consciousness failed or what the little fat beast saw was an illusion.

"Erbai, stop, let's rest where we are." Luo Yun stopped Erbai who was driving forward with his head lowered in silence.

With a sickle in his right hand, he quickly cut out a large area of ​​grass, spread the fresh grass into grass mats, and then took out three-color fancy animal skins to cover it.

When Erbai just turned around, Luo Yun saw the long scars on its body and hands that were scratched by the sharp blades of grass. Luo Yun himself was fine, and knew how to use the Qi of Hunyuan to block those blades of grass. Erbai's current The cultivation base can only be barely raised to the devil infant stage, and he can't use his own Hunyuan Qi to form a barrier.

The little chubby beast sitting next to Luo Yun also realized that this piece of grass was unusual, and asked sadly, "Little Yunyun, are we going to spend the night here today? Do we want to go further? "

Now the sun is setting and the grass is endless, and the sky will be completely dark in half an hour.

Whether it is a monster or a beast, they always prefer the dark night. They think that the night is good for hunting or hiding. In the demon world, not every kind of beast can have night vision. Monsters are born with night vision, but wild beasts cannot, about half of them. Species cannot see at night, and this kind of beast will always find a safe enough place to hide before nightfall.

On the contrary, those beasts with night vision are happy. They always use their breath to search for prey leisurely in twos and threes at night. When the prey cannot see themselves, they kill each other properly and then have a feast.

Fortunately, the chubby beast is one of the beasts that can see at night. This skill allows it to survive in such a dangerous place as Jilinggou, but it has no attack power, so it can only hide at night and try not to be caught. The beast notices.

For the little chubby beast, the night is very difficult. In the past countless nights, it had to keep its eyes open until dawn, for fear of being attacked in the middle of the night.

Since following Luo Yun, it no longer needs to live in fear, nor does it need to force itself to sleep at night.

But today the little chubby beast is a little scared, it always feels uneasy in its heart, it seems that it must not sleep in this place without vigilance again tonight, otherwise it will never wake up again.

There is no reason for this feeling, and it can't just rely on this feeling to remind Luo Yun that it's better not to stay here overnight, he will definitely feel baffled, so the little fat beast can only ask for opinions in a cryptic manner.

Luo Yun's face was not as relaxed as before, but his slightly wrinkled handsome eyebrows and deep eyes could not be noticed unless he looked carefully: "This place is unusual, my spiritual sense can't detect the end, Dudu what you saw The 'end' of the grass is probably a hallucination, let's spend the night here tonight, Erbai, come here, I'll help you get some herbs."

The little chubby beast was terrified when he heard the words, even Luo Yun's spiritual sense couldn't detect the grass at the end, how could it see the end with its eyes with its current cultivation base, no wonder it always felt that the 'end' didn't matter. How long, it is still so far away.

Erbai looked at the bloodstains drawn on his belly and arms, and knew as expected that asking Luo Yun to give him a "loving lick" was simply because he thought too much on his own. What kind of medicine, but it can make Luo Yun care, and it still happily sits opposite Luo Yun. It's not bad to have a "love lick" without "love lick".

"Little Yunyun, don't worry about it. It's going to be healed after such a small injury." Erbai said politely, but his eyes full of expectation betrayed him. The little fat beast couldn't bear to look directly at the expression on the herb.

"Tomorrow I will open the way." After Luo Yun said this inexplicably, he has been concentrating on tinkering with magic herbs that can stop bleeding, smashing them into pieces.

Erbai couldn't figure out why he would say this all of a sudden. This job opening the way was a good opportunity for him to perform. How could he let Luo Yun do it? He anxiously opened his mouth to fight for his own opportunity to perform: "Little Yunyun, I'm really Not tired, don't look at me sweating so much, it's just because I'm fat, just this time I can sweat all the fat on my body, I'm not tired at all."

Some wondered if Luo Yun couldn't stand it because of the false appearance he had fabricated so much, Erbai decided not to let himself sweat so much tomorrow, and not to be so out of breath.

"Xiao Yunyun, look, Erbai's wound has been bleeding. The wound is so small, but why is it still bleeding? Those wounds on my body that were deeper than it didn't bleed for so long." During Yun's silence, the observant little fat beast spoke in surprise.

Erbai didn't care about this little wound that didn't hurt at all, and naturally he didn't notice that the wound couldn't heal on its own and was still bleeding.

Luo Yun rolled his eyes at Erbai and said: "Why, now I realize that the blood on my body can't stop? No wonder you are breathing so heavily, and you look like you will faint at any time. You have bled for four or five hours, no matter how fat you are. , that blood is not enough for you to lose like this."

It turned out that this was the reason why Xiao Yunyun said that. Immersed in Luo Yun's meticulous care, Erbai sat there with a silly smile like a nympho, obediently letting Luo Yun apply the crushed herbs on his body.

"Starting tonight, you have to meditate for at least one hour every day." Erbai, who was immersed in the fantasy of being filled with pink bubbles, was suddenly awakened by Luo Yun's words.

A little unable to react, the second vernacular couldn't speak smoothly and said anxiously: "Why, why, Xiao Yunyun?"

Luo Yun didn't answer, but the little chubby beast rarely understood his thoughts and spoke a poisonous tongue on his behalf: "Erbai, you still have the nerve to ask why, look at your cultivation level is so low now, you can't even transform the barrier, and you are covered all over. If it is an injury, I need Xiao Yunyun to help you heal it. Today, the road is always going wrong. If I hadn’t reminded you, I don’t know how long Xiao Yunyun will be led astray by you. If you don’t work hard, Xiao Yunyun will not want you to follow him .”

"Hey, little Yunyun, don't leave me behind." Erbai immediately pounced on Luoyun, hugged him and rubbed against his chest, knowing that the little fat beast always used the words "Luoyun abandoned him" to scare itself , it always follows this sentence and takes the opportunity to eat Xiao Yunyun's tender tofu, and it has tried and tested so happy!The little fat beast is really caring.

"Okay, Erbai, don't make trouble, let me go, meditate for an hour after eating the animal meat, what Dudu said is right, your cultivation base is too low now, there are many unexpected dangers on the way to the magic capital, Just like the scene we encountered in Moling City a few days ago, if we don’t become stronger, we will only be forced to be bullied, and you too, Dudu, you must practice hard and try to cultivate your human form.” Luo Yun patiently told the pros and cons .

The little chubby beast blinked its bright and firm eyes and nodded earnestly: "I will~, don't worry Xiao Yunyun, I will try my best not to hold back."

It's shameful to be cute! !Erbai is itchy and wants to punish the little fat beast again. It even dares to show cuteness to Luo Yun. Don't think that this will make Xiao Yunyun like you more, okay?While roaring in his heart, Erbai tilted his head flatteringly with moist eyes and replied flatteringly, "I will definitely finish what Xiao Yunyun said, and I will start practicing now!"

Luo Yun stroked the two furry heads, and said with some amusement: "Don't worry, eat first, being hungry is not good for practice."

That night, the two tug-of-warners who were eager to perform well in front of Luo Yun seemed to be competing with who could meditate longer, so it was only when Luo Yun felt a little sleepy in the middle of the month did he realize that the two of them were actually sleeping in the meditating position caught.

Luo Yun: "..."

Because of this little episode, the little fat beast couldn't express his intuition. Luo Yun laid Erbai flat and hugged the little fat beast on its belly. This was the most common sleeping form of the two of them in the past.

Luo Yun never forgot to release his spiritual consciousness, carefully observing the surroundings in order to detect any abnormalities in time.

As the night gradually deepened, Luo Yun kept his meditation posture motionless.

"Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun, wake up, mother has already made breakfast, get up and eat soon." A gentle call came to Luo Yun's ears, Luo Yun was sleeping on a sandalwood relief bed in the elegant bamboo house When I opened my eyes, I saw a gentle and virtuous beautiful woman with a slight smile and said in a loving voice: "Little slob, why did you sleep so far today? Get up and eat, your father will take you today." Go fishing."