Longjing returned to his mansion, but couldn't sleep.
For the first time, he knew that he might be in bed.
After turning over countless times and still not being able to fall asleep, he finally jumped up from the bed: "Damn it, stretching out the head is a stab, and retracting the head is also a stab. I'm going to the palace to admit my mistake to Ah Zheng!"
Just doing what he said, Long Jing immediately got up and put on his clothes, then pushed the door open, and flew out with a great effort, completely regardless of how anxious his servants would be if they couldn't find him the next day.
Longjing arrived at Yingzheng's bedroom with ease, and knocked on the window lightly.
Ying Zheng, who couldn't sleep at all, smiled slightly when he heard the sound, and then snored softly.
"Fuck! They all fell asleep!" Longjing couldn't help but said, "I couldn't sleep all night, but he fell asleep!!! It's not fair!"
In the dead of night, Longjing's voice was neither loud nor low, but Ying Zheng was listening deliberately, how could he not hear his complaint?
Ying Zheng raised the corners of his lips and turned over, deliberately making the snoring louder.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Longjing was stimulated, through the window, wanted to hit someone, wanted to bite something, and finally took out a marinated pig's foot and gnawed it, "I will bite you to death, I will bite you to death, I will kill you!" Tell you to sleep, tell you to sleep! Why can you sleep and I can't?"
Ying Zheng listened inside, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Huh?" Longjing naturally heard the laughter, and hurriedly scratched the window.
I only heard Ying Zheng talking in his sleep: "What? You like me? Ah Jing, you are a man, and so am I... well, then I like you too."
"Damn it!" Longjing threw the pig's trotters in his hand, "Ah Zheng, what did you dream about! Could it be that in the dream, Uncle Ben was begging to have sex with you? Ahhh, tell Ben quickly What did you dream about, sir!"
"...So you fell in love with me so early?" Ying Zheng rolled over with a smile, "Oh, that's why you went to Hangu Pass..."
"I didn't!" Longjing couldn't help it, and pushed open the window forcefully, "I didn't want to mess with you, I didn't bend you, I'm also straight, okay?!"
With his brute force, the originally strong window finally died when he jumped in and yelled, and the sound of the words fell.
"There are noises in the king's bedroom!" The guard on duty yelled, "Come on, come and have a look!"
All of a sudden, there were loud voices and bright lights.
Yu Muliang knocked on the door fiercely: "Your Majesty? Your Majesty?"
Ying Zheng couldn't stay silent any longer, he pretended to rub his sleepy eyes: "What happened?"
Then he saw Longjing who was stunned: "Oh, Ah Jing, don't worry, I have agreed to accept you."
"Accept your wool!" Long Jing jumped up and rushed over to press him, "A Zheng, what did you dream about, A Zheng? I really don't mean to mess with you!"
"A Zheng, look at me, look at me, I'm straight, really, I'm very straight, so I..."
'Bang' Yu Muliang rushed to open the door.
"Your Majesty..." He just yelled halfway before he was stunned by the scene in front of him...
Not only him, but those behind him were also stunned.
What should I say about the scene in front of me?
The window lattice was thrown on the ground, and on the couch, Longjing knelt down in front of Ying Zheng's chest. Ying Zheng put his hands on the couch, his upper body was slightly arched, and his head was raised... This, this shit, if not for both of them still wearing clothes, It's just a vivid erotic picture...
Well, Yu Muliang clearly remembered that General Long did not stay in the palace today, so it is self-evident who broke the window lattice...
'The king and the general really know how to play! '
This sentence echoed in almost everyone's mind at this moment.
Yu Muliang hurriedly led the people back out and closed the door.
Longjing also realized something was wrong at this time. He got up from Ying Zheng, a little at a loss: "They, did they misunderstand something? I'd better go out and explain..."
"They are just servants, why do you need to explain?" Ying Zheng said.
"But……"
"The more you talk, the more they think there is a problem," Ying Zheng said.
"Oh, you're right." Longjing sat down slumped, "Ah Zheng, what did you dream about just now? I was outside..."
"Why did you come to the palace?" Ying Zheng interrupted him.
"I can't sleep, I want to apologize to you." Longjing said, "You know I have a bad mouth, I didn't mean to take advantage of you."
"Taking advantage of me?" Ying Zheng wondered.
"That's what I said that I treat you as my son..."
"Stop!" Ying Zheng couldn't take it anymore, he finally let go of the matter of the person he likes as his son, and he didn't want to be brought up again.Obviously he is bigger than Longjing, I really don't know where Longjing's strange idea came from.
"Don't you want to know what I dreamed about?" Ying Zheng said in a vengeful tone.
"Yes, what exactly did you dream about?" Longjing asked immediately.
"I dreamed that you were naked and wanted to fuck me, and said, you love me the most, you love me the most, and you won't let me marry a wife and have children..." Ying Zheng looked at him and said word by word.
"How is it possible!" Longjing jumped up before he finished speaking, "Ah Zheng, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely no intention of asking you not to marry a wife and have children..."
"But, I think it's very good." Ying Zheng said, "You were very enthusiastic in your dream, but in fact, Ah Jing, there is something I haven't told you."
"Ah?" Longjing was surprised, "What is it? Is it important?"
"It's very important," Ying Zheng nodded, "I don't think I have feelings for women. When I see them, I feel disgusted when I even think about their bodies."
"How come?" Longjing was surprised, and then said loudly, "I know, I know! It's Lao Ai, it's Zhao Ji, it's all their fault, right! Lai Ai is simply too merciful!"
"It's pointless to say these things now." Ying Zheng frowned deliberately, "Actually, I don't know what to do. Civil and military officials are forcing me to stand up, but...but, I can't do anything about them If it gets out, people in the world will laugh at me."
Longjing also frowned: "Yeah, if you are caught by those countries... well, you must never let anyone know! Have you tried it? Maybe you just feel disgusted in your heart, but if you actually try it, maybe it will be all right. ?”
After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands first: "Yes, this is a good way!"
"It's late," Ying Zheng smiled wryly, "I feel a lot when I see you now, but when I think of a woman, I lose it instantly. Who asked you to show love to me in a dream?"
"Fuck!" Longjing was speechless, "How did I know that I would show love to you in my dream?"
He had no doubt whether Ying Zheng was telling the truth, because Ying Zheng had never lied to him in his impression.
"At present, we still have to find a way to solve the problem," Ying Zheng said, "I have an idea. The best of both worlds."
"Let's hear it?" Longjing immediately pricked up his ears.
"If I marry you as queen, won't everything be settled?" Ying Zheng said.
"Damn!" Longjing jumped up, "What kind of nonsense method is this, Ah Zheng, you see clearly, I am a man, a man, and a man just like you!"
"What you have, I have too. If you don't have mine, I don't have either! Although I'm a rotten boy, it's true, but I don't mess with the sex!" Longjing roared, "I'm straight."
"What does it mean to be straight? What does it mean to be a rotten man? What does it mean to be a gay?" Ying Zheng asked one by one in no hurry.
"To be honest, I only have feelings for the opposite sex, that is, women! Rotten men mean that I like to see two men having sex together, which means that two men are married."
"This is contradictory," Ying Zheng analyzed for him, "Well, look, you are straight, but you like to see two men together, which means that you actually yearn to stir up sex in your heart, right? wrong?"
"Yes, yes, yes... yes, yes!" Long Jing kept nodding, but suddenly realized that what Ying Zheng said was wrong, and immediately blew up again.
"Just because I'm a rotten boy doesn't mean I can stir up sex." He said, "It's two things, okay?"
"Oh," Ying Zheng sighed, "then you can find a way to help me. In fact, it would be great if you didn't let me see that scene back then."
Longjing's original anger was punctured by these words. He remembered Ying Zheng's heart-piercing vomit that night, and couldn't help lowering his head: "It's my fault, I didn't expect..."
"It would be great if you didn't keep seducing me in your dreams." Ying Zheng sighed again.
"It's mine...it's not my fault, how can I interfere with your dream?" Longjing asked.
"But at the edge of the Huai River, after you did something for me, I kept dreaming that you were naked and dancing to seduce me, and you kept telling me that you loved me and wanted to be with me..."
"Stop!" Longjing broke down, "Aren't we going to talk about how to solve the problem now?"
"But you said you didn't know what you did in my dream. I'm explaining it to you." The more Ying Zheng talked, the more he felt that the dream was a good excuse.
In fact, he also understood that the biggest reason why he was able to deceive Longjing was because Longjing really cared about him.
If he didn't care, how could Longjing be unable to sleep and run into the palace in the middle of the night?If he didn't care, why would he be so anxious after hearing that he had no feelings for women?If he didn't care, he could have said that it was your dream and had nothing to do with me, so why would he be so anxious and not knowing what to do?
Ying Zheng tried his best not to call the police, and just looked at him: "Ajing, what do you think I should do now? If they know that I can't be with women, if I don't make a queen, will they go find someone else?" The blood of the royal family, you force me to admit it? And then make another conspiracy?"
Longjing also sat down: "The best way for us now is to give it a try first. In this way, in the next few days, you arrange time to go out with me, and I will find more women of various types. You try one time."
Ying Zheng looked at him and listened to him slowly say: "If it's really not good, you can't just marry a woman, after all, it will delay her for a lifetime. The youth of the daughter's family can't afford it. If it's really not good, I will do it again. Find a way to do a few miracles, or make it logical for you not to marry a wife, saying that you are a celestial being, and mortals cannot match you. Or..."
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For the first time, he knew that he might be in bed.
After turning over countless times and still not being able to fall asleep, he finally jumped up from the bed: "Damn it, stretching out the head is a stab, and retracting the head is also a stab. I'm going to the palace to admit my mistake to Ah Zheng!"
Just doing what he said, Long Jing immediately got up and put on his clothes, then pushed the door open, and flew out with a great effort, completely regardless of how anxious his servants would be if they couldn't find him the next day.
Longjing arrived at Yingzheng's bedroom with ease, and knocked on the window lightly.
Ying Zheng, who couldn't sleep at all, smiled slightly when he heard the sound, and then snored softly.
"Fuck! They all fell asleep!" Longjing couldn't help but said, "I couldn't sleep all night, but he fell asleep!!! It's not fair!"
In the dead of night, Longjing's voice was neither loud nor low, but Ying Zheng was listening deliberately, how could he not hear his complaint?
Ying Zheng raised the corners of his lips and turned over, deliberately making the snoring louder.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Longjing was stimulated, through the window, wanted to hit someone, wanted to bite something, and finally took out a marinated pig's foot and gnawed it, "I will bite you to death, I will bite you to death, I will kill you!" Tell you to sleep, tell you to sleep! Why can you sleep and I can't?"
Ying Zheng listened inside, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Huh?" Longjing naturally heard the laughter, and hurriedly scratched the window.
I only heard Ying Zheng talking in his sleep: "What? You like me? Ah Jing, you are a man, and so am I... well, then I like you too."
"Damn it!" Longjing threw the pig's trotters in his hand, "Ah Zheng, what did you dream about! Could it be that in the dream, Uncle Ben was begging to have sex with you? Ahhh, tell Ben quickly What did you dream about, sir!"
"...So you fell in love with me so early?" Ying Zheng rolled over with a smile, "Oh, that's why you went to Hangu Pass..."
"I didn't!" Longjing couldn't help it, and pushed open the window forcefully, "I didn't want to mess with you, I didn't bend you, I'm also straight, okay?!"
With his brute force, the originally strong window finally died when he jumped in and yelled, and the sound of the words fell.
"There are noises in the king's bedroom!" The guard on duty yelled, "Come on, come and have a look!"
All of a sudden, there were loud voices and bright lights.
Yu Muliang knocked on the door fiercely: "Your Majesty? Your Majesty?"
Ying Zheng couldn't stay silent any longer, he pretended to rub his sleepy eyes: "What happened?"
Then he saw Longjing who was stunned: "Oh, Ah Jing, don't worry, I have agreed to accept you."
"Accept your wool!" Long Jing jumped up and rushed over to press him, "A Zheng, what did you dream about, A Zheng? I really don't mean to mess with you!"
"A Zheng, look at me, look at me, I'm straight, really, I'm very straight, so I..."
'Bang' Yu Muliang rushed to open the door.
"Your Majesty..." He just yelled halfway before he was stunned by the scene in front of him...
Not only him, but those behind him were also stunned.
What should I say about the scene in front of me?
The window lattice was thrown on the ground, and on the couch, Longjing knelt down in front of Ying Zheng's chest. Ying Zheng put his hands on the couch, his upper body was slightly arched, and his head was raised... This, this shit, if not for both of them still wearing clothes, It's just a vivid erotic picture...
Well, Yu Muliang clearly remembered that General Long did not stay in the palace today, so it is self-evident who broke the window lattice...
'The king and the general really know how to play! '
This sentence echoed in almost everyone's mind at this moment.
Yu Muliang hurriedly led the people back out and closed the door.
Longjing also realized something was wrong at this time. He got up from Ying Zheng, a little at a loss: "They, did they misunderstand something? I'd better go out and explain..."
"They are just servants, why do you need to explain?" Ying Zheng said.
"But……"
"The more you talk, the more they think there is a problem," Ying Zheng said.
"Oh, you're right." Longjing sat down slumped, "Ah Zheng, what did you dream about just now? I was outside..."
"Why did you come to the palace?" Ying Zheng interrupted him.
"I can't sleep, I want to apologize to you." Longjing said, "You know I have a bad mouth, I didn't mean to take advantage of you."
"Taking advantage of me?" Ying Zheng wondered.
"That's what I said that I treat you as my son..."
"Stop!" Ying Zheng couldn't take it anymore, he finally let go of the matter of the person he likes as his son, and he didn't want to be brought up again.Obviously he is bigger than Longjing, I really don't know where Longjing's strange idea came from.
"Don't you want to know what I dreamed about?" Ying Zheng said in a vengeful tone.
"Yes, what exactly did you dream about?" Longjing asked immediately.
"I dreamed that you were naked and wanted to fuck me, and said, you love me the most, you love me the most, and you won't let me marry a wife and have children..." Ying Zheng looked at him and said word by word.
"How is it possible!" Longjing jumped up before he finished speaking, "Ah Zheng, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely no intention of asking you not to marry a wife and have children..."
"But, I think it's very good." Ying Zheng said, "You were very enthusiastic in your dream, but in fact, Ah Jing, there is something I haven't told you."
"Ah?" Longjing was surprised, "What is it? Is it important?"
"It's very important," Ying Zheng nodded, "I don't think I have feelings for women. When I see them, I feel disgusted when I even think about their bodies."
"How come?" Longjing was surprised, and then said loudly, "I know, I know! It's Lao Ai, it's Zhao Ji, it's all their fault, right! Lai Ai is simply too merciful!"
"It's pointless to say these things now." Ying Zheng frowned deliberately, "Actually, I don't know what to do. Civil and military officials are forcing me to stand up, but...but, I can't do anything about them If it gets out, people in the world will laugh at me."
Longjing also frowned: "Yeah, if you are caught by those countries... well, you must never let anyone know! Have you tried it? Maybe you just feel disgusted in your heart, but if you actually try it, maybe it will be all right. ?”
After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands first: "Yes, this is a good way!"
"It's late," Ying Zheng smiled wryly, "I feel a lot when I see you now, but when I think of a woman, I lose it instantly. Who asked you to show love to me in a dream?"
"Fuck!" Longjing was speechless, "How did I know that I would show love to you in my dream?"
He had no doubt whether Ying Zheng was telling the truth, because Ying Zheng had never lied to him in his impression.
"At present, we still have to find a way to solve the problem," Ying Zheng said, "I have an idea. The best of both worlds."
"Let's hear it?" Longjing immediately pricked up his ears.
"If I marry you as queen, won't everything be settled?" Ying Zheng said.
"Damn!" Longjing jumped up, "What kind of nonsense method is this, Ah Zheng, you see clearly, I am a man, a man, and a man just like you!"
"What you have, I have too. If you don't have mine, I don't have either! Although I'm a rotten boy, it's true, but I don't mess with the sex!" Longjing roared, "I'm straight."
"What does it mean to be straight? What does it mean to be a rotten man? What does it mean to be a gay?" Ying Zheng asked one by one in no hurry.
"To be honest, I only have feelings for the opposite sex, that is, women! Rotten men mean that I like to see two men having sex together, which means that two men are married."
"This is contradictory," Ying Zheng analyzed for him, "Well, look, you are straight, but you like to see two men together, which means that you actually yearn to stir up sex in your heart, right? wrong?"
"Yes, yes, yes... yes, yes!" Long Jing kept nodding, but suddenly realized that what Ying Zheng said was wrong, and immediately blew up again.
"Just because I'm a rotten boy doesn't mean I can stir up sex." He said, "It's two things, okay?"
"Oh," Ying Zheng sighed, "then you can find a way to help me. In fact, it would be great if you didn't let me see that scene back then."
Longjing's original anger was punctured by these words. He remembered Ying Zheng's heart-piercing vomit that night, and couldn't help lowering his head: "It's my fault, I didn't expect..."
"It would be great if you didn't keep seducing me in your dreams." Ying Zheng sighed again.
"It's mine...it's not my fault, how can I interfere with your dream?" Longjing asked.
"But at the edge of the Huai River, after you did something for me, I kept dreaming that you were naked and dancing to seduce me, and you kept telling me that you loved me and wanted to be with me..."
"Stop!" Longjing broke down, "Aren't we going to talk about how to solve the problem now?"
"But you said you didn't know what you did in my dream. I'm explaining it to you." The more Ying Zheng talked, the more he felt that the dream was a good excuse.
In fact, he also understood that the biggest reason why he was able to deceive Longjing was because Longjing really cared about him.
If he didn't care, how could Longjing be unable to sleep and run into the palace in the middle of the night?If he didn't care, why would he be so anxious after hearing that he had no feelings for women?If he didn't care, he could have said that it was your dream and had nothing to do with me, so why would he be so anxious and not knowing what to do?
Ying Zheng tried his best not to call the police, and just looked at him: "Ajing, what do you think I should do now? If they know that I can't be with women, if I don't make a queen, will they go find someone else?" The blood of the royal family, you force me to admit it? And then make another conspiracy?"
Longjing also sat down: "The best way for us now is to give it a try first. In this way, in the next few days, you arrange time to go out with me, and I will find more women of various types. You try one time."
Ying Zheng looked at him and listened to him slowly say: "If it's really not good, you can't just marry a woman, after all, it will delay her for a lifetime. The youth of the daughter's family can't afford it. If it's really not good, I will do it again. Find a way to do a few miracles, or make it logical for you not to marry a wife, saying that you are a celestial being, and mortals cannot match you. Or..."
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