On a thousand ways the queen slaps her face

"Xiaoyun, do you agree with us going on the road together? I am really happy to think that I can go on the road with you. If you have any problems along the way, just tell me, and I will try my best to help you solve it." Mr. Lan Cang It seemed to be very talkative, even though Luo Yun was silent, he was still able to continue chatting endlessly.

"Little Yunyun, you may not know that I am only two thousand years old and I have not married a wife. I have been waiting for a person I like to double/repair with me. Don't think that I am only in the true demon stage. I have a set of treasures. Double/cultivation method, according to the above cultivation method, within 1000 years, you will definitely be able to break through the Xuantian True Demon stage." When Mr. Lancang said such ambiguous words, he stared at Luo Yun without blinking, wanting to see him listen What kind of expression do you have when you see your own words, and do you understand your suggestive words?

"Talent! Two thousand years old!! You have the nerve to say that you are talented! Two thousand years old, do you know that my little Yunyun is talented! You have already reached the demon stage at five hundred years old, and you are already two thousand years old, which is only two more than little Yunyun Level, Mr. Lancang, besides being thick-skinned, can you understand a little bit what shame is? If you are like this, you still want to double/repair with my little Yunyun. I advise you to climb back to your mother's belly and be born again sooner. Maybe it can improve your low-level aptitude a little bit." Erbai bit the word "talent" heavily and sarcastically said, how could its future queen be able to tolerate the coveting of this little bastard.

Mr. Lancang ignored Erbai's ridicule at all, and continued to chatter about the advantages he had. In the end, Erbai was too angry to speak, and stared at him bitterly.

Luo Yun sat quietly as if no one was around, turning a blind eye to Mr. Lancang's deliberate flattery. Erbai was like an awkward kid who had just been robbed of candy and couldn't beat others, with a pair of big black eyes fixed on Mr. Lancang. , as if he would pounce on him and bite him at any moment.

The closer it was to noon, the more and more brigands came here waiting to go to the magic city. Among them, most of them were dressed in brocade clothes and robes, with their chins raised high, and they looked aloof.

Of course, there are also some down-and-out demon brigades with slightly stooped waists and dull expressions in plain clothes. They have one thing in common with Luo Yun, that is, no matter how the rich and noble demon brigades next to them talk about their great achievements, they all have expressionless faces. Anecdotes from all over the world are not interesting at all.

"Have you heard that recently, some nobles from the Demon City disappeared on the way from Cangyan City to the Demon City, and there was no trace of them." A male demon with a rough voice was sitting at the table behind Luo Yun. Go gossip and chat with brigade demons.

"I've heard that too, so I don't want to go on the road alone now. In the past, I couldn't stay in this stinking beast/live nest for a while, but now the few in the magic city only know how to eat and not work. The supervisor couldn’t even find any clues, it’s really useless, and now I can only go on the road with everyone.” The talking male monster’s chin was almost higher than the top of his head, and the words he said were ugly enough.

"You think we can bear to stay here. I don't know what kind of beast mount my family wants. Now I can only condescend to come to this kind of place and wait for the guards to escort me." After going through this kind of place that lowered his status, he still has to endure it now.

"You guys say what's so weird about the official way? Why can't even the nobles of the devil see it?" A slightly younger young master dressed as a monster said curiously, looking expectantly at the two men who showed off. Monsters, I hope they can say something different to satisfy their curiosity.

"What else can it be? It must be that the nobleman offended some powerful character and was silenced. There is no capable person in the devil city. The nobleman is only at the stage of the Xuantian witch, and any devil can easily kill the other party." Alright." Sure enough, in order to show his 'knowledge', this kind of thing is not weird at all, how obvious it is a vendetta, only monsters like you who have no knowledge and no brains will think about it.

"Perhaps the nobleman thought of something halfway and left quietly. Otherwise, how could he not leave a trace, not even the devilish energy. Vendetta, before the nobleman dies, he will definitely burst out a powerful breath of resentment for people to notice." Another dandy monster who failed to show himself in the first place was dissatisfied and racked his brains to refute.

"What do you mean! Are you looking for a fight?!" The monster who was refuted slapped the table and stood up.

"Why, I can't say it but I still want to do it. I'm afraid of you? What a joke!" The monster replied with its nostrils turned upside down.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't hurt your temper, I think what you two said is very possible." Seeing that something was wrong, the young master hurriedly persuaded him to make peace.

Under that young master's flickering, they finally failed to fight, they just looked at each other with disgust, and when they looked at each other, they immediately let out a "hum" from their nostrils to express their disdain.

Unknowingly it was noon, and the chattering Mr. Lancang finally shut his mouth dryly, took one of the superior monsters from the servant who escorted them on the road, endured the discomfort of his body, stepped on it, and sat on the hard table with a blue face. on the back of the beast.

Although Luo Yun was riding for the first time, his movements were very smooth and handsome. No one could tell that he was a novice. In the eyes of the brigade demons who were on the road together, although Luo Yun came from other places, he The family must be extraordinary, otherwise how could it be possible to raise such a handsome and elegant beauty, even if she was wearing the ugliest white robe, the demons would still be jealous of his good looks.

Erbai, on the other hand, is simply ugly. It looks like a fat black panda, with stubby hands and feet. With the help of the servant, it finally climbed up with difficulty. However, the back of this beast is too wide, and Erbai is too fat , can hardly sit down, can only stand on the back.

In the end, the servant pulled Erbai's thick legs expressionlessly, and Erbai lay down on his buttocks. The little fat beast was originally standing on Luo Yun's shoulder. Bai's belly jumped up and down a few times to show his mockery.

After all the brigades sat up, the mighty brigade of mounts set off on the road. The brigades couldn't bear the loneliness along the way, and they always wanted to ride the beasts. Fortunately, the escort servants did their best to prevent them from A series of stampede situations occur.

Luo Yun didn't say a word all the way, Erbai felt strange in him, but couldn't figure out why Luo Yun became more silent, Mr. Lancang didn't stop, always looking for opportunities to hook up with Luo Yun, Erbai All the energy was spent on isolating Mr. Lan Cang from Luo Yun.

After doing this for about three days, at night, as usual, the sky was the blanket and the ground was the mat, and they fell asleep without warning, leaving only some servants to watch the night in turn.

Because the weather wasn't so cold, even though Erbai pretended to be pitiful and made Luo Yun return to his original form, he just lay down with his clothes on and didn't lose face in public, but even if Luo Yun didn't return to his original form, Erbai still hugged him beautifully , the nickname is, although Luoyun is not cold, it is cold.

As early as the first night when Erbai said it was cold, Luo Yun had covered him with a piece of animal skin, but Erbai was so disgusted and said a lot of nonsense that no one would be cold unless he hugged him. He soon understood that Erbai's petty thinking was harmless anyway, so he let him sleep in his arms. Although Mr. Lan Cang always spoke sloppily, his behavior was quite honest, and he didn't act blatantly.

The wind in the demon world at night is always too gloomy, and it feels a bit cold and desolate to the body. Luo Yun and the others sleep on the official road, with dense jungles on both sides.

I don't know what strange beasts are in the jungle. They cry intermittently and suddenly in the dead of night. It's a bit like the sound of a female/ghost crying for grievances.

When the monsters heard this voice for the first time, they couldn't help trembling, and their hearts were a little hairy. After the servants explained, they puffed up their chests again and taunted those brigade demons who still had scared expressions on their faces.

Traveling all the way is very boring, the monsters are already impatient, and how many can bear the silence, so they have to seize the opportunity to make trouble along the way, hoping to find a monster weaker than themselves to have a good fight.

"Seeing that your face is pale with fright, you are too timid, aren't you scared stupid?" A few days ago, one of the dandy young masters sitting at the table behind Luo Yun in the horse market sneered and mocked the little girl next to him. Thin strange monster.

"Fuck off! Don't come and find me, I'm born and grown up, and I'm not afraid of heaven and earth, but I'm afraid of these cries." The strange monster waved him away contemptuously with an expression like you were joking.

"What are you talking about! You want to fight, don't you!" The playboy immediately said with wide eyes and dissatisfaction.

"Come on, come on, I can crush you to death with just one hand." The slightly thin monster continued to despise/contemptuously.

"Don't make noise! ​​Listen, there is suddenly no sound around." The careful young master who was with the playboy stopped him with a stern face: "The last few nights were very lively every day, but tonight is very weird."

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Because the young master's roar was really loud enough, the more than 200 monsters present really shut up and listened carefully, only to realize that the jungle on both sides of the road was really scary.

"What, what's going on here? Is there really a terrifying high-level monster hiding on this road to ambush passers-by?" A timid monster asked tremblingly.

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No one answered, and they all stared at the jungle with vigilance, for fear that something terrifying would suddenly pop up somewhere.

After holding my breath and condensing for about two sticks of incense, I didn't find anything, so some demons couldn't help yelling: "Hey, there's nothing wrong, you little thing, don't pretend to be a ghost to scare others, in my opinion The last few nights were the same as today, there is nothing wrong."

"Yeah, what's the matter, I'm so sleepy, don't disturb me and continue to sleep." A thick and big man fell to the ground and snorted after finishing speaking.

The others suddenly felt that they had been tricked, and they all gave the ignorant young master a hard look, and chatted and started arguing among themselves.

Only Luo Yun, Erbai, the young master and Mr. Lancang didn't relax their vigilance. They all knew that tonight would not be peaceful.