On a thousand ways the queen slaps her face

What the little chubby beast desires most in his heart is to eat fruits without any worries!I have to say that their wishes are too easy to come true. Only Luo Yun's wish, he can only imagine what his parents look like. It is simply a delusion to want a family to depend on each other and live in harmony.

"Erbai, you did a good job this time. To deal with the nightmare, you must first know whether you are in an illusion." Luo Yun praised Erbai. , The critical moment is always unexpected.

The little fat beast was not the first to wake up, and felt a sense of loss. It also wanted to be affirmed by Xiao Yunyun. In order to let Xiao Yunyun praise itself, the little fat beast decided to practice hard in the future, and must be the most powerful beast.

Aware of the loss of the little fat beast, Luo Yun silently touched the little head of the little fat beast, and by the way used his spiritual sense to detect the surroundings, and was surprised to find that the end was not far from his current location, about two sticks of incense will be there.

After confirming it again, the scene detected by the divine sense has not changed, there is a forest at the end, and it is no longer as vast as yesterday, full of grass that covers the top of the head.

"Dudu, fly up and see if it's a small forest over there?" Luo Yun stood up and pointed in the direction he was about to go.

The little chubby beast who was being comforted and moved by Luo Yun immediately floated up when he heard the words, and saw the grove clearly visible in the distance, and shouted excitedly: "Little Yunyun, really, I am so Once the end was clearly seen."

Erbai pretended to be excited, jumping frequently to see, but his body was too fat, so he couldn't jump high, but the ground under his feet was slightly shaken by his jump, and Luo Yun, who was closest to him, felt the vibration of the ground. Three black lines appeared silently on the screen.

"Could it be that the nightmare left? I feel that today's breath is different from yesterday's. Although yesterday seemed normal and the wind blew from time to time, I always felt a little stuffy. Today is different. The air is no longer sticky and the breath is smooth. , I don't have the feeling of being pressed in my heart like yesterday." Luo Yun said puzzled.

"So we were enlightened yesterday? Could it be that the current ones are all untrue?" asked the little fat beast.

"Probably not. I used my spiritual sense to detect that there is a circle of trampled marks not far from us. It is very likely that we have been circling around that place yesterday. Let's try it first. Walk for half an hour. If If you still can't get out, make another plan." Luo Yun decided.

"Well, I'm still leading the way today, Xiao Yunyun, look, my injuries have healed, and this time I won't let myself get hurt again." Erbai hurried ahead, afraid that Luo Yun would stop him, no Let it go ahead.

The little chubby beast consciously floated over Erbai's head to guide the way as it did yesterday. Luo Yun saw that it had a tough attitude, so he followed Erbai, at most giving it another herbal medicine after going out.

Erbai, who was leading the way ahead, learned to be smart this time, he didn't let himself be so tired anymore, and he didn't intentionally let those grass blades keep scratching himself.

This time, it took Luo Yun out of the grass quickly. Of course, Erbai would not tell them that he was so frightened when he saw his true self after falling into a nightmare last night. Yun Yun, really sad...

After actually stepping out of the grass, Luo Yun felt relieved, rested for a while, had breakfast, and continued on the road with Erbai and the little fat beast.

Nothing happened in the next few days. They skinned wild animals as usual along the way, and practiced for an hour every day. When they arrived at the next town, they sold the animal meat and hides, and then rested for a day before continuing on the road.

After driving for half a month like this, Luo Yun, who had reached the demon stage, and Erbai, who had reached the out-of-body stage, brought the little fat beast who had reached the Mahayana stage to Cangyan City. Therefore, its prosperity is not comparable to that of a small place like Magic Ridge City.

The most important thing is that the local conditions and customs here are also very different. The monsters all dress up neatly, unlike those in Magic Ridge City.

The overall appearance level of the monsters in Cangyan City is finally not lagging behind. Most of them have medium faces. Occasionally, there are a few upper-middle-looking monsters who appear gracefully, and they must attract attention. The cultivation base of those monsters is about In the true demon stage, most of the other monsters living in this town are between the mysterious demon and the sky demon.

So when Luo Yun showed up with Erbai and the little fat beast who hadn't even arrived, it caused a commotion.

In Cangyan City, even if they are big families whose cultivation base is at the stage of true demons, their appearance will immediately pale in comparison with Luo Yun's and become inconspicuous at all.

When Luo Yun first arrived, the city residents didn't dare to look at him directly, thinking that he was at least a monster with a cultivation level above the Nine Nether Profound Demon.

But soon the townspeople knew that Luo Yun's current cultivation was only at the stage of the demon, because Erbai and the little fat beast became extremely active every time they arrived in the town, dragging Luo Yun around.

Only now did those city residents have the opportunity to get close to Luo Yun to check his cultivation level, and Erbai and the little fat beast's demon breath was too weak. If it was the demon citizens of Cangyan City, how could they tolerate themselves and the two The monsters who failed to pass the catastrophe were companions, so it was affirmed that Luo Yun's cultivation should indeed only reach the Heavenly Demon stage, so he didn't dislike the little fat beast and Erbai.

They have all seen the big world, this is an important center of the Demon City, and monsters must pass through here to go to the Demon City, and it is not uncommon for monsters like Luo Yun who are as good-looking but not high in cultivation to appear.

However, the monsters in Cangyan City seem to be more polite. Even though they know that Luo Yun's cultivation level is similar to that of the merchants, or even lower than many monsters, they are still very polite to Luo Yun.

For example, when Erbai brought Luo Yun and the little fat beast to the stall of a middle-aged uncle, and picked out a few skewers of fat shrimps, an eight-legged spider, and two bamboo tubes of steamed rice, the middle-aged uncle was grilling fat shrimps. When I was with eight-legged spiders, I would also chat with them on a whim.

"Little boy, where did you come from? It is rare to see monsters like you in Cangyan City. Are you going to the magic capital?" The five words were clearly stated, but the meaning was too obvious, and Luo Yun and the others could easily 'understand' them.

For the monsters, these words are already very euphemistic, so Erbai knew that the middle-aged uncle did not mean to look down on them, and chatted with him enthusiastically: "Yes, uncle, we are going to the devil to take the exam. Yes, Xiao Yunyun is going to be a guard in the Demon Palace."

Erbai looked at Luo Yun proudly and said, the middle-aged uncle nodded knowingly: "Really, that's good, I heard that working in the Demon Palace is very prestigious, it's really amazing that you can be recommended to take the exam."

Erbai nodded in agreement and said: "Of course, Xiao Yunyun is the most powerful, he will definitely be No.1."

The middle-aged uncle didn't attack Erbai on the spot. How could the guards of the demon palace be so easy to pass the exam. I don't know how many monsters with unfathomable cultivation levels in the entire demon world are thinking about the fat job in the demon palace. The job is as difficult as climbing the sky: "Yeah, I believe the young man has the potential, and even if he doesn't win the guard, there is still the palace guard, and the palace guard is also a fat job."

Palace guards are equivalent to civilian jobs. According to their grades, they start from the lowest level of odd jobs. If they perform well or are lucky, they can gradually increase their ranks. The highest rank of palace guards is equivalent to personal servants, who specialize in taking care of the daily life of the devil.

A guard is a military profession, and it also starts from the bottom. The higher the level, the more chances to meet the devil, and the more admired by everyone.

Luo Yun didn't feel much after hearing the middle-aged uncle's words, but Erbai was unhappy: "Uncle, how can you say that, my little Yunyun can't do rough work, he will definitely be selected as a guard!" A joke, Luo Yun is his In the future, even if he wanted his position as the queen of the devil, Erbai would happily offer it to him with both hands. He was just a guard, and with a single word, he could make Luo Yun walk sideways in the devil's palace, okay?

The middle-aged uncle replied with a dry smile: "Yes, yes, yes, the old man can't speak. Seeing that you are so confident, you will definitely be able to choose the guard. Come on, the fat shrimp has been roasted. Let's eat first. After eating the eight-legged spider It's almost there."

Even if the uncle is shaking his head in his heart now, secretly sighing that Erbai does not know the heights of the sky and the earth, is too conceited, has never seen the world, etc., but as a well-educated merchant in Cangyan City, he will not do such things as throwing cold water.

Erbai and the little chubby beast stared straight at the smelly and golden-yellow fat shrimps handed over by the uncle. One of them snatched two skewers and started to eat them on the spot. Erbai did not forget to praise his craftsmanship while eating: "Uncle , Seeing that you don't look good, and the food you bake is so delicious, when we arrive at the Demon Palace, I will definitely recommend you to be the palace cook in the Demon Palace."

The middle-aged uncle only thinks that Erbai is bragging. With his weak/chicken cultivation, it is a joke that he can enter the magic palace by himself, let alone recommend him, even if Luo Yun really became a guard, it is impossible to recommend him. There are many high-level guards in the Demon Palace. A guard who has just entered the palace does not know if he can keep his job, so he is qualified to talk about recommendation.

But when Erbai praised his craftsmanship, the middle-aged uncle still smiled and said politely: "Haha, as long as you like it, I thank you in advance, you really have a heart."

The middle-aged uncle watched a few satiated and hiccupping guests (especially Erbai and the little chubby beast) leave, he didn't take Erbai's bragging to heart, and continued to talk about his business with a smile.

He has lived in Cangyan City for thousands of years, and he has never seen any demons. Erbai's bragging like this is quite modest. In the past, most of the hype in front of him was foreign demons who actually had no strength at all. In the end, it wasn't Lost their lives or left with their tails between their legs.

Not everyone can survive in the Demon City. If they don’t have the strength, they will be bullied at any time. For a long time, how many ambitious monsters want to go to the Demon City to make a fortune and become famous, but in the end they don’t end up dismal.

The middle-aged uncle is not a demon without emotion, and he doesn't want to see Luo Yun and his gang lose their lives. In fact, he didn't say just now that if Luo Yun is willing to select palace guards, he might be able to be selected, because previous palace guards Wei is provoked by his appearance.

What's more, with Luo Yun's handsome face that few demons can match, even if he doesn't choose a guard and doesn't take the palace guard exam, if he can find a more powerful magic couple in the magic city, that would be very important. Good choice.