After becoming a street writer, I was forced to put on a vest

"Editor-in-chief, please listen to my explanation! This time, my relatives really got into a car accident, so there is no update in this period of time! Please forgive me this time!"

The black-haired boy was wailing on the phone, his voice was so miserable that those who heard it were sad and those who saw it wept, wishing to personally take the rua-rua boy's dull hair on his head to show comfort.

It's a pity that the ruthless editor-in-chief knew enough about his writers, he sneered and raised the corners of his mouth mockingly.

"Ran——yu! This reason is already the fourth time you have used it in front of me this month! Originally, you didn't have a lot of clicks as a street author, and if you don't update it, your poor collection will return to zero Yes! Back then when I signed you, my brain was beep-fuzzy!"

"No! No ↗ want ↗ ah ↗ master ↗ editor ↗!"

"Beep beep beep..."

It's a pity that Ran Yu's ear-piercing scream was not caught by the person it was supposed to hear. Only the aunt upstairs was awakened by the sound, opened the window and cursed.

"Sleeping at night or not! I don't know if this will disturb my beauty sleep?!"

Ran Yu was suddenly as quiet as a dog, and could only silently shed lasagna tears in his heart.

He rubbed his empty stomach, looked up at the pitch-black sky at a 45-degree angle, and murmured sadly: "Why is it that a handsome man like me is always not recognized by others? Is this how the world works?" Ruthless? The world is so big that there is no place for me, Ran Yu?"

The crystal tears in his eyes flickered under the light, emitting a rainbow-like dazzling light.

Finally, under this dazzling light, he died.

(End of the article)

...? ? ?

Seeing such an ending, even Ran Yu couldn't help but twitch his mouth.He pointed to the nonsense ending on the screen with a gloomy expression.

"Is that why I'm here?"

What he was asking was a ball of light emitting white light. Hearing this, the ball of light shook up and down violently, as if nodding in agreement with him.

"Yes yes yes!"

The ball of light didn't notice Ran Yu's distorted expression, and happily circled around him.

"This is the ending he personally wrote for you! Don't you feel very unusual!"

"Certainly, not quite, so-so!"

Ran Yu's words seemed to be squeezed out between his teeth. He raised his head leisurely, with a hunting red light in his eyes, and then punched the white ball of light into the white wall behind him.

Looking at the wall with no weirdness except for a few cracks, Ran Yu shook his hand, pretending to be surprised.

"Oh~ I didn't expect my right hand to suddenly become uncontrollable~ I'm really sorry for accidentally hitting you~"

"Woooooooo..."

The ball of light pulled itself out of the wall miserably, not daring to breathe, and could only reply weakly: "Yes, I am so useless, I can't even dodge the host's ordinary punch... ..."

"It's good to know."

Ran Yu nodded in satisfaction, and the expression of sand sculpture and joy that was unique to the second-year middle school boy returned to his face.

"So ~ what is the purpose of bringing me here ~ please tell me~ egg, sauce~"

#How does this guy kill Li Zaiqi#

#蛋酱What is the weird name#

# Saying that too many tildes is very hurtful to the eyes, ah hey #

Dan Jiang trembled, Dan Jiang did not dare to resist, Dan Jiang could only silently show a flattering smile (?), and replied weakly: "Of course it is to save the world..."

save the world?

Ran Yu fell silent, expressionless.After a long while, until Dan Jiang could hardly help crying, someone who satisfies the wickedness slowly made a check mark under the chin with his right hand, and then punched his left palm with his right hand, making a crisp sound .

"Let me just say it! A person like me who is talented in literature and graceful in the wind, really has a different future! How could I be limited by writing novels?"

"This! This is the sea of ​​stars and stars I yearn for!"

Accompanied by Ran Yu's voice, a circle of golden light radiated around him, making his figure look like a god and Buddha.Those eyes are firm and calm at this moment, as if there is nothing that cannot be accomplished under his hands.For a while, even Dan Jiang froze in place.

That, that person... is so dazzling...

"In that case!" Dan Jiang trembled excitedly, and said with the same firm tone: "Then let's start extracting the vest!"

"Okay!" Ran Yu nodded, his expression became more resolute, and he wanted to shout out "The wind is rustling and the water is cold, the strong man is coughing..." This seems a little unreasonable?

He pressed the button without a teacher and shouted: "Come out! My SSR!"

A burst of light that almost blinded the eyes appeared.Under Ran Yu's screams, Dan Jiang silently turned off the special effects, only revealing the golden character card.

[Crazy Criticism of Beauty Gojo Satoru

Height: 191cm

weight:? ? kg

Age: 28

Personality: Unreliable sweet tooth control

Evaluation: A man who is perfect in everything except his character

Note: The character setting has been changed, please don't trust the card description completely. ]

"Ah! So it's my five beauties!"

Ran Yu covered his face with his hands in an obsessed manner, and wriggled his orchid fingers to pinch the card in front of him.

Then, let me play you!

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