This thing turned out to be a great god

Gu Fan raised his head, just in time to meet the editor-in-chief Ye Fei's eyes, which were small but staring angrily. The eyes of the people in the conference room all fell on him at this moment. -..-

"What do you think of the plan just mentioned?" Ye Fei asked, with a strong smell of fire in his tone.

When he came in for a meeting in the morning, Ye Fei seemed in a bad mood. It was probably early this morning, and people in the whole company were spreading the news that the position of the new editor-in-chief was parachuted.

The editor-in-chief was found out by the company for swallowing a large amount of author fees in private, and was fired last week. For a week, everyone thought that Ye Fei, an old employee of the company and editor-in-chief, would be promoted to the position of editor-in-chief for granted , but did not want to be airborne.

And Gu Fan was so lucky, he just made a mistake at the meeting and hit Ye Fei's gun. He didn't listen to a word of the plan just now, so he had to say perfunctorily: "It's not bad. !"

"Then let you show off the plan of the competition, and organize it for you! Finish it before next Monday!"

Hearing this, Gu Fan was dumbfounded, the competition?The website's annual contest?A competition with a different theme every year?What's this year's?

God, what important content did he miss?

"Is there any problem?" Seeing that he was silent, Ye Fei asked.

"No, no." Gu Fan shook his head, roaring in his heart: What did you just say?

Ye Fei: "There are no other questions, let's adjourn the meeting!"

As soon as the meeting ended, Gu Fan immediately pulled Qiao Yihang, who lived at the next table and was a good colleague, and put his arm on his shoulder, "Big Joe, let's have lunch together!"

"Your treat!" Qiao Yihang glanced at him sideways, and smiled so brightly that his teeth were shining brightly. He must be asking for something, and said, "I want to eat Pizza Hut's bacon-wrapped prawn pizza!"

Gu Fan let go of him, and said, "Damn! Are you being too stingy? When you asked me for something, you would treat me to instant noodles! Now you want me to treat you..."

"Obviously there is still a hot dog!" Qiao Yihang said forcefully, "Who made you so easy to pass away! If you don't invite me, forget it, I'll eat it myself.[t]"

"No!" Gu Fan glared at him angrily, and walked to the desk first.

Half an hour later, at the window seat of Pizza Hut near the company, Gu Fan was sitting opposite to Qiao Yihang who started with the freshly served bacon-wrapped prawn pizza, stirring his own pasta, and said: "Don't focus on eating, let's get down to business!"

Qiao Yihang unhurriedly solved more than half of the pizza, then "licked" his fingers and said: "The theme of this year's competition is a thriller - 'Who knocks on the door in the middle of the night', the plan discussed at the meeting and so on. , I have taken notes and will send them to you later."

Hearing this, Gu Fan's heart skipped a beat, it's over!I'm really afraid of something!

Although it was the first time for Gu Fan to make a proposal for the competition, it was not the most difficult thing. The most difficult thing was to review the manuscripts during the competition!

After watching "Tomb Raider Notes", he had nightmares for a week, and he has been suspicious for a month, how can he read ghost stories about real ghosts? !

In the afternoon, near the end of get off work, Gu Fan was exhausting his tongue, no, he must have been knocking on the keyboard to talk to an author about how to revise the text, when the phone rang suddenly, interrupting his thoughts.

As soon as Gu Fan picked up the phone, before he had time to say hello, he heard the other party say: "Jingdong Express, come out and get it." Then the phone hung up, making Gu Fan full of doubts, he hasn't been on Jingdong recently!

and many more!

He quickly found Mayfly's account, and the dialog box also displayed the chat history of last night:

Bai Zhou: ==, don't, I'm off.

Mayfly Master sent you a window shake.

Mayfly God: If you don't choose a model, I will choose it myself, and then send it to your company for you!

--These are historical news--

During the day:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Bai Zhou: What good deed have you done?

Mayfly God: /Shy, have you received the panties?Like it?

Mayfly God: /Shy, remember to wear it when you go back and take pictures for others to see~

During the day: Get out!

Although he really didn't want to accept this guy's kindness, Gu Fan went out to pick up the courier anyway.

As soon as he got back to his seat, Qiao Yihang, who was seated next to him, turned his head, "What treasure did you find again? Quickly take it apart and have a look!" As he said, he snatched the box that Gu Fan was about to put down.

"Hey! No way!" Gu Fan immediately snatched it back from him and stuffed it into his computer bag, "It's just pants, nothing fancy!"

"Hiding so mysteriously, there must be something wrong!" Qiao Yihang squinted his eyes and looked at him, then returned to his seat. After a while, he suddenly stood up and pointed to the position of the editor-in-chief, and said to Gu Fan : "Ye Fei called you!"

Gu Fan didn't realize it for a while, but when he turned around, Ye Fei's seat was empty, so he knew he had been fooled!

But it was too late, Qiao Yihang had already stolen it together with his computer bag, and now he is unpacking his courier.

"Damn it!" Gu Fan rushed over to do a critical rescue, he didn't know why he was so nervous, it was just underwear, they were all men, why should he be nervous?But the instinct of the body has already made such a move.

When he saw Qiao Yihang in full view, he squeezed out a red one from the box in disgust. The area that could cover things was very small, and there were three strings hanging from it. One look, he knew it was a legendary one. When he was wearing a thong, he instantly understood the four principles of life:

1. A man's sixth sense is very accurate!Even more accurate than 'female' people!

2. Friends are unreliable!Especially the kind of man who wants to have sex with you!

3. The men who are talked about by others all day long are all heavy tastes!

4. Gay friends can't just 'make friends'!You can't just accept things from friends!

"It's only after I've known you for so long that I realize that you are so sentimental!" Qiao Yihang took out another pair of the same thong from the box with his other hand, and sized up Gu Fan with squinting eyes. , "Tsk tsk, there are more than one! But you don't have a 'girl' friend, who are you going to wear this for?"

The onlookers all laughed one after another, "Lonely self-admired?"

"Masturbate in front of the mirror while wearing it!"

"Where! If someone doesn't have a 'girl' friend, it doesn't mean they don't have a boyfriend!" Even the 'female'/frequent girls participated.

"No, you misunderstood, this is..."

"There's no need to explain, man, we all understand! Hahaha~" Qiao patted him on the shoulder with an aerial photo, and the other colleagues laughed along, saying what you said to me, adding fuel to the matter.

Gu Fan couldn't bear to look straight at him and covered his eyes, he was really ashamed to see people!His integrity is obviously still there!Why was it so abruptly deprived of it?

Mayfly, you...a thousand swear words are omitted here!

Qiao Yihang, you... I will omit another five hundred swear words here!

The humiliating laughter stopped soon after the appearance of the general manager. Qiao Yihang quickly put the thong back into the box and put it in Gu Fan's computer bag and sent it back to him. He rolled his eyes.

At this time, another dialog window pops up on the desktop.

mayfly master

Mayfly Master sent you a window shake.

Mayfly God: What?Don't like this model?

Mayfly Master sent you a window shake.

Mayfly God: But people really want to see you wear it!

Mayfly Master sent you a window shake.

During the day: Give me a smooth roll! ! ! !Roll as far as the moon can go!

Bai Zhou: From now on, I will never submit until you write a manuscript for me! ! f